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Old 02-21-2016, 02:03 PM   #101
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I HAVE NO WITTY LEAD LET'S JUST GET STARTED

TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR

BEN'S HOMETOWN, BUMFUCK NOWHERE INDIANA

(THESE ARE ALWAYS KIND OF BORING APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE)

LOTS OF WEIRD CRYING

OBLIQUE EMOTIONAL TURMOIL

WHOO
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:10 PM   #102
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ODDLY THIS IS A SMALL TOWN THAT IS NOT ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT IN THE AMERICAN MIDWEST

I CAN JUST FEEL THE REPUBLICAN RADIATING FROM MY TV SCREEN

HIS PARENTS LOOK LIKE HIRED ACTORS

HE GOES THROUGH ALL THE GIRLS AND BASICALLY SAYS "THEY'RE ALL GREAT BUT LOL THIS AINT GOIN TOO WELL"

INTERESTINGLY THE ONLY WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE A HUGE NEGATIVE IS THE MOM

BEN GREETS THE GIRLS ON A PONTOON BOAT AND CAILA NEARLY FALLS INTO THE WATER

THIS LAKE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GORGEOUS I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS ACTUALLY

ALSO HEY DATE ALREADY AND NO CARD

IT'S FLIGHT ATTENDANT

ALL THE OTHER GIRLS START FREAKING OUT ABOUT BEN ASKING HER DIRECTLY TO GO ON A DATE
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:22 PM   #103
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HE SHOWS HER ALL HIS OLD SCHOOLS, CONFIRMING THAT HE DID IN FACT PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL

HE TAKES HER TO A COMMUNITY CENTER THAT HE USED TO WORK AT

THIS IS FOR ONCE A VERY PERSONAL AND CUTE DATE

THEY HAVE THIS REALLY CUTE MOMENT WHERE A KID AT THE CENTER HAS TO MAKE A HALF-COURT SHOT AND IF HE MAKES IT, BEN AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAVE TO KISS (OBVIOUSLY HE MAKES IT)

BEN HAS A SURPRISE!!!

...BASKETBALL PLAYERS I GUESS

I REGULARLY QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT THE PRODUCERS UNDERSTAND THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC AND THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES

(ALSO THEY EDITED IN STOCK KID SCREAMING CHILDREN LOL)

AWW HE CONVINCES A CRYING KID TO STOP CRYING CUTE

MAKEOUT COUNT: 1, 2
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:28 PM   #104
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THE GIRLS CONTINUE TO FRET OVER DATES JUST AS THE DATE CARD SHOWS

Spoiler: show
JOJO

SOMETHING ABOUT THE WINDY CITY IDK I MISSED IT


UH OH NOW HIM AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT ARE GOING TO HAVE AN AWKWARD TALK ABOUT LEA'S SHITTY LIE

SADLY IT'S PRETTY BORING AND HE TOTALLY DISMISSES IT BOO

HE TAKES HER TO A SHITTY DIVE BAR AND TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF AS ROMANTIC

AND SHE SAYS SHE LOVES HIM

THE STAKES ARE ROCKETING AT THIS POINT
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:37 PM   #105
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JOJO GETS TO GO TO CHICAGO

THEY GO TO WRIGLEY AND THE JUMBOTRON INVITES THEM INSIDE (IT'S AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS)

FOR SOME REASON THEY AT LEAST ONCE A SEASON HAVE THEM GO INTO AN EMPTY STADIUM OF SOME SORT SO I GUESS THIS WAS TO BE EXPECTED

HE ALSO CALLS HER "JOGE" AT ONE POINT WHICH IS WEIRD

MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS SHOW SUCKS HARD

I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THAT BEN IS NOT GOING TO ACTUALLY MARRY ANY OF THESE WOMEN
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:46 PM   #106
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ALRIGHT GROUP DATE TIME

Spoiler: show
CAILA
AMANDA
VIRGIN



OH GOD MAN THE CLIP OF THE TWIN CRYING THAT THEY'VE BEEN USING AS A DRAMATIC PUNCH HAS BEEN HER BEING EXCITED OVER GETTING A ONE ON ONE

