The Secret Time Out Files Part 1: The Slowpoke years

[Missingno. Master]

Oh, believe me, Aster is in good hands. *hugs Aster*

: Mareanie~ ^_^ *hugs me back*

And on top of that, I got me the exact Z-Crystal I had my heart set on, too! Now all I need is a Z-Ring.

(nicknames; Aster=Shiny Mareanie)

[Nerd Violence]

/shows up fifteen minutes late to Lit's party with birds

[kawaiiconcept]

oh crap
lits party
frick
i forgot

[lilboocorsola]

*meant to post but ended up reading old UPN DR stuff instead*

Man that was fun. Sorry I ended up dropping off. ^^;

[Ex-Admiral Insane]

Originally Posted by Brave Saix

I'm a little nervous to say anything, but has anyone seen Ex? I'm kinda worried my reply got buried in the Easter Zone.

Last I heard he was building some kind of doomsday weapon. He said he'd be back by the start of the next week.
And don't you worry about your zone updates - they're coming.

[Schala]

Been trying to finish something completely unrelated to Fizzy Bubbles for tomorrow. Instead I just spent an hour writing something for a character I haven't officially introduced yet, involving a Pokemon I don't have yet.

I'd lay the blame at the feet of the NieR: Automata OST that I'm listening to, but the first thing I wrote about said character was when I was trying to write something for my current character, and it also contained a Pokemon I didn't own at the time. So apparently this muse is motivated when I'm trying to write other things, and likes to write things that I can't actually post. I think it might just be an embodiment of my honed procrastination skills, honestly. orz

[neverthrive]

@Whimsy Yo, man, I heard you gon fire back. Where's your bars at, son? You slackin. Turned my shit into a hot 16 and all I'm seeing from you is a fat 0.

man, why you gotta be pickin' on Tate's Vaporeon
with stats so stacked, more solid than the floor you're on
you're just jelly, like a jar of preserves up on
a shelf, betta check yourself, 'cause ya bore me, son
seen dudes like you more than I seen hunger force reruns
so you'd best make amends with my friend before you're gone
and hell yes that's a threat, but from you I foresee none
throwing barbs, doing harm, I'm edgier than a fucking Porygon
do like a real ninja do and destroy you with swords and bombs
smoke you a dozen times over like a collection of assorted bongs
it's a rap battle, so obligatory line 'bout how I porked your mom
just playin', got 151 problems but that whore ain't one
coming at me like you know what's up but I checked your sources on
the matter, and it only got sadder because of course you're wrong
this rhyme scheme's getting thinner than a meth head with a corset on
so I'mma end this shit here and declare that the tortoise won

(disclaimer: I have no real quarrel with Whimsy, he seems like a cool dude, I'm sure his mother is a very nice lady)

[Nerd Violence]

Whimsy ain't even the one who talked smack, it was Raves, lol.

[neverthrive]

He called for this rap battle

[Raves]

[kawaiiconcept]

<really confused
<still wants dancy birb

[Naru]

Fight fight fight

[Sparkbeat]

Originally Posted by lilbluecorsola

*meant to post but ended up reading old UPN DR stuff instead*

Man that was fun. Sorry I ended up dropping off. ^^;

Reading this through UPNR1 and what we got through of UPNR2 is honestly my favorite thing to read on UPN. Everything was just so good from the dynamics to the memes to just everything Jeri did to make it happen. I doubt he has time for it anymore and I don't know if anyone can do it like he did, but I'd give my heart and soul for another shot at UPNR.

we should make it required reading for all new UPNers.

[Ironthunder]

Oh that reminds me I still need to close off the white market shenanigans

[lilboocorsola]

Originally Posted by Sparkbeat

Reading this through UPNR1 and what we got through of UPNR2 is honestly my favorite thing to read on UPN. Everything was just so good from the dynamics to the memes to just everything Jeri did to make it happen. I doubt he has time for it anymore and I don't know if anyone can do it like he did, but I'd give my heart and soul for another shot at UPNR.

we should make it required reading for all new UPNers.

I forgot how hard I shipped the Martin x Aoi pairing lol. (And how much shipping drama there was in general. XD)

Also the fact I kept hinting at the fact I was SHSL Luck by incorporating "lucky" into my posts. XP Surprised no one picked up on it, seems to stand out pretty obviously in hindsight.

