E3 2018: WATCHING HOPE DIE IN 4K - Page 6

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:51 PM

THIS TRASH PURPLE WILL COME IN HANDY WHEN I SELL IT FOR 5 CREDITS

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:52 PM

EVEN AT AN E3 PRESENTATION NO ONE CAN BE BOTHERED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE CONTEXT FOR A SIDE QUEST

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:53 PM

GHOST GARRUS WAