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GIRLS FAILING TO USE BINOCULARS
THEY SEE SEINNE AND ARIE PARASAILING FUN, I GUESS, EXCEPT WE'RE SEEING IT FROM A DISTANCE SO WE HAVE NO REAL IDEA OF HOW FUN IT IS ...AND THE CLOSE-UP IS UNDERWHELMING ARIE IS APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF DUTCH PRINCE OR SOMETHING IDK HE TALKS ABOUT HIS BROTHER'S MARRIAGE AND HIS VERY DUTCH FAMILY ARIE IS LIKE "I PICKED YOU CUZ UR SMART AND WORLDLY AND U KISS GOOD" GOD ARIE STOP PLEASE OH SHIT MAQUEL'S GRANDPA PASSED AWAY HOPEFULLY THEY DON'T JUST KICK HER OUT THEY'VE DONE THAT BEFORE |
01-25-2018, 06:53 PM | #352 |
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WELL STRAIGHT INTO THE DATE CARD
Spoiler: show THAT MAKES BEKAH OUR OTHER ONE-ON-ONE KRYSTAL THROWS SHADE AT HER IN THE TALKING HEAD SEGMENT SEINNE AND ARIE HAVE DINNER... AT THE HARD ROCK CAFE WOW YEAH SUPER ROMANTIC THEY HAVE A VERY ONE-SIDED CONVERSATION ABOUT LOVE WHERE SEINNE IS VULNERABLE AND ARIE IS THE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED TEN-YEAR-OLD THAT HE IS SEINNE HAS LEGITIMATE WORRIES ABOUT BEING A BLACK WOMAN IN AMERICA WHERE SHE IS CONCERNED THAT SHE DOESN'T FIT THE FAIRY TALE NARRATIVE ARIE DEFLECTS AWKWARDLY WITH COMPLIMENTS ...AND THEN BRINGS IT BACK WHEN HE GIVES HER THE ROSE IT'S UM, AN ATTEMPT BUT THIS IS ABOUT AS WOKE AS I CAN EXPECT ABC TO BE SO AND LOOK IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BAND THAT THEY TOTALLY KNOW UP NEXT: CAMPING DATES AND KRYSTAL BEING HORRIBLE |
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LET'S GO HIKINGGGGG
KRYSTAL CONTINUES TO TOOT HER OWN HORN REPEATEDLY ARIE MENTIONS MAQUEL BUT DANCES AROUND THE QUESTION OF IF SHE'S COMING BACK OOOOH THEIR GUIDE IS A SEXY EX-GREEN BERET SILVER FOX HE AND HIS WIFE ARE SURVIVALISTS WHICH IS NEAT WELL THEY'RE MAKING THEM PEE IN A BOTTLE AND DRINK IT HAHA IT WAS JUST A PRANK YOU GOT PRANKED NEXT: EATING WORMS MOST GIRLS RECOIL, AT LEAST THREE ARE LIKE WHOOOOOO KRYSTAL IS INSECURE AND IS CALLING THE OTHER GIRLS DESPERATE TO RATIONALIZE IT IT'S SNOWING LIKE CRAZY THIS IS PRETTY NEAT AND OF COURSE ARIE GOES AND MAKES OUT WITH A GIRL AND KRYSTAL FREAKS OUT JESUS OKAY TIME TO ACTUALLY HIKE TO A "SPECIAL LOCATION" THEY SPLIT INTO TEAMS AND ARIE IS ON ONE OF THEM, OF CORUSE WITH FUCKING KRYSTAL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE ACTUAL DISASTERS THE SECRET PLACE IS A HOT SPRING NOICE HAHAHA SOME GIRLS FLING SHIT RIGHT AT KRYSTAL IN FRONT OF ARIE BITCH YOU DESERVE IT KRYSTAL IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CORE PREMISE OF THE SHOW HONEY |
01-25-2018, 07:18 PM | #354 |
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KRYSTAL HONEY YOU KEEP SAYING YOU HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH ARIE BUT YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLS
SHE'S NOT SURE WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO BUT WHATEVER IT IS IS GONNA BE PERFECT THE LAST LAUREN STANDING ASKS HIM SOME HARD HITTING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT HE WANTS IN A WOMAN HE SAYS HE WANTS AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE A GROSS OLD PERSON QUIRKY GIRL TALKS ABOUT HER STUFFED DUCK KRYSTAL STARTS TALKING TO THE OTHER GIRLS ABOUT ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE MAKING SO MUCH FUN OF HER AND THROWING MASSIVE SHADE EVERYONE'S IMITATING HER FAKEASS MARILYN MONROE BREATHY ACCENT SHE GOES AND SOBS TO ARIE ARIE ENABLES HER, OF COURSE KRYSTAL PLAYS THE VICTIM CARD NOW SHE GOES BACK INTO THE ROOM AND EVERYONE IGNORES HER SHE CLAIMS THE OTHER GIRLS ARE INSECURE AND IMMATURE LMAO AND THEN SHE PULLS TIA AND CAROLINE ASIDE WHO MADE FUN OF HER EARLIER GIRL |
