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Old 02-18-2009, 10:16 PM   #51
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Old 02-22-2009, 12:12 AM   #52
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ABL says:
Also, these orders are randomly from my ass.
Kuno says:
sounds like what I order
ABL says:
xd
Muyo says:
in the ASB... some order from the brain
some order from the gut
and some order from the ass
Muyo says:
find out which you are with our free quiz!
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Old 02-22-2009, 02:27 AM   #53
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Muyo *hsus says:
Muyo vs. Kuno round two. In... a match that will finish
Kuno says:
hahaha
Kuno says:
not gonna happen
Kuno says:
ill attack
Kuno says:
youll attack
Kuno says:
it gets reffed
Kuno says:
we argue for months
Muyo says:
tourney dies
Kuno says:
ONIX'S ROCKS SPIN COUNTER CLOCKWISE
Kuno says:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Muyo says:
NO U FUCKHEAD
Muyo says:
CLOCKWISE
Kuno says:
IN EPISODE 417 SCENE 14 YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE IN FRAMES 67 THROUGH 82 THAT THEY SPIN COUNTER CLOCKWISE
ABL says:
xfd
Muyo says:
well that's contradicted by what's shown in episode 13, when Brock is like "Fuck yeah, counterclockwise"
Muyo says:
Find a torrent for season one, it's totallly there.
Muyo says:
wait, I mean clockwise. Brock was wrong.
Kuno says:
hahahaha

Fuck Brock.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:44 PM   #54
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[19:49:30] [Pinaclsaur]
EARTH
[19:49:33] [Ihcirej]
FIRE
[19:49:38] [Dustin [Alto]]
WATER
[19:49:40] [Pinaclsaur]
...
[19:49:42] [TwinT]
...
[19:49:42] [Ihcirej]
...
[19:49:42] [Ihcirej]
FAIL

[02/25 19:38:36] [Ihcirej]
Black lether bra? Wouldn't that hurt?
[02/25 19:38:41] [Dustin [Alto]]
Nah
[02/25 19:38:45] [Dustin [Alto]]
Not necessarily
[02/25 19:38:53] [Pinaclsaur]
Are you an expert on this topic?

[02/25 19:43:47] [Dustin [Alto]]
ooh, flashing
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:43 AM   #55
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As I am now involved in the saga of Clockwork, I feel it is my duty to post this:

Pinaclsaur: Well, the pressure's on in Jeri vs ABL.
Pinaclsaur: I say that because Jeri's legendary typo's Girafarig is battling
Pinaclsaur: *typo'd
Pinaclsaur: And I must not call her Cockwork.
Muyotwo: xd
Pinaclsaur: To be fair, I will not correct any typos of Clockwork. :O
Muyotwo: xd
Pinaclsaur: ...and I was just typing out a short bit of pre-battle commentary when I dropped my guard and spelled it as Colckwork.
Muyotwo: xd
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:35 PM   #56
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Harden, and then Rapid Spin while he's in mid-splash. I want you to be inside him. So in this post, I am Starmie, and Hana is Snorlax's stomach.
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:37 PM   #57
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Old 02-27-2009, 06:40 PM   #58
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Things Muyo says in front of ABL:

Muyo says (6:38 PM):
alto, when Jeri gets back we should RF the rest of the match. I'll bet I could finish you off tonight =o
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Old 02-27-2009, 10:56 PM   #59
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Dustin says:
H-Cup?
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:58 PM   #60
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:03 AM   #61
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Muyo: Dude
Sciz: Yo
Muyo: You'll never guess
Sciz: What?
Muyo: It's amazing
Sciz: What?
Muyo: Five Dollar Footlong
Sciz: ...
Muyo: =D
Sciz: I hate you.
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:39 PM   #62
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Sammy -96 gone, but never forgotten says:
James with boobs is pretty hot too
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:03 PM   #63
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too long, but too epic.

