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"EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE AMPED UP"
ONE DUDE IN THE CROWD COUGHS WHILE CLEARING HIS THROAT
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06-09-2018, 01:23 PM | #27 |
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"CLEARY WE DIDN'T GET [STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II] RIGHT"
HOLY SHIT THIS MAY BE THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE HAIRY EUROPEAN HIPSTER DUDE
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06-09-2018, 01:23 PM | #28 |
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WHEN EWOKS ARE THE MOST POPULAR THING IN YOUR STAR WARS GAME IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP AND PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF TO ERASE THE STAIN OF DISHONOR YOU BROUGHT TO YOUR FAMILY'S NAME
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THAT SAID IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO KILL JAR JAR BINKS OVER AND OVER DICE MIGHT ALMOST REDEEM THEMSELVES
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THANKS FOR
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NOW HERE'S A TRAILER FOR A CUTE INDY GAME THAT WILL BE SMOTHERED IN EA'S CHOKEHOLD EMBRACE
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06-09-2018, 01:28 PM | #32 |
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THIS IS TRUMP'S WORLD MY DUDE
APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE MEMO BUT FEELINGS AND HUMAN CONNECTIONS ARE FOR GAYS NOW
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IT'S A GOOD SIGN WHEN THE DEV CONSOLE IS BROKEN OUT FOR A GAMEPLAY DEMO
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CO-OP GAMEPLAY WITH NO ACTUAL CO-OP
FOR WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND ISN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN PRETENDING ANYMORE
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06-09-2018, 01:33 PM | #35 |
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IN FAIRNESS IT'S A GAME THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SPORTS OR KILLING SOMEONE SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE THESE DUDES A BREAK
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06-09-2018, 01:35 PM | #36 |
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WE CREATED THE EA ORIGINALS PROGRAM BECAUSE WE NEEDED TO PUT A SMILING FACE ON OUR HEARTLESS BORG COLLECTIVE OF A COMPANY
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SOMETHING FRESH AND NEW
AND AT EA IT IS OUR OBJECTIVE TO TAKE ANY THREATS TO OUR MASS-PRODUCED HORSESHIT AND DRAIN THE LIFE FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVING THEIR CORPSES IN A DITCH BY THE HIGHWAY WHERE THEY CAN NEVER THREATEN US AGAIN
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WE ARE FROM BERLIN AND WE ARE BUILDING THE NEXT GAME FOR RANDOS ON TWITCH TO RANDOMLY SCREAM AT
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WHEN HUMANS GET TOO LONELY THEY TURN INTO MONSTERS
AND SOMETIMES THEY RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY HA HA TRENCHANT POLITICAL COMMENTARY sigh...
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SOMEWHERE ON KOTAKUINACTION SOME DUDE IS EXTREMELY ANGRY AT HOW HAIRY THIS GIRL IS BECAUSE OF FEMINISM
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GENERIC SPORTSBALL GAME TRAILER INTERLUDE TO REMIND YOU WHICH COMPANY'S PRESENTATION YOU'RE WATCHING
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"THE ONLY GOAL OF MINE IS TO WIN A VIDEO GAME CHAMPIONSHIP"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T THINK THIS TRAILER IS INSPIRATIONAL IN THE WAY YOU THINK IT IS EA
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DIGITAL SPORTS ABOUT SPORTS
DIGITAL SPORTS SPORTS "I SKIPPED MY GRADUATION TO PLAY MADDEN" OH GOD THE CRINGE MAKE IT STOP
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WHILE VIRTUAL FOOTBALL MEN GIVE EACH OTHER VIRTUAL BRAIN INJURIES I'M GOING TO TAKE A LEAK BRB
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CAME BACK TO A DISCUSSION OF A MOBILE GAME FUNCTIONALLY IDENTICAL TO THOUSANDS OF OTHER OF MOBILE GAMES
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AND A VERSUS MATCH OF ~~E3 INFLUENCERS~~
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AS SOMEONE WHO OCCASIONALLY TRIES TO MAKE A HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT AT STREAMING STARDOM MAKING A STRATEGY GAME ENTERTAINING TO WATCH IS VERY DIFFICULT AND REQUIRES A CERTAIN LEVEL OF CHARISMA AND INSIGHT TO MAKE SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING
AND EA IS NOT UP TO THE TASK WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
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*MEDIOCRE RTS HEX GRID GAMEPLAY*
ISN'T THIS HYPE AS SHIT
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SO COMMAND AND CONQUER IS BASICALLY DEAD NOW
I MEAN THEY TRIED TO STICK BIOWARE'S NAME ON THE STUDIO SO I GUESS WE KNEW DEEP DOWN THIS WAS ALWAYS THE CASE BUT IT'S SAD TO SEE A DEFENESTRATION LIVE ON STAGE
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I AM BLESSED TO WORK WITH THE MOST CREATIVE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND IT IS MY PRIVILEGE TO CAST THEIR WORKS DOWN INTO DARKNESS AND DRINK DEEPLY OF THEIR DESPAIR
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