E3 2018: WATCHING HOPE DIE IN 4K - Page 7

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:25 PM

A COMIX ZONE SEQUEL

NVM IT'S FUCKING BATTLETOADS

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:26 PM

PRETTY COOL THAT WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT BETSY DEVOS' BROTHER IN LAW IN THE NEW JUST CAUSE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:28 PM

A TRAILER FOR GEARS OF WAR FUNKO POPS

I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS AND THEY'RE ALL VARYING FLAVORS OF CONTEMPT

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:29 PM

GEARS OF WAR XCOM

OKAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN DUMBER THAN I WAS EXPECTING

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:31 PM

LET'S GET SOME PATHOS IN OUR CHAINSAW MEAT MAN SHOOTBANG

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:34 PM

THIS IS SOME REAL EXCITING CINEMATIC TRAILER GAMEPLAY

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:35 PM

GAMING IS AT ITS MOST VIBRANT AS AAA PUBLISHERS DREDGE EVER DEEPER INTO THE SAME DEPLETED WELL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:36 PM

I'VE HEARD THE WORD "HISTORIC" MORE IN THIS PRESENTATION THAN I HEARD IN MY ACTUAL HISTORY CLASSES IN SCHOOL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:37 PM

WE'RE GOING TO BULLSHIT YOU ABOUT GAME AI LIKE THERE'S STILL ANY MEANINGFUL TECHNOLOGICAL BOTTLENECK THAT HASN'T BEEN SOLVED IN THE PAST 10 YEARS

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:38 PM

ONCE WE SMOTHERED LIONHEAD WITH A PILLOW WE REALIZED WE WERE OUT OF STUDIOS TO DRIVE INTO THE GROUND WITH OUR CALLOUS IGNORANCE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:39 PM

OH BOY GUYS MS DOS EXCLUSIVE ON XBOX ONE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:40 PM

OH HEY CYBERPUNK 2077 IS ACTUALLY STILL A THING

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:42 PM

AND THAT'S IT

MICROSOFT GETS POINTS FOR SHOWING SHIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY

TOO BAD NONE OF IT WILL ACTUALLY BE EXCLUSIVE TO THEIR CONSOLE THOUGH SO THANKS FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING FOR THIRD PARTY DEVS I GUESS

I GIVE THIS PRESENTATION AN UNCOMFORTABLE ERECTION IN A CHURCH SERVICE JUST BEFORE COMMUNION

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:25 PM

https://www.twitch.tv/bethesda

ANDREW WK DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE RAGE 2 SEEM COOL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:28 PM

I DO LIKE THIS COVER OF TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS

NOT GOING TO LIE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:28 PM

OF COURSE THESE TWO GIRLS ARE CONCENTRATED CRINGE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:29 PM

THERE ARE SOME TWITCH EXTENSIONS IF TWITCH CHAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:30 PM

IS BETHESDA STARTING A HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY OR SOMETHING

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:31 PM

HEY BETHESDA I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE'S TOLD YOU BUT YOU'VE ONLY GOT THE FIRST PART OF "BREAK THINGS AND THEN FIX THINGS" DOWN

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:32 PM

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS CREATE YOUR VIDEO GAMES

FUCKED UP IF TRUE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:34 PM

WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING A CORPORATE RECRUITING VIDEO IN THIS E3 PRESENTATION

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:35 PM

ANYONE WHO CHEERED AT "ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE" PLEASE REPORT OUTSIDE FOR IMMEDIATE LIQUIDATION

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:36 PM

TO BE FAIR TO WALMART CANADA I CAN'T EXPECT ANYONE WOULD CARE TO KEEP A SECRET THAT WAS RAGE 2

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:36 PM

OKAY YOU KNOW HOW I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT ANDREW WK

