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Old 02-20-2017, 04:42 PM   #251
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WASSAP MOFOS

IM A LITTLE LATE IM SORRY IVE BEEN ON VACATION BUT I MANAGED TO FIND TWO HOURS TO WATCH THIS (I THINK)

LAST WEEK

NICK SENT THREE PEOPLE HOME PRE ROSE CEREMONY AND CRIED IN FRONT OF THE REMAINING LADIES

OKAY SORRY RACHEL THESE TWO WOMEN DID NOT HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH HIM

NICK LOOKS SAD ON THE BEACH AND CHRIS HARRISON RUDELY INTERRUPTS HIS SAD REFLECTION

AFTER THEY EXCHANGE SOME MEANINGLESS WORDS HE COMES BACK TO SEE THE LADIES FOR SOME REASON

IDK ITS DRAMATIC

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Old 02-20-2017, 04:48 PM   #252
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THE WOMEN SPECULATE THAT HE'S GOING TO QUIT (HAHA FUNNY JOKES THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN)

YEAH NO HE REASSURES THEM WHAT A SHOCK

HES CANCELLING EVERYTHING AND THEY'RE GOING TO UM

BIMINI?

WTF IS BIMINI

OH ITS APPARENTLY A PART OF THE BAHAMAS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF

YEP THE BUDGET IS REALLY STARTING TO SHRINK

THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY P CUTE THO

DATE CARD ALREADY

NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHAT THE STRUCTURE OF THIS WEEK IS SO THIS WILL BE INTERESTING

Spoiler: show
VANESSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GO DEEPER


WHOOO GOOOOOO VANESSA

OF COURSE CORRINGE IS JEALOUS AND CALLS HER A BITCH SO THERE'S THAT

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Old 02-20-2017, 04:48 PM   #253
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ALSO GET READY FOR CORRINGE'S GOLD HEART/PLATINUM VAGEEN
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Old 02-20-2017, 04:55 PM   #254
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO VANESSA

A+ FAVORITE GIRL

IF BACHELOR WAIFUS ARE A THING SHE IS MY WAIFU

CORRINGE COMPLAINS ABOUT VANESSA (AND SAYS "EMOTIONALLY-WISE" GIRL THE LY IS THE ADVERBIAL MARKER YOU DON'T NEED THE WISE)

WTF SHE CRITICIZES HER FOR BEING A SPECIAL NEEDS TEACHER AND ITALIAN

RACHEL IS LIKE "WTF GIRL YOU NEED TO CHILL"

OH HEY NEATO THEY'RE GOING TO SNORKLE BY A ROTTING SHIP THAT'S NIFTY

IT'S NOT SUPER ROMANTIC BUT IT'S NEAT
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:04 PM   #255
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ANOTHER DATE CARD ALREADY

STFU ABOUT YOUR NANNY/SLAVE CORRINGE

Spoiler: show
CORRINGE
KRISTINA
RAVEN

LET'S JUMP IN WITH BOTH FEET FIRST


GROUP DATE AND CORRINGE IS IN IT THANK GOD

RACHEL/DANIELLE BOTH GET 1 ON 1S I GUESS SO THAT'S NICE

I AM SO READY FOR VANESSA'S HOMETOWN

SHE SAYS SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEY KISS AND IT'S NICE BUT NICK KNOWS BETTER THAN TO BREAK CONTRACT AFTER 3 PREVIOUS TRIES UNLIKE OUR PREVIOUS BACHELOR

THOUGH NICK GIVES A VERY EVASIVE ANSWER WHICH IS A SHAME

ALSO FYI THEY STOP GIVING OUT ROSES ON DATES NOW WHICH IS DUMB BUT OH WELL
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:13 PM   #256
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GROUP DATE STARTS, CORRINGE IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO STRIP

BUT NICK PAYS ATTENTION TO KRISTINA INSTEAD OF CORRINGE AND CORRINGE STARTS TO BOO HOO

THE DATE IS SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

SUMMARY: THERE ARE SHARKS, IT IS SCARY

CORRINGE COMPLAINS ABOUT KRISTINA'S GENUINE FEAR AND NICK BEING A NICE SYMPATHETIC PERSON

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Old 02-20-2017, 05:26 PM   #257
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CORRINGE WILL NOT STOP BITCHING

HE TALKS TO KRISTINA FIRST OMG!!!