Alto says:
*There's a slut that lives across the street
*And a bisexual with the hots for me next door.
*She just moved here last week, :x
Haku says:
*lucky break?
Muyo says:
*alto's life is a soap opera
Alto says:
*Yeah. Pretty much
Muyo says:
*Pizza Box girl moves away, in comes a new love interest
*with a dark past
*then her ex boyfriend shows up
*and kills alto
Alto says:
*xfd
Haku says:
*lol
Muyo says:
*and someone pisses on his grave
Haku says:
*I want a storyline too
ABL says:
*a dark past
Alto says:
*Then I pull a Hamlet and return to life?
Haku says:
*but make it happy Muy
**Muyo
ABL says:
*and even darker pubes
*dun dun duuun
Muyo says:
*but then alto comes back, because it was actually his brother

Balto
Alto says:
*I giggled, ABL
Haku says:
*lol
Alto says:
*xff
**xfd
Muyo says:
*and then Hakoo gets with the hottest girl who is impressed with

his artistic talent and coolness
Haku says:
*I'm liking it already
Alto says:
*But she says that she shaves.
ABL says:
*xd
Haku says:
*8D
Muyo says:
*but her exboyfriend is like "Who is this bastard who took my

girlfriend?"
Haku says:
*>>;
*oh gawd
Muyo says:
*and then he's like "Oh, it's Haku. Sup dude?"
Haku says:
*I don't like the sound of that
Muyo says:
*and Haku is like "Sup"
Haku says:
*pheeeeeeeeeew
Alto says:
*Then Jeri comes in and drags him back into bed.
Haku says:
*0.o
Muyo says:
*And the guy is like "She picked the better man" and he walks off,

and gets together with Alto's next door neighbor
Haku says:
*me, or other dude?
Muyo says:
*the other dude
*then alto is sad
*and he searches the Bayou for bisexuals
Alto says:
*It's like the time Mozz threatened to write AltoxJeri Yaoi

fanfiction.
*I cried a little.
Haku says:
*lmfao
Muyo says:
*and he's on his fanboat
I_D says:
*ah ok
Muyo says:
*and he finds a crocodile
*and they fall in love
Alto says:
*...
Haku says:
*best story ever
Alto says:
*And then I kick Muyo in the balls for being a shitty storyteller.
*End of story.
Muyo says:
*but then, in a shocking twist
I_D says:
*hi Haku
Haku says:
*'ello
Muyo says:
*alto gets his ball kicking leg bitten off by the crocodile
*and he becomes Paul Robinson
Alto says:
*Muyo's penis is a Crocodile?
Haku says:
*I go by Haku
*my dn was just me bein stooopid
I_D says:
*I am I_D
ABL says:
*alto, you better learn to say crikey, 'cause you're the new

crocodile hunter. ;o
Muyo says:
*shmoozing manwhore who sleeps with almost everyone, but has a

wooden leg.
Alto says:
*But I'm American.
I_D says:
*learn to say criket
*crikey*
Alto says:
*But I'm American.
Muyo says:
*and then Haku and Gary meet up, and Gary is like "Dude, did you

see the basketball game?"
Haku says:
*xd
ABL says:
*Fake it. Fake it like Hugh Laurie.
Muyo says:
*and Haku is like, "No, man"
*and then Gary is like "WE WON!"
*and Haku and Gary celebrate.
*and Gary marries an anime.
ABL says:
*hahahaha
Haku says:
*I can actually see that happen
*minus the marriage
*hahahaha
Alto says:
*And then I come back and shoot you all in the face.
I_D says:
*that's awesome
Muyo says:
*Probably one involving basketball
Alto says:
*Story over.
Haku says:
**hides under a rock*
*try to find me now
ABL says:
*needs moar Sturyline. D:
Alto says:
*xfd
Muyo says:
*and then Alto wakes up!
I_D says:
**can't talk, as of having mouth shot off by ALCAPS bad aim*
Muyo says:
*and he's alone in bed
*and it turns out the crocodile was just a dream he had! =O
I_D says:
*oh wow
Alto says:
*xfd....
I_D says:
*original
Muyo says:
*and then he goes across the street to get some slut-tail
ABL says:
*This is like the Shipper fanfic parties that I'm ashamed to admit

happened.
Alto says:
*o.O
Haku says:
*xd
I_D says:
*o_O
Muyo says:
*but it turns out, that the slut has become a nun during the dream

