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TAKE A DEEP DIVE INTO THE VIKING AGE
LAUGH AT BRITISH PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE VIKINGS BATHE TOO MUCH
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06-12-2021, 02:42 PM | #27 |
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"WE'LL ACTUALLY SUPPORT THIS GAME AND NOT TREAT IT LIKE A TWO-DOLLAR BLOWJOB YOU GET BEHIND THE RITE AID"
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06-12-2021, 02:44 PM | #28 |
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*UBISOFT GETTING INTO TELEVISION AND MOVIES*
MATTHEW 27:46
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UBISOFT MADE A MOVIE OUT OF A GAME PEOPLE PLAY ON FORUMS
CHRIST PLEASE TAKE ME NOW
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06-12-2021, 02:50 PM | #30 |
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THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF CRAFTING A FAR CRY VILLAIN IS MAKING A CHARACTER THAT WE CAN MINE FOR CHEAP CONTROVERSY
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06-12-2021, 02:51 PM | #31 |
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FAR CRY VILLAINS ARE INTERESTING, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT
POST-LAUNCH DLC
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06-12-2021, 02:54 PM | #32 |
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DOES A PLUMBER'S LICENSE QUALIFY YOU FOR PILOTING A FTL SPACECRAFT
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"I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK AFTER AVOIDING BEING LIQUIDATED IN THE UBISOFT PURGES"
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RABBIDS + LUNAS
RABBIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE XENOMORPHS FROM ALIEN, DON'T @ ME
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06-12-2021, 03:01 PM | #35 |
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"WE'RE NOT DONE YET, LET'S TALK TO OUR HEAD ENABLER"
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06-12-2021, 03:02 PM | #36 |
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"I AM YVES GUILLEMOT, I AM SO PROUD I MANAGED TO AVOID ANY MEANINGFUL CONSEQUENCES FOR THE HORRIFYING WORK ENVIRONMENT I PERMITTED TO EXIST UNDER MY WATCH"
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06-12-2021, 03:03 PM | #37 |
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"AND SPEAKING OF PARTNERSHIPS, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ONE MORE EXCITING PARTNERSHIP"
"THIS GLOCK I AM PUTTING IN MY MOUTH" A MAN CAN DREAM
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AN UBISOFT AVATAR GAME
GOOD TO SEE THE GAME INDUSTRY STRIKING WHILE THE IRON IS HOT
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06-12-2021, 03:06 PM | #39 |
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WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS
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06-12-2021, 03:07 PM | #40 |
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last airbender or james cameron
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06-12-2021, 03:09 PM | #41 |
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AND THAT'S IT
I ALSO APPRECIATE THESE COVID-19 BUMPERS THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO THE "UBISOFT HARASSES MEMBERS OF ALL RACES, RELIGIONS AND SEXUAL IDENTITIES EQUALLY" DISCLAIMERS THEY INCLUDE IN ALL THEIR GAMES
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06-12-2021, 03:11 PM | #42 |
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IF THIS VOTE WAS NOT ASTROTURFED I WILL EAT MY KEYBOARD
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Mrow?
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little late to the party but just
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ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE I WOKE UP BEFORE 10 AM ON A WEEKEND FOR A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE THE THINGS I DO FOR CONTENT(TM) https://www.twitch.tv/e3 ANYWAY THERE'S A "BATTLE ROYALE WITH GACHA ELEMENTS" BEING SHOWN IN THE PRE-SHOW FOOTAGE SO IF YOU THOUGHT GENSHIN IMPACT WAS TOO RESPECTABLE I GUESS YOU'VE FOUND YOUR GAME
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06-13-2021, 11:52 AM | #46 |
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WHY DOES POST MALONE LOOK LIKE HE'S JOINED THE LATIN KINGS
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PROTIP: IF YOU BUY E3 MERCH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN YOU AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT
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SWITCHING OVER TO https://www.twitch.tv/xbox BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO THESE SEMEN SOMMELIERS TALK ANYMORE
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XBOX OPENING STRONG WITH TODD HOWARD FIRST ON THE STAGE TO GET THE LIES OUT OF THE WAY EARLY
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"XBOX IS TURNING TWENTY, WHICH IS AROUND THE TIME I START LOSING INTEREST"
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