The memes were the best though. Granola bars ftw. <3 And Shinji as SHSL Manwhore. *shot*

[Whimsy]

Originally Posted by neverthrive

@Whimsy Yo, man, I heard you gon fire back. Where's your bars at, son? You slackin. Turned my shit into a hot 16 and all I'm seeing from you is a fat 0.

man, why you gotta be pickin' on Tate's Vaporeon
with stats so stacked, more solid than the floor you're on
you're just jelly, like a jar of preserves up on
a shelf, betta check yourself, 'cause ya bore me, son
seen dudes like you more than I seen hunger force reruns
so you'd best make amends with my friend before you're gone
and hell yes that's a threat, but from you I foresee none
throwing barbs, doing harm, I'm edgier than a fucking Porygon
do like a real ninja do and destroy you with swords and bombs
smoke you a dozen times over like a collection of assorted bongs
it's a rap battle, so obligatory line 'bout how I porked your mom
just playin', got 151 problems but that whore ain't one
coming at me like you know what's up but I checked your sources on
the matter, and it only got sadder because of course you're wrong
this rhyme scheme's getting thinner than a meth head with a corset on
so I'mma end this shit here and declare that the tortoise won

(disclaimer: I have no real quarrel with Whimsy, he seems like a cool dude, I'm sure his mother is a very nice lady)

Holy fuck you actually did this you absolute madman. I guess it'd be rude if I didn't answer back, right?

Yo where the fuck is Tate? I thought that this was their fight.
Why am I up against Turtleman, the White Knight?
You think that I'll go easy cause you're new to this site?
You're mistaken, I love a good performance. Cue the spotlight!
First lemme say your name's true, bro you'll never thrive
Not with rhymes like that, cause my verse'll bury you alive
The bars I spit are so toxic that you should go tell Kahakai
to watch and learn, she's a squirt gun to my AK45
This boy thinks he's styling like a ninja? Turtle please
Your flow is weaker than those Michael Bay movies
I'mma come in like an Earthquake, bring you to your knees
Wanna know how I know you're high? Cause you challenged me
And I was gonna let it slide but you called me out
so on request I came and dragged your ass through the time out
Next time take some time to think before you open your mouth
NT lost against Whimsy! NT whited out!

(disclamer: literally what NT said but with names reversed.)

[Nerd Violence]

What up bitches, it's Bird Keeper Tate.
Heard ya'll talking shit; yeah, I know that I'm late.
Fucking weak ass rhymes out here tryin' to bait.
You know this site's got too much Eevee hate.
Raves thought he was clever with that Zorua fake.
Fine, ya fucking got me; still gonna win that shit, mate.
And NT thinks he's badass but he'll capitulate.
He's just my art bitch; one word man: castrate.
Oh and Whimsy? Puck's a bitch ass flake.
Got his shit handed to him by Kai; motherfuckin' checkmate.
Can't swim against that river; watch his water wings deflate.
She's the queen of the seas; call her totipalmate.
I fly sky high while you fuckers stagnate.
Lord of the skies, watch me fucking aviate.
Master of the Eevees, never gonna deviate.
Feeling sick? I just defined 'obliterate.'

[Chiko]

Chiko Chiko Chi

Yeah, it's me.

[neverthrive]

Originally Posted by Whimsy

Holy fuck you actually did this you absolute madman. I guess it'd be rude if I didn't answer back, right?

Yo where the fuck is Tate? I thought that this was their fight.
Why am I up against Turtleman, the White Knight?
You think that I'll go easy cause you're new to this site?
You're mistaken, I love a good performance. Cue the spotlight!
First lemme say your name's true, bro you'll never thrive
Not with rhymes like that, cause my verse'll bury you alive
The bars I spit are so toxic that you should go tell Kahakai
to watch and learn, she's a squirt gun to my AK45
This boy thinks he's styling like a ninja? Turtle please
Your flow is weaker than those Michael Bay movies
I'mma come in like an Earthquake, bring you to your knees
Wanna know how I know you're high? Cause you challenged me
And I was gonna let it slide but you called me out
so on request I came and dragged your ass through the time out
Next time take some time to think before you open your mouth
NT lost against Whimsy! NT whited out!

