04-04-2007, 12:42 PM | #1 | |
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Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing (News)!
The very nature of this incident is ludicrous; the idea of it actually happening is stupefying.
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A hefty HAHA OH WOW at Louisiana for being so outrageously agraphobic that they would take an incident based on little more than hearsay to an extreme of arrests. Given the time-frame, as well as the overzealous effort to punish anyone involved in any manner possible, it's clear to me these people are just a tad sensitive to the unsociable and aren't afraid to show it. Hillarious. Funny beyond breaths (in all respects).
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04-04-2007, 01:49 PM | #2 |
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Re: Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing (News)!
Holy crap I didn't ever think 5th graders were that sexual active. :P
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04-04-2007, 03:04 PM | #3 |
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Re: Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing (News)!
They were when I was a 5th grader. Kids were already having sex as early as 4th grade, though that was considered a bit fast. Still, all serious boyfriends and girlfriends in the 5th grade kissed and fondled -- or so we always heard.
This does sound like a big hearsay trial. I mean, seriously. If these four kids were hated beyond all measure, it would be possible (in the state of Louisiana, given this news article) for all the other students to team up against them and make up a lie: "we saw them having sex in class!" That stated, I don't think they're lying. This sounds like it probably did happen and will go to court and the kids'll be found guilty. That stated, I am horrified that "obscene behavior" is a felony. That's fucking ludicrous. "I had sex with my wife in a public restroom on the spur of the moment because we felt like being naughty. We got caught, and now we're felons for life." Give me a fucking break. MISDEMEANOR if I ever heard one.
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04-04-2007, 03:31 PM | #4 |
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This post is a joke, if you take it seriously, don't.
[strike:70d29]This thread lacks photos. I can't even tell if those kids were hawt or anything. What am I gonna do now? Wack off to 9th graders? DAMN YOU![/strike:70d29]
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04-04-2007, 04:23 PM | #5 |
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Re: Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing (News)!
Huh, heard this story before. Well, a similar one.
Man, four of them? Uhh. I found out what happens under the covers only at sixth grade so... yeah, that's creepy for me. Uhhh, I'm in 9th grade. |
04-04-2007, 05:42 PM | #6 |
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For some odd reason, I do not find this unusual. I am actually kind of surprised that I have not heard about something like this earlier.
I don't think that the guy in charge of the class should of been punished though, because I wouldn't get in the middle of some horny bastards like that. They would eat my ****ing eyes out for getting in the way of their lust ;_;. I personally think of this as gross more than funny or strange. |
04-04-2007, 07:04 PM | #7 |
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This story is so funny and wrong on so many different levels.
o_O Poor kids, the trauma they must have gone through watching that.
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04-05-2007, 12:22 AM | #8 | |
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04-05-2007, 10:51 AM | #9 |
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Nah, I heard of another news story. It had the article along with it.
More than once actually. |
04-05-2007, 02:39 PM | #10 |
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That immediately made me think of the anime "Today in Class 5-2".
And it's true, kids are having sex all over the place these days. I heard a statistic that the majority of kids aren't virgins during junior high.
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04-05-2007, 06:10 PM | #11 |
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Geez... That's all I can say.
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04-06-2007, 03:31 PM | #12 |
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Giggity giggity goo.
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