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Old 12-25-2015, 10:45 AM   #1
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Togepi UPN PASBL: Josh vs Ironthunder in "Roll to Explosion"

SoS (C) v Iron (A)
EXHIBITION MATCH: METRONOME MADNESS

4v4 Doubles
Equiall highest
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Arena: Town Square
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Town Square: Battles here take place amidst an expansive, albeit abandoned, Town Square. The cobbled flooring provides more than ample footing for any battling within the arena, but will prevent attacks such as Earthquake or Stealth Rock. The exits to the Town Square have been blocked off to stop the battling from spilling out into the outer areas of Town. Scenic furniture from local cafes litter the arena, and in the center of the Square there is a sizable fountain, large enough for most aquatic Pokemon to reside in with somewhat restricted movement. As always, within reason, if one of the batters mentions positioning of an object, the battler is considered to be correct unless it contradicts a previous statement. This arena is outdoors only.

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Tl;dr Infinite Energy, No-Type Chart, Doubles, and fucking everything gets metronome. FUN AMIRITE

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Old 12-25-2015, 10:48 AM   #2
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I'll never be known as S_o_S again. LEGGO ROULETTE

1. Noibat, "Sensei" (M) level 1
Biography: TBC
Signature: TBC
Hidden Power: TBC

2. Anorith, "Furious D." (M) level 1
Biography: TBC
Signature: TBC
Hidden Power: TBC

3. Snorunt, "Miriel" (F) level 1
Biography: TBC
Signature: TBC
Hidden Power: TBC

4. Zubat, "Persis" (F) level 1
Biography: TBC
Signature: TBC
Hidden Power: TBC

5. Volbeat, "Reid" (M), level 3
Biography: The unofficial leader of Joshua’s “boog squad”, Reid spent most of his time in his youth hanging around a lake near Steam Cave, where Volbeat and Illumise frolic regularly and freely. The magic of the Time Gear, however, seems to have had an impact on Reid’s abilities, imbuing him with the power of the lake… before transporting him to Yupien. Because… Primal Dialga realised how broken he would be in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon 2. He was then rescued by Joshua, with no memories of his previous life, or understanding of his watery abilities.
Signature: Steam Lake's Power
Reid, thanks to the influence of the Time Gear on Steam Lake, has learned Octazooka and Crabhammer, which he can use as a punch. In order to use these moves effectively, he is now familiar with the Water type. However, between this, and his time travelling adventures, he has lost the ability to use Solar Beam, Zen Headbutt and Shadow Ball.
Hidden Power: Ground

6. Illumise, "Meredy" (F) level 3
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Hidden Power: TBC
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Old 12-25-2015, 05:24 PM   #3
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Ok, let's get this rolling then.

-Darren the Darumaka, level 2, male, HP Rock
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Signature Training: Fists of Fury
Darren can now use Thunder Punch, Ice Punch, Sky Uppercut and Meteor Mash, with the offtype to use each of them twice. He can never go into Zen Mode as a Darmanitan, and has lost the use of Overheat and Gyro Ball.

-Dr Quack the Psyduck, level 2, male HP Fire
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Signature Move: Dr. Duck’s Cure-All Tonic (Poison)
Dr Quack gives the opponent a special ‘cure-all’, which is in fact a vicious concoction, for the foe to drink. This deals significant damage, and will poison the opponent, unless the foe is completely immune to poisoning, and causes a 20% reduction in the opponent’s special defense. This only works once per opponent, and can be used twice per match.

-Sammy the Quilladin, level 2, male, HP Steel

-Zoro the Zubat, level 2, male, HP Ground

-Terrance the Cubone, level 2, male, HP Grass

-Emily the Ralts, level 1, female, HP Steel

And we'll begin with Emily and Terrance.
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Old 12-26-2015, 06:14 AM   #4
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Sensei, Persis, take wing!

Double Metronome, both of you.
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Old 12-26-2015, 06:32 AM   #5
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Both Double Metronome, one aimed at each.
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Old 12-27-2015, 01:51 PM   #6
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dude fuck this round

Something something fabulous day something screw the brits something I'm bad at introductions and also dating

Immediately getting right to it, the four begin to waggle whatever the hell they want simultaneously, and with a suddenly flash of bright light, are bestowed from RNJesus the ability to utilize one random attack. Bringing her hands to her head, Emily the Ralts tries pulls some crazy rangeet hindi bullshit, but quite like rangeet, it fails. Hard to Psycho Shift away a status when you don't have one, after all. To her misfortune, her partner is having little success of his own, being in quite an outrage over the fact that their foes are flying out of reach. Realizing that this does little to help the situation, he quickly stops, though. Up in the air, the two bats shriek with delight over the misfortune of their foes, and release their metronome energies. The Zubat begins to throw almost solid shurikens of water towards the Ralts, managing to get most of them off, but to its dismay, is suddenly locked out of the technique by his own partner, the Noibat preforming a solemn song of perish. This has the effect of locking up the Ralts and Cubone as well, but still man, not cool.

After sitting around in lock up for a tiny bit, Ralts decides to fuck that noise up, and breaking out of its rooting, begins to do the strangest thing: dance. A dance most erotic, yet also random and upbeat. The dance is so high quality in fact, that not only does Zubat and Cubone watch, but Noibat eventually gives in, cancelling its song early to observe the spectacle. At the end of it though, everyone but Ralts is left confused from what the fuck was this round.

Ralts took the most damage, but is good to go. The other three are confused, and are for the most part fresh due to not being able to preform a second metronome due to the lockup and the dance.

IT to order.


