Superpowers

[Lady Kuno]

Since most everyone got their powers underway.. maybe we should have a friendly sort of vote. We should have people vote as follows:

Magikarp Award (most useless power)
Cool Dude Award (most awesome power to have (non god))
Hilarity Award (most hilarious powers or combination of powers)


I think it'll be fun. Public voting, winners will get colored user titles or something. You can vote for yourself or run an ad campaign or something. Let's give it a week.

[Talon87]

I got Brain Manipulation and Obsolescence. Take a look at what it says for that second one.

By using this power the user can make anything, everything, anyone or everyone useless for example, the users can make the laws of nature ineffective, all powers useless or make the world useless which cause everything to be destroyed within it. The user can make actually anything into nothing.

So basically, assuming I get the draw on God, I can render God moot. But I wouldn't ever get the draw on God since God, with his omniscience, should see this coming and act on me before I could act on him. Still, for any being lacking omniscience and unable to get the draw on me first ... this seems pretty broken.

[Tyranidos]

One of my powers was that I could make creatures out of lava. Does anyone have a more useless one?

[gmoyes]

Emotional Energy Manipulation and Peak Human Durability.

Figures I get one that techically isn't a superpower. -_-' Oh well, I can change the emotions of my enemies so they won't attack me. Sort of...

[Lady Kuno]

Someone less lazy than me make a masterpost of everyones superpowers (with links to the power too). Also vote someone for each category cause why the hell not.

[Slash]

Vote tally:
Magikarp Award:
Kairne - 1
Emp - 2
kaisap - 1


Cool Dude Award:
Concept - 1
Tyranidos - 1
Balmund - 1
Dream Breaker - 1


Hilarity Award:
big bad birtha - 4



Concept (The Demon): Pride Empowerment and Demonic Energy Manipulation

Coolz8 (Frostbite): Inflammation and Ice Manipulation

Rangeetsuper (Solar Flare): Kryptonian Physiology and Solar Beam Emission

phoopes (Warp Drive): Energy Assimilation and Dimensional Manipulation

emp (Professor Milk): Lactose Manipulation and Mentorship

pengyzu (Hammer Time): Health Optimization and Chronokinetic Combat

kaisap (Miss Wednesday): Clairempathy and Holiday Manipulation

deoxys (The Shadow): Flash Step and Negative Forces Manipulation

Sneezey12 (Duality): Balance and Power Randomization

Kuno (The Holy Emperor): Cosmic Empowerment and Devic Physiology

FishyDave (Booster Pack): Fixation and Potion Amplification

Char (Blue-Blood): Benefic Force Manipulation and Blood Crystallization

Tyranidos (The Editor): Geo-thermokinetic Creature Creation and Omnilegence

kusari (Drillbit): Construction Tool Weapon Proficiency and Causality Manipulation

Mercutio (Power Trick): Fungus Manipulation and Devic Physiology

Celebii151 (Star Power): Energy Absorption and Cosmic Constructs

Kairne (Parasect): Nature Infusion and Symbiotic Costume

BlazeVA (Prince of Persia): Zoroastrian Deity Physiology, and Soul Absorption

TheNthDoctor (Passion): Emotion Augmentation and Ionic Manipulation

Doppelganger (Dragoon): Dragon Arm and Spiritual Flame Manipulation

Jerichi (The Arrow of Passion): Enhanced Marksmenship and Compassion Embodiment

Marionette (Boom Bubble): Bubble Mimicry and Holy Projectile Attacks

Charminions (Three-Dee): Inner Power and 360-Degree Vision

DaisyInari (Thundercloud): Esoteric Lightning Manipulation and Devic Physiology

Balmund (Leech): Power Negation and Peak Human Durability

MG (Prophecy): Paper Manipulation and Hope Augmentation

bbb (Innuendo): Sexual Inducement and Growth

Dream Breaker (WildHeart): Feral Mind and Digestive Shapeshifting

Talon (Amnesia): Brain Manipulation and Obsolescence

gmoyes (Conduit): Emotional Energy Manipulation and Peak Human Durability

[Slash]

Separate post so the list is standalone.

Magikarp Award: Me. I'm a Parasect
Cool Dude Award: Concept
Hilarity Award: big bad birtha

[Lady Kuno]

The nicknames were a nice touch.

[Slash]

Thank you. Added in a vote tally, too, so I can update it as votes come in.

EDIT: I tried to find a good nickname for you, but Kuno and Holy Emperor are just as good as it can get.

[kusari]

Magikarp Award: Emp for Mentorship
Cool Dude Award: Tdos for his lava-majigs
Hilarity Award: bbb

[Emp]

I don't usually vote for myself, but outside of declaring war on cows the ability to control milk, cheese, yoghurt etc. is such a lame power.

