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Old 06-11-2017, 05:35 PM   #76
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:36 PM   #77
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"WE ARE SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU" - MAN WITH LESS FACIAL EXPRESSION THAN THE SUN/MOON PROTAG.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:37 PM   #78
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NOW WE KNOW WHERE MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA'S FACIAL ANIMATION TEAM WAS
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:37 PM   #79
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OH SHIT IT'S HORIZON ZERO DA- OH WAIT

EDIT: LOL NVM WE TITANFALL NOW
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:39 PM   #80
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"THREATS CAN COME FROM ANY DIRECTION"

LIKE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:41 PM   #81
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OK GUYS TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE REAL HUMAN FRIENDS PLAYING THIS GAME TOGETHER
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:42 PM   #82
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"HOW CAN WE OUT-DESTINY DESTINY"
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:43 PM   #83
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IT'S NOT A MONTAGE UNLESS YOU CAN CRAM THE SAME GAME INTO IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES. ALSO MINECRAFT.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:43 PM   #84
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OKAY BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS HALO
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:44 PM   #85
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STILL NOT GOING TO UPGRADE UNTIL THE XBOX ONE X ONE
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:46 PM   #86
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AND NOW CASTERS THAT HAVEN'T PLAYED GAMES SINCE FUCKING PONG DISCUSSING THE NAMING SCHEME OF THE XBOXOX.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:48 PM   #87
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:49 PM   #88
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE GARBAGE SHITPOSTS FROM THE BETHESDA CONFERENCE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN, 9 PM PACIFIC, OR MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE MEH BETHESDA
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:50 PM   #89
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TUNE IN LATER FOR MORROWIND: THE CONFERENCE.
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Old 06-11-2017, 06:56 PM   #90
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WELP, LAST NIGHT GUY IS A GOOBERGOOBER SO HE CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE
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Old 06-11-2017, 07:28 PM   #91
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LIKE BLASTOISE ONCE DID TO ME, I MUST NOW DO FOR YOU

THIS THREAD IS ALL CAPS ONLY

FEEL THE ANGER
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Old 06-11-2017, 09:51 PM   #92
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FIXED IT DADDY ARE YOU PROUD NOW
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Old 06-11-2017, 10:50 PM   #93
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I WAS AT MY FAMILY'S CELEBRATING AN EARLY FATHER'S DAY (WHICH I MOSTLY SPENT READING AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE WHERE OUR NATIONAL POLITICS IS DICTATED BY THE TWITTER TANTRUMS OF AN INCREASINGLY SENILE CONMAN) SO I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL FOR CARRYING ON MY LEGACY

THE OLD ANGLO SAXON TRIBES BELIEVED THAT GOING DOWN IN LEGEND WAS MAN'S ONLY TRUE IMMORTALITY IN THIS WORLD AND IT PLEASES ME TO KNOW THAT MY TEXTUAL VERSION OF A DOG DRAGGING ITS ASS ACROSS THE CARPET WILL ECHO THROUGHOUT ETERNITY OR UNTIL UPN'S RAID IS WIPED

ALSO IT PISSES TALON OFF WHICH IS A NICE SIDE BENEFIT

ANYWAY I'M WATCHING THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE ATM WITH NO SPOILERS SO THAT I CAN FEEL THE INEVITABLE DISAPPOINTMENT MOST KEENLY ALSO I WILL BE BUSY WITH OTHER SHIT ON MONDAY AND MOST LIKELY WON'T BE ABLE TO DO SONY'S CONFERENCE SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO POW WOW WITHOUT ME FEEL FREE OR YOU CAN WAIT FOR ME TO DO IT ON TUESDAY FOR SPICY HOT TAKES ON THIS YEAR'S YEARLY CONSOLE SHOOTER FOR DIRT CHILDREN WHO CARES
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Old 06-11-2017, 10:57 PM   #94
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XBOX ONE X

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THAT LITERALLY THE BEST NAME THEY COULD COME UP WITH

EDIT: ALL THESE PEOPLE CHEERING AT HARDWARE SPECS THAT MEAN FUCK ALL WITH NO ACTUAL CONTEXT

EDIT EDIT: I'M REALLY TRYING TO NOT RUN COMMENTARY AFTER WE JUST SPENT FOUR PAGES RUNNING COMMENTARY BUT OLD HABITS DIE HARD
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:01 PM   #95
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HEY GUYS OUR ENGINEERING TEAM INVENTED EXCITING NEW CONCEPTS LIKE "UPSCALING" AND "SUPERSAMPLING" AND "BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY" THAT PC GAMERS HAVE KNOWN ABOUT FOR FUCKING YEARS

FUCK I'VE BECOME A SLAVE TO MY OWN CREATION I AM UNDONE BY MY OWN HUBRIS
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:03 PM   #96
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HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE TO JACK OFF TO CARS

BUT IN 4K

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM THE ONE IN CONTROL
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:05 PM   #97
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OH BOY WE'RE GOING TO SEE ANOTHER CAR SHOWN OFF AT AN E3 CONFERENCE
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:05 PM   #98
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WELCOME TO BETHESDALAND.

WE'LL OFFER YOU AN EXPERIENCE AT E3 YOU WON'T GET ANYWHERE ELSE.

LIKE THE SAME GAMES WE'VE LITERALLY ALREADY RELEASED.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:06 PM   #99
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FUCK WE'RE CROSSING THE STREAMS

PULL UP SNEAZE

PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:06 PM   #100
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ALSO NOBODY AT THIS FUCKING E3 CONFERENCE IS EVEN ALLOWED WITH TWO MILES OF A PORSCHE DEALERSHIP
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