E3 2021: WHY ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER - Page 2

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:41 PM

TAKE A DEEP DIVE INTO THE VIKING AGE

LAUGH AT BRITISH PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE VIKINGS BATHE TOO MUCH

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:42 PM

"WE'LL ACTUALLY SUPPORT THIS GAME AND NOT TREAT IT LIKE A TWO-DOLLAR BLOWJOB YOU GET BEHIND THE RITE AID"

LOWEREDEXPECTATIONS.JPG

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:44 PM

*UBISOFT GETTING INTO TELEVISION AND MOVIES*

MATTHEW 27:46

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:45 PM

UBISOFT MADE A MOVIE OUT OF A GAME PEOPLE PLAY ON FORUMS

CHRIST PLEASE TAKE ME NOW

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:50 PM

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF CRAFTING A FAR CRY VILLAIN IS MAKING A CHARACTER THAT WE CAN MINE FOR CHEAP CONTROVERSY

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:51 PM

FAR CRY VILLAINS ARE INTERESTING, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT

POST-LAUNCH DLC

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:54 PM

DOES A PLUMBER'S LICENSE QUALIFY YOU FOR PILOTING A FTL SPACECRAFT

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:57 PM

"I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK AFTER AVOIDING BEING LIQUIDATED IN THE UBISOFT PURGES"

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 02:58 PM

RABBIDS + LUNAS

RABBIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE XENOMORPHS FROM ALIEN, DON'T @ ME

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:01 PM

"WE'RE NOT DONE YET, LET'S TALK TO OUR HEAD ENABLER"

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:02 PM

"I AM YVES GUILLEMOT, I AM SO PROUD I MANAGED TO AVOID ANY MEANINGFUL CONSEQUENCES FOR THE HORRIFYING WORK ENVIRONMENT I PERMITTED TO EXIST UNDER MY WATCH"

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:03 PM

"AND SPEAKING OF PARTNERSHIPS, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ONE MORE EXCITING PARTNERSHIP"

"THIS GLOCK I AM PUTTING IN MY MOUTH"

A MAN CAN DREAM

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:04 PM

AN UBISOFT AVATAR GAME

GOOD TO SEE THE GAME INDUSTRY STRIKING WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:06 PM

WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS

SoS · 06-12-2021, 03:07 PM

last airbender or james cameron

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:09 PM

AND THAT'S IT

I ALSO APPRECIATE THESE COVID-19 BUMPERS THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO THE "UBISOFT HARASSES MEMBERS OF ALL RACES, RELIGIONS AND SEXUAL IDENTITIES EQUALLY" DISCLAIMERS THEY INCLUDE IN ALL THEIR GAMES

Blastoise · 06-12-2021, 03:11 PM

IF THIS VOTE WAS NOT ASTROTURFED I WILL EAT MY KEYBOARD

Ironthunder · 06-12-2021, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoS

last airbender or james cameron

WHAT DO YOU THINK

IT WAS THE SHIT ONE EVERYONE FORGOT AND NOW THEY'RE BRINGING IT BACK

**Sneaze** · 06-13-2021, 12:27 AM

little late to the party but just

WE DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO BE TRUE TO JAMES CAMERON'S CREATIVE PROCESS WAS TO PUT THIS GAME OUT A FULL DECADE AFTER IT WOULD HAVE HAD ANY RELEVANCE.

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneaze

little late to the party but just

WE DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO BE TRUE TO JAMES CAMERON'S CREATIVE PROCESS WAS TO PUT THIS GAME OUT A FULL DECADE AFTER IT WOULD HAVE HAD ANY RELEVANCE.

2021 SOMEONE TELL JAMES CAMERON NO CHALLENGE

ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE I WOKE UP BEFORE 10 AM ON A WEEKEND FOR A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE

THE THINGS I DO FOR CONTENT(TM)

https://www.twitch.tv/e3

ANYWAY THERE'S A "BATTLE ROYALE WITH GACHA ELEMENTS" BEING SHOWN IN THE PRE-SHOW FOOTAGE SO IF YOU THOUGHT GENSHIN IMPACT WAS TOO RESPECTABLE I GUESS YOU'VE FOUND YOUR GAME

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 11:52 AM

WHY DOES POST MALONE LOOK LIKE HE'S JOINED THE LATIN KINGS

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 11:54 AM

PROTIP: IF YOU BUY E3 MERCH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN YOU AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 12:01 PM

SWITCHING OVER TO https://www.twitch.tv/xbox BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO THESE SEMEN SOMMELIERS TALK ANYMORE

