What happened to the I'm Going To Hell thread?

[Lunar Delta]

Originally Posted by Talon87

Loathe though I am to admit it, we do indeed live in a world where there are many men who prefer their women small-breasted or even flat-chested. So I would say to girls, "Cheer up, your body is fine just the way it is."

With the addendum, "It's just not fine enough for me. ;P"

You want a large breasted girl that will let you grab and rub her breasts for hours, right?

[Talon87]

Grab out of nowhere's not my thing, but otherwise duh.

[Lunar Delta]

But you know real girls don't actually like that because it hurts, right?

[Talon87]

False. Clearly someone has (a) limited sexual experience [with a very questionable partner, no less, given her history of complaining about the painfulness of sex], (b) forgotten about porn stars, (c) neglected to ask women he knows irl, (d) neglected to pay close attention to the sex conversations of one's male and female peers, and (e) neglected to try it out on himself, flat-chested by comparison though he may be, just to see if there's any ounce of truth to this plain bullshit or not.

And that's all it is, son: bullshit. 'Cause I can tell you, the only way it's humanly possible to be pained by somebody grabbing your boobs, male or female, flat-chested or hugely-breasted, is if the squeezer is a fucking idiot and asshole both and decides that the best way to have fun is to squeeze down on the breasts as though he was trying to fucking crush a Coke can with each hand.

No shit it hurts if the moron tries to fucking crush them. Same shit as if you try to crush somebody's hand when handshaking, try to crush somebody's chest by leaving a heavy weight there (e.g. in the gym), etc. Crushing forces hurt. Gentle squeezes, gropes, and massages do not.

To hear you describe it, (female large) breasts are always in a state of extreme tenderness, like a supreme bruise, and any applied pressure, however slight, will cause the breasted to recoil in pain. And that's laughably not how it is. Reality says otherwise. If that is how it is with Chaos, all I can say is: she's Chaos, dude. You knew what you were getting yourself into with that one.

[Lunar Delta]

1. I have had multiple sexual partners throughout various points in my life. (How many have you had?)

2. Chaos complains about the pain of (certain kinds) of sex because she has a legitimate medical condition. Don't make it seem like she's just complaining about nothing, because I have seen it first-hand and it is very real.

3. I've spoken with some of Chaos' female friends (and she has also told me their opinions on it) and they said that they would not like to have their breasts grabbed.

4. Don't be dissing Chaos either. She is sweet as can be and a lot nicer and more upright than most people I've known. She is my best friend and I love her very much.

5. Don't call me son. I hate that. I am older (and bigger) than you, plus it makes you sound like a condescending internet troll-type person.

:P

(Edit: Not pissed at you or anything, just setting the record straight. Just so you know.)

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

1. I have had multiple sexual partners throughout various points in my life. (How many have you had?)

Whatever happened to "technical virgin"?

[Lunar Delta]

Eh?

[Talon87]

I'm pretty confident that Namek is no virgin, "technical" or otherwise.

Namek: Roger that. Sorry. I still think you've had a slit of experience through which illuminating knowledge shines through, and you're passing that off as a celestial body's worth of brilliance. Translation: Chaos and her girlfriends' testimonies do not (to me) a convincing testimonial make. Not given what my eyes have seen and ears have heard. Not given my family, friends, classmates, etc. from whom I've received nary an indication that breastplay is painful, uncomfortable, or disliked. Sure, it's testimonial vs. testimonial, but I'm going to believe what I know to be true first-hand over what somebody else claims to be true via their own first-hand experience. Especially when there's zero indication to back that person's claims up in the three years of medical studies I've had.

I mean, ffs, Yahoo! isn't any better than Chaos and her pals, so just by linking this I'd say we're 1:1. Not really -- 'cause we're 0:0 ;p -- but you see my point. Tons of women of all ages, races, and backgrounds like their breasts to be squeezed. Not just touched -- squeezed. But it's all a matter of multiple factors, the most important of which are how hard and how suddenly they're compressed. Ginormous compression in <1s hurts. Ginormous compression <60s hurts less. Modest compression <1s hurts. Modest compression <60s doesn't hurt a damn thing. It's just fat, dude. Fat, blood vessels, nerves, skin, and a shit ton of Cooper's ligaments and other fascia.

You want a good comparison? Squeeze your own dick. If you're telling me, "Oh no, man, no woman is ever going to squeeze my dick, it just hurts way too much," I'd be in as much disbelief with that as I would be about the current conversation. Not that dick squeezing is especially common (LMFAO), but it's just to compare one experience of a mass of floppy tissue which hangs off of your body being squeezed with another experience of a mass of floppy tissue which hangs off of your body being squeezed.

[Talon87]

Back on topic ...

A friend's sister linked this on Facebook. Enjoy.

[big bad birtha]

Speaking of titties, here ya go. This guy isn't picky.

[Talon87]

LOL.

[Lunar Delta]

Mmm, boobies.

[Jerichi]

I laughed when I saw the girl on the roundabout rolling in her own vomit.

Also god the slang.

http://bebooksonline.co.uk/true_or_false/default.htm

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[Talon87]

Originally Posted by Jerichi

I laughed when I saw the girl on the

That was the best part! XD

[Talon87]

This comes to us from our friends in the UK: "The Greatest Invention Ever", which you can download by clicking here.


Here's another I just found: Steve Jobs and Bill Gates crack some jokes.

[Arnold]

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by Talon87

This comes to us from our friends in the UK: "The Greatest Invention Ever", which you can download by clicking here.

I am so envious of that lord, his mouse has an actual ball in it. Optical mice suck!

[Talon87]

I'm pretty confident that this is new enough that I'm not the only one who hadn't seen it 'til just now: CollegeHumor.com's feelings about Pokémon.

[Lunar Delta]

Originally Posted by Doppleganger

I am so envious of that lord, his mouse has an actual ball in it. Optical mice suck!

Nah, optical mice are the best, man.

[deoxys]

http://imgur.com/vwmvM

[Lunar Delta]

Fuck yeah!!!

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

Nah, optical mice are the best, man.

I strongly suspect you are only saying that because you have some kind of expensive high-performance optical mouse, and are merely speaking out of advocacy for technological advancement rather than utility.

[Lunar Delta]

I have a cheap Microsoft Intellimouse, one of their lowest end models. Tracks perfectly and accurately. This is actually my second one. My first one lasted almost ten years before the buttons started to wear out and click randomly. I regularly play first person shooters and edit photographs with this mouse, and never have any problems, ever.

Definitely far superior than some ball mouse that has to be cleaned and has moving parts that wear out over time. I plan on buying another Intellimouse (or two) just in case they stop making this particular model.

http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mo...s.aspx?pid=004

[Talon87]

Smells like another debate. I'll weigh in with my 2¢: I far prefer optical mice to ball mice.

[deoxys]

Or you can upgrade to the new Microsoft 4000, which has new BlueTrack technology which allows for rapid and responsive movement on virtually any surface!

Sorry, just got off work a little bit ago... the salesman inside me needed to put his 2 pennies in. I really should not know that off the top of my head. Fuck.