(disclamer: literally what NT said but with names reversed.)

calling me some kinda white knight? bitch please
what'chu expect rolling up on my clique? we's
tight like OJ's glove, allegedly, I kill feebs
all day, bullets spray and leave ya ass swiss cheese
and like a ninja, when I strike you ain't able to see me
got nothing on my bars, your shit's basic as cable TV
elementary like the fuckin' periodic table, Ez
as in this ain't no challenge, ain't even gotta say I'll beat thee
shit goes unspoken, fuck, this bloke is choking
got his pride broken, he's salty as the Hoenn ocean
ain't no stopping when I'm flowin', your HP's getting low and
unless you plan on going, better use a hyper potion
I slaughter the cattle and never break bread with enemies
this ain't no battle, it's a smack down, like TM23
with Whimsy's flimsy skills he thinks he's been ending me
but look, I ain't shook, best beware the revenge of NT

Wurd to yer turt

(edited because it got sloppy by the end)

[Chiko]

I started out super cheesy, rap just ain't my thing
I see you all derailing, all of you seem to be burning
Think you sting more than a hundred bees? Bitch please
Chiko is in the house, car maniac so hide your keys
If you don't listen to a rap of mine, you'll be tormented to the Chiko Chiko Chi
Seems NT thinks he's got what it takes, overthrowing him looks way too easy
Maybe he's getting rusty due to battling Whimsy, rapping just isn't his cup of tea
Make way for the Australian weeb, gonna drown your raps in the bottom of the deep blue, sea, sea, sea

(I'm ready to die now)

[neverthrive]

Originally Posted by 134

What up bitches, it's Bird Keeper Tate.
Heard ya'll talking shit; yeah, I know that I'm late.
Fucking weak ass rhymes out here tryin' to bait.
You know this site's got too much Eevee hate.
Raves thought he was clever with that Zorua fake.
Fine, ya fucking got me; still gonna win that shit, mate.
And NT thinks he's badass but he'll capitulate.
He's just my art bitch; one word man: castrate.
Oh and Whimsy? Puck's a bitch ass flake.
Got his shit handed to him by Kai; motherfuckin' checkmate.
Can't swim against that river; watch his water wings deflate.
She's the queen of the seas; call her totipalmate.
I fly sky high while you fuckers stagnate.
Lord of the skies, watch me fucking aviate.
Master of the Eevees, never gonna deviate.
Feeling sick? I just defined 'obliterate.'

well shit, man, and here I am thinking we was homies
but now you're acting hard, straight up like a phony
I'm a ride or die mafucka, and here you is saying you don't know me
flaking on me with that frosty shoulder, shit, I should call you tony
the tiger, son, showing your true stripes, you can blow me
turning your back on your bro, gotta put you down like a pony
you think you're so slick with them minute rice rhymes?
it's all filler, no content, shit, quit wasting my time
kiddy gloves are off now, I still gotta educate
big words with the same suffix, but it don't make you great
your metric rhythm kinda sucks, it ain't too hard to regulate
your syllables, you silly fool, come on, for fuck's sake
don't mean to harsh your mellow, fellow, you had to start shit
ain't holding back no more, so if you're feeling smart, quit
before you gotta find for yourself a different artist
and let me tell you, son, there ain't no cheaper on the market

(Disclaimer: I still got love for Tate)

[kawaiiconcept]

i dont really like rap battles
but they are fun to watch

[Missingno. Master]

Alright, picked up Stewie from the Daycare. I'll be getting him to level 100 soon now- he's within range for me to Rare Candy him the rest of the way. I dropped Tinnitus and Aster off, get them started on leveling up. Not dropping anything off for longer than a single week just yet, but I'll likely start making use of that feature at some point.


(nicknames: Stewie=Shadow Ledian; Tinnitus=Tympole; Aster=Shiny Mareanie)

[Brave Saix]

Everyone's reaction to the shiny Mareanie:

Spoiler: show

My reaction to finding a Passimian:

Spoiler: show

Now to wait on my purchase confirmation. Also anyone have a good list for pokeball images?

[Missingno. Master]

Originally Posted by Brave Saix

Everyone's reaction to the shiny Mareanie:

Spoiler: show

My reaction to finding a Passimian:

Spoiler: show

Now to wait on my purchase confirmation. Also anyone have a good list for pokeball images?

Here. All official FB Poké Ball sprites are in here, albeit mixed in with most other kinds of items.