(This was arguably the biggest fuckfest I've ever had to ref, and if there's anything you'd like to ask about it, shoot me them. Like legit fuck this round. No normal person should have to figure out how Perish Song interacts with Teeter Dance. Or have to deal with Perish Song in general, fuck that move.)
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Old 12-27-2015, 04:48 PM   #7
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Ok, Double Metronome again Emily, aim for Sensei this time.

Terrance, same orders, but at Persis.
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Old 12-28-2015, 06:14 AM   #8
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Both of you ascend and double Metronome, aiming all offensive moves at Ralts.
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:48 PM   #9
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So err I apparently forgot that Zubat is blind and therefore not confused by Teeter Dance

everything else is the same but hey nice fuck up on my part I know

Does this change either of your orders
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Not in the slightest, I'd forgotten he was confused by the time I ordered.
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Old 01-02-2016, 03:11 PM   #11
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Of course not. Go ahead and RNG him exploding.
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Old 01-02-2016, 04:49 PM   #12
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This is not a real reffing, more of an indecisive train of "howthefuckdoisaythis"

Raising itself higher, the Zubat begins to fill itself with a bright energy, and bringing its legs together to a point, begins to spin. So much in fact that it becomes a blur, and flat out ripping off Rouge the Bat's signature drill bullshit, begins the descent towards the Ralts below. The Zubat that will pierce the heavens, or something. How did that reference go? But er yeah, Ralts, seeing this crazy ass bat Horn Drilling towards her, decides that she wants none of that, and pulls from whatever the hell is under that hair a Rock Slide, knocking the Noibat down a bit, and while the Rock Slide certainly knocks the Zubat off target slightly, it's unfortunately spinning with such a force that it gives no fucks about the rocks, and continues down its path. That velocity thing really comes in handy or what not. Seemingly now with ample time to prepare to get out of the way, Ralts begins to move, but is suddenly distracted by a random ass Mist Ball chucked right next to it. Distracted by this close shot from the Noibat, Ralts is caught off guard by the Zubat, getting pierced right in the face. Oh, if only this was realistic. That's still going to cause quite a bruise, though. Meanwhile, Cubone is confused as all shit and is trying to decipher orders, and is all duuuuuur which one is Persis etc. Finally coming to the realization that he needs to target the blue bat thing, he whips up his bone, and through the power of Metronome Magic, launches an Aeroblast at the Zubat. This manages to hit the Zubat, but the wind also manages to brush against the Ralts, doing minor damage.

After getting Horn Drilled in the face, Ralts is pissed. It really wants to let out its anger. Unfortunately, due to her being a short white girl, she can't jump for shit. A waste of a Dragon Claw, indeed. Laughing at the small white chick, Noibat suddenly snaps forward, somehow creating a Sonic Boom, the sound waves launching towards the Ralts. This is close enough to the Zubat though that it makes its ears hurt. Not cool bro. The Zubat somehow Bone Rushes the Ralts but that's not important because EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CUBONE

Cubone plants his feet firmly into the ground, and charging an insane amount of energy, begins to glow a bright white, his bone pulsing. Ralts and Noibat watch on in horror, trying to convince him not to do it, but he cannot be persuaded. That blind ass Zubat refuses to acknowledge him, and for that all must be punished. He holds in the white energy for many a second, and finally he can't take it anymore. Exploding his load of energy all over the battlefield in a display of fireworks that would render even Michael Bay stunned, the town square is completely annihilated. Buildings close to the square are left ruined, and the outdoor sets from the nearby cafe have been completely blown away. Legend has it that after this battle, Cubone was awarded with the Guinness record for chair launching. The cobblestone arena they stand on was pretty much blown away, revealing dirt and a disgusting sewer system below. Would not want to fall down into that river of shit, nope.

Picking themselves up, each Pokemon (except er zubat dammit josh stop ruining my reffings) looks around in horror at the apocalyptic scene before them. Broken pipes laying on the outskirts of the arena leaking some disgusting fluid, fires, etc. You get the idea. There's going to be a big bill for Ironthunder after this, that's for sure.

Cubone blew a fuckton of his energy, and would give anything for a break. Into the second third. Ralts got boned, pretty much near the final third, give or take. The other two have entered the second third, and confusion has pretty much worn off on everyone. Getting exploded will do that to you.
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Zubat would probably like a break because lolhorndrill, but could pull a two if needed. Rufflet could also pull a two, but likewise would need a break in the round after.
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>Rufflet

Son you better have meant Illumise.

Both of you single Metronome, drifting opposite curve to pincer Ralts. Target it with any offensive moves.
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Both single Metronome as they approach Ralts, target the Noibat.

Also I only just realised that this match is actually equiall whatever TL josh is. Herpaderp.
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>Rufflet

Son you better have meant Illumise.

Both of you single Metronome, drifting opposite curve to pincer Ralts. Target it with any offensive moves.
Idk where the fuck rufflet came from (I think someone is using one in a match of mine atm), but you sure as hell didn't send out an Illumise...
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Sensei and Persis are both bats.

>Equilall Highest: see i thought josh was tl1/2 like you IT lmao. K so having gone through the notes and fixed shit, the only thing this changes is that Ralts is a Kirlia and Zubat is a Golbat. Literally everything else is the same.

You fucks can reorder / replace me if you want, this was a pretty major fuckup on my part tbh. C grade my ass, more like Z-
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Nah, just edit the OP and make it equiall 1 or something. It's easier than editing all the reffings. I mean, if Josh's ok with this?

Also gdi stop confusing me with mons that aren't out yet.
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Couldn't give a shit and I've been drunk all evening woooooo
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CRYS I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL SLAM YOUR DICK IN A WAFFLE IRON AND MAKE YOU EAT IT
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Sounds kinky enough. Let's do it.
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No seriously we'll find a new ref if you don't do this.
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Fuck it, seeking new ref.
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fucking hell I forgot this is a thing.
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