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Old 06-01-2010, 04:09 PM   #76
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfl6-SA64OM

The music at the end... oh my god.
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Old 06-01-2010, 05:42 PM   #77
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That scene scared me -- and scarred me -- as a child. I can recognize it from a mile away. Moment I saw the first 0.5 second, I immediately scrolled down so that I couldn't see any video and I began to read the comments just to make sure I was right. "Yep -- 'Mars,' they said -- it's totally the final scene from Total Recall."

God, that was such a fucked-up scene.
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Old 06-01-2010, 05:56 PM   #78
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Well then how about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:15 PM   #79
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"brain controlling"? Behaviour altering is perhaps more accurate, and we mammals have one of those all our own (rabies).

That said, your video reminded me of pictures I saw of some worm bursting out of the gut of dead squirrels. I don't remember what it's called, but I remember a similarly nasty one that affects fish. The arthropod eats the fish's tongue, then replaces it!
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Old 06-01-2010, 10:39 PM   #80
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So, I was reading this movie summary on IMDB, okay? And it said, "Mary's death leaves husband Trevor and 6 year old son William fending for themselves. Trevor occasionally suffers fainting spells..." And then it trailed off.

Well, I read the last bit as "Trevor occasionally suffers from farting spells."

Caught my error.

And erupted into laughter at the ridiculousness of such a plot.

LOL, I know I probably find a lot funnier since it's late at night right now (11:38 ), but ... LOL, POOR WILLIAM! XD hahahaha

"Daaaaaaaaaad! Quit farting!"
"I can't help it, son! *fart* I miss your Mommy so! *fart*"


I am in tears over this, I am laughing so much. I wonder whether any of you will do the same. I share it in the hopes that you will find it even half as funny as I did.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:05 PM   #81
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But you know real girls don't actually like that because it hurts, right?

........wtf?
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:22 PM   #82
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Hey, it's what I was told. You know, by actual girls.
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:15 AM   #83
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wb EK.

As I've said before, all we need is Jaxel. Then UPN will become a lot cooler than dirtbikes.
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:03 PM   #84
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Hey, it's what I was told. You know, by actual girls.
"actual girls", you say? Well, you sure told me.
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:11 PM   #85
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Huh? Ack, I didn't mean it that way! Should probably have thought it through a little more before posting, I guess. What I meant was that it was something that several women had actually told me, and not something I just made up.

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Old 06-02-2010, 05:31 PM   #86
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I'll just leave this here.

I'll be back in a bit to pick up on the topic. Maybe.

And yes, they are completely serious.
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Old 06-02-2010, 05:49 PM   #87
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It seems stupid on prima facia but really, is it really? Tweaking the formula of a super-hero movie but basically regurgitating the same themes, romances and action sequences is how Hollywood rolls now. I honestly liked the black Kingpin in Daredevil, he was the best part of the movie.\

If Hollywood wanted to irk people, they'd make Peter Parker gay. He'd be dating Harry Osborne while having an affair with his tsundere boss, J. Jonah Jameson. Suddenly, all the web-slinging becomes viewed as bondage innuendo. And the innocence of the audience collapses like a house of cards.
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Old 06-02-2010, 07:12 PM   #88
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you book a one-way express ticket to Hell.

Well done, Doppel.

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Old 06-03-2010, 11:02 PM   #89
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>If Hollywood wanted to irk people, they'd make Peter Parker gay. He'd be dating Harry Osborne while having an affair with his tsundere boss, J. Jonah Jameson. Suddenly, all the web-slinging becomes viewed as bondage innuendo. And the innocence of the audience collapses like a house of cards.

I would actually be ok with that.

Is that bad?
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:26 AM   #90
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I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

Basically its funny, most everyones reactions I've seen are "it'd be wrong not to consider him. In fact he should probably play the part!" Which is generally followed by "but Peter Parker is canonically white." Which the succeeded by "OMG THAT'S RACIST HOW CULD U B SO IGNORANT" and finally, " because peter parker is not BLACK, he is WHITE. Also, you are a tool."

Hence, why I waited to post my reaction to the lolfest of the ignorant. You'd be very surprised how many people actually have said something about him not being heavily considered would be racist, and how 'racist' the comic book geeks who try to set the record straight apparently are.
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Old 06-04-2010, 11:21 PM   #91
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This guy has something to say about a gay Peter Parker.
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Old 06-05-2010, 02:10 PM   #92
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I love how this guy lists actions that straight people can do, and do do too.

DEY EAT DA POO POO
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Old 06-05-2010, 03:51 PM   #93
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oowhzq1dwDs

Arf! arf! arf!
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Old 06-06-2010, 02:20 PM   #94
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Old 06-15-2010, 12:27 AM   #95
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:41 PM   #96
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Old 06-26-2010, 12:13 AM   #97
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The theme of this post is homosexuality. Enjoy.

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJ...eature=related

I was going to make a topic about it, but I decided not to. What's fucked up about this isn't the fact that all the kids look like little fags, but the fact that the news isn't throwing their usual judgmental bullshit at them. "Oh, these kids look like little homos, but they aren't hurting anybody." So the DS is an evil mind controlling device that's out to kill us, but kids who dress like their screaming "beat the shit out of me." are a-ok? I try to be open minded and understanding, but even I want to be judgmental at them.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnYFVN3Gp_k (Also, this clip might be a bit NSFW.)

This is what happens when you take Super Smash Brothers and make it gay.

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Old 06-26-2010, 12:21 AM   #98
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Man BBB, that video reminded me of this KILLER/NUTS video I saw on ED, but lost the link. It involved these homo-looking guys forming a racecar, then transforming into various forms as they tried to outrun this trucker dude who I think was a mouse.

It was crazy. But I lost the link.
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Old 06-26-2010, 02:05 PM   #99
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I guess someone forgot Rules 1 + 2.
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