sequence
Alto says:
*I'd rather go to my Backyard.
Muyo says:
*and she's torn between feelings for Alto, and her vows
I_D says:
*good lawd, it never ends
Muyo says:
*but THEN
I_D says:
*lolz
Muyo says:
*just as she decides to leave the convent for Dusty lovin'
*Alto proposes to...
Haku says:
*I'm dying from the suspense
Muyo says:
*Jami's sister
I_D says:
*dammit
Alto says:
*...
*Wtf?
I_D says:
*he's suppsoed to propose to me
Alto says:
*...
Haku says:
*lol
Muyo says:
*and Jami' is like "welcome to the family, brother!"
Alto says:
*Oh hell no.
*XFD'
ABL says:
*Dusty lovin'
He had a blast
Dusty lovin'
Happened so faaast
I_D says:
*dont you know how the story goes, Nick?
Muyo says:
*and then alto has some coo' rub off on him
*and he gets a more happy haircut
Alto says:
*NOOOOOO
Muyo says:
*but then
I_D says:
*oh the tradgedy
*THEN
*...
ABL says:
*Met an girl
She was slutty
Met an alto
Got an STD
Muyo says:
*it turns out that it was a flashback to a dream that Stu had two

weeks ago!
Haku says:
*STU!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL says:
*yay Stu~
I_D says:
*it never ends
*go Stu
Muyo says:
*And Stu is there
*and he has a bitchin' 'fro
Alto says:
*I don't have STD's
*;;
ABL says:
*It's a soap, ID. They never end until someone dies. And then

someone else shows up.
Haku says:
*lol
Muyo says:
*and while tending to his 'fro, a girl falls out
*and he's like =O!
*and she's like =O!
Haku says:
*and we're like =o
Muyo says:
*and they have wide open mouth kisses
Muyo says:
*and then Stu marries 'fro lass
Muyo says:
*And then alto and Jeri meet up
Kuno says:
*awwww yeaaaah
Alto says:
*Oh hell no.
Muyo says:
*and they...
ABL says:
*aww yeah hitmonchan
Muyo says:
*bro-fist bump!
Alto says:
*xfd
I_D says:
*hazah!
Muyo says:
*Psych style
Alto says:
*BRO-RAPE
*;;
Muyo says:
*I meant bumping fists, not jeri bumping the inside of your butt

with his fist
Haku says:
*shit
Muyo says:
*but if that's what you prefer, I can come up with a convoluted

storyline to get you there
Alto says:
*;;
Muyo says:
*and then Haku turned up
Kuno says:
*whos haku
Muyo says:
*and hooked up with the lady that Jeri and alto were both checking

out
Alto says:
*...
Muyo says:
*because Jeri is secretly straight
Alto says:
*OBJECTION!!!!
*Oh
*Nevermind
Muyo says:
*and then Kuno comes in, and he sees Haku hooking up with the girl
I_D says:
*overuled
Muyo says:
*and he nods approvingly
Alto says:
*XD
I_D says:
*ur boobs a=r awesome
Haku says:
*I did a little
Muyo says:
*and then I_D crosses the creepy line by more than a bit
Alto says:
*How the F would you know that?
*xfd
I_D says:
*im psychic
Muyo says:
*and he doesn't get any more storylines for a while, because the

writers are weirded out
I_D says:
*soz
Haku says:
*lol
I_D says:
*dammit
*i take that back
Muyo says:
*so I_D goes on vacation
Alto says:
*So you stare at ABL's boobs through psychic vision?
I_D says:
*gah
Alto says:
*...
*Ew....
Haku says:
*lol
Muyo says:
*It would be a pretty cool power to have
Alto says:
*Muyo has a point.
Haku says:
*xD
Muyo says:
*and then Kuno meets up with alto and Jeri
*and he's like "You two are lucky, you've found happiness."
Alto says:
*...
Muyo says:
*and they're like "What, how?"
I_D says:
**I_D sulks in his stupidity for opening his mouth to far again*
Muyo says:
*and Kuno is like "You've found... true friendship!"
*and then they hug!
Alto says:
*...
*No.
*No.
Muyo says:
*and the music plays!
Alto says:
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ABL says:
*I love this show.
Muyo says:
*and they look into eachothers eyes
Haku says:
*lol
Alto says:
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Muyo says:
*and Jeri is like "Sorry dude, I'm straight"
Alto says:
*IIIIDDDDD, HALP
Haku says:
*xd
ABL says:
*hahahahaaa
Muyo says:
*and he goes off to get some twelve year old tail
Alto says:
*And then Alto looks at Kuno, and bitch slaps him. Because every

