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Old 07-08-2019, 05:37 AM   #4126
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There's a website that generates a Stand with name + power based on your username.

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「STAND MASTER」 Doppleganger
「STAND NAME」 Green Report
「ABILITY」 Carries disease
My ability is to literally do my job.

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Old 07-20-2019, 01:29 PM   #4127
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Kyoto Animation was a Japanese animation studio, known for popular anime such as Fire Force, Burning Passion, and Mongolian Chop Squad 2: Japanese Barbecue.
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Old 07-25-2019, 05:58 PM   #4128
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Walt Disney Corp. today announced a 25-year, $35B partnership with the United States government to rename the nation's capitol from Washington, DC to Washington, Marvel.
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Old 07-30-2019, 05:59 PM   #4129
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As the unchecked acute me-loid tumours continue to grow, swell with blood and erode all life out of society, Japan takes yet another step down into toward a future of utter depravity.

A new manga is being published with a title akin to, "I died and was reincarnated into a fantasy world, only to become the mother of the Demon King's 10 children!!"

And yes, she definitely gets impregnated 10+ times. Proof:



Bravo, Japan. I never thought we would ever meet like this!
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Old 07-30-2019, 06:22 PM   #4130
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Old 07-30-2019, 09:21 PM   #4131
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Her 16-year old breasts got sucked dry, so they had to find milk elsewhere.

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Old 08-02-2019, 07:20 PM   #4132
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OK Google, who is Ash Ketchum?

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Old 08-03-2019, 01:04 AM   #4133
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to be fair, Thanos' mentality with the Infinity Stones was certainly "gotta catch 'em all"
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Old 08-20-2019, 01:18 AM   #4134
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Hooooly mooooly.
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Old 10-09-2019, 05:02 PM   #4135
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GASPING FOR AIR, oh gosh.
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:58 PM   #4136
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Second arson attack on Kyoto Animation in 6 months kills 55

Yomiuri Shimbun reports that a brutal arson attack has been made on the headquarters of Kyoto Animation, killing 55 and wounding over 100 staff members.

It is the second brutal attack in half a year, with an earlier attack occurring this past June.

Japanese authorities have detained a suspect who was seen fleeing from the site of the attack.

The suspect, dressed in a Pikachu t-shirt and wearing a stylized baseball cap, was quoted to be an enraged Pokemon Sword & Shield fan.

"The fan was responding to incendiary comments posted on Japanese messageboards," says one police official.

"He appears to have misunderstood threats to "Go Kyoani Masuda and Ohmori!" as a call to burn the already destroyed Kyoto Animation building a second time."
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Old 11-08-2019, 08:01 PM   #4137
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Do you have a link? I've not found anything about such an incident.
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Old 11-08-2019, 09:02 PM   #4138
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The link is in my brain. I made it up.

I feel conflicted now. One person didn't get the joke. The other thought it was real.
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:13 AM   #4139
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I figured it was fake, but I don't see how it's a joke. Yeah S&S, whatever. But making up news about 55 people dying in a fire isn't funny.
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Old 11-09-2019, 12:47 AM   #4140
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I should have used 400 Pokemon died in the fire instead.
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:29 AM   #4141
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Or maybe just don't joke about arson and mass murder perhaps?
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Old 11-09-2019, 01:09 PM   #4142
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No joke is off limits in the Going To Hell Thread. That was the original intention of the thread before it evolved into a general "post interesting stuff" thread.

With that being said, I was the person he's referring to who didn't get the joke when he ran it by me on Line. I told him that the punchline was too complicated with too little payoff.

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Old 11-10-2019, 01:07 PM   #4143
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Joking about Hurricane Katrina is one thing because it was a big story about human incompetence. Fabricating a false story about people dying in a tragic fire is different. If Doppel went with 400 Pokemon dying in the fire, I probably woulda chuckled.
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Old 12-22-2019, 12:21 PM   #4144
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downloaded that to my computer There are many things which are technically impressive about this performance. "It's not going to be an entirely dramatic film.
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Old 01-15-2020, 12:11 AM   #4145
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I feel so bad for you Loki.

Your life savings spent, only for your chocolate koalas to melt in the Outback fires.
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Old 01-18-2020, 10:22 PM   #4146
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It seems the leader of ISIS has been captured in Iraq.



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He put the fat in fatwa.

A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been captured by Iraqi forces — who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn’t fit in a police car.

The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.

The jumbo jihadist was known for “provocative speeches against the security forces” and is considered one of the top leaders of “ISIS gangs,” Iraqi security officials said in a statement.

Bari issued religious decrees — or fatwas — ordering the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS when the terror group occupied the city, the statement said.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, also shared images of the heavyweight’s arrest.

“He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick up truck,” he wrote on Facebook.

Macer Gifford, a British citizen who fought with a US-backed Kurdish militia in Syria, applauded the arrest and compared Bari to the slug-like gang lord of the Star Wars universe who lived on the desert planet Tatooine.

Referring to Bari’s heft, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”
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Old 01-26-2020, 08:56 PM   #4147
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Notorious ball hog Kobe Bryant finally passed.
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Old 02-27-2020, 10:51 AM   #4148
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Survey finds Millennials favor organic oil for their cars

A survey published by the National Institute for Demographic Trends has revealed that Millennials aren't just buying organic for themselves, but for their cars, too.
The study, which was conducted over a 3 year period from 2016-2019, showed that 90% of Millennials preferred organic oil to motor oil as lubrication for their cars.
"Organic is synonymous healthy, so its healthier for my car, and it's good for the environment. It's win/win" says Paul, a 25 year old e-trader from Minneapolis, Mn. "I'd never dream of using anything that wasn't organic" said a 21 year old woman familiar with Elmer's Products Inc.
A spokesman for ExxonMobil had this to say in response: "Assuming the survey methodology wasn't flawed or manipulative, I'm surprised at the results. Cars can't operate using oil certified organic for eating.
If those Millennials believe in organic, there's no more organic a mode of transportation than walking."
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Old 02-29-2020, 08:47 PM   #4149
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In a 2018 interview with GQ, Azaria commented on replacing Collins as Moe, saying that he did not find out until years later that he had replaced another actor. Azaria said that when he asked why he had replaced Collins, he was told by Matt Groening, "He (Collins) was great... He was just a dick. His voice was great, he was just kind of jerky to everyone." Azaria continued, "Think about how awful—that guy could have been on The Simpsons his whole life. Lesson to you kids: Always be nice!
Christopher Collins died in 1994, 3 years after being replaced as Moe.
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Old 03-10-2020, 03:38 PM   #4150
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"I wanted to kind of make this like, 'Yeah, this is what Batman would be in the real world.' But I had forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans that smelling, not having a girlfriend—these are actually kind of heroic. So actually, sort of, Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I meant him to be a bad example, but I have people come up to me in the street saying, 'I am Rorschach! That is my story!' And I'll be thinking, 'Yeah, great, can you just keep away from me and never come anywhere near me again for as long as I live?'"

—Alan Moore, original Watchmen creator on Rorschach's reception
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"I love Rorschach. I loved him as a 13-year-old, and I still love him. When you see the tears streaming down his face when his mask is pulled off, one of the cops is saying, “This little runt is wearing lifts.” It just breaks my heart every time. I have such empathy and compassion for this guy who’s losing. The world is sickening, and there’s nothing that he can do to stop it."

—Damon Lindelof, Watchmen television show creator on the appeal of Rorschach.
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