CORRINGE SITS AND MAKES SMALL TALK WITH RAVEN AND IT'S NOT AWKWARD AT ALL

DATE CARD

Spoiler: show
DANIELLE

LET'S RIDE OFF IN THE SUNSET TOGETHER


BORING BACK TO CORRINGE BEING CRAY

AND SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT HAVING A ONE ON ONE TO HIM SO YEP

NICK STOP VALIDATING HER AWFUL BEHAVIOR

OKAY SO I FORGOT THAT THERE IS ACTUALLY A ROSE HERE AND IT GOES TO

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

Spoiler: show
OH REALLY RAVEN??? OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS HERE WHY RAVEN

WELL OKAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN CORRINGE BUT SIGH WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEND HOME SOMEONE DECENT NOW

I GUESS I'M OKAY WITH IT BEING DANIELLE AND CORRINGE LEAING BUT UGH RAVEN IS JUST BLEH

ALSO THE PRODUCERS FLEW IN ~THEY'RE FAVORITE BAND~ FOR THIS 2 MINUTE SCENE

(ACTUALLY HE'S PRETTY GOOD)


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Old 02-20-2017, 05:45 PM   #258
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CORRINGE CONTINUES TO BITCH

I AM SO SICK IF YOU AND YOUR OBNOXIOUS SHIT PLEASE LEAVE

DANIELLE AND NICK HAVE A CUTE BUT KINDA BORING DATE

THEY ALSO HAVE A BORING CONVERSATION

SIGH SORRY DANIELLE I THINK YOU'RE GOING HOME

NEW DATE CARD

Spoiler: show
RACHEL

LET'S GET A TASTE OF THE LOCAL FLAVOR


CORRINGE GLARES AT RACHEL

MAN THEIR DATE CONTINUES TO BE BORING AND SHE OPENS UP TO HIM AND HE JUST STARES AT HER

YUP HE'S SENDING HER HOME POOR THING I LIKED YOU A LOT TOO YOU'RE SWEET I HOPE YOU FIND A NICE MAN

AWWWWW THIS IS GENUINELY SAD POOR GIRL ):

AWWWW SHE SAYS GOODBYE TO ALL THE GIRLS AND IT'S SUPER SAD )))))))))))))):

CORRINGE USES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE AWFUL WHAT A SURPRISE
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Old 02-20-2017, 05:55 PM   #259
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HERE IT COMES

CORRINGE'S PLATINUM VAGEEN IS BEING DEPLOYED HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

SHE GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE KILL

SHE "KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A MAN FEEL GOOD AND DOES IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE"

ALL FOR SEXUAL LIBERATION BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF LIKE A HALF-PRICE ESCORT

SHE LEADS HIM INTO THE ROOM AND WE GET A SHOT OF THE CLOSED DOOR AND WELL

HE SHUTS HER DOWN THANK GOD

UGH BUT HE'S NOT SENDING HER HOME AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THIS GOD UGH PLEASE SEND HER HOME PLEASEEEE

NO NO DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER

MAN THAT WAS A TOTAL LETDOWN (I.E. SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME)

SHE IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HER DECISION, UNSURPRISINGLY
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WELL THAT WAS QUITE DISAPPOINTING

BUT I HAVE TO GO FOR A LITTLE BIT SO I'LL COME BACK TO THIS IN A BIT BRB
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:19 PM   #261
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HEY WE BACK SORRY FOR THE PAUSE

