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Old 01-07-2012, 09:28 PM   #26
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Round 3: Cooldown

Both combatants seek to slow down this round, ZJ belting out another Round of song to assault her opponent's ears. Miracles stalwartly takes the blow before cursing her opponent, Tormenting her so that she can't use consecutive attacks for the rest of the match, putting paid to any future dual-Rounds.

ZJ's grabbed a hairthin health lead, not much in it there. She used slightly more energy, both appreciating the breather and about even on that front, on the road to the midpoint. ZJ's Tormented.

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Old 01-08-2012, 05:01 AM   #27
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Oh great, now I need to think
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Old 01-22-2012, 04:46 AM   #28
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Kuno needs to think too.
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Old 01-30-2012, 08:56 AM   #29
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I thought this was still w8ing was for it to get reffed. I didn't even see the newer 8ump cause it was during that crazy weekend lol. Attacks when I get home.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:08 AM   #30
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> Thinks a match reffed by Dave has been waiting three weeks for a reffing

Is this the Twilight Zone? Or maybe Dave is actually Concept using Illusion?
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:12 AM   #31
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Being able to see IP addresses, Kuno knows that secretly the two twenty something British B+ ref gym leader water type fans named Dave who're currently neck and neck atop your trainer rankings are, in a shocking twist, the same person.
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:00 AM   #32
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Cut and Round. Aim the first at it's eyes and face; the latter, its heart.
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:21 PM   #33
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Oh dear, I'm holding up the whole PASBL. Now I'm a proper LO.

To quote Patches O'Houlihan, Zorua, "You're about as useful as a cock flavoured Lollipop".

Incinerate and Bite. How it doesn't learn Bite naturally I will never know.
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Old 02-17-2012, 09:01 AM   #34
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Round 4: A Song of Bite and Fire

>Dodgeball

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Going on the offensive this round, Miracles bares her claws, swiping forth to Cut at her counterpart's face. ZJ grits her teeth, a yelp escaping her mouth as her foe attacks her snout, but fortunately for her both her eyes and any critical areas remain free of damage. The close range also allows her to exhale an Incinerate, hitting for a week blow, the wall of flame scorching Miracles' fur but not leaving any lasting burns. Shaking off the firestorm, the vulpine opens her mouth, belting out a Round that impacts on the nearby ZJ's ears for good damage, the Trollish one wincing at the noise. Elsie's representative then turns physical, lunging forth to Bite, chomping down on her foe's flank for a return shot, leaving the two in melee range as this round closes.

In a truely shocking turn of events, both combatants have sunk below the health midpoint by a slight ways, still neck-and-neck. Energy's pretty even too, ZJ a miniscule amount ahead, both a little over half. Close range.

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Old 02-27-2012, 12:30 PM   #35
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Cut and Round.

Can't we just agree to a coin toss?
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Old 03-25-2012, 03:20 PM   #36
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Dodge the cut. Use your accuracy boost to Bite its neck so it cant make noises at you.
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:14 AM   #37
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Round 5: Omnomnom

Both Zorua prepare for battle, shaking a layer of dust from their fur that has accumulated in the time since last round. Baring her claws once more, ZoruaJolteon lunges forward to Cut at her opponent, but Miracles jinks to the side, dodging the strike as ZJ stumbles forward, wrong-footed by the evasive action. whipping around, the vulpine inhales for her next move, but her counterpart lunges in for her own melee attack. Despite her boost having faded, Miracles is able to Bite down on her foe's neck, but doesn't quite close ZJ's windpipe, allowing a malformed, half-yelped Round to escape, dealing some weakened damage to her assailent.

ZJ took the greater damage, leaving Miracles slightly ahead as both head down from the midpoint. Energy use was about even, both now just into the second half. ZJ's Calm Mind is about gone.

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Old 03-26-2012, 09:45 AM   #38
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I just posted and now I gotta do it AGAIN? Gawd. So much work.

Ill post when not at a funeral.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:56 AM   #39
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Go for another Cut and then Aerial Ace!

Best attacks I've ever ordered in my life.
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This may be the worst battle ever and whoever was responsible for picking Zorua has a seriously twisted sense of humour.