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KRYSTAL TAKES WHAT WAS QUITE CLEARLY JUST A JOKE REALLY PERSONALLY
OH MY GOD SHE IS LIKE "IT WAS AN ATTACK" TIA TURNS IT AROUND AND IS LIKE "THIS IS HOW WE FEEL WITH YOU HONEY" AND THEN SHE TURNS IT AROUND AND MAKES HERSELF THE VICTIM TIA CALLS HER OUT ON IT AND SHE DENIESSSSSS TIA ASKS HER IF SHE TATTLED AND SHE MORE OR LESS ADMITS IT LMAO AND CALLS HER OUT ON HER BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR BEING TERRIBLE TO EVERYONE WHEN SHE FEELS THREATENED AND THEN SHE JUST MOVES THE GOALPOSTS SO FAR THAT TIA JUST FUCKING LEAVES TIA SUBTLY TATTLES AND CHARACTERIZES IT AS WANTING TO TALK TO ARIE MORE GOOD FOR YOU GIRL OKAY NOW KRYSTAL LECTURES EVERYONE ABOUT HOW HARD THIS IS AND TELLS THE CAMERA HOW VULNERABLE SHE IS CAROLINE CLAIMS THAT IF KRYSTAL GETS THE ROSE TIA WILL SPEED-BAG HER FACE LOL GOOD FOR YOU ARIE GIVE TIA THE ROSE KRYSTAL IS IMMEDIATELY JEALOUS GOD HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING CONCEITED AND ENTITLED |
01-25-2018, 07:33 PM | #356 |
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TIME FOR BEKAH'S DATE
KRYSTAL TALKS ABOUT HERSELF SOME MORE KRYSTAL SAYS SHE 'COMES OFF AS FLAWLESS' BEKAH AND ARIE ARE GOING HORSEBACK RIDING (NGL BEKAH DOES SEEM KIND OF LIKE A HORSE GIRL) EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT BEKAH'S AGE, WHICH FEELS LIKE LARGELY A NON-ISSUE BUT THE SHOW REALLY WANTS TO MAKE IT SEEM TO BE THAT THEY MAKE OUT IN A HOT TUB OH HEY ARIE HAS THE SAME ROD IN HIS SHOULDER THAT MY FRIEND HAS THEY TALK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE MEH COMMERCIAL |
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GOD EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT BEKAH'S AGE
MOM COMPARES TELLING HIM ABOUT HER AGE WITH TELLING HIM ABOUT HER BEING A MOTHER BEKAH DOES REALLY ROCK THE FAUX FURS THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL ROMANTIC DINNER IN A CABIN BY THEMSELVES NOT IN THE HARD ROCK CAFE GOD HE SAYS YOU KNOW A LOT I AM 99% SURE THAT ARIE ALREADY KNOWS HOW OLD SHE IS BECAUSE HE IS QUIZZING HER ABOUT BEING READY TO COMMIT SHE TELLS HIM HER AGE (22) AND HE SEEMS KIND OF SHOCKED HIS LITTLE WHEELS ARE SPINNIN AND SMOKE IS COMIN OUT OF HIS EARS CLIFFHANGER I GUESS OH WELL |
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ITS GENUINELY HARD TO READ HOW ARIE'S FEELING ABOUT THIS
HER WHOLE FAMILY GOT MARRIED AROUND HER AGE SO THAT'S UM, SOMETHING WOW THIS IS LIKE, AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION AND NOT A REALITY SHOW BIT OKAY AFTER ALL OF THIS HE'S LIKE "I DON'T WANT TO GET HEARTBROKEN" AND SHES LIKE "WOULDN'T IT ALL BE WORTH IT" AND HE'S LIKE "NO I NEED A WIFE" WOW NO WRONG ANSWER HE PICKS UP THE ROSE AND VOMITS HIS INSECURITIES ALL OVER IT BUT GIVES HER THE ROSE ANYWAY ARIE IS ABOUT AS SHARP AS DILDO BUT AT LEAST BEKAH MAKES HIM A BIT MORE TOLERABLE |
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OKAY THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN TOLERABLE SO FAR BUT I AM SURE THE WORST PART IS YET TO COME
