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Old 06-23-2015, 02:51 PM   #1001
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Disappointed that MaryKate&AshleyPr0n didn't work on Mozz.
The biases of the generations. :') You thought it was the "lol, Mozz = pedo" gag when in fact it was a reference to a certain member having a huge crush on Ashley Olsen. This reference is completely unknown to like ... 95% of modern UPNers. But it's classic! Anyone who was here in 1999 or 2000 would know about it. Alas.

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While the member to whom the porn refers was never a regular member of the Ultimate Pokémon Network a.k.a. the Kuno UPN, I do believe the member in question holds an account here.

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In the video game, the user in question should have a username which is 1 to 4 characters long. So you can go ahead and rule out anyone with a username that is 5 or more characters in length.

Read clues only at your own risk. If you want to figure it out fully on your own, don't read either clue.
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Old 06-23-2015, 03:06 PM   #1002
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That item is very optional and doesn't really result in any secret items or cool stuff.
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Old 06-24-2015, 05:01 AM   #1003
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I should really complete this, but searching for secrets, to no avail!
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Old 06-24-2015, 11:42 AM   #1004
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Thought I found a use for MKAPr0n. Not yet, I suppose.

Also I feel like I have the DDR Machine figured out. Like I found the clues in that cave and everything, I just can't seem to get anything to work. *shrug*
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:47 PM   #1005
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Pretty sure the DDR machine does nothing.
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Old 06-28-2015, 06:39 PM   #1006
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I was able to take out two of eight Sand Roosters on my last attempt. Progress!
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Old 07-01-2015, 07:21 AM   #1007
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So I know a couple of people are playing through this again right now with the revival of the regamening project. Through combination of a weirdly obsessive memory for random things and a willingness to walk around the entire gameworld pressing enter at every goddamn crate and rubble pile, I find a lot of stuff. I figure other people also find cool stuff - whether it be hidden areas and items, sidequests, or effective strategies for various bosses.

I'm going to start compiling some of the less obvious/more useful things here, and would appreciate anyone else who feels like doing the same. Spoiler tagging for anyone who cares about spoilers.

Ultimate Weapons & Skills:
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These become available (I think) after you gain Muyo to your party, and the ability to freely move between the Light and Dark Worlds.

Muyo: Go to the PVG forum in the light world (leave UPN HQ via the front door, it's the only other place on the island). Near the row of gravestones in the centre top of the town there's a ghost wandering about (might only spawn if the enter the town at night, not sure). Talk to the ghost and agree to a fight with Alto. He's not too tough. Once you beat him he'll give you The Rejector, Muyo's ultimate weapon, which'll also result in Muyo learning Rejected.

Loki: In the dark world debate forums (the volcano you end up in upon first reaching the dark world), talk to Joshua the architect at the top of the main room. Give him 75k loot when he asks for it (he actually says 100k but it's 75k). Go back to the light world admin forum control room, after the ghost puzzle, where all the computer orbs are. One of the lowers the water level. Back in the dark world and south of debate the PASBL tower will have appeared. Go inside, talk to Xrok near the arena and get Loki in the arena. After winning round 1 of the arena you can challenge Archaic (throne room in PASBL) to a battle. Win and you'll get Loki's ultimate weapon Ragnarok, and the skill Ragnarok. If you beat two more rounds of the arena and win the Archaic rematch he'll give you Loki's ultimate armour the Giant Pocky Box, which as well as making him a defensive beast also gives him permanent regen.

Gr: Take the teleporter to the VG forums in the light world and leave the room you start in. Three of the four outer doorways in this main room lead to minecart puzzles. In each minecart puzzle one of the ends has a golden shine thing in it, wander around until you find it and go into it. Once you've done all three, a new door will open up just to the left of the door to the boulder and switches room (where the minecart rides end). It contains both Gr's and Stlbk's ultimate weapons. Gr's ultimate skill, Surprise Sex, is learnt from Mozz (lefthand staircase, admin forum ghost puzzle) by giving him the Magical Lubricant. Forgotten where to get the lube so if someone could update this that'd be grand.

Stlbk: Take the teleporter to the VG forums in the light world and leave the room you start in. Three of the four outer doorways in this main room lead to minecart puzzles. In each minecart puzzle one of the ends has a golden shine thing in it, wander around until you find it and go into it. Once you've done all three, a new door will open up just to the left of the door to the boulder and switches room (where the minecart rides end). It contains both Gr's and Stlbk's ultimate weapons.

Kuno: In the dark VG mines there are a bunch of chests with cool weapons in. One of these is the Fake Staff. Take it back to the desert town with the box puzzle and the Sand Roosters boss in and go into the bottom right house. The guy here will fix it up into the Unholy Staff. Talk to him again (might have to leave the house and re-enter) and he'll say more stuff. Now go into the middle bottom house in the same town, with all the torches. I think torch colour depends on time of day. You want blue torches. When there are blue torches a new door opens. Go through, talk to the fairy thing dancing around and you'll acquire the Aquilus Staff, Kuno's ultimate weapon.

Morg: I've got this but have completely forgotten how. Sorry! I'll have a wander later and if I manage to jog my memory I'll tell you, or if someone else works it out do fill me in.

Lindsay: Princess Talon's clue says something about a tower in the dark world but she is lying. It's actually in the light world. Go to misc ruins, sail outside and around to the forest in the top left. Stand in the patch of open space in the forest and you'll be transported to a path. Go down the path to be teleported to a winter version of misc ruins. Entering the ruins,

Leto: ???


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These come in two categories; true secret characters, and transformation forms for the last storyline character. First the true secret characters.