BEFORE THE BREAK RACHEL WAS GOING ON HER DATE

SHE INSTRUCTS HIM ON HOW TO SPEAK TO HER FATHER

SHE'S NEVER BROUGHT HOME A WHITE GUY THAT'S INTERESTING

THOUGH HER FAMILY SEEMS CHILL SO THAT'S GOOD

THEY HAVE A NICE BUT VERY SHORT DATE

CORRINGE STARTS TO REALIZE THAT SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY THE SHIT SHE THINKS SHE IS AND STARTS TO FREAK OUT (WOW SOMETHING PERCEPTIVE FOR ONCE)
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:34 PM   #262
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CORRINGE CONTINUES TO FREAK

PLEASE BE FOR A GOOD REASON

NICK DECIDES THAT HE WANTS TO SEND THE FIFTH GIRL HOME PERSONALLY INSTEAD OF A ROSE CEREMONY

PLEASEEEEE LET IT BE CORRINGE

IF YOU SEND HOME LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE I FUCKING STG

OH FUCKING JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY??????

Spoiler: show
HE'S SENDING HOME KRISTINA

FUCKING

UGH WHY

WHY ARE YOU SENDING HER HOME

CORRINGE IS HAVING A FULL ON PANIC ATTACK NOW

UGH IM GLAD YOU'RE SUFFERING BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GO HOME

HONESTLY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST WAY HE CAN SEND HER HOME HE'S DOING THIS WELL

THOUGH THIS IS SUPER UNFORTUNATE

AWWWWW I HOPE SHE FINDS A REALLY NICE MAN SHE IS SUPER GREAT AND I WISH THE BEST FOR HER )))))))))))))):

KRISTINA IS TAKING THIS SO WELL YOU GO GIRL D:

SHE LOOKS SO SHOCKED

OMG BABE YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS YOU'RE ONLY 24 YOU WILL FIND A GOOD GUY

OMGGGGGG POOR BABY ILU DDDDDDDDDDDD:


CORRINGE IS STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT HIM SENDING SOMEONE ELSE HOME

HONEY THE PRODUCERS DEFINITELY WON'T LET HIM DO THAT

UGH ANYWAY DUMB CLIFFHANGER

WELL OKAY WAIT WTF ARE YOU ACTUALLY DOING ONLY 3 HOMETOWNS????

IDK ANYWAY THIS SHOW IS DUMB

CREDIT SCENE: CORRINGE PTFOS ON THE COUCH (THIS GIRL HAS A MEDICAL PROBLEM) AND THE LADIES STACK CHEESE CUBES ON HER HEAD LOLOLOLOL
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Old 02-22-2017, 04:27 PM   #263
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It's super weird that they announced that Rachel is going to be the Bachelorette while she's still on the show. Like, it just makes it strange for me as a viewer.
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Yeah, it really sucks. :\ Especially because we know she goes to Finland from what they've been showing since the season premiere. Ugh. The editing this season is a complete joke.

Hometown episode was pretty good. I'll probably post some more indepth thoughts another time, but did anyone else notice that Raquel appeared to have some serious tremors in her hands/arms? Is she unwell? :( It's blowing my mind that Raquel has gotten more attention than 95% of the contestants this season and yet I haven't heard a single mention of this?? Am I hallucinating??
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THIS IS IT, THE FABLED HOMETOWNS

WHERE THE GUY GETS TO AWKWARDLY MEET THE PARENTS AND ASK THEM FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS' HANDS IN MARRIAGE DESPITE NOT ACTUALLY PROPOSING TO 3/4THS OF THEM

OUR FINAL FOUR CONSISTS OF:

RACHEL (WHO WE ALREADY KNOW DOESN'T WIN)

CORRINGE (WHO CONTINUES TO BE AWFUL)

RAVEN (WHO IS BORING)

AND VANESSA (WHO IS MY FAVORITE, ESPECIALLY KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT RACHEL IS NOT WINNING)