KRYSTAL IS NOT FEELING CONFIDENT BECAUSE HER CHARACTER WAS ATTACKED MAYBE DON'T HAVE SUCH A SHITTY CHARACTER THEN???? SHE LECTURES EVERYONE AGAIN FOR WHATEVER REASON ONE OF THE GIRLS IS LIKE 'SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHES READING FROM A BOOK' CHRIS HARRISON IS HERE FOR SOME REASON UGH FUCK NO COCKTAIL PARTY TONIGHT THESE ARE THE WORST WELL HERE WE GO I GUESS LMAO KRYSTAL IS PANICKING ARIE PARROTS THE EXACT REASON CHRIS HARRISON GAVE FOR CANCELLING THE COCKTAIL PARTY, TO CHRIS HARRISON THE ROSE CEREMONY, I GUESS Spoiler: show |
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01-25-2018, 08:05 PM | #361 |
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UGH MEGAFUCK THIS
SEND HER HOME SEND HER HOME OKAY NOW BACK TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING ROSE CEREMONY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE ACTUAL FUCKING ROSE CEREMONY Spoiler: show FUCK THE PRODUCERS OH MY GOD GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH NEXT WEEK: FLORIDA I GUESS CREDIT SCENE: MARIKH ACCUSES ANOTHER GIRL OF UM "GLAM-SHAMING" HONEY SHE IS TAKING SO MUCH OFFENSE TO THIS JESUS |
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DO YOU EVER JUST WATCH A SHOW AND SAY "THIS IS WHY I HATE MYSELF"
THAT'S THIS SHOW FOR ME LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE? |
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LOL THE HULU PEOPLE CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS SHOW
THEIR DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE IS THAT THE WOMEN ARE SPLIT INTO TEAMS FOR COMPETITIVE BOWLING TONIGHT: ...FT LAUDERDALE ...EXOTIC, I GUESS? LOL KRYSTAL HAS LIKE THREE BREAKDOWNS AND IS CONFRONTED BY LITERALLY EVERYONE THIS IS GREAT AND CALLS THE BACHELOR A LIAR LMAO THIS MAY VERY WELL BE THE REDEMPTION WE SEEK FRIENDS BUCKLE UP THEY AT LEAST PUT THE WOMEN IN A SUITE IN THE W BUT THIS CITY IS NOT THAT INTERESTING IT'S JUST LIKE MIAMI BUT MORE BORING GOD ARIE BORES ME IMMENSELY HE COMES AND PICKS CHELSEA (THE MOM) UP IMMEDATELY HE SEEMS TO LIKE TO DO THAT FOR SOME REASON OH AND LOOK A LITTLE BIT OF SELF-AWARENESS THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT BEING A MOM EVERY 10 SECONDS THEY BOTH HAVE GROSS WRIST TATS THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER THE LAST LAUREN STANDING IS JEALOUS ABOUT NOT GETTING THE 1-ON-1 MAQUEL IS BACK I STILL DON'T LIKE HER THAT MUCH BUT SHE'S TOLERABLE I GUESS CHELSEA AND ARIE HAVE A BORINGASS BOAT RIDE WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS GOD I MIGHT AS WELL JUST CATCH UP ON MY SLEEP THIS IS SO BORING LMAO THIS GIRL IS TRYING TO USE THE TELESCOPE AND IS USING THE SIGHT AND NOW THEYRE SPYING ON THEM MAKING OUT ON A JET SKI AND FEELING ALL JEALOUS ABOUT IT |
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THE BEACH EPISODES ARE GENUINELY THE MOST BORING ONES BECAUSE THEY LIKE, DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT NOVEL OR INTERESTING, JUST BOATS AND SWIMMING