REALITY TELEVISION LIED TO ME

BEN AND JOJO HAVE DINNER AT THE STADIUM

AND MAN BEN STRAIGHT UP CALLS HER OUT ON NOT BEING ALL IN DAMN BOY

BUT IT TURNS OUT BORING AND THEY END ON A GOOD NOTE
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:56 PM   #107
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OH SO IT'S TOTALLY WORTH MENTIONING THAT THE PAST TWO DATES HAD NO ROSE, MEANING JOJO AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT ARE STILL POSSIBLY ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK

BUT THERE IS A ROSE ON THIS GROUP DATE

THEY GO TO A LITTLE POND AND GET IN LITTLE BOATS AND BEN AND CAILA END UP IN ONE TOGETHER

JEALOUSIES IMMEDIATELY FLAIR

THIS IS A SUPER CUTE DATE ON A CUTE FARM WITH KITES AND THE NOTEBOOK AND FALL COLORS AND BARNS BUT THEY ARE ALL RUINING IT WITH THEIR SITUATIONAL AWARENESS AND RATIONAL THOUGHT

AND MAN TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY THE WOMAN WHO GETS THE ROSE NOT ONLY IS A LOCK FOR HOMETOWNS BUT ALSO GETS MORE TIME WITH BEN

THE PRODUCERS SERIOUSLY ARE ASSHOLES

BECCA STARTS TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS BORING AND HAS NO OBVIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH BEN SO WHOO
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Old 02-21-2016, 03:02 PM   #108
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CAILA HAS A LEGITIMATE ISSUE IN THAT SHE HAS MOVED A WHOLE SHITLOAD AND DOESN'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A HOMETOWN

WELL IT'S TIME FOR THE ROSE

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOM BECAUSE HE HAS BASICALLY NO RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHER TWO

Spoiler: show
YUP I WAS RIGHT NO SURPRISES THERE


THIS IS PRETTY SUPREMELY AWKWARD

VIRGIN HAS A SHITFIT ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE LOST
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Old 02-21-2016, 03:32 PM   #109
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AWKWARD SAD DRINKING CAR RIDE

THEY CONTINUE TO REALIZE HOW SHITTY IT IS BEING A PARTICIPANT ON THIS SHOW

C'MON GUYS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BUY IN TOTALLY TO THIS UNNATURAL SCENARIO AND CONVINCE YOURSELF THIS IS A WORTHWHILE PROCESS AND NOT JUST AN EMOTIONAL ZOO WHOSE ENTIRE PURPOSE IS FOR US TO GAWK AT YOU

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T UGLY CRYING

WOW OKAY SO THEY GO TO FUCKING MCDONALDS

THIS IS TOTALLY NOT PRODUCT PLACEMENT AT ALL

THEY OBNOXIOUSLY READ OFF THEIR ENTIRE ORDER AND SAY THE WORD "BREAKFAST" AT LEAST FIVE TIMES

AND THEY WORK BEHIND THE COUNTER LIKE IT'S ROMANTIC

WOW OKAY THIS SHOW HAS GONE REALLY DOWNHILL

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT THIS ADVERTISED TO BEFORE

AND THEY'VE STAGED A CARNIVAL TOO

WHAT LITTLE MAGIC THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HAS COMPLETELY WORN OFF

(OKAY I TIMED THIS SORTA POORLY I HAVE TO GO FOR A BIT WE'LL FINISH THIS TRAINWRECK A LITTLE LATER)
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Old 02-21-2016, 07:50 PM   #110
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AND WE'RE BACK

THE TWO GIRLS WHO ARE GUARANTEED TO BE IN THE FINAL FOUR TALK ABOUT THE MOM'S MCDONALD'S DATE

THE TWIN GOES TO MEET THE PARENTS (SUPER AWKWARD)

BECCA REALIZES THAT SHE HAS PRETTY MUCH NO REASON FOR BEING HERE AT ALL, SOMETHING THAT WE ALL COLLECTIVELY REALIZED THE MOMENT SHE CAME BACK

