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Hillary: Let me respond to these allegations of impropriety in my dealings with the Clinton Foundation with my generic elevator pitch.
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10-19-2016, 09:04 PM
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The Trump foundation donations go 100% to Donald Trump, including buying a $15 museum membership because Trump is that much of a cheapskate.
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10-19-2016, 09:06 PM
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"Mrs. Clinton, why did you not use your Super Secret Senate Majority Super Awesome Vote to pass everything you wanted over Republican objections?"
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10-19-2016, 09:07 PM
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"Mr. Trump, please confirm to all of us that you don't give a single fuck about what your running mate actually says."
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10-19-2016, 09:08 PM
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"If I lose, then the election was rigged."
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10-19-2016, 09:11 PM
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"I think it's disgraceful that Bill Clinton's handjob for the AG in the back of the plane on the tarmac was not up to Mile High Club standards."
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10-19-2016, 09:12 PM
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Hillary: "Why send Americans when we can send drones and other countries' brown people?"
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10-19-2016, 09:13 PM
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"Mr. Trump, let's discuss Mosul. Can you find Mosul on a map?"
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"By telling our enemies that we will attack a totally obvious target of opportunity the element of surprise is lost."
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10-19-2016, 09:16 PM
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We'll still be discussing who voted for the Iraq war when my grandchildren are in fucking nursing homes.
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10-19-2016, 09:19 PM
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"If Aleppo hasn't fallen, how come I said so?"
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10-19-2016, 09:22 PM
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All Syrians are terrorists, because fleeing from the establishment of the Glorious Caliphate means you lust for infidel blood.
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"We're totally being outplayed by Putin, which is why I'm suggesting that we pull back from all our treaty defense obligations in Europe."
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10-19-2016, 09:26 PM
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We will create a tremendous economic machine. The bigliest economic machine.
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10-19-2016, 09:27 PM
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"We have the greatest business people in the world, so we should have them negotiate the treaties to be even more in their favor in the vague hope their interests will align with not completely fucking America over."
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10-19-2016, 09:31 PM
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Why are entitlements "entitlements" when I have to pay money into my Social Security? It's not like I'm getting my $200/month for dogfood in my old age for free.
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"I will consider a grand bargain that will be derailed by Tea Party ideologues who will refuse to accept it because they just want to see shit burn."
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10-19-2016, 09:36 PM
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"All Hillary has ever done is talk to Latinos and blacks, which I don't even bother to do."
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So I need someone to check my gut reaction: did Trump come off relatively well in that debate because he did well, because Clinton did poorly responding to the Wikileaks/Clinton Foundation questions, or because our standards are so low that we consider him not declaring a race war from the podium to be the best victory that could be hoped for?
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He did well, but there was no subtly to his pivots or the moments when he got pissed.
Also kept interrupting.
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why did I stay up to 4am for this shit
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Because you care more about who the citizens of America are voting for than many of the citizens themselves
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You're desperately looking for reasons on why American elections are worse than Northern Ireland's?
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