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Old 06-10-2018, 03:26 PM   #101
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ALSO THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD TIME TO MENTION THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN FROZEN WHICH LEAVES ME AT A DISADVANTAGE SINCE IT HAS SPREAD TO EVERYTHING IN DISNEY LIKE THE GODDAMN CLAP
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:28 PM   #102
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SEA OF THIEVES

NOW WITH AN ACTUAL GAMEPLAY LOOP
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:29 PM   #103
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THE WAVES OF CHANGE FLOW THROUGH THE SEA

I BEAR WITNESS TO DLC
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:30 PM   #104
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YOU MUST PAY AN UNTHINKABLE PRICE TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY IN THIS LINEAR FPS CAMPAIGN WITH NO ACTUAL PLAYER AGENCY
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:31 PM   #105
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FORZA X FARM SIMULATOR

THE CROSSOVER YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:33 PM   #106
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PLACE YOUR BETS ON WHICH CAR IS ABOUT TO BE LOWERED FROM THE CEILING
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:33 PM   #107
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FORZA HORIZON ZERO DAWN

GET INTO SICK DRAG RACES WITH A ROBOT T-REX
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:35 PM   #108
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SHARED OPEN WORLD

WITH THE SPONTANEITY OF BEING FLIPPED OFF BY A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD IN KENTUCKY
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:36 PM   #109
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HERE SOLOMON AND DJ USE THE CHAT FEATURE TO GET INTO A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

STATE OF THE ART ROAD RAGE
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:37 PM   #110
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DOES BRITAIN ACTUALLY HAVE SEASONS THAT AREN'T "OVERCAST WITH RAIN"
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:39 PM   #111
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DOES BRITAIN ACTUALLY HAVE SEASONS THAT AREN'T "OVERCAST WITH RAIN"
AM BRITISH CAN CONFIRM

IT'S OVERCAST WITH RAIN EXCEPT ON THE RARE OCCASION WHEN IT GETS SLIGHTLY TOO WARM OR COLD AND THEN ALL THE ROADS SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THEY'RE MELTING/FROZEN
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:39 PM   #112
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I'M PHIL SPENCER

AND I'M GOING TO DIPLOMATICALLY EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE NO ACTUAL EXCLUSIVES TO RELEASE IN THIS FISCAL YEAR BECAUSE WE'RE A BUNCH OF MONEY-GRUBBING UNIMAGINATIVE WANK STAINS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:40 PM   #113
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"THE INITIATIVE" IS A GREAT NAME FOR A CIA FRONT PROJECT
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:41 PM   #114
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UNDEAD LABS

WE'RE THROWING MONEY AT FADS WELL PAST THEIR EXPIRATION DATE

WE ARE GOOD BUSINESSMEN
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:41 PM   #115
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LOOK AT THESE STUDIOS WE'VE ANNEXED

WE'RE TRYING TO RIVAL EA FOR SUFFOCATING NEW TALENT
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:41 PM   #116
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NINJA THEORY

THE STUDIO WITH ONE ACTUAL GOOD GAME THAT WAS ONLY GOOD BECAUSE IT WASN'T BEING FUCKED WITH BY DIPSHIT PUBLISHERS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:42 PM   #117
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SPEAKING OF GAMES FUCKED WITH BY DIPSHIT PUBLISHERS LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WE HAPPY FEW DEVS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:44 PM   #118
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THIS IS AN EXCITING TRAILER FOR WHAT WE KNOW AT THIS POINT TO BE YET ANOTHER OPEN WORLD SURVIVAL GAME
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:45 PM   #119
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PUBG

CAPABLE OF A BREATHTAKING 20 FPS ONLY ON XBOX ONE
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:46 PM   #120
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OH YEAH THAT REMINDS ME THE PUBG DEVS ARE SUING EPIC OVER FORTNITE

CAN WE LOL

BECAUSE I'M LOLING
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:47 PM   #121
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HERE'S AN ANIME GAME REMASTER

WEE-A-BOO

WEE-A-BOO
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:47 PM   #122
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DO THE JAPANESE EVEN USE XBOXES FOR THINGS THAT AREN'T BULLET HELL SHOOTERS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:49 PM   #123
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HISTORY IS THREATENING TO TOM CLANCY ITSELF
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:50 PM   #124
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AGENTS OF THE DIVISION ARE THE ONLY ONES STANDING AGAINST AN ASSHOLE WITH A 3D PRINTER THAT CAN MAKE TURBO AIDS

SPOILERS BTW
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:51 PM   #125
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IS THIS SOME PRESENTATION COMMS CHATTER

OH BOY
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