WELL UH

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 08:38 PM

I'M THE SHOT OF ALL THE BAFFLED ATTENDEES IN THE AUDIENCE

06-10-2018, 04:25 PM	#151
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	A COMIX ZONE SEQUEL NVM IT'S FUCKING BATTLETOADS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:26 PM	#152
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	PRETTY COOL THAT WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT BETSY DEVOS' BROTHER IN LAW IN THE NEW JUST CAUSE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:28 PM	#153
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	A TRAILER FOR GEARS OF WAR FUNKO POPS I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS AND THEY'RE ALL VARYING FLAVORS OF CONTEMPT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:29 PM	#154
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	GEARS OF WAR XCOM OKAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN DUMBER THAN I WAS EXPECTING __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:31 PM	#155
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	LET'S GET SOME PATHOS IN OUR CHAINSAW MEAT MAN SHOOTBANG __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:34 PM	#156
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS IS SOME REAL EXCITING CINEMATIC TRAILER GAMEPLAY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:35 PM	#157
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	GAMING IS AT ITS MOST VIBRANT AS AAA PUBLISHERS DREDGE EVER DEEPER INTO THE SAME DEPLETED WELL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:36 PM	#158
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I'VE HEARD THE WORD "HISTORIC" MORE IN THIS PRESENTATION THAN I HEARD IN MY ACTUAL HISTORY CLASSES IN SCHOOL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:37 PM	#159
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WE'RE GOING TO BULLSHIT YOU ABOUT GAME AI LIKE THERE'S STILL ANY MEANINGFUL TECHNOLOGICAL BOTTLENECK THAT HASN'T BEEN SOLVED IN THE PAST 10 YEARS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:38 PM	#160
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	ONCE WE SMOTHERED LIONHEAD WITH A PILLOW WE REALIZED WE WERE OUT OF STUDIOS TO DRIVE INTO THE GROUND WITH OUR CALLOUS IGNORANCE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:39 PM	#161
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH BOY GUYS MS DOS EXCLUSIVE ON XBOX ONE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:40 PM	#162
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH HEY CYBERPUNK 2077 IS ACTUALLY STILL A THING __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:42 PM	#163
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	AND THAT'S IT MICROSOFT GETS POINTS FOR SHOWING SHIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY TOO BAD NONE OF IT WILL ACTUALLY BE EXCLUSIVE TO THEIR CONSOLE THOUGH SO THANKS FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING FOR THIRD PARTY DEVS I GUESS I GIVE THIS PRESENTATION AN UNCOMFORTABLE ERECTION IN A CHURCH SERVICE JUST BEFORE COMMUNION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:25 PM	#164
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	https://www.twitch.tv/bethesda ANDREW WK DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE RAGE 2 SEEM COOL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:28 PM	#165
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I DO LIKE THIS COVER OF TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS NOT GOING TO LIE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:28 PM	#166
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OF COURSE THESE TWO GIRLS ARE CONCENTRATED CRINGE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:29 PM	#167
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THERE ARE SOME TWITCH EXTENSIONS IF TWITCH CHAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:30 PM	#168
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	IS BETHESDA STARTING A HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY OR SOMETHING __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:31 PM	#169
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HEY BETHESDA I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE'S TOLD YOU BUT YOU'VE ONLY GOT THE FIRST PART OF "BREAK THINGS AND THEN FIX THINGS" DOWN __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:32 PM	#170
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	DID YOU KNOW THAT ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS CREATE YOUR VIDEO GAMES FUCKED UP IF TRUE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:34 PM	#171
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING A CORPORATE RECRUITING VIDEO IN THIS E3 PRESENTATION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:35 PM	#172
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	ANYONE WHO CHEERED AT "ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE" PLEASE REPORT OUTSIDE FOR IMMEDIATE LIQUIDATION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:36 PM	#173
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TO BE FAIR TO WALMART CANADA I CAN'T EXPECT ANYONE WOULD CARE TO KEEP A SECRET THAT WAS RAGE 2 __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:36 PM	#174
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OKAY YOU KNOW HOW I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT ANDREW WK WELL UH __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 08:38 PM	#175
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I'M THE SHOT OF ALL THE BAFFLED ATTENDEES IN THE AUDIENCE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

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