THERE'S THIS WHOLE MELODRAMATIC SCENE WHERE HE GIVES THEM ALL ROSES AND TELLS THEM THAT HE WANTS IT TO BE MUTUAL AND THAT THEY CAN REFUSE HIM (LIKE IF YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR WHY WOULD YOU QUIT KNOW HONESTLY)

SO FOR ANYONE WHO IS UNAWARE, THIS IS WHERE WE GET TO SEE THE PARENTS REACT TO THE FACT THAT THEIR CHILDREN "FOUND LOVE" ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND BE UNDERSTANDABLY HESITANT ABOUT LETTING THEM POTENTIALLY MARRY THIS PERSON

SO NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS EPISODE HAS THE HIGHEST DRAMA-BOMB-PER-MINUTE DENSITY

SO BUCKLE IN BOYS AND GIRLS
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Old 02-25-2017, 06:54 PM   #266
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FIRST OFF IS BORING SOUTHERN GIRL

STEREOTYPICALLY, THE FIRST SHOT IS OF HER RIDING AN ATV

MAN SHE'S SUPER BORING HOW DID SHE GET THIS FAR

SO APPARENTLY THE ONLY THING TO DO IN THIS SMALL TOWN IN ARKANSAS IS TO FLOP AROUND IN MUD OR CLIMB ON TOP OF SILOS

GOD THE SOUTH IS WEIRD

UH OH THEY GET ON THE SILO AND THE COPS COME I WONDER WHAT THIS WILL BE???????

OH IT'S HER OLDER BROTHER IT'S ALL A BIG JOKE HAHA SO FUNNY

U GO PRANKED BRO

OMG THEY PLAY "SEXY" MUSIC WHILE THEY FLOP AROUND IN MUD

AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT REALLY DOES NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH OF A RELATIONSHIP
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OKAY NOW FOR WHAT YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT - THE PARENTS

OH SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW SHE'S GLAD SHE'S BRINGING SOMEONE HOME BECAUSE HER DAD HAD LUNG CANCER AND SHE WAS WORRIED SHE WOULD NEVER BRING ANYONE HOME TO HIM

ERRR SORRY HONEY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY AGAIN

HER DAD DOESN'T HAVE CANCER ANYMORE SO THAT'S GOOD

THIS IS NICE I SUPPOSE BUT I'M STILL BORED BY HER

HE ASKS HER FATHER AND HE IS LIKE "UM I DIDN'T THINK I'D LIKE YOU BUT I GUESS I'LL TRUST MY DAUGHTER"

WOW WELL THAT WAS IN FACT QUITE BORING

I'M UNSURPRISED

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OOOOH NEXT UP IS RACHEL THE LAWYER (AKA OUR NEW BACHELORETTE)

GET READY FOR RACIAL TENSION!!!

(SHE'S SUPER GR8 THOUGH)

I HAVE TO SAY I AM A LITTLE SURPRISED SHE IS FROM DALLAS SHE DOES NOT SEEM LIKE SHE IS SOMEONE FROM TEXAS

INTERESTING SHE TAKES HIM TO A BLACK BAPTIST MEGACHURCH

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT EXISTS IN TEXAS

YEAH HE LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE LOL

THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE THOUGH THEY'RE REALLY ACCEPTING OF HIM

I WANT THEM TO STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION

HE ADMITS THAT HE KNOW'S SHE'S BLACK THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD

(MAN SHE REALLY IS PRECIOUS THOUGH I AM KIND OF BUMMED SHE DIDN'T WIN)

AWWWW RACHEL'S DAD (THE FEDERAL JUDGE) CAN'T MEET HIM I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT

WELL GET READY FOR AMERICA'S RACIAL TENSION HASTILY SUMMARIZED INTO A 15 MINUTE REALITY SHOW SEGMENT (ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS FOR THE BACHELOR TO CONFRONT COMPLEX SOCIAL ISSUES)
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NICK IS VERY OUTWARDLY NERVOUS

OH SHE HAS A WHITE BROTHER-IN-LAW THAT'S INTERESTING

THEY TEAR INTO HIM IMMEDIATELY (THOUGH IT SEEMS IN GOOD FUN I GUESS?)

