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06-11-2017, 05:36 PM | #77 |
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"WE ARE SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU" - MAN WITH LESS FACIAL EXPRESSION THAN THE SUN/MOON PROTAG.
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06-11-2017, 05:37 PM | #78 |
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NOW WE KNOW WHERE MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA'S FACIAL ANIMATION TEAM WAS
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06-11-2017, 05:39 PM | #80 |
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"THREATS CAN COME FROM ANY DIRECTION"
LIKE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU. |
06-11-2017, 05:42 PM | #82 |
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"HOW CAN WE OUT-DESTINY DESTINY"
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06-11-2017, 05:43 PM | #83 |
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IT'S NOT A MONTAGE UNLESS YOU CAN CRAM THE SAME GAME INTO IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES. ALSO MINECRAFT.
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06-11-2017, 05:43 PM | #84 |
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06-11-2017, 05:44 PM | #85 |
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STILL NOT GOING TO UPGRADE UNTIL THE XBOX ONE X ONE
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06-11-2017, 05:46 PM | #86 |
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AND NOW CASTERS THAT HAVEN'T PLAYED GAMES SINCE FUCKING PONG DISCUSSING THE NAMING SCHEME OF THE XBOXOX.
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06-11-2017, 05:48 PM | #87 |
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06-11-2017, 05:49 PM | #88 |
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE GARBAGE SHITPOSTS FROM THE BETHESDA CONFERENCE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN, 9 PM PACIFIC, OR MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE MEH BETHESDA
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06-11-2017, 05:50 PM | #89 |
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TUNE IN LATER FOR MORROWIND: THE CONFERENCE.
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06-11-2017, 06:56 PM | #90 |
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WELP, LAST NIGHT GUY IS A GOOBERGOOBER SO HE CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE
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06-11-2017, 07:28 PM | #91 |
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LIKE BLASTOISE ONCE DID TO ME, I MUST NOW DO FOR YOU
THIS THREAD IS ALL CAPS ONLY FEEL THE ANGER
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FIXED IT DADDY ARE YOU PROUD NOW
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06-11-2017, 10:50 PM | #93 |
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I WAS AT MY FAMILY'S CELEBRATING AN EARLY FATHER'S DAY (WHICH I MOSTLY SPENT READING AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE WHERE OUR NATIONAL POLITICS IS DICTATED BY THE TWITTER TANTRUMS OF AN INCREASINGLY SENILE CONMAN) SO I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL FOR CARRYING ON MY LEGACY
THE OLD ANGLO SAXON TRIBES BELIEVED THAT GOING DOWN IN LEGEND WAS MAN'S ONLY TRUE IMMORTALITY IN THIS WORLD AND IT PLEASES ME TO KNOW THAT MY TEXTUAL VERSION OF A DOG DRAGGING ITS ASS ACROSS THE CARPET WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT ETERNITY OR UNTIL UPN'S RAID IS WIPED ALSO IT PISSES TALON OFF WHICH IS A NICE SIDE BENEFIT ANYWAY I'M WATCHING THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE ATM WITH NO SPOILERS SO THAT I CAN FEEL THE INEVITABLE DISAPPOINTMENT MOST KEENLY ALSO I WILL BE BUSY WITH OTHER SHIT ON MONDAY AND MOST LIKELY WON'T BE ABLE TO DO SONY'S CONFERENCE SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO POW WOW WITHOUT ME FEEL FREE OR YOU CAN WAIT FOR ME TO DO IT ON TUESDAY FOR SPICY HOT TAKES ON THIS YEAR'S YEARLY CONSOLE SHOOTER FOR DIRT CHILDREN WHO CARES
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XBOX ONE X
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THAT LITERALLY THE BEST NAME THEY COULD COME UP WITH EDIT: ALL THESE PEOPLE CHEERING AT HARDWARE SPECS THAT MEAN FUCK ALL WITH NO ACTUAL CONTEXT EDIT EDIT: I'M REALLY TRYING TO NOT RUN COMMENTARY AFTER WE JUST SPENT FOUR PAGES RUNNING COMMENTARY BUT OLD HABITS DIE HARD
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HEY GUYS OUR ENGINEERING TEAM INVENTED EXCITING NEW CONCEPTS LIKE "UPSCALING" AND "SUPERSAMPLING" AND "BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY" THAT PC GAMERS HAVE KNOWN ABOUT FOR FUCKING YEARS
FUCK I'VE BECOME A SLAVE TO MY OWN CREATION I AM UNDONE BY MY OWN HUBRIS
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HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE TO JACK OFF TO CARS
BUT IN 4K NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM THE ONE IN CONTROL
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OH BOY WE'RE GOING TO SEE ANOTHER CAR SHOWN OFF AT AN E3 CONFERENCE
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WELCOME TO BETHESDALAND.
WE'LL OFFER YOU AN EXPERIENCE AT E3 YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE ELSE. LIKE THE SAME GAMES WE'VE LITERALLY ALREADY RELEASED. |
06-11-2017, 11:06 PM | #99 |
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FUCK WE'RE CROSSING THE STREAMS
PULL UP SNEAZE PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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ALSO NOBODY AT THIS FUCKING E3 CONFERENCE IS EVEN ALLOWED WITH TWO MILES OF A PORSCHE DEALERSHIP
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