Dodge the Cut, then Leer at it.
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:10 AM   #41
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Yeah basically.
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Old 04-15-2012, 05:31 PM   #42
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>This may be the worst battle ever and whoever was responsible for picking Zorua has a seriously twisted sense of humour.

Sorry. ;-;
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Old 04-16-2012, 10:29 AM   #43
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You used to be cool.
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Old 04-16-2012, 06:20 PM   #44
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Round 6: Hypocrisy

>Elsie complains yet again about matchup
>Orders no offensive attacks to try speeding it up


With last round having left our combatants in close quarters, Miracles raises a paw skyward before Cutting toward her foe. Given that she just got bitten on the neck, ZJ is unable to fully dodge the incoming attack, and gets clipped on the hindquarters for a light blow as she skips away from her adversary, spinning around to face her. Backing up, Miracles starts to surround herself in Flying energy again, but just as she starts trotting toward her foe ZJ gives her a vicious Leer. Kuno's little fox skids to a halt, her Aerial Ace attempt stopped cold by the intimidating move.

A slight drop in health for ZJ, with Miracles using some more energy but not much. Miracles' health lead is equally balanced by ZJ's energy advantage.

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Old 04-26-2012, 03:23 PM   #45
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Cut and er...Round.

Fml, QQ, bitchwhine etc. Can we start again with Litwick? At least it would be quicker.
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:21 PM   #46
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Oh shit it's my turn. Dodge and try to Bite it's neck again to silence the singing.
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Old 05-17-2012, 06:04 PM   #47
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Round 7: Losing the will to live

With Zorua only having so many attacks that are worth ordering, ZJ lashes out with a Cut again. Miracles attempts another dodge, but the close proximity combined with both sides starting to tire means that she still gets hit by most of the attack, yelping in pain as she spins away. ZJ follows up by inhaling before belting out another Round, which Miracles attempts to silence once more with a Bite, but with her accuracy boost having faded she doesn't managed to hit the trachea at all, though the chomping does startle ZJ enough to cut the sound short by a bit.

Miracles lost a bit more health, but is still a bit ahead as ZJ heads into the lower reaches of her health bar. Swap the two around and replace 'health' with 'energy' and you have the energy results except not quite as low.

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Old 05-28-2012, 09:52 AM   #48
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Cut and then Round because this isn't boring enough.
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Old 05-28-2012, 03:58 PM   #49
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Right, I'm pressing the only Go Faster button I have available to me. This should speed the end up, although not neccessarily in my direction.

ZoruaJolteon, it is time to storm the Dorf Fortress!

U-Turn, Round, U-Turn.

Energy efficiency be damned. It's three, for the formalities.

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Old 05-30-2012, 04:01 PM   #50
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Round 8: Misathropy sets in

The orders given seem livelier this round, and both Zorua seem ready to put this battle to rest once and for all. Miracles starts off, swiping her claws across her foe's body yet again, Cutting at her skin in an attempt to find a weak spot. No such luck comes though, and ZJ takes the normal amount of damage before coating herself in green energy. The vulpine charges her counterpart, ramming her for some damage before flipping away in a U-turn, landing a few feet away. Normally this would return her to her Pokéball, but with no backup available she's left facing down her adversary, and despite the super-effectiveness the strike isn't even energy-efficient. Wincing from the attack, Miracles responds with a yelping Round, but the soundwaves are blocked by a Round of ZoruaJolteon's own, leaving both just a bit lower on precious energy. To end the round, ZJ puts her first move on repeat, slamming with another U-turn into Miracles' body, flipping away to see her opponent falter... but with a depletion in her Bug pool, the opposing Dark-type still stands.

To paraphrase Bernard Black: "Oh God, you're STILL ALIVE."

ZJ's brushing critical in health and is deep into it in terms of energy, barely anything left, but still enough to win if she tries. No Bug energy or three-mover left there, and she's pretty shattered from that exertive round. Miracles is standing by a hair's breadth and is just into her critical energy reserves, again with enough to win. She's pretty tired too, but not as much as her opponent.

Please God end this. Won't somebody think of the children?

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