Stlbk: Stlbk is located in the admin forum ghost puzzle, the righthand staircase. In order to get him to join you need to give him a Dragon Taco, which can be acquired from Dragon Chef's in the wooded area south of the crucifix teleporter pad. He starts at level 15.

Leto: Leto is a pain in the butt. First you need the four Undead Souls. I've forgotten where they are but they're all just scattered in rubble piles/crates/etc scattered around the light world. Please fill in locations. Give this to the woman who asks for them and she'll tell you you need something else. Talk to the Grim Reaper in the same building and he'll tell you you need something else entirely. Go talk to ABL (top right building, town east of the crucifix teleporter, light world) and she'll ask for the Greater Soul. You get this from one of the ghosts in the admin ghost puzzle. Left hand side, main rows, looks more solid than the others. Take it back to ABL to get the second item you need. Now return to light world misc and take the raft out of misc entirely. You'll find another island, and end up stuck in a hole. Save in a separate file down here as you need to beat a boss to escape! Talk to the person in the bottom right room. Leave the room and use the Alt/Ctrl/Del you just got, then walk around until you see the frozen anime girl. Talk to her for a boss fight. ME-tan isn't too tough. You'll get an item from it and talking to the other person again will let you out of the forum. Head to the statue of the hero Leto (light world misc, one of the top left rooms). Bring her back to life by talking to the statue. She starts at level 20 and is pretty badass.

Lindsay Forms:

Hanatori: Talk to Hanatori in the dark world fanart dungeon to unlock this form.

ABL: Talk to ABL in her house (top right, town just east of the crucifix teleporter). She has both Mass Regen and Mass Haste making this form brokenly powerful. Sadly Lindsay doesn't keep buffs through form changes but give Lindsay the Tim Tam Crate (for auto-regen), cast Mass Regen and Mass Haste, swap back to Lindsay's default form, have Gr cast Ritalin on her and spam Weakness. Your entire part is now Regening and Hasting and is effectively immortal.


Optional Bosses:
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Lava Lord: Coming soon!

Culex: Coming soon!

Evil Doctor Ron: Coming soon!

Archaic I & II: Coming soon!

Artikuno: Coming soon!

ALTO: Coming soon!

Dragon Lord II & III: Coming soon!

Gilgamesh: Coming soon!

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Old 07-01-2015, 08:17 AM   #1008
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Transformations you're missing:

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Archaic in PASBL and Jaxel in Celestial Tower. As for Morg weapon, you fight Evil Ron.

You should find Letos and Linds down the brittle hole, dunno the problem.
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Old 07-01-2015, 08:53 AM   #1009
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So I know this isn't precisely what Concept was looking for but a cool thing for people who want to maximize their runs:

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In the underground part of the Fanart forums, the Vampires will drop Better Ninja Suits. I was quite happy when this happened.
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Old 07-01-2015, 10:48 AM   #1010
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About an optional boss, and my strategy for bosses in general (contains a secret character):

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Gilgamesh is fought at Enkidu's grave.

I use Kuno, Gr, Morg and Lindsay. Gr buffs (M. Ritalin and double M. Vicodin, maybe Violence) and then attacks, Kuno heals, steals and uses Explosion all with the Pink Panties MP halving, Lindsay uses Weakness, and Morg casts Shinjitsu and attacks.Pretty much never need pr0n.
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Old 07-03-2015, 03:45 PM   #1011
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I would not be surprised if I looked at my posts in this thread and found myself complaining about [redacted]'s Haunt. Ugh.
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Old 07-03-2015, 04:19 PM   #1012
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Lindsay: Princess Talon's clue says something about a tower in the dark world but she is lying. It's actually in the light world.
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Technically, it is the dark world. It's the dark misc. You just enter the dark world in a weird way. That place with the ultimate is the Insane Asylum.
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Old 07-03-2015, 05:17 PM   #1013
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Fair enough.
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Old 07-17-2015, 08:05 AM   #1014
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"Quit poking my face! >_<"
"Ahahaha, you'll never get rid of this! *hiss*"

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"STOP POKING MY SISTER!"

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"That was a terrible idea. But holy carp, this tastes pretty nice."


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Old 07-20-2015, 03:38 AM   #1015
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Urgh

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Lindsey suddenly killed everyone on my team with an unnamed skill after I took out all of her MP. Welp. Note to self, save frequently.
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"Quit poking my face! >_<"
"Ahahaha, you'll never get rid of this! *hiss*"

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"STOP POKING MY SISTER!"

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"That was a terrible idea. But holy carp, this tastes pretty nice."


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So I'm doing another replay of this game, this time with only the OG crew. So far its still been fun. Some fights were a massive pain (the Evil Turtle for some reason hated me and my guts), but other fights were pretty much cake.

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Tdos, Hana, and the Sand Chicken were all really easy this time around. The Sand Chicken was taking over 100 damage on Morg's crits thanks to Critical Slash, and I learned not only was it vulnerable to Stun, its also vulnerable to Sleep. So for people having issues, Mass Chloroform will work wonders. I...only had to kill one. Not sure if I'm overleveled or what. (I'm Level 24 right now.)

Loki is still really messy as a unit. Attack doesn't really do damage, Multi Slash is really poor, and Critical Slash can only be used once, which sucks. She _just_ learned Slice which I'm hoping is significantly better, but this still reaffirms my affirmation that Loki is just really bad mid-game. Her massive HP doesn't help against bosses that spam elemental attacks either (I had to carry her during the Dragon Lord fight, which significantly slowed me down).
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Old 09-07-2016, 05:36 PM   #1017
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>starts playing the game
>first text box "there's no need to go in the closet"

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