AND... BOWLING APPARENTLY NOTHING SCREAMS FLORIDA LIKE BOWLING, I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D WANT A HELICOPTER RIDE ARIE AND CHELSEA HAVE DINNER IN A CLASSIC CAR GARAGE THEY TALK ABOUT THE PARTS OF THE DATE THE PRODUCERS EDITED OUT BECAUSE THEY WERE BORING OH MY GOD ARIE BRINGS UP HOW SHE'S "MYSTERIOUS" JESUS POOR GIRL GOT PREGNANT FROM HER SUGAR DADDY AND THEN HE DUMPED HER WHEN HER KID WAS SIX MONTHS OH MAN AND THEN HE DUMPED HER AND GOT MARRIED AND HAD A KID HONEY YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS SHOW YOU NEED TO FIND LIKE, A RESPONSIBLE ADULT INSTEAD OF THIS BORINGASS MANCHILD SHOCKINGLY UNBORING DATE DINNER OH MY GOD AUDIO ENGINEERS DO YOUR JOB TIA IS LIKE IN A FUCKING ECHO CHAMBER DATE CARD BTW Spoiler: show SO IT'S TIA ON THE 1-ON-1 DESPITE BEING LARGELY A CLONE OF WHAT'S HER FACE SHE'S KIND OF LIKE, NORMAL I GUESS ALSO THE MOM CONTESTANT GETS THE ROSE HERE'S ANOTHER BAND YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW |
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TIME 4 BOWLING I GUESS
OH MY GOD EW GOD GROSS ARIE LICKS A BOWLING BALL ...AND THEN DOESN'T THROW THE ONE HE LICKED LMAO LIKE CMON GUYS YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU HAVE MONEY WHY ARE YOU SKIMPING ON THIS SHIT PITCHER BEER AND CHEAPASS BOWLING (WHERE THEY DIDN'T EVEN RENT THE WHOLE SPACE BTW - THERE ARE OLD PEOPLE LOITERING IN THE BACKGROUND) KRYSTAL IS LIKE STRIPPER POLE DANCING ALL OVER THE BALL RETURN KRYSTAL BLAMES ARIE FOR HER HORRIBLE BEHAVIOR ON THE LAST DATE OH MY GOD THEY'RE DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE THEY MAKE TEAMS AND THE LOSERS DON'T GO TO THE PARTY AFTER I ALREADY HATE THE BLUE TEAM IT HAS KRYSTAL ON IT SO KRYSTAL PRAYS THAT HER DOGS WILL BLESS THEM OF COURSE JENNA IS LIKE, AN ACTUAL BOWLER SADLY THE PINK TEAM SUCKS OSTRICH EGGS THEY LOSE, KRYSTAL IS BEING AN OBNOXIOUS ASS ABOUT IT I WANT KRYSTAL TO LEAVE NOT ONLY BECAUSE SHE IS HORRIBLE BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE IS TURNING INTO THE SOLE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION LMAO ARIE GOES BACK ON THE LOSING TEAM GOING BACK KRYSTAL HAS A FUCKING FIT |
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WOW THEY'RE SHOWING THE GIRLS CHANGING BECAUSE KRYSTAL APPARENTLY HAD A FUCKING FREAKOUT ON THE BUS BACK TO THE HOTEL
SHE CALLED ARIE A LIAR LMAO SHE'S BITCHING... TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE I GUESS? AND SHE COMES OUT IN A ROBE UH EWKAY THEY'RE GOING FULL SHAKEYCAM TO SHOW HOW BONKERS KRYSTAL IS LMAO SHE PACKED HER STUFF TOO OKAY LEAVE THEN HONEY PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT UP CALLING HER ASS OUT IT'S AWKWARD AND ONE OF THE GIRLS IS LIKE "I THINK WE SHOULD GOOOO" BEKAH IS HARD SAVAGE IN THE TALKING HEAD EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT FUCKING KRYSTAL AND THEN ARIE SHOWS UP AND IT'S MEGA AWK ARIE IS SUPER CONFUSED ABOUT KRYSTAL BEING NOT HERE OOF THE GIRLS JUST ALL COLLECTIVELY TELL ON HER (NOTE: THIS IS THE RIGHT CHOICE IN THIS SITUATION) HE GOES TO TALK TO KRYSTAL MAQUEL IS LIKE "I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK AND THIS SHIT IS STILL GOING ON SMH" BEKAH CALLS IT AS IT IS SAYING THAT KRYSTAL IS PANICKING BECAUSE SHE SO TOTALLY IS |
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HERE WE GO TIME FOR THE GOOD SHIT
