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Old 01-29-2012, 07:21 AM   #1
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Weedle UPN PASBL: Mozz vs Sneezey

In a bid to get the SP he deserves for slots he so desperately needs, George decides to take a match between two older members. One is the champion, who is trying to get back into the swing of things. The other is a ghost trainer, who's recently returned from a two month case of Real-Life-itis.

Cool. Stats:

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3 vs. 3
Equiall 6
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Return = KO
96 Hour DQ
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Soooo... Rock arena, with a pool in the middle. Cool. You both know the order.

Squad from Sneezey please.
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That feel when picking first and only having 10 'mon to pick from... Good luck, Mozzy.

Virendra: Female Haunter (level 7) (level-up)
Biography: Virendra was once a warlord, victor of countless battles, and known to defeat her opponents with her bare hands if she needed to. Her death was a swift and unjust one, ambushed as she was attending a duel, and slaughtered mercilessly, though not without a fight. It is because of this she cannot stand unsporting tactics, and will not even change out of solid form, always apting for a fair fight. Virenda is white, and her eyes are entirely light blue, as is the inside of her mouth.
Special Training: For Glory
Virendra cannot use Sucker Punch, Disable, Spite, Trick, Toxic, Venoshock, Taunt, Torment, Swagger, Thief, or Snatch, as she considers them unsporting. Virendra will not change out of solid form at any time. Virendra cannot evolve, but is considered fully evolved from the standpoint of energy and health levels. Virendra also gains Rock Smash, Brick Break, Dynamic Punch, and Focus Punch, being used to fighting with her bare hands, and has as much Fighting energy as a Water type would have Ice energy.

Anasazi: Male Dusknoir (level 6)
Biography: Anasazi is the ghost of a deceased tribal chief, known for his unrelenting war tactics and brutal power. His entire tribe was massacred and his land razed in the dead of night by another tribe, himself included. He holds a connection to the rest of his tribe that allows him to shift into their plane of existence with great effort.
Special Training: True Power
Anasazi can use Shadow Force once per match. Anasazi no longer benefits from fighting more enthusiatically at night, as most Ghosts do. Additionally, he is considered weak to Fire type moves, and can no longer use any Fire type moves. His connection to other spirits means that he does not have full control over his own being, let alone having control over that of others, and as such can no longer use Curse, Pain Split, or Destiny Bond.

Dante: Male Zubat (level 6)
Biography: Dante has trained himself incredibly well to move about whilst using his echolocation, allowing himself to begin training himself to perform much more complicated manuevers more easily. He realizes, however that upon evolution he would have to retrain himself to perform complicated actions, due to his new size, and, more importantly, his new eyes, and as such, absolutely refuses to evolve at any given point. Because of this he has also trained himself to attempt to be as tough and energetic as possible, so as not to miss out on the bonuses towards stamina and energy that he would normally have gotten through evolution.
Special Training: Crobat, I think not
Dante's natural agility is about 1.5x that of the average Zubat, thanks to his extensive training. Dante absolutely refuses to evolve at any given point, and as such, cannot be evolved to bring into battle as a Golbat or Crobat. However, due to stamina and energy training, Dante is considered fully evolved when it comes to health and energy levels.

Angeli: Female Blissey (level 6)
Biography: Angeli was given to me by a retired Nurse Joy. Angeli does not like fighting and will try to calm her opponent immediately upon entering battle. She emits a faint glow that soothes others.
Special Training: Pretty Pink Glow!
Angeli utilizes calm and soothing energy to constantly emit a faint pink glow. The glow will take any Pokemon out of states of aggresiveness, such as having been Taunted or having gone berserk. Also, Angeli is unnaffected by moves that would attempt to anger her. If a Pokemon has already become calmed without the effects of Angeli's glow, then there is a 10% chance of putting that Pokemon to sleep. As a result of her passive nature, Angeli will not use the moves Frustration, Rage (at higher evolutions), or Swagger. Angeli expends energy equal to about one and a half Attracts per turn in order to maintain this glow.

Victoria: Female Furret (level 6)
Biography: Victoria loves the attacks Fire Punch, Ice Punch, and Thunder Punch, however, she dislikes the fact that she can only use two of them per round, so she has combined the three for the Ultimate Punch attack.
Special Attack: Ultimate Punch (Normal)
Victoria takes Ice, Fire, and Electric energy that would normally be used for the elemental punches and combines it all into one big punch, this attack does damage slightly lower than Hyper Beam with energy usage about the same as Hyper Beam, this attack has a 5% chance of partial freezing, a 5% chance of causing a burn, and a 5% chance of partial paralysis. This attack can only be used twice per battle.