soap has a fair amount of bitch slapping.
I_D says:
*what am i helping with?
Muyo says:
*and so Kuno shrugs and is like "Oh well. Wanna go to the mall

and pick up chicks?"
Alto says:
*And Alto nods.
Muyo says:
*and so Kuno and Alto go to the mall
*and have hilarious bro-ventures getting there
I_D says:
*sound sgood
Muyo says:
*and they see 'beeb there
Haku says:
*lol
*bro-ventures
Alto says:
*This is like Seinfeld.
I_D says:
*does I_D come back from holidays yet
Muyo says:
*and he's working at a customer service desk
Alto says:
*It has no purpose, but you can't stop watching.
Muyo says:
*and Kuno and alto don't recognize him
Alto says:
*Just like porn.
Muyo says:
*but because he's at a desk, he has access to the internet
Alto says:
*Therefore, Seinfeld = Porn
I_D says:
*lolz
Muyo says:
*and DQs them from their matches with him, racking up free round

KOs and becoming the Rock GL!
ABL says:
*alto faps to kramer ]:
Alto says:
*I don't fap.
*;;
Muyo says:
*and then
*alto tells Kuno that he is unable to fap
*and Kuno is like ". . ."
*"Dude, you're on your own"
*and Kuno ditches alto in the mall
Alto says:
*xfd....
*I don't fap.
*;;
I_D says:
*awesome
Muyo says:
*and Kuno hooks up with a random redheaded passerby
*while alto explains his masturbatory failures to girls who pass

by
*but none of them bite on the pickup line
Alto says:
*Why does my character suck?
*;;
Muyo says:
*but then
*I_D comes back from vacation!
Alto says:
*...
*Oh fuck no.
Muyo says:
*and there's a big welcome home party
*and his girlfriend's cousin is there, in all her asian splendor
*and alto is like "WHOA"
Alto says:
*lmao.....
Muyo says:
*even though she's really asian, and not really all that hot to

people who are not alto
Haku says:
*wait who's Asian?
I_D says:
*my gf's cousin
Alto says:
*Asian girls are cute, ;;
Haku says:
*they are
Alto says:
*=D
*HA, MUYO.
Muyo says:
*I_D is like, the person who watches the show everyday, and

podcasts the episodes afterwards
Haku says:
*LOL
Muyo says:
*so in his podcast searching
*he finds NEXT WEEKS EPISODE
*and he deals with the DRAMA of whether or not to learn the future
I_D says:
*oh the pain
Muyo says:
*while Alto and I_D's gf's cousin are hitting it off
Alto says:
*Stop ripping from King of the Hill.
Muyo says:
*eventually, I_D decides that HE MUST watch the tape
Alto says:
*Or whatever show I'm thinking of
*No
*It was the simpsons
Muyo says:
*and he downloads the Podcast
I_D says:
*omg
*what do i find?
Kuno says:
*o.O
Muyo says:
*and he sees that his girlfriend's cousin is just USING alto to

get at his Emo gold!
Alto says:
*...
Haku says:
*=0
Alto says:
*What the fuck?
I_D says:
*that's awesome
Haku says:
*you have gold?
Alto says:
*Uh...
I_D says:
*apparently
Muyo says:
*and he's TORN between telling alto
*and blackmailing his gf's cousin into splitting the gold with him
*because every good show has a blackmail drama
I_D says:
*option 2 please
Haku says:
*lol
Alto says:
*lol....
*You bastards
Haku says:
*haku wants some of the pie
Alto says:
*Hakoo too?
*;;
Muyo says:
*and then Gary shows up
I_D says:
*ah yes
Alto says:
*This story is Anti-Alto.
Muyo says:
*and he says "GUYS! I found a new anime!"
Haku says:
*LMFAO
Alto says:
*xd....
I_D says:
*lolz
Muyo says:
*and everyone is like "That's our Gary!"
*Fade to black
Alto says:
*XFD
I_D says:
*XD
Alto says:
*Bravo, bravo
Haku says:
*is this a play now?
ABL says:
**applause*
I_D says:
*bows
**bows*
Alto says:
*Now.
Haku says:
**stands*
Alto says:
**pulls out chainsaw*
*Who's first?
I_D says:
**runs like hell*
Haku says:
**hides under rock*
Alto says:
**throws a spider on haku's rock*
*Have fun.
Muyo says:
*and then
*a CAR CRASHES THROUGH THE BLACK
*and hits alto
*and alto goes into a COMA
Haku says:
*lol
Muyo says:
*and I_D
*'s gf's cousin
Alto says:
*I demand a better fucking story.
Muyo says:
*is SHOCKED
Haku says:
*Muyo, I think we need to focus on this aspect of the story: THE