AWWW YISSSS ALL THE GIRLS ARE SPECULATING WILDLY ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING THE TWO GIRLS ON THE ONE-ON-ONES AWKWARDLY POINT HIM TO HER ROOM THEY HAVE AN AWKWARD SILENT HUG OH MY GOD THIS TURNS INTO A FULL-ON CONFRONTATION ARIE IS LIKE IT'S ONLY GAME WHY YOU HEV TO BE MAD ARIE BASICALLY JUST SLAPS HER ON THE WRIST AND DOESN'T SEND HER HOME THOUGH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYWAY BACK TO THE LADIES, COMPLAINING ABOUT KRYSTAL GETTING EXTRA TIME KENDALL HAS AN INCONSEQUENTIAL CONVERSATION WITH ARIE BEKAH AND ARIE HAVE A REALISTIC CONVERSATION ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT IS MEANINGFUL AND SIGNIFICANT LET'S PLAY SPOT THE DIFFERENCE I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING TO WIN BECAUSE HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUNG SHE IS BUT I HOPE SHE'S AT LEAST TOP 4 EVERYONE STILL TALKS ABOUT FUCKIN KRYSTAL EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT THRE HE TAKES THE OTHER BECCA TO HIS ROOM WHICH IS WEIRD OH FUCK ME KRYSTAL IS PUTTING ON MAKEUP NO BITCH YOU DON'T GET TO DO THIS LMAO BEKAH IS MAKING FUN OF KRYSTAL'S SHITTY PRAYERS AS KRYSTAL WALKS UP (THIS IS CLEARLY EDITED TO BE THE CASE BUT STILL) BEKAH GIVES HER THE EVIL EYE AS SHE WALKS BY |
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KRYSTAL ASKS IF SHE CAN SIT AND IS MET WITH COMPLETE SILENCE
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW HURT SHE WAS SHE GETS FULL ON CALLED OUT KRYSTAL LIES HER ASS OFF BEKAH IS LITERALLY FROZEN IN PLACE SHE'S ASKED A LEGITIMATE QUESTION AND SAYS "I'M GONNA BE ATTACKED IF I RESPOND" LMAO THE LAST LAUREN STANDING LITERALLY JUST WALKS AWAY OH BOY HERE COMES BEKAH WITH THE TEARDOWN BEKAH TRIES TO CALL HER OUT AND SHE INSTANTLY BACKPEDALS ON WHAT SHE SAID BEFORE LIKE, ZERO HESITATON SHE JUST GIVES LIKE TEN NON-ANSWERS AND THEN LEAVES LAST LAUREN STANDING IS TORMENTED BY KRYSTAL BEING HORRIBLE AND PLAYS 21 QUESTIONS WITH ARIE TO COPE IT DEVOLVES INTO GENERIC CONVERSATIONS ABOUT GENERIC FEARS ABOUT THIS SHOW I HAVENT BEEN MENTIONING IT BECAUSE IT FEELS PRETTY INCONSEQUENTIAL AT THIS POINT BUT OH GOD ARIE IS SUCH A KISSING SLUT HE MAKES OUT WITH EVERYONE AT EVERY CHANCE AND IT'S JUST LIKE, SAVE IT MAN ROSE TIME, I GUESS HE CALLS OUT TWO GIRLS AND THEN GIVES THE ROSE TO THE LAST LAUREN STANDING, FOR SOME REASON BECCA IS SUFFERING FROM FIRST DATE SYNDROME ANOTHER DRAMATIC SHOT OF KRYSTAL |
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OF COURSE THEY TAKE THE REDNECK ON AN EVERGLADES DATE
YEEHAW I GUESS THEY GO RIGHT UP TO A HISSING GATOR AND STICK A CAMERA IN ITS FACE 100% SAFE Y'ALL THEY GO TO A LITERAL SWAMP SHACK DO Y'ALL KNOW WHAT WHITE WASHIN IS DOWN IN FLORIDA THEY'RE EATIN DEEP FRIED CORN AND FROG LEGS AND CAT FISH TIA IS BASICALLY JUST A REGULAR REDNECK WHO LIVES IN UH, THE CITY (IS LITTLE ROCK A CITY?) THE REST OF THIS IS BORING, NEXT PLEASE |
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THEIR DATE IS IN A, AND I QUOTE, "OLD NAUTICAL ANTIQUE PLACE"
I THINK THAT WE'RE SADLY JUST GOING TO GET THEM TALKING ABOUT BORING SHIT SO THIS WILL PROBABLY BE A SHORT SECTION SHE HAS A DEGREE IN PHYSIO AND IS LIKE "IM A DOCTOR I HAVE A PHD" DEAR THE CONVERSATION GETS REALLY DARK AND RELIGIOUS ARIE IS APPARENTLY LIKE, ARELIGIOUS OR SOMETHING THIS IS HANDLED ALMOST KINDA GRACEFUL OH BOY TIA IS A FIXER HONEY JUST DON'T SHE SAYS SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM OH HONEY IT'S WAY TOO EARLY FOR THAT TOP SIX ONLY HE GIVES HER THE ROSE ANYWAY THOUGH WELL NEXT UP KRYSTAL IS A MASSIVE BITCH TO EVERYONE |