Tuan: Male Rapidash (level 6)
Biography: Tuan's coat is a pure white, with swirling dark purple flames and bright yellow eyes. Dispite the demonic appearance, however, Tuan is actually a decendant of the guardians of the underworld. As his bloodline was meant to protect against demons and their ilk, his flames carry an odd attribute to them.
Special Training: Purging Flame
Tuan's flame based attacks are filled with purging energy, causing them to turn a dark purple. These flames deal extra damage against Dark and Ghost types, which would be considered super effective damage, however they are not meant for use of those of good stature, and as such do half damage against Normal and Fighting type Pokemon. All attacks that fall under this description also cost 25% more energy than they normally would.
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Old 01-29-2012, 10:32 PM   #3
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Now things get real. No horseshit. No fucking around. Good luck.

Miss AllSunday - Female Gengar
The partner of Mr. 0, Gengar is just as quiet as he is, typically letting actions do the talking for her. A little more compassionate than Cacturne, Miss AllSunday is still a ferocious battler, especially when pitted against a younger, more inexperienced trainer.
Signature Move - Hana Hana no Te (Dark)
Miss AllSunday is able to use her significant mental ability to recreate her own hands anywhere in the arena. At any one time, the most she can create is 6, but they only last for 2 attacks. This consumes decent energy, increasing exponentially with each subsequent usage.


Male Magmortar
This Pokémon has been trained by the very best Fire trainers in the business. Hence it will have more fire energy than normal Pokémon of its specie. This Pokémon was the first place price in the KAST 2 Final, and hence does not count towards squad limits.
Special Attack: Dragon's Flame (Fire/Dragon)
Magmar summons its extra fire energy, as explained in the bio. Magmar then proceeds to shoot out a massive flame attack, in the shape of a dragon, that is relatively slow, but hits for extremely high Fire and Dragon damage. The attack leaves Magmar drained, thus preventing it from attacking in the next round, while it recharges (like a Hyper Beam attack's recharge). This move may only be used twice per battle.Energy usage is substantial for this move, akin to Hyper Beam.



Doroboo2: Male Weavile
After Dorobou died, The Mozz was infuriated, and went out and trained a new Sneasel in the exact same way, to eventually exact revenge on Eternal Chaos.
Special Technique: Tomeihane's Last Resort (Psychic)
While watching Tomeihane battle during a recent DFD match, Sneasel got an idea for a new signature move. Sneasel uses Psychic ability to get into the opponent's mind, and read their thoughts. The move lasts for 5 turns (starting next round), and while it's being used, Sneasel's evasion becomes considerably higher, as his mind will help him avoid attacks at a much higher rate. However, during these 5 turns, Sneasel may only use 2 2-attack rounds, as well as not able to use it's 3-move combo during the 5 rounds. The move uses up some energy, but not a whole lot, as his moves are limited during this time.


Mr. 1 - Male Tyranitar - Level 7
Keeping with the theme of quiet asskickers, Mr. 1 lets his partner, Miss Doublefinger, do the talking for him. A large Pokemon, Tyranitar is able to create Sandstorms at will, making him perfect for a desert arena.
Signature Move - Supa Supa no Ryu (Steel)
Tyranitar has mastered a move which many Pokemon know, but few know well, Iron Tail. Instead of focusing the steel energy at its tail, Tyranitar is also able to focus the energy to any part of his body, turning the section momentarily into hardened steel. This makes any spikes on his body much sharper, but leaves him more vulnerable to fire attacks while in use.

Kabigon: Male Snorlax
A typical Snorlax, this bad boy likes to eat, sleep and bang. Yes, bang. In fact, he's so horny, that he has a little bit of an odd technique it uses in battle.
Special Technique: Get over here, woman! (Normal)
When facing a female or genderless Pokemon in battle, and is hit with an attack that has a part of his opponent actually touch Kabigon, there is a 50% chance that Snorlax will attempt to grab it and subsequently hump it. Actually, given Snorlax's size, it's more likely than not he'll give it a Body Slam which does heavier than normal damage and confuses the heck out of it's opponent.