GOLD
Muyo says:
*because he was just about to pull the map to his emo gold out of

his fringe
Haku says:
*yes yes
Alto says:
*The map burned up in the car accident
*Story over.
Haku says:
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alto says:
*Fuck you all.
*XDF
Muyo says:
*nobody knows that the map is hidden in alto's fringe
*except for I_D
*because he saw this one already
*and so when everyone is out of the room, he searches the

fringe... when Alto opens his eyes
*and he SEES I_D take the map!
*but he can't move his body to stop him yet
Haku says:
*DENIED
Muyo says:
*but
*when I_D follows the map
*he sees that the final locaton is hidden, because of the blood

from the car crash
Alto says:
*xfd....
I_D says:
*oh no........
Muyo says:
*and he has to go back to the hospital room, where alto is able to

move again
*but nobody else knows that
*and I_D was so concerned with the emo gold, he forgot to check

the podcast of that week
I_D says:
*noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Alto says:
*xfd.....
Muyo says:
*and so alto SUPWISEs him, sitting up in bed, and staring creepily

at him with eyes HUEG like @[email protected]
*and he's like "Alto, I was just going to protect your gold from

my gf's cousin!"
I_D says:
*AH!
Muyo says:
*and he totally sells her out!
I_D says:
*god i hate it when i do that
Muyo says:
*and alto is HEARTBROKEN
*but it's ok
*because he got a new one after the transplant
Haku says:
*LOL
Muyo says:
*and then Kuno shows up, and everyone notices his stylish new

mustache
I_D says:
*is he mexicano?
Muyo says:
*But it turns out
Alto says:
*Alright. What the fuch kind of drug are you on, Kuno?
Muyo says:
*that it's not really Kuno at all!
Alto says:
**Muyo
Muyo says:
*But Kuno's evil twin, Kubo!
Kuno says:
*wat
*i wasnt talking at all
Alto says:
*Okay, this has to stop.
I_D says:
*hehe
Muyo says:
*because the evil twin always has a mustache
*or a twin beard
*but this one is a mustache, to throw everyone else off the trail
Alto says:
*Alto realizes That Muyo is behind the madness
*And promptly shoots him.
Muyo says:
*because Kubo hit Kuno over the head, and cold watered him
Alto says:
*Case closed
I_D says:
*where di ALto get a gun from?
Muyo says:
*and so girl type Kuno is wandering the neighborhood, unsure of

where s/he is, or who
Alto says:
*Now that Muyo is dead, Alto decides to torture the soap opera

characters.
Muyo says:
*and then it turns out that Alto is still in the coma, and is

still having coma fantasies
*Thus proving that brain activity does continue in a coma
*the doctors are marveled, but Alto can't snap himself out of the

coma
*until he finds TRUE LOVE
Alto says:
*Alto thinks that Muyo has taken this joke too far
*Way too far
*xfd
Muyo says:
*and then Jeri shows up again
*the doctors called him
*and then he gives Alto...
Alto says:
*A high five?
Muyo says:
*Intestinal brofist bump, as he wished for many scenes before
*Only I_D remembers
I_D says:
*?
Alto says:
*...
*You fucking whore.
Muyo says:
*but then, Jeri withdraws his hand
*and he pulls out the TUMOR that was inside
Alto says:
*o.o.....
*There was a Tumor up my ass?
Muyo says:
*Yep
*I was surprised too.
I_D says:
*lolz
Muyo says:
*And then
*Jeri moves from the doorway
*and PIZZA BOX GIRL SHOWS UP
Alto says:
*I'm going to tell Jeri you've been writing stories about him