OH WOW THE TWIN ADMITS TO HIS MOTHER THAT SHE WANTS TO BE A CHEERLEADER AND THAT SHE WANTS TO GET MARRIED YOUNG

I CAN SEE THIS WOMAN'S HEART BREAKING ACTIVELY

YEAH SHE HATES HER

YUP SHE'S SOBBING TALKING ABOUT HIM MARRYING HER IT'S OVER BYEEEEEEE

AND SHE IS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT BEN IS BASICALLY SAYING "HAHA MAYBE NOT"

WELL LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING HOME

OH MAN AND HE'S DOING IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRLS TOO

SHE WAS SUPER BLINDSIDED TOO

OUCH

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A GOOD WAY TO DO IT OR THE ABSOLUTE WORST

WELL THIS WILL MAKE THE ROSE CEREMONY A LOT EASIER AT LEAST
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Old 02-21-2016, 08:02 PM   #111
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OKAY I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO THE ROSE CEREMONY

BEN SITS DOWN AND TALKS TO CHRIS HARRISON ABOUT HOW UNCERTAIN HE IS WHILE ALL THE LADIES STEW

YEAH VIRGIN'S GOIN HOME TONIGHT BYEEEEE BECCA

WELL LET'S GET DOWN TO THIS

THE ROSED

Spoiler: show
FLIGHT ATTENDANT
JOJO

YES CHRIS HARRISON WE CAN COUNT TO THREE WE GET THAT IT'S THE FINAL ROSE!!!!!

Spoiler: show
BYEEEEEEEEE BECCA BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING BEEN ON THIS DAMN SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE


LOL SHE SAYS SHE WAS BLINDSIDED OKAY SURE WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF HON


NEXT WEEK IS HOMETOWNS!!!!!!!

WHOO HOMETOWNS ARE THE BEST PART WE GET TO SEE ALL OF THESE WOMEN'S MISERABLE LIVES AND WEIRD FAMILIES AND HEAR ALL THE PARENTS PICK APART THEIR DAUGHTER'S ROMANTIC LIVES

IT'S BASICALLY A FULL HOUR AND A HALF OF DRAMA CARPET BOMBS

PREPARE YOUR COLLECTIVE ANI
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Old 02-21-2016, 08:04 PM   #112
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HAHAHAH THE POST CREDITS SCENE IS ALL THE GIRLS SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY FROM BEES
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Old 02-22-2016, 06:31 AM   #113
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Jeri I'll be your Bachelor any time.

Holy SHIT. I almost want to find a way to watch this episode in particular.
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Old 02-23-2016, 06:00 PM   #114
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Old 02-27-2016, 03:42 PM   #115
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ALRIGHT GUYS (AND A FEW GALS)

TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR

HOMETOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMNED EPISODE

BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL
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Old 02-27-2016, 03:48 PM   #116
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FIRST ON THE DOCKET IS THE MOM

AND WE'RE IN LAGUNA BEACH, WHICH IS OKAY I GUESS

MAN WE'RE STARTING OFF HEAVY TOO BECAUSE KIDS

PULLING NO PUNCHES HERE FOLKS

HER KIDS ARE SUPER FUCKIN CUTE BTW THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY PRECIOUS

BEN'S REACTION IS... UNDERWHELMING

AWW THEY'RE SUPER SHY AND BEN IS REALLY AWKWARD

HE REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO INTERACT WITH LITTLE GIRLS BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF HE AIN'T TRYING

THE OLDER GIRL SEEMS TO LIKE HIM BUT THE YOUNGER ONE IS JUST KIND OF SKEPTICAL

IT'S P CUTE THO NOT BAD SO FAR

BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR BEGUN
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Old 02-27-2016, 03:56 PM   #117
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ALRIGHT LET'S MEET THE PARENTS (PLUS SISTER)

THEY SEEM NORMAL

HER LITTLE GIRL IS SUPER TIRED SO THEY PUT HER DOWN FOR A NAP

THE DAD ALREADY CAN SENSE HIS ANXIOUSNESS AROUND THE CHILDREN

THE MOM INTERROGATES BEN BUT IT SEEMS TO GO OKAY

AND THE MOMENT THE MOMS TALK THERE ARE TEARS

THE DAD TALK IS... SADLY BORING AND PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY WHAT YOU EXPECT IT TO BE

IT'S THE "YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK OFF TO A BAR" TALK

IDK THIS ISN'T SO HORRIBLE SHE'S PROBABLY STAYING

BOO THIS IS BORING
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Old 02-27-2016, 04:10 PM   #118
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OK TIME FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANT

APPARENTLY SHE IS FROM PORTLAND AND SOMEHOW NOT SUPER WEIRD

I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE IS FROM PORTLAND

OH MAN THEY GO TO THE FOOD TRUCK PARK I'M SUPER JEALOUS

AND A FUCKING WHISKEY LIBRARY WHAT IS THIS

UM LIKE CAN I GO DO THIS

BRB MOVING TO PORTLAND

MAKE OUT COUNT: 1 (ODDLY)
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SO HE'S MEETING THE PARENTS AND HER TWO BROTHERS AND HER SISTER

AND HER 18 YEAR OLD DOG GOD

HER DAD CALLS HER "LOLO" UGH WHAT

SISTER IS FIRST TO STRIKE

HE'S SUPER INTO HER HE BREAKS INTO TEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS

WELL I GUESS IT'S ALL OVER PACK IT UP BOYS

THE SISTER TRIES TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND CAUTIOUS BUT IT JUST TURNS INTO FLIGHT ATTENDANT GUSHING

THE SISTER IMMEDIATELY ACQUIESCES

THE DAD ACTUALLY GIVES BEN THE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF

MAN WHERE IS ALL THE RIDICULOUS DRAMA AND ATTEMPTED INTERVENTIONS WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SEASON

OH GOOD HE STARTS TO GIVE A PRACTICAL ANSWER THAT SHATTERS THE FANTASY OF THE SHOW AND MAKES SOMEONE CRY

...IN THE MOST BORING WAY POSSIBLE

BUT IT KEEPS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT FROM SAYING I LOVE YOU SO I GUESS THAT'S A SMALL VICTORY FOR TEAM DRAMA???

SIGH
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Old 02-27-2016, 04:25 PM   #120
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NOW FOR CAILA

HE CLAIMS TO HAVE A DEEP RELATIONSHIP WITH HER???

IDK I LIKE CAILA BUT SHE'S TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF CRAZY

MAKE OUT COUNT: 2

HER DAD IS THE CEO OF A TOY COMPANY AND THEY'RE DESIGNING A TOY HOUSE TOGETHER

YEAH OKAY THIS IS KIND OF A CUTE DATE

MAN SHE SEEMS SUPER FAKE IDK

WOW HEY THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING THE TOY HOUSE FOR REAL THIS IS COOL

BUT SHE IS NOT AMAZING SO THAT'S A SHAME
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JUST THE PARENTS AND A BROTHER NOW

OH HEY CAILA IS HALF FILIPINO AND THEY MADE FILIPINO FOOD

HUH THE DAD'S FIRST QUESTION IS ABOUT HOW BEN DEALS WITH FAME AND ASKS ABOUT THE DYNAMIC OF THE SHOW

GUTSY MOVE I CAN RESPECT THAT

MAN THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER INTERESTING BECAUSE THEY REALLY VALUE FILIPINO CULTURE AND THAT IS A HUGE PRESSURE BUT ALSO REALLY NEAT

THE MOM SEEMS REALLY SERIOUS BUT IS SUPER SWEET

WOW SO BEN IS ACTUALLY DOUBTING THIS A LITTLE

WHICH IS ODD BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE 100% CRYING TO HER FATHER ABOUT THIS INVESTED

I REALLY LOVE HER FAMILY IT'S KIND OF A SHAME THAT I DON'T LOVE HER THAT MUCH

I KIND OF WANT HER TO GO ON BECAUSE HER MILD CRAZY COULD BE GREAT BUT EHHHHHHH

SHE IS JUST WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC IDK IM SUPER FUCKING CONFLICTED ABOUT HER

THOUGH SHE CAN'T SAY I LOVE YOU EITHER SO I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING TO

WOW THAT WAS BOTH A POSITIVE AND INTERESTING HOMETOWN I FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER ABOUT THIS EPISODE

BUT WHERE IS MY DRAMA I WANT MY DRAMA DAMMIT

(MAKE OUT COUNT: LIKE 5 BY NOW)
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Old 02-27-2016, 04:43 PM   #122
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ALRIGHT NOW FOR JOJO

IN TEJAS

HE WROTE HER A LETTER????????

OH SHIT IT'S FROM AN EX

OKAY PRODUCERS I FORGIVE YOU THIS IS LIKE A HYDROGEN DRAMA BOMB

SHE'S ANGRILY PACING AROUND

DRAMATIC SHOT OF ROSES

AWKWARD ANGRY PHONE CALL

DEPRESSING BREAKUP CONVERSATION

IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
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UH-OH HERE COMES BEN BETTER FINISH THIS CONVO DEAR

BEN IMMEDIATELY NOTICES THE FACT THAT SHE'S UPSET

THIS IS ALREADY A SHITSHOW

SHE DESPERATELY TRIES TO JUSTIFY THE SITUATION

UGH HE TAKES THIS WELL BOO WHERE'S THE FIGHT

OH MAN SHE GOT IN THE FIRST I LOVE YOU DAMN GURL

BUT DON'T WORRY FRIENDS THE DRAMA AIN'T OVER YET (PROVIDED REALITY TELEVISION DIDN'T LIE TO ME)
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OH MY GOD HER BROTHERS ARE DOUCHEBAGS AND WEIRDLY ALL OVER HER

THIS IS WEIRD AND CREEPY

HER PARENTS AND SISTER SEEM BORING AND NORMAL THOUGH

GOD THEY LIVE IN THE BIGGEST FUCKING RICHASS TEXAS HOUSE EVER THOUGH AND EVERYTHING IS GAUDY RED AND GOLD PUKE

MAN THEY ARE REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE OF THIS GIRL

THEY ARE GLARING AT THIS POOR MAN
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THE TENSE REALITY SHOW MUSIC IS TURNED UP TO 11

UGH THEY HAVE THE UGLIEST FUCKIN ART

MAN BEN TANKS THE CONVO WITH THE BROTHERS IMMEDIATELY TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE "TOUGH CONVERSATIONS"

YEAH THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP PRETTY MUCH INSTANTLY

JOJO IS HAVING DOUBTS AND THE MOTHER IS SORT OF TRYING TO ENABLE HER TO COMMIT TO THIS

THE FATHERLY STAREDOWN

OKAY PAUSE A SECOND

YEAH OKAY SO SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS ON THIS SHOW PRETTY MUCH EVERY SEASON IS THAT THERE IS ALWAYS ONE GIRL AT HOMETOWNS THAT THE GUY HAS PRETTY MUCH ALREADY DECIDED TO SEND HOME

AND GENERALLY WHEN THIS HAPPENS HE ALWAYS HAS A SUPER NON-COMMITTAL CONVERSATION WITH THE PARENTS

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

SORRY JOJO SEE YOU LATER BYEEEEE

AND HERE COMES THE REALITY BROTHERS TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS GIRL

THEY TELL HER TO BASICALLY SELF-DESTRUCT

OH MAN ONE OF THE BROTHERS SAYS THAT HE'S BRAINWASHING THE GIRLS

THE KID GLOVES ARE OFF FRIENDS

BEN FLOUNDERS TRYING TO JUSTIFY THE SYSTEM

OH MY GOD THE BROTHER SAYS THAT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN COACHED ON HIS ANSWER

WOW THIS IS GETTING TENSE

THE BROTHER THINKS HE'S LYING

AND HERE COMES THE MOM TAKING BEN'S SIDE

BEN IS MAKING A LOT OF EMPTY PROMISES

THE MOM WATCHES THEM AS THEY LEAVE WITH A DISAPPOINTED LOOK

WELL THAT WASN'T AN ABSOLUTE TRAINWRECK BUT MAN THOSE BROTHERS HAVE IT OUT FOR HIM
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