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 12:03 PM

XBOX OPENING STRONG WITH TODD HOWARD FIRST ON THE STAGE TO GET THE LIES OUT OF THE WAY EARLY

Blastoise · 06-13-2021, 12:04 PM

"XBOX IS TURNING TWENTY, WHICH IS AROUND THE TIME I START LOSING INTEREST"

06-12-2021, 02:41 PM	#26
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TAKE A DEEP DIVE INTO THE VIKING AGE LAUGH AT BRITISH PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE VIKINGS BATHE TOO MUCH __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:42 PM	#27
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"WE'LL ACTUALLY SUPPORT THIS GAME AND NOT TREAT IT LIKE A TWO-DOLLAR BLOWJOB YOU GET BEHIND THE RITE AID" LOWEREDEXPECTATIONS.JPG __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:44 PM	#28
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	UBISOFT GETTING INTO TELEVISION AND MOVIES MATTHEW 27:46 __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:45 PM	#29
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	UBISOFT MADE A MOVIE OUT OF A GAME PEOPLE PLAY ON FORUMS CHRIST PLEASE TAKE ME NOW __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:50 PM	#30
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF CRAFTING A FAR CRY VILLAIN IS MAKING A CHARACTER THAT WE CAN MINE FOR CHEAP CONTROVERSY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:51 PM	#31
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	FAR CRY VILLAINS ARE INTERESTING, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT POST-LAUNCH DLC __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:54 PM	#32
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	DOES A PLUMBER'S LICENSE QUALIFY YOU FOR PILOTING A FTL SPACECRAFT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:57 PM	#33
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK AFTER AVOIDING BEING LIQUIDATED IN THE UBISOFT PURGES" __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 02:58 PM	#34
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	RABBIDS + LUNAS RABBIDS ARE ACTUALLY THE XENOMORPHS FROM ALIEN, DON'T @ ME __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:01 PM	#35
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"WE'RE NOT DONE YET, LET'S TALK TO OUR HEAD ENABLER" __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:02 PM	#36
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"I AM YVES GUILLEMOT, I AM SO PROUD I MANAGED TO AVOID ANY MEANINGFUL CONSEQUENCES FOR THE HORRIFYING WORK ENVIRONMENT I PERMITTED TO EXIST UNDER MY WATCH" __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:03 PM	#37
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"AND SPEAKING OF PARTNERSHIPS, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ONE MORE EXCITING PARTNERSHIP" "THIS GLOCK I AM PUTTING IN MY MOUTH" A MAN CAN DREAM __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:04 PM	#38
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	AN UBISOFT AVATAR GAME GOOD TO SEE THE GAME INDUSTRY STRIKING WHILE THE IRON IS HOT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:06 PM	#39
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:09 PM	#41
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	AND THAT'S IT I ALSO APPRECIATE THESE COVID-19 BUMPERS THAT ARE IDENTICAL TO THE "UBISOFT HARASSES MEMBERS OF ALL RACES, RELIGIONS AND SEXUAL IDENTITIES EQUALLY" DISCLAIMERS THEY INCLUDE IN ALL THEIR GAMES __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-12-2021, 03:11 PM	#42
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	IF THIS VOTE WAS NOT ASTROTURFED I WILL EAT MY KEYBOARD __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-13-2021, 12:27 AM	#44
Sneaze Mrow? Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Camping the White Market Posts: 6,938	little late to the party but just WE DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO BE TRUE TO JAMES CAMERON'S CREATIVE PROCESS WAS TO PUT THIS GAME OUT A FULL DECADE AFTER IT WOULD HAVE HAD ANY RELEVANCE. __________________ Daisy wins at life for making this Battle Cut

06-13-2021, 11:52 AM	#46
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHY DOES POST MALONE LOOK LIKE HE'S JOINED THE LATIN KINGS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-13-2021, 11:54 AM	#47
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	PROTIP: IF YOU BUY E3 MERCH YOUR FAMILY WILL DISOWN YOU AND YOU WILL DESERVE IT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-13-2021, 12:01 PM	#48
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	SWITCHING OVER TO https://www.twitch.tv/xbox BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO THESE SEMEN SOMMELIERS TALK ANYMORE

06-13-2021, 12:03 PM	#49
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	XBOX OPENING STRONG WITH TODD HOWARD FIRST ON THE STAGE TO GET THE LIES OUT OF THE WAY EARLY

06-13-2021, 12:04 PM	#50
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	"XBOX IS TURNING TWENTY, WHICH IS AROUND THE TIME I START LOSING INTEREST" Last edited by Blastoise; 06-13-2021 at 03:39 PM.

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