Male Lucario

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Old 01-29-2012, 10:42 PM   #4
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Dark Pulse twice. Overpower its attacks.
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Old 01-30-2012, 08:17 AM   #6
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Round 1: Cum Cannons Engage

So, Mozz goes for his Tyranitar, named Mr. 1. I don't know what the reference is, but I won't sweat finding out. Sneezey brings out his uplevel, Haunter, who's name I won't remember. Stats:

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Tyranitar (Rock/Dark): Having gone through various stages, Tyranitar are now very powerful. Their Earthquake attacks are the most powerful among Pokémon. It also carries over its tough hide from Pupitar, which reduces all damage it receives from physical attacks.
[Rock]: Rock types generally have hard bodies, which makes them resistant to unskilled (non-fighting) blows. However, most are so heavy that they will sink in water, so they stay away from deep-water sources if possible. Rock types prefer heat to cold.
[Dark]: Dark types can see in the dark. They prefer to fight at night, however light does not adversely affect them.
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Haunter (Ghost/Poison): Haunter, while more solid than its preevolution and able to solidify, is composed primarily of gas, and prefers Gaseous or Ethereal over Solid. Haunter's hands can move independently of it and can move with agility and decent speed. They are able to pass through solid objects even when Haunter is Solid or Gaseous, with somewhat more freedom to pass through objects than Haunter itself, allowing them to pass through thicker walls or other objects. All ghosts fight more enthusiastically at night, though light does not hinder their ability to battle. Haunter’s Lick attack has a 50% chance to paralyze, instead of the usual 30%. Haunter can see in the dark.
[Ghost]: See the ghost Pokémon rules and individual Pokémon listing.
[Poison]: If not completely immune, poison types are highly resistant to poisoning.
Let the match begin!

Haunter kicks off the round, releasing a Confusing Ray of light, beaming towards Tyranitars eyes. Mr. 1 doesn't like the idea of being confused right off the bat, and fires a blast of Darkness, blocking out some of its vision from the ray of light. It pulses through and strikes Haunter, the Ethereal pokemon taking a huge hit. However, the ray of light still goes through, making Tyranitar slightly Dizzy, as Haunter readies his next attack. He starts to glow pink, his Secret Power concentrating into a small cluster of energy, and fires it as Mr. 1, who gets hit square in the face. The confusion is knocked from him, however, and Mr. 1 is able to fire of the typespam cannon once more, smacking Haunter with another Dark Pulse.

At the end of that round, Mr. 1 was the clear victor. He only took solid damage, but used a lot more energy, a moderate way above the 3/4 mark.

Haunter took Mozz's schlong right up deep inside of him, and she's just a decent way above the final quarter in health. Energy was a lot less taxing, only a decent way below perfect.

Looks like mozz isn't going for defensive tactics in this match, which seems to be working in his favour. Can Sneezey pull back?

Mozz, your move.
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:10 AM   #7
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He's going to try to hit you with a fighting attack, obviously. Pursuit. Keep him at bay with Flamethrower if need be. Possible three mover confirmed.
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"He wants to run right at you, does he? Fine. Zap Cannon. Follow up with a Dynamic Punch and finish him off with a Brick Break."

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Round 2: A fiery death in flames

Mr. 1 starts to envelope himself in a Dark Aura, positioning himself to start sprinting forwards in Pursuit of Haunter. He smacks into him, causing Haunter to wince with pain. However, as Tyranitar comes to a halt, he turns to see a ball of pure electricity being formed, and fired towards him like a Cannon. Tyranitar tries to get out of the way, but due to his tiredness, he gets Zapped in the side, causing that half of his body to lock up with paralysis. He turns his huge head to face Haunter, seeing Haunter rushing towards him. As Haunter comes close, Mr. 1 releases a stream of fire, like a Flamethrower, and the oncoming haunter. Haunter charges through the flames, taking a ton of damage, and smacks Mr. 1 in the face. The explosion knocks Tyranitar a little way back, taking colossal damage but losing paralysis. As Haunter comes in to finish off the job, Tyranitar is ready, as no confusion is induced from the punch. Another stream of flames erupts from Mr. 1's mouth, putting an end to Haunters hopes of taking Tyranitar down.

Virendra is unable to battle! Next pokemon and orders from Sneezey please.

Mr. 1 didn't go unscathed, and he only has a considerable amount of health left. Energy also took a big dive once again, pretty near the midpoint. He's really tired, and will be slow to react next turn.

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Just wondering how that added up to a KO... =/

Edit: Nevermind, didn't read the second Flamethrower lol.

"Great job Virendra. Your loss shall not go unavenged."

"Angeli, soothe this savage beast. Water Pulse. Twice if the first doesn't do the trick."
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Haunter is a decent way above 1/4. -Mild, -Significant, -Significant makes it just about a KO.

Unfortunately for you, Dynamicpunch didn't land confusion, otherwise you would've got the KO.
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a light quick earthquake should get a light pokemon off its feet. then rock slide.
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Round 3: Fat Bitch's anyone?

Recalling his fallen comrade, Sneezey throws a pokeball into the air, revealing the generic fat nurse that any competetive pokemon player loves to hate. Angeli the Blissey lands, and does fat nurse things.