THEY DO SEEM LIKE A FUN FAMILY I WILL SAY THAT MUCH

HIS OLDEST SISTER AND HER HUSBAND SEEM FUN I GUESS

HERE'S THE PARENT TALK

AND NICK IS SORT OF FAILING THE WHOLE "YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE AND INTERRACIAL COUPLE AND SOCIETY ISN'T ALWAYS GOING TO LIKE THAT" TEST

HER MOM ASKS ABOUT RED FLAGS WHICH IS... AWKWARD

AND NICK GIVES A CONWAY-ESQUE NON-ANSWER

I HAVE TO SAY RACHEL DOES NOT SEEM VERY COMMITTED TO THIS RELATIONSHIP BUT IT'S HARD TO SAY WHETHER SHE'S BEING DEFENSIVE BECAUSE SHE KNOW THIS COULD END OR IF SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY INTO THIS

WELL THE EDITORS OVERBLEW THE RACIAL TENSION THING (NO SHOCK THERE) BUT I DON'T EXPECT ABC TO BE TACKLING DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT RACE IN AMERICA
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HERE IT IS OUR MAIN FEATURE

CORRINGE

IN BEAUTIFUL MIAMI

AND OF ALL PLACES THEY'RE AT A FUCKING MALL

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO DO IN MIAMI AND THEY'RE AT A MALL

"SHOPPING AND ME GO HAND IN HAND, WE'RE LIKE WHITE ON RICE" ~ CORRINGE

HOW AM I NOT SURPRISED - SHE'S SPOILED

SHE KNOWS ALL THE SHOPKEEPERS ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS

AND THEY SERVE HER CHAMPAGNE

CORRINGE HAS HORRIBLE TASTE IN MEN'S FASHION

(GRATUITOUS UNDERWEAR SHOT BTW)

SHE DROPS A COOL 3.5K WITHOUT EVEN BLINKING

SHE CONFESSES HER LOVE TO HIM I GUESS IDK SHE'S AWFUL
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TIME TO MEET THE PARENTS!!!!!

OMG THEY LIVE IN A CORAL PINK HIGHRISE GROSS

AND SHE CALLS HER FATHER "DADDY"

I DON'T REALLY LIKE HER DAD ALREADY

OH GOD THEY ALL SCREAM WHEN SHE ENTERS THE ROOM WHY

OH HERE'S POOR RAQUEL WHO IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK

SHE'S BEEN THEIR MODERN DAY SLAVE FOR 17 YEARS

MAN THIS WHOLE THING IS MAKING ME REALIZE EVEN MORE HOW CONTRIVED THIS SHOW IS

THEY HAVE AN AWKWARD LITTLE SCENE WITH NICK TALKING AT RAQUEL

LIKE I GET THAT RAQUEL IS IMPORTANT BUT THIS REALLY SEEMS LIKE A CONVERSATION HE SHOULD HAVE WITH HER PARENTS

(LBH RAQUEL IS BASICALLY A MEME POOR WOMAN)

CORRINGE'S DADDY IS UNDERSTANDABLY APPREHENSIVE

MAN THEY ARE DRINKING A LOT

HAHAHA HER MOTHER CALLS THIS FANTASY SOMEHOW SHE IS THE ONE SANE PERSON IN ALL OF THIS

THAT WAS NOT TOTALLY AWFUL BUT MAN IT DOES NOT IMPROVE THIS GIRL IN MY MIND

POOR RAQUEL LEFT TO CLEAR THE TABLE WHILE THE FAMILY WATCHES CORRINGE FROM THE WINDOW

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TIME FOR AMERICA'S LESS FASCIST NEIGHBOR TO THE NORTH: CANADA

AND VANESSA YAY!