sticking his hand up my ass.
Haku says:
*brb
I_D says:
*lolz
Alto says:
*PIZZA BOX GIRL!
Muyo says:
*and then she draws in close to alto, who is waiting for his true

love to wake him
Alto says:
*;D

Muyo says:
*And she gives him...
I_D says:
*a pizza?
Alto says:
*Oh dear
Muyo says:
*a coupon, for buy one Pizza, get a second one of equal or lesser

value for free!
Alto says:
*I saw that coming.
Muyo says:
*and Alto awakens!
I_D says:
*hahahaha
*awesome
Kuno says:
*this is the best story ever
Alto says:
*This is a travesty.
Muyo says:
*it turns out, that his true love is not Pizza box girl, but the

Pizza that were once contained therein!
I_D says:
*no its aweomse lol
Alto says:
*...
*o.O
Muyo says:
*and Alto marries Papa John
Alto says:
*Hey, Fuck you, Mate
*>>
Muyo says:
*meanwhile
I_D says:
*nice try on the aussie 'mateship' thingy
Muyo says:
*I_D analyses the tumor with his chemistry set
I_D says:
*yes!
Muyo says:
*and he's dumbfounded, it's unlike anything he's seen before!
*then, his girlfriend and her cousin show up
Alto says:
*O SHI-
I_D says:
*oh this'll be good
Muyo says:
*and the girlfriend accidentally knocks over an acidic beaker onto

the tumor!
*the outer coat melts away, revealing
*THE EMO GOLD
Alto says:
*...
I_D says:
*awesome!
*MINE
Alto says:
*It was up my ass?
Muyo says:
*That's why the map had blood on it!
*not from the accident
*but to symbolize where it was hidden!
Alto says:
*...
I_D says:
*oh god
*how did you ever make that actually work?
*brilliant
Alto says:
*I'm going to fucking kill you.
*This story is so Anti-Alto, >>
Muyo says:
*And then Kuno shows up
*and takes half the gold
*and buys the moon
*Go Kuno!
ABL says:
*I guess you could say Muyo just tied up... one loose end.
Muyo says:
*Wow.
Alto says:
*I demand my Kyuubi Powahz, granted by Hana
Muyo says:
*And then ABL puts on Horatio shades
*and the Who plays
Kuno says:
*fuck yes I have a moon base
ABL says:
*yeeeeaaahhhh
Kuno says:
*abl wanna live on my moon base?
Alto says:
*Muyo is mean to y character.
ABL says:
*k [:
Muyo says:
*Hey, you're the main character of this storyline
I_D says:
*this is true
Alto says:
*NOW you see why I turned out emo.
*This is why we can't have nice things.
Muyo says:
*And then Reed turns up
I_D says:
*go reed
ABL says:
*Alto says:
*It was up my ass?
Alto says:
*This is why we can't have nice things.

Muyo says:
*and Kuno is like "Sup dude"
*and Reed is like "sup"
*and Kuno is like "Hot women and awesome snacks at my moon base"
*and Reed is like "Sweet"
*and Sciz, who's not dead yet, turns up
*and is like "HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?"
Alto says:
*You want a story?
Muyo says:
*and Kuno and Reed are like "Nothin'"
Alto says:
*Here's a story.
Muyo says:
*and then He's like "OK, LOL!"
*and then he wanders off while Kuno an Reed go to the moon, eat

delicious snacks and get with a lot of hot chicks
Alto says:
*There once was a man named Muyo. Everyone loved him. Then he

died. And everyone ditched his funeral to go to Disney World. The

End.
Muyo says:
*Cool story bro
ABL says:
*Dude, Muyo's funeral would be AT Disney World. ]:
Alto says:
*I hate Disney World.
*It's too Happy.
Muyo says:
*And then Alto was forced to ride the Small World ride until his

emo fringe fell out
Alto says:
*Oh my Jesus, >>
I_D says:
*muyo tumps all
Muyo says:
*Suddenly, freed of the fringe, Alto breaks out in song
Kuno says:
*posted ryperior
Muyo says:
*"Grey skies are going to clear up!"
Alto says:
*I'm going to pay Jeri to rape all of you up the ass.
*>>
Muyo says:
*When all of a sudden one of the Teacups breaks off its base and

flies through the air, narrowly missing alto
*and he blinks, astounded that he managed to avoid another coma

scene
*When he sees ID's gf's cousin lying there, with no idea of who

she is.
I_D says:
*oh noes!
*he should remember
Muyo says:
*And alto falls in love with her all over again, but she's

confused because she doesn't know who she really is
I_D says:
*ack...
Muyo says:
*So she experiments with Alto's Bayou Bisexual neighbor, and gives

a tape of the encounter to Alto
*THUS CURING HIS INABILITY TO FAP
*Fade to black
*Happy endings all round
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"You make it sound like your life is an OCD whirlwind of ASB and showers." ~ABL to Muyo