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[Normal]: Normal types can use the greatest variety of attacks in the league: they pay for this, however, by having less type energy. In the ASB, Normal types take 100% damage from Ghost type moves.
This'll be a short round, as Blissey grabs the initiative, charging up a ball of Water, and directing it at the tired Tyranitar. The Pulse is more than enough to take out Mr. 1, before Tyranitar can get his attack off.

Mr. 1 is unable to battle! Next pokemon and orders from Mozz Please!

Angeli only used energy. Water fuels one more Water Pulse.
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Quick attack to cross chop. Send it flying.
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What pokemon, Mozz?
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Baiting successful.

"Take the hits. Let loose with a full charge Focus Blast. Your ability will make it so he won't be pissed, so start Singing to him, held until he's fully asleep."
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Round 4: This round made me think of Adele in a nurse costume... ew...

From Mozz comes a totally awesome Lucario without a nickname.

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Lucario kicks off, dashing into the fat nurse as Quickly as possible and striking her in the chest, the Attack doing a nice bit of damage right off the bat. However the nurse just sits there, looking at Lucario with a smiley face on. Lucario, reluctantly, then Crosses his arms, swiping them at her and Chopping her in the chest. Angeli gets knocked back quite away, but manages to keep her balance, and keeps herself on her feet.

Angeli looks up, still happy and smiling, this time charging a large ball of energy infront of her. The incredibly Focused ball is fired off, Lucario not having enough time to get away, and getting Blasted by the pure fighting energy. As Lucario starts to bring himself back to his feet, he hears a relaxing tune, and stops trying to get up. He continues to listen to the Singing, and keels over, taking a nap from the troubles of the battle.

Lucario took an arseton of damage, his health now a Good way above the midpoint. energy used was Heavy, working through the first quarter.

Angeli took a Decent amount more damage thanks to her SC, as well as burning up a mild amount more energy thanks to her passive signature.

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Blissey weighs 100lbs...
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> Mfw blissey weighs 100 pounds



Edits in a sec. Although considering Lucario only weighs a little more, it won't make that much difference.
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Sorry Angeli, but I'm going to have to push you a good bit... you'll get a break soon enough.

"Move closer, but not into melee range, and not enough that would constitute a move as you charge up a Zap Cannon. Then finish your numbed opponent with a Fire Blast."

Also, still wondering what the thought process behind sending out a Pokemon hypersensitive to auras against a Pokemon with a sig that is an aura...
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Must be nice to shit talk someone who was better at this than you'll ever be at anything.

Sleep Talk twice. If you wake up before that, Cross Chop again. Can't wait to get good at this shit again.
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It's fucking awesome, thanks.

Also, I'm just messing with you dude. Everybody fucks up, and you're rusty.
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Also, I forgot about Blissey's SC, and I'll be adding in the extra damage that she takes from Physical attacks in a sec.

Also Reffing in like, 2 seconds.
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Round 5: a wooden pole, two pairs of shackles, and a belgian prostitute.

Angeli starts to move towards her sleeping foe, still smiling away. The fat nurse starts to form up an immense orb of crackling yellow energy, growing larger in size and glowing gold. Whilst she's charging, Lucario begins to mumble in his sleep; something about a wooden pole, two pairs of shackles, and a belgian prostitute. Nasty. As he Plots for the occasion, the fuckrapeCannon is fired, Zapping Lucario for some immense damage. Lucario wakes up, realising it was a dream, but takes the attack full force, and his joints start to lock up in place.

Lucario tries his hardest to get up, wanting to cut Blissey down for what she had done, but his joints fail him. Blissey see's the time oppertune, and draws an Kanji symbol of Fire. It moves towards Lucario, who gulps as the Blast gets closer to him. It strikes, the solid flames knocking him back a fair way, and knocking away the paralysis. Lucario recovers, pulling himself to his feet and charging towards Angeli, crossing his arms. Revenge is nigh, as he Chops her in the chest, her tiredness leading her to fall onto her back this time. Lucario looks down upon her, burned and still slightly shooken up from the lingering paralysis, but it should wear off soon.

Longer-ish reffing woooo

Lucario only has a Light amount of health remaining, and will go down to pretty much any attack. His energy, is still just above 1/3 though, and he has a Nasty Plot boost to boot. He'll be somewhat slow next round, but not as slow as Angeli.

Blissey, although she hit hard this round, still took tons of damage. She's currently at a solid amount of health left. Energy took a nose-dive, now nearing the midpoint. She's out of Fire, and nearly out of Electric. She'll also be slow next round.

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