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Old 12-13-2015, 09:39 PM   #51
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I left for two months guys

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Old 12-13-2015, 10:29 PM   #52
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I want to know why God has a car. I know that if I was omnipresent, I would consider driving to be really inefficient no matter how fast my car went.
He said to me: "It's the best car that money can buy."
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Old 12-13-2015, 10:33 PM   #53
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Where can I buy said car and with how much money? Unless you can prove that it is a buyable car, your claim has no validity!
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Old 12-13-2015, 10:43 PM   #54
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The global economic crisis is God taking what's His. Therefore, you do not own it. I already proved it. He does. Watch the movie "In Too Deep" to see how fast the car actually is. The car is in furious 6, also. He has also been in the older Beowulf movie.
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Old 12-13-2015, 10:54 PM   #55
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He said to me: "It's the best car that money can buy."
I would like to know why God is buying a car. If I was omnipotent, I would probably view creating money, creating a car dealership, creating the car, and then buying the car to be a lot of unnecessary extra steps.
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Old 12-13-2015, 10:56 PM   #56
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Shuckle, why don't you ask him yourself? I'm not God.
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Old 12-13-2015, 11:19 PM   #57
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I'm pretty mad about what this conversation has turned into.
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Old 12-14-2015, 02:19 AM   #58
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Shuckle, why don't you ask him yourself? I'm not God.
If I was omniscient I would probably already know why I'm buying and owning a kickass car.
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Have you watched the white car I am talking about? It goes faster than any human invention.
You really know nothing about cars, do you?

The car you refer to is (iirc) a highly modified 1969 Ford Mustang, which was modified by the FF crew to help them save Letty even though her memories of them were buried.

And while it is incredibly quick for what it is, no way is it faster than "any human invention". I can list faster cars until Christmas and even past then.

Just some examples of faster human inventions:

Koenigsegg One:1
Hennessey Venom GT
Bugatti Veyron SuperSport

They eat any modified '69 Mustang for breakfast everyday of the week.
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I like how this went from talking about a complete borefest of a movie to talking about cars, yay.
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Old 12-14-2015, 02:35 AM   #60
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yes but none of those cars are jesus' cars

jesus makes things go way faster thats why i put communion wafers into my gas tank
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Old 12-14-2015, 02:38 AM   #61
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Oh come on, I can totally see Jesus rocking out in a Koenigsegg One:1.

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oh yes you're right i can see where they strapped a cross to the back
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Also this is supposed to be Debates.
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Old 12-14-2015, 03:17 AM   #65
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Yes, and we're currently debating about what the almighty's sick ride is.
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Yes, and we're currently debating about what the almighty's sick ride is.
How did it get to this strange topic....
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Old 12-14-2015, 03:36 AM   #67
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All of you chose poorly. Jesus would ride in a wooden carriage because he was a carpenter. It's like you mofo's didn't even watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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Then how come Jesus said to me that his car would "go well over 5,000 horsepower and goes well over 3,000 miles per hour?" He himself has told me what the specs are. I have seen it myself, in person. Jesus, err, Isaac, doesn't know everything. Not even God knows everything. The car is not modified into a mustang or any car of that model. It is a BMW 325i.
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Old 12-14-2015, 07:03 AM   #69
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5,000 horsepower and goes well over 3,000 miles per hour?"
This is actually extremely hilarious.

But I digress, you're allowed to have your fun and troll the internet as long as no harm is caused.

Anyway, if a BMW 325i were to even have 1,000 horsepower, it would be undriveable.

Also, we know The Stig is actually this so called 'God' but whatever.
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Old 12-14-2015, 07:31 AM   #70
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You're hilarious not knowing what the actual model is, or what car it is, that the King drives. Also, it's funny how you call me this troll. I am not trolling. Trolling is to "annoy or offend" people, and I haven't done those things, though you are free to think however you so desire. Also, you only quoted not even half of my post, Heroic. Why is that?

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Dude, I haven't watched FF6 in months, I remember there being a white Mustang so naturally I guessed that.

Look, if you want to keep saying you're not doing such, I get that.

Just, stop making ridiculous statements about car-related things that not even Ken Block would dare to do, actually, stop making ridiculous statements in general.

For example, it's billions of years too early for a car to be traveling at speeds that jets can reach.
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Old 12-14-2015, 07:41 AM   #72
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The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll.

Signs that your trolling is successful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.

Signs that your trolling is unsuccessful:
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*Identifying yourself as a troll.
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Nah, you just really suck at trolling apparently.

Back on the topic at hand though, why drive when you can glide? God really doesn't need a sick ride if he is the sick ride.
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Dude, I haven't watched FF6 in months, I remember there being a white Mustang so naturally I guessed that.

Look, if you want to keep saying you're not doing such, I get that.

Just, stop making ridiculous statements about car-related things that not even Ken Block would dare to do, actually, stop making ridiculous statements in general.

For example, it's billions of years too early for a car to be traveling at speeds that jets can reach.
In general? Ok, then. Ask Isaac1987 yourself. It is not billions of years too early if God is taking back money that is his. Naturally, I am a pretty patient, and human, guy, also. Also, see my newest signature. Isaac1987, from Gamefaqs, apparently is God.

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Old 12-14-2015, 10:47 AM   #74
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Ok, why oh why are we fighting about God's car? I really am confused. Why does God even need a car? Why are we talking about cars??? UGH!!!
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Old 12-14-2015, 03:43 PM   #75
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Ok, why oh why are we fighting about God's car? I really am confused. Why does God even need a car? Why are we talking about cars??? UGH!!!
bc god's not dead lol
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