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FIRST WORD: KRYSTAL
KRYSTAL WAS HIDING IN HER ROOM, CLAIMS SHE WAS "INVESTING IN HERSELF" AWKWARD SILENCE AFTER KRYSTAL TALKS UNTIL ARIE COMES IN OH GOD ANOTHER QUESTION GAME AND IT'S QUIRKY GIRL HER QUESTIONS ARE SUPER INTENSE THOUGH SHE ASKS ABOUT CANNIBALISM OFF THE BAT ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KRYSTAL WHILE SHE LITERALLY LURKS OUTSIDE OH BOY HERE SHE COMES ON THE WARPATH SHE WANTS TO TALK (READ: LECTURE) SHE IS LIKE "TALK WITH ME ONE ON ONE" KENDALL TAKES HER UP ON IT KENDALL TRIES TO RATIONALIZE WITH HER AND KRYSTAL CUTS HER OFF TO PAINT HERSELF THE VICTIM TIA SAYS "I'M TIRED OF HER SAYING 'I'M HURT'" KRYSTAL PROCEEDS TO SAY "I'M HURT" THRICE IN A ROW ...AND STARTS TO ATTACK KENDALL WHO IS LITERALLY ONLY TRYING TO BE DIPLOMATIC TIA SHOWS UP KRYSTAL JUST CONTINUES TO MOVE THE GOALPOSTS WOAH BEKAH STRAIGHT UP ASKS HER WHY SHE'S STILL HERE FIVE DRAMATIC STINGS COMMERCIAL BREAK |
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OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S A MAN HERE I NEARLY FORGOT
CHRIST THIS WOMAN SHE IS SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL I JUST CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS BEKAH IS LIKE "DO YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE TALKED ENTIRELY ABOUT YOURSELF AND NOT TAKEN RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE PAIN YOU CAUSED OTHERS" AND SHE JUST IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "WAAAAAA WAAAAA THIS IS ABOUT ME FEELING HURT FEEL BAD FOR ME WAAAA WAAA" I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS THIS GIRL IS BEKAH LITERALLY JUST GETS SO FED UP THAT SHE WALKS OFF I FEEL YOU SO HARD GIRL AND THEN SHE SAYS ALL THE GIRLS DON'T "OPERATE AT HER LEVEL" HOBOY ARIE IS TALKING TO HER NOW SHE JUST BABBLES AT HIM ARIE SAYS SHE KNOWS HIM MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE UGH NO NO ARIE DON'T COACH HER SEND HER ASS HOME SHE SAYS HER RESPONSE WAS "OUT OF CHARACTER" WHICH I GUESS IS HER LIKE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY AND THEN SHE BLAMES HER CHILDHOOD BECAUSE SHE GREW UP IN A BOWLING ALLEY THIS IS LIKE, NEXT LEVEL BUMPER CAR TRAUMA HERE CUE THE SHITTY FLASHBACKS HONEY IF THINKING ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD CAUSES YOU TO SHOUT AT PEOPLE YOU NEED TO REASSESS YOUR LIFE SHE MAKES SOME EXCUSE ABOUT HER MOM DATING A BUNCH OF GUYS IDK SHE CLAIMS TO TRUST HIM ARIE IS THANKFULLY NOT BUYING HER SHIT (I HOPE AT LEAST) SHE'S LIKE "AWW THIS IS OUR FIRST FIGHT" HE'S LIKE "THIS COULD BE OUR LAST FIGHT" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS VERY STONE FACED KRYSTAL BARELY SITS DOWN BEFORE CHRIS HARRISON SHOWS FOR THE ROSE CEREMONY UGH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY SEND THIS GIRL HOME |
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OH GOOD GETTIN RIGHT INTO IT
...AFTER A BRIEF INTERVIEW ABOUT KRYSTAL JESUS SEND HER HOME I AM SO SICK OF HER OH MY GOD KRYSTAL IS LIKE "I SHOWED HIM SO MANY SIDES OF MYSELF, FUN, PASSIONATE, SAD, EMOTIONAL, EXCITED, FUTURISTIC, SO MANY SHADES OF WHO I AM" BITCH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE JANE FUCKIN JETSON OR SOMETHIN GOD I AM SO SICK OF HER THE ROSE CEREMONY Spoiler: show |
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