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Old 01-19-2015, 06:49 PM   #3076
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So, my British boys, where does this gent hail from?

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He's the barber of Chaville.
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Old 01-19-2015, 07:58 PM   #3077
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I'll go with Newcastle.
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:03 PM   #3078
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But Dopple, you quite clearly summoned all your monsters in one turn, that's against the rules!
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:43 PM   #3079
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Somewhere northern anyway. It's the way "fuck" rhymes with "book" :p.
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:47 PM   #3080
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This is pretty much all I thought of:

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Old 01-20-2015, 07:36 AM   #3081
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I like how Dopple's witty retort came after his opponent had already left.
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Old 01-20-2015, 05:54 PM   #3082
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Old 01-20-2015, 08:43 PM   #3083
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This is pure evil.

Even I feel uncomfortable reading that account.
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:11 AM   #3084
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MAN TALK.

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BPK and I were discussing a Persona hentai.

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DCD: Rise has a good body but my brain tuned out after the initial sexual tension.
McSweeney: Duuude that's like my dream situation, similar to Loli from Molester Man
McSweeney: hot chick comes over to my place and seduces me
McSweeney: or me her place, whichever
DCD: She didn't really seduce, but I'm pretty pleased that she made it obvious what she had on her mind.
DCD: I've heard a lot of women are far more ambiguous, and ask guys to interpret really vague body language.
McSweeney: How is that not seduction, she showed up with a video tape of her doing a swimsuit shoot and then kissed him while saying stuff about how it's too bad she doesn't have a boyfriend
DCD: ...wow huh. I guess I'm dense.
DCD: The video and innuendo totally went over my head!
DCD: Man that's hilarious. I need to post this.
McSweeney: I think I just got trolled
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Old 01-22-2015, 01:02 PM   #3085
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Old 01-23-2015, 06:48 PM   #3086
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Man tears down his house without telling his wife.
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Old 01-23-2015, 07:09 PM   #3087
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:03 PM   #3088
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Here's what we know about Yukawa, who was captured last August: He's often described in news reports as a self-employed contractor, but the AP calls him an "adventurer fascinated by war." A recent Reuters profile chronicled how Yukawa came to be a hostage. Here's an excerpt:
Okay.

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"Changes in Yukawa's life in suburban Tokyo had been fast and disorienting. Over the past decade, he had lost his wife to lung cancer, lost a business and his house to bankruptcy and been forced to live in a public park for almost a month, according to Yukawa's father and an online journal he maintained."
Oh wow.

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"The hard times led to soul searching."
I'll bet.--

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"By his own account, he had changed his name to the feminine-sounding Haruna, attempted to kill himself by cutting off his genitals and came to believe he was the reincarnation of a cross-dressing Manchu princess who had spied for Japan in World War Two."
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The entire piece is worth a read.
And this is the line that amused me and sent me to this thread. Particularly since the poor man may have met a terrible fate today at the hands of his captors. Hopefully the dude is fine. But yeah. That final sentence in the article.

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Old 01-24-2015, 11:55 AM   #3089
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In much nicer (and horridly off-original-topic) fare: he left his pizza for 45 seconds.
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Old 01-25-2015, 10:13 PM   #3090
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I was digging through my library of old books (to donate them) and found The Bell Jar, a feminist novel I read in high school that really fudged up my way of thinking. There was a sex scene toward the end I found visibly repulsive at the time. Wanting to overcome the horror, I challenged the novel again and had trouble reading that scene, but now I realized why I disliked it: it was basically the 1960's equivalent of NTR. What was supposed to be shocking to the readership and be a bold statement of liberation I can no longer see as anything more now than a fetishist caricature, forever mocking the original intent.
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Old 01-31-2015, 08:18 PM   #3091
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Old 01-31-2015, 10:07 PM   #3092
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I made it to the end of page 2. Then I cheated and skipped ahead to page 6, because enough was enough.
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Old 01-31-2015, 10:55 PM   #3093
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Damnit, I was so going to post that here until now.

Still hilarious though.
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Old 01-31-2015, 11:11 PM   #3094
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Is that fake?
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Old 01-31-2015, 11:15 PM   #3095
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It's for real, this actually happened.

But that was some battle for the ages, I was amazed it lasted that many pages before being shut down by a mod.
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Old 01-31-2015, 11:51 PM   #3096
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Time to go train a new army of brain cells. Why did I think reading the whole thing was a good idea?
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Old 02-01-2015, 12:11 AM   #3097
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Yes yes, more evidence for the mass culling of the human population.

I mean wow my bairn ate dad
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Old 02-01-2015, 12:17 AM   #3098
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I'm guessing the reason it took so long for the thread to be closed was that the mods were too busy laughing.
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Old 02-05-2015, 10:24 PM   #3099
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How to get good chocolate in America: A Guide

Glad that Hershey's being dickwads is actually helping these guys out.
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