"Yo dawg, we heard you like to battle Dimitri, so we put a plastic bag on you laptop so you can finish him off in two moves while you finish her off in two moves." ~Zora to Muyo

"Friends, ASB'ers, Countrymen....

What the hell is going on?....

...I am 50% confused,25% uncomfortable, and 24% uninterested. in what's going on

and 1% interested..." ~Firewater, after several pages about showers and lesbians
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InsiDreams: its ok
InsiDreams: i like doing it
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[04/29 21:49:08] [ZoraJolteon]
In Mexicoo
[04/29 21:49:17] [ZoraJolteon]
I shall infect you
[04/29 21:49:21] [ZoraJolteon]
For with a prefix of swine
[04/29 21:49:23] [ZoraJolteon]
I am flu.
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InsiDreams: (11:17:12 AM) so you six now?
klingbeil6: (11:17:36 AM) Huh?
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[00:31:06] [ZoraJolteon]
Jeri, you're an expert on lube, yes?

[22:39:27] [Ihcirej]
I play with self frequently.

[21:07:49] [TwinT]
brb food
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[21:19:49] [Pinaclsaur]
If Asher goes down this round, I sincerely hope Aether won't be far behind.
[21:20:12] [Pinaclsaur]
Goin' down in a GLAYZE OF GLORY.
[21:20:55] [Pinaclsaur]
Hm.
[21:21:00] [Pinaclsaur]
GLAYZE OF GLORY.
[21:21:02] [Pinaclsaur]
I like that.
[21:21:07] [Pinaclsaur]
Do you like that? =)
[21:21:22] [Pinaclsaur]
y/n?
[21:22:30] [morg]
on flaming gay donuts
[21:22:39] [Pinaclsaur]
JERI
[21:22:45] [Pinaclsaur]
OPEN YOUR OWN DONUT SHOP
[21:22:50] [Pinaclsaur]
AND CALL IT GLAYZE OF GLORY
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::invests::
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.;:Jerichi:;. ┬┐\<(''<) ~ Drama Time! Such Summer? *help says:
Do we have ABL porn producers?
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*ASB
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Muyo : I love that after all this time, Sciz still has no idea when I'm leading him on.
Muyo : TheGodfatherAnt: what you up to?
Muyotwo: reffing a match between two fags.
TheGodfatherAnt: o rly?
Muyotwo: yep
TheGodfatherAnt: who?
Muyotwo: you/Jeri
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On the topics of gays and lesbians.

Jerichi says (11:33 PM):
*augh
*Gay vs. Lesbian.
*This will never work.
Firewater says (11:33 PM):
*nope...
QBall says (11:34 PM):
*XD
QBall says (11:35 PM):
*Neither of us will stop arguing without outside interferance.
Awesome says (11:35 PM):
*heres some
*youre both gay
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[01:50:10] [ZoraJolteon]
My bed is full of hot pussy.
[01:50:12] [ZoraJolteon]
It's annoying.

[23:11:18] [JerichiRedux]
I came up with it because I was not sure what to do vs. Weebos and I needed some sort of way to keep him busty.
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[22:42:03] [JerichiRedux]
I'm currently sucking on something small and black.
[22:42:07] [JerichiRedux]
Well, brown.
[22:42:14] [JerichiRedux]
It is very delicious.
[22:42:21] [JerichiRedux]
And while it was hard a moment ago, it is now soft.
[22:42:35] [Pinaclsaur]
TMI JERI
[22:42:36] [Pinaclsaur]
TMI
[22:42:50] [JerichiRedux]
Silly Hana.
[22:42:56] [JerichiRedux]
It's a piece of frozen Hershey's Chocolate!
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