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Old 06-14-2010, 01:11 PM   #26
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XBOX LIVE TO WINDOWS ON CELL PHONES

WE WERE TOLD WE NEEDED TO INTEGRATE OUR SHIT, SO WE FIGURED WHY NOT PUT IRRELEVANT CRAP ON OTHER IRRELEVANT CRAP
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:12 PM   #27
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WE'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN VOICE CHAT AND NOW THROUGH KINECT YOU CAN SEE THE 13 YEAR-OLD BOY WHO CALLS YOU A MEXICAN JEW LIZARD IN HALO
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:13 PM   #28
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I'M A GIRL AND I LOVE MY BRO-SHOOTER CONSOLE BECAUSE IT LETS ME TALK WITH MY FRIENDS

WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT A PHONE IS

AND I HAVE A LISP
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:13 PM   #29
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COMMUNICATING BETWEEN SEATTLE AND TEXAS

IS THERE NOTHING KINECT CAN'T DO
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:14 PM   #30
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WOW, TWO WOMEN TALKING ABOUT THEIR GAMERSCORE

HOLY SHIT IT'S PAINFUL HOW FORCED THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IS
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:15 PM   #31
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BAH, DON'T DIE ON ME VIDEO FEED

BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:17 PM   #32
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WE HOPE PEOPLE WILL BUY A 360 SO THAT THEY CAN WATCH ESPN

BASIC CABLE, WHAT IS THAT
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:20 PM   #33
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OHIO STATE IS GOD TIER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:21 PM   #34
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I've been beating games since before you quit wearing diapers.
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:22 PM   #35
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I've been beating games since before you quit wearing diapers.
YOU DIE IN OKAMI

GOD HATES A LIAR LIKE HE HATES THE GAYS TALON
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:23 PM   #36
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Okami is a game. And a shitty one at that. "Hey, let's all talk like the adults in Charlie Brown cartoons!"
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:24 PM   #37
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Okami is a game. And a shitty one at that. "Hey, let's all talk like the adults in Charlie Brown cartoons!"
IT'S CUTE THAT YOU THINK YOUR SHITTY OPINIONS ARE VALID
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:25 PM   #38
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HEY KUDO

WHAT DOES THE BOTTOM OF AN AVATAR'S SHOE LOOK LIKE
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:26 PM   #39
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INTRODUCTING KINECTIMALS WITH THE APPROPRIATE SUB-10 ETHNIC MINORITY GIRL

YOU KNOW, THE TARGET AUDIENCE OF THE XBOX 360 FOR IMPORTANT, WORLDWIDE GAME-EVENTS SUCH AS HALO, GEARS OF WAR AND CALL OF DUTY
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:27 PM   #40
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PLEASE STOP, GOD PLEASE STOP

MOZZ MUST BE SO HORNY RIGHT NOW
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:30 PM   #41
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KINECT SPORTS

WE HAD FOUR FUCKING YEARS AND THE BEST WE COULD DO IS COPY WII SPORTS
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:33 PM   #42
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WOW MICROSOFT NOTHING MAKES ME WANT TO BUY YOUR GAMES MORE THAN PARADING AROUND A NUMBER OF FEMALES WHO CLEARLY DON'T WANT TO BE THERE
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:36 PM   #43
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WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SURF ON A CLOUD?

YOU MEAN LIKE IN A MARIO GAME?
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:37 PM   #44
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MORE GIRLS

PLEASE BUY OUR BRO-BRANDED BRO-CONSOLE

WOMEN LIKE MILITARY SHOOTERS, RIGHT
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:40 PM   #45
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UBISOFT MAKING MORE NINTENDO-LIKE QUALITY WITH YOURSHAPE
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:42 PM   #46
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I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AMAZING GAME

AND MY FAT PAYCHECK
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:47 PM   #47
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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW GIRLS PLAY VIDEO GAMES

IT'S TRUE

PLEASE DON'T CALL THEM MEXICAN JEW LIZARDS ON XBOX LIVE PLZ
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:49 PM   #48
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THIS CONFERENCE REMINDS ME WHAT A BORING LAST NAME I HAVE

I NEED TO CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING MORE CLEVER AND EXPRESSIVE

LIKE BRACKENOPOLISHINIGAMIFESTERSON
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:51 PM   #49
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WHITE BOYS CAN'T JUMP, DANCE, OR RAP

THIS PRESENTATION IS LIES
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Old 06-14-2010, 01:54 PM   #50
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STAR WARS KINECT

RED MEAT FOR THE NERDS
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