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Old 06-10-2018, 02:41 PM   #76
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ACCORDING TO THE DORITO POPE THE PRESENTATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES LONG WHICH SEEMS TO BE WAY TOO MUCH TIME NEEDED TO EXPLAIN WHY CRACKDOWN 3 GOT DELAYED BUT HEY I'M NOT A SHIT-FOR-BRAINS MICROSOFT EXEC SO YOU TELL ME
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:50 PM   #77
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ALSO I KNOW THAT MAKING FUN OF PRE-PRESENTATION SHIT IS A LOW-HANGING FRUIT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE MICROSOFT CAN AFFORD MORE THAN ONE ONE-MINUTE SONG TO PUT ON REPEAT

NO I WILL NOT BE MAKING MY BOOTY DROP FOR A MICROSOFT CONFERENCE
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Old 06-10-2018, 02:58 PM   #78
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THE ONLY THING DROPPING HERE WILL BE MICROSOFT'S SALES
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:00 PM   #79
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IT BEGINS

WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE I THINK IF I REVERSED THAT PRE-PRESENTATION MP3 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TELLING ME TO WORSHIP SATAN
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:02 PM   #80
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I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING INTERESTING BUT JOKES ON ME IT'S HALO
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:03 PM   #81
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PLEASE WELCOME AMBULATORY SHITSTAIN PHIL SPENCER
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:04 PM   #82
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HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE PHIL SPENCER FANBOYS

DO THESE PEOPLE WRITE EXTREMELY PASSIONATE REVIEWS ON YELP ABOUT VANILLA ICE CREAM
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:05 PM   #83
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GAMING BRINGS YOUR MONEY TOGETHER IN OUR GRUBBY POCKETS

I MEAN TOGETHER

AS A PEOPLE AND SHIT

WHO CROSS THE BOUNDARIES OF GEOGRAPHY RACE AND GENDER TO CALL EACH OTHER MEXICAN JEW LIZARDS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:06 PM   #84
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WE ARE AT A MOMENTOUS TIME

LITERALLY THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST E3 IF TWO VAINGLORIOUS DIPSHITS WITH ACCESS TO NUKES DECIDE TO THROW A HISSY FIT
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:07 PM   #85
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50 GAMES
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:09 PM   #86
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I'M NOT REALLY INTO PLATFORMERS MUCH THESE DAYS BUT ORI WAS GOOD AND AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T LEAD OFF WITH ANOTHER FUCKING FPS SO GOOD JOB MICROSOFT YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP TOO BAD
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:10 PM   #87
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BLOODBORNE 2: WEEABOO HARDER
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:12 PM   #88
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I'LL BE FRANK GUYS DARK SOULS NIHON IS EXTREMELY MY SHIT
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:13 PM   #89
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WE'VE HAD A LONG HISTORY WITH XBOX STARTING WITH HORSE ARMOR

AND MODS THAT THE DIRT PEOPLE CAN NOW ENJOY (ONLY $5.99 A MOD)
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:13 PM   #90
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GET READY TO HAVE EVERY AWFUL RUMOR YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT FALLOUT 76 VALIDATED
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:14 PM   #91
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FOUR TIMES THE SIZE

HALF THE ACTUAL INTERESTING CONTENT
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:16 PM   #92
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HEY GUYS HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE FALLOUT 4
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:18 PM   #93
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OF ALL THE DEVELOPMENTS IN GAMING THE WEIRD MID-LIFE CRISES OF GAME DEVELOPERS MANIFESTING IN GAME STORIES MIGHT BE THE WORST
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:19 PM   #94
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THE TWO BLACK CHARACTER ARCHETYPES

-BALD BLACK CALM LEADER

-SCREAMING LUNATIC PLAYED BY TERRY CREWS
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:20 PM   #95
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A TRAILER FOR A GAME THAT'S ALREADY BEEN OUT FOR A YEAR

YEAH THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL AFTER THE PREVIOUS 20 MINUTES
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:21 PM   #96
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I'M GLAD DEVELOPERS HAD THE FORESIGHT TO MAKE ALL THESE POST-SIGNAPORE SURVIVAL SIMULATORS SO WE CAN BE PREPARED WHEN THE BOMBS DROP
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:23 PM   #97
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YOU GUYS WERE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN SO HERE'S SOME MORE PHIL SPENCER
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:24 PM   #98
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A WIDE VARIETY OF NUCLEAR POST-APOCALYPSES
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:24 PM   #99
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PHIL'S STOOD IN THE AUDIENCE NOW

GUESS THE STAGE REFUSED TO TOLERATE HIS BULLSHIT ANY FURTHER
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:25 PM   #100
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CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHEN KINGDOM HEARTS FIRST CAME OUT

BECAUSE I VAGUELY REMEMBER THIS SERIES COMING OUT WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
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