Kids these days.

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by Money

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

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Source.

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Personally, I think this kid might have blown his big chance at his life ambition. >_>

[Talon87]

I love how the hookers, seeing these little boys, didn't "realize something was up" until the boys asked to play video games instead of have sex.

Note to self: Texan hookers don't ask questions so long as you're there for sex.

[The Morg]

>Personally, I think this kid might have blown his big chance at his life ambition. >_>

Wait a minute, the kid...

- embezzled huge amounts of money
- spent it on hookers and blow
- exploited loopholes in State law in the process

...and you think he doesn't seem like "politician material"?

[Betagold]

This kid is my idol. I would vote for him should he ever run for public office where I would be able to vote.

[Blastoise]

This story is like a roller coaster ride of totally fucking retarded mixed with totally fucking awesome. I just don't know what to say.

[Hanatori2]

These were thirteen-year-old boys and they weren't asking for sex!?

That boy's going to have a funny story to tell his kids when he grows up. "Now, lemme tell you about the time I got busted for stealing my dad's credit card to play Halo with my friends and a couple of hookers..."

[Lindz]

If they know about hookers they oughta know what they're for! Thus I say they hired the hookers just to mess with their heads!

[Talon87]

Aw Doppel.

http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hooke ... -isnt-real