The Secret Time Out Files Part 3

[Demoonica]

Originally Posted by Sneasel12

The only bad part is that the adults don't really get along too well. The kittens are great. One of them has actually been sleeping on top of my computer for warmth for the past half an hour. I have no idea where the other 12 are. Chances are the adults are roaming the woods out back, and will be until an hour from now when they get fed. At that point, I'll be lucky if I don't need about twenty band-aids for all the cuts I'll get when they attack me so that they can be first to the food. But they're good cats, just not when they're hungry.

All my outside cats formed some sort of 'lion's pride' and get along fine, but the kitten I brought home is driving my old cat nuts in the house (she's almost 15 years and he's 6 months now and wants to play, she wants him to drown in the water bowl... I'm sure of it, she's 'grumpy'.

She's Scratchy (sue me I was 10 when I named her, it was the first thing she did when I picked her up (how was I to know that the kittens at my great-uncles were wild?!)) and he's Nightshade (also formally wild, but I got him younger and now he's a lap cat.

I have a fear of most dogs, I was attacked by a pack of them as a small kid.

[SulcataIxlude]

SI's cat sleeps and lives in his bathroom. Which is pretty weird when your using the toilet or taking a shower, and this kitty keeps on staring at you. Plus she likes to sleep in the bathtub at times too. :P Anyways turtles are the best pets ever! They are sexy, easy to feed (mine eats lettuce religiously, and it's hillarious how she devours mealworms and crickets), doesn't make any annoying sounds, doesn't need attention 24/7, and despite salmonela fears she is great to cuddle.

Although when I return to Indonesia I have to look into buying one of those large white and black spotted eagles I see in jatinegara, jakarta. I'd be fun having one of those in my house so when pengemese (singing beggers) come to my gf's house I'll let the eagle loose!

[Demoonica]

Originally Posted by SulcataIxlude

SI's cat sleeps and lives in his bathroom. Which is pretty weird when your using the toilet or taking a shower, and this kitty keeps on staring at you. Plus she likes to sleep in the bathtub at times too.

She sounds like Nightshade, he does the same thing but I found out all he's wanting is for me to flush so he can watch the water go down and fill back up. Weird cat.

[Sneasel12]

Originally Posted by Demoonica

She sounds like Nightshade, he does the same thing but I found out all he's wanting is for me to flush so he can watch the water go down and fill back up. Weird cat.

I think it's mandatory for every household with more than two cats to have at least one cat like this. I actually have 2 cats like this, one for each bathroom.

[Demoonica]

He's the first I've ever had that's done it.

GTG, bye.

[Tyranidos]

I've never had a pet ;-;.

[Talon87]

You could adopt Zora's Swablu. That's almost a pet.

[ZoraJolteon]

It is not a pet. It is a savage invincible battling machine, and its superior combat skills mean a price of any less than three candies would be SPARTAAAAAA!

[Talon87]

I'll give you a Cheri Berry for it. ;D

[SulcataIxlude]

Actually SI could buy ZJ's swablu right now. I dunno though if I am allowed to access my candies, buy ZJ's bird, and let it rot in obscurity in SI's pc.

[Loki]

Originally Posted by SulcataIxlude

Actually SI could buy ZJ's swablu right now. I dunno though if I am allowed to access my candies, buy ZJ's bird, and let it rot in obscurity in SI's pc.

I'm gonna say no on that. Not because it's illegal or anything of the sort, but because ZJ just wouldn't be ZJ if he wasn't trying to pawn off that Swablu. xfd.

[ZoraJolteon]

It's already been established that buying my Swablu because you think 3 Candies is a fair price to pay to have me shut up about it will not get you the trade. My Swablu deserves a trainer who will love it and snuggle it and keep it as an active team member for ever and ever and ever.

[SulcataIxlude]

If I have sex with your swablu, and make hundreds of fanfics about it, would you sell it to SI then?

[Skrusti]

To be honest, I'm half-tempted to buy the poor thing. I want a flyer, and Altaria are just gorgeous. :P

[Ytnim]

How do you think I got my Altaria? There was a Swablu in the Adoption Centre, and though I'd never really used one in the games or anything, I thought, what the heck, and adopted her, now she's an active member of my team.

[SulcataIxlude]

Fearow is superior to Altaria though. Psychotic evil looking birds of prey> popcorn cottonball dragon birds. ;)

Edit: Bewb lazorz ftw! (Look at my avatar for more information.)

[ZoraJolteon]

>I have sex with your swablu, and make hundreds of fanfics about it, would you sell it to SI then?

Yiff in hell, furfag!

[Betagold]

Skarmory is better then Fearow, though. Screaming metal death bird > Psychotic looking evil bird of prey. That's why I adopted mine!

[Skrusti]

@ZJ

As I am thinking of purchasing your Swablu, how much are you looking for for it?

[SulcataIxlude]

Originally Posted by ZoraJolteon

>I have sex with your swablu, and make hundreds of fanfics about it, would you sell it to SI then?

Yiff in hell, furfag!

Yet ZJ I am already in hell... called Richland, WA. A nuclear wasteland so bad not even Keanu Reeves lack of personality could keep him bland and uninteresting for very long... a place so bad that even neo white conservatives here have extra heads growing out of their bellies well versed in voltaire, and marx. A place so bad it drove SI to become what he is on the internet today (due to lack of stuff in general to do besides fondle with rattlesnakes, and play football with tumbleweeds.) ;)

[Betagold]

Originally Posted by SulcataIxlude

Yet ZJ I am already in hell... called Richland, WA. A nuclear wasteland so bad not even Keanu Reeves lack of personality could keep him bland and uninteresting for very long... a place so bad that even neo white conservatives here have extra heads growing out of their bellies well versed in voltaire, and marx. A place so bad it drove SI to become what he is on the internet today (due to lack of stuff in general to do besides fondle with rattlesnakes, and play football with tumbleweeds.) ;)

Wouldn't fondling rattlesnakes get you very, very injured very, very fast?

[Rabid Squirrel]

Some one should let me update them in the F4AZ so I can try out updating =O

EDIT: Oh and it looks like VaanAshe is on the move again: here and here but at least he's not copying threads word for word any more... =/

[Talon87]

I don't understand why he doesn't just post here. I can understand the "I'd rather be King in Hell than a slave in Paradise" argument to some degree, but he's not even the King of Hell -- he's the King of No Man's Land. Who does he have to lord over? One colleague who (presumably) shares equal rank with him? I mean, seriously! What the fuck is the point in playing Fizzy Bubbles all on your own?

"I update myself. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. =\"

Seriously.

Also, lol @ how he changed the rules to have two tests for registration.

[SulcataIxlude]

Originally Posted by Betagold

Wouldn't fondling rattlesnakes get you very, very injured very, very fast?

I am beginning to like you a lot beta! I wish you lots of fun adventures in FB! Oh to answer your question: it depends where at exactly they bite you at.

*Fondly remembers the first time I tried to make a amateur erotic film with reptiles, but then remembers there are children on this board, so I'll procrastinate about explaining my experiences until I get the urge to type it all down at a very inconvenient time.*

[The Morg]

Hey SI, your avatar reminds me of Lavos from Chrono Trigger somehow! What is it from?