Magikarp Award: Emp for Lactose Manipulation
Cool Dude Award: Dream Breaker for Digestive Shapeshifting
Hilarity Award: bbb

[Talon87]

Being able to control lactose (and not just milk or milk products) means you can affect neural development and function, among other things. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactocerebroside

[Kindrindra]

:Gulps:
:Slowly clicks link:
:Clicks again:
plz nothing too broken or something too boring, plzplzplz something which can challenge me plz and something healing related would be awesome I love healing others I'm a cleric!


Power One: Amalgamation

Users can merge two or more separate objects into one, regardless whether the the objects are organic, inorganic, living, dead, technological, etc. User can decide which parts of the objects are dominant in the union, what are deleted and which merge.

I... I'm a living, infinite use Polymerization card.

You know what? That's pretty cool. And it works with the whole 'I like to support from behind' aspect of me. Plus, I can make ANYTHING into a all-your-powers-combined. The Yin-Yang Bomb is my STANDARD ATTACK. :O


Power 2...: Absolute Attack

The user's attacks can bypass any forms of defense, armor and immunity.
The damage inflicted will not be reduced by the opposing defense.
Upon a successful attack, it may cause lethal damage in one strike.
This ability may not be dependent on physical raw strength, but instead based on the properties of the attack.

I...

I don't...

I...

Luck, I love you so much sometimes. I cannot be blocked. Fire Emblem players? My every attack is Luna/Dragonstone. Holy shite. I... I'm okay with this. Very cool.



EDIT: Convinced sister and her friends to do it. These are the ones Maple/Kuno Fan got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tachyon_Mimicry
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Merfolk_Physiology

[Deebs]

Magikarp Award: kaisap for Holiday Manipulation, and spending the majority of the year a sub-par psychic
Cool Dude Award: Balmund for equalizing the playing field
Hilarity Award: bbb

[Yougirasu]

So, I just decided to come in here and I got my powers.. Digestive Assimilation and Disguise Mastery... So you won't see it coming when I eat you and take your powers... Fairly random, but could be useful.

[Shuckle]

So I don't think anyone else has this power but I have Omnikinesis. It's basically God Mode without actually being God Mode, which is really really awesome.

At the level that I'd personally be at (young adult i.e. intermediate mastery of power) combined with the effort I'd put into learning any specific branch of the power (of course I'd specialize; some of these are cooler than others), it would basically be a light control over most everything and strong telekinesis. I'd probably also put some effort into developing technokinesis because argh computers can be so aggravating sometimes.

EDIT: Oh derp wow you can have 2? Serves me right for not reading.

*rolls*

>Door Projection
>mfw

Spoiler: show

Okay so it's not as bad as it sounds, but it's still kind of stupid. Oh well, at least I can build doors with my telekinesis and wood kinesis and see the world

My next 3 rerolls (since I recorded the first 2 and the rest is just for fun) - I shit you not
>Enhanced Investigation (Half-assed attempt to give Batman an actual superpower)
>Singularity (Cannot be mimicked, which would actually be kind of cool in conjunction with omnikinesis)
>Anatomical Liberation

Spoiler: show

[Treepandaone]

Late to the party but I got Light Breath and Key to the Door.

Light Breath sounds dumb but the image is a kamehameha from the mouth so I can't complain and the second one is pointless. Hope this means I've got a key into heaven though :3

EDIT: Love how the limitations of this are;

May unleash an untold evil or a guardian.
May need another "key" (another person).
Life may constanstly be in danger.
A certain part of the user be needed to to open the gate or create a certain object.

[PikaGod]

Originally Posted by empoleon dynamite

I don't usually vote for myself, but outside of declaring war on cows the ability to control milk, cheese, yoghurt etc. is such a lame power.

Magikarp Award: Emp for Lactose Manipulation
Cool Dude Award: Dream Breaker for Digestive Shapeshifting
Hilarity Award: bbb

Haven't you seen Misfits? Lactose Manipulation is actually pretty good, especially when the majority of the population eats/drinks lactose

My powers:

Fate Embodiment

Thermovariance

[Shuckle]

I would like to petition that on the grounds that Daisy's powers are lightning and being a deity that she be called Thunderbird.

[Kindrindra]

Originally Posted by Shuckle

I would like to petition that on the grounds that Daisy's powers are lightning and being a deity that she be called Thunderbird.

:Signs petition:

[PikaGod]

But she isn't a Native American, as far as I know.

[Shuckle]

Originally Posted by PikaGod

But she isn't a Native American, as far as I know.

This is irrelevant because birds.

[PikaGod]

I was making a joke because there have been several X-Men named Thunderbird who have either been Native Americans, or weirdly enough, a Hindu pyrokinetic.

[Shuckle]

Originally Posted by PikaGod

I was making a joke because there have been several X-Men named Thunderbird who have either been Native Americans, or weirdly enough, a Hindu pyrokinetic.

Shuckle: ._.
PikaGod: *reference*
Shuckle: ._.
PikaGod: *reference...?*
Shuckle: ._.
PikaGod: ...

*the reference makes a slight whistling noise as it passes by ten feet above Shuckle's head*

[tau]

Absolute Strength and Ambient Energy Manipulation.

The latter is more enticing than the former, to be honest.