I REALLY DO WANT TO GO TO MONTREAL

THEY GET TO MEET HER STUDENTS THAT'S FUN

OH ALL HER STUDENTS ARE OVER 21 THAT'S INTERESTING

AWW THEY ALL REALLY LOVE HER THIS IS CUTE

I FEEL LIKE IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD THAT SHE'S SPEAKING ENGLISH TO THEM BECAUSE THIS IS MONTREAL AND STUFF

HER STUDENTS ARE MAKING A SCRAPBOOK FOR THEM THAT'S CUTE

OH HER PARENTS ARE DIVORCED HUH

AND THEY'RE GOING TO THEIR HOUSES SEPARATELY STRESSFUL

MAN AN ITALIAN FRENCH CANADIAN DOES SHE HAVE A GAY BROTHER
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OMG HER FAMILY IS HUGE

THEY'RE PRECIOUS AND REALLY ITALIAN (AND ALSO VERY CANADIAN)

THEY HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT WHERE THEY'RE GONNA LIVE YET AWKKKK

HER MOM REALLY LAYS INTO HIM AND HE JUST KIND OF... MUMBLES

HER SISTER IS REALLY SCARED FOR HER ERRRR

MAN THEY UM PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT THE WHOLE FACT THAT SHE'S CANADIAN AND HAS A WHOLE LIFE IN MONTREAL

AWWWWWWW HER BROTHER IS SUPER SWEET AND SAYS SHE'S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

THEY REALLY GENUINELY LOVE HER :<

MAN HER FAMILY IS GREAT AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE LEGITIMATE FEARS AND WELL

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY TALKED ABOUT THE OBVIOUS PROBLEMS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP???

WELL TIME FOR THE DAD

(I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THEY'VE SPENT A TON OF TIME ON HER AND BARELY ANY ON RAVEN AND ONLY A LITTLE BIT MORE ON RACHEL)
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Old 02-25-2017, 08:16 PM   #274
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IN STARK CONTRAST TO BEFORE IT'S ONLY HER DAD AND HER STEPMOTHER

HER DAD SEEMS VERY FRENCH CANADIAN

THOUGH HER STEPMOTHER IS VERY ENGLISH CANADIAN

UM SO I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE ASKS FOR A FATHER'S BLESSING WHICH IS LIKE UM

AND HE DOESN'T GIVE IT SOOOOO

ONCE AGAIN PEOPLE POINT OUT HOW DUMB THIS WHOLE SHOW IS

HE COMES AROUND I GUESS BUT MAN IT'S NICE TO SEE THE SHOW BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SELF AWARE

VANESSA ASKS HER DAD IF HE ASKED OTHER PARENTS FOR THEIR BLESSING AND HE DID WHICH IS LIKE STANDARD PRACTICE

ENDGAME SPOILERS UNDERNEATH

Spoiler: show
IT IS PRETTY TELLING THOUGH THAT THEY SPEND A HUGE AMOUNT OF TIME ON VANESSA THIS EPISODE


WELL I GUESS THAT WAS GOOD OVERALL THOUGH LIKE C'MON GUYS YOU SEEM PRETTY COMMITTED TO THIS WHY DID YOU NOT TALK ABOUT THE OBVIOUS COMPLICATIONS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP???

WELL OKAY NEXT UP ROSE CEREMONY SO LET'S SEE WHO LEAVES (SADLY IT WILL PROBABLY BE RAVEN AND NOT CORRINGE)
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WOW A ROSE CEREMONY AT THE END OF AN EPISODE WITH NO SHITTY CLIFFHANGER WHODA THUNK

EVERYONE EXPRESSES THEIR CONCERNS TO THE CAMERA

VANESSA COMES TO SOME OBVIOUS CONCLUSIONS ABOUT HOW THIS SHOW WORKS AND IS CONCERNED ABOUT HER STANDING

OH HONEY WE ALL REALIZED THAT AGES AGO

OH WHAT

SHITTY CLIFFHANGER?

REALLY???

UGH IT'S FUCKING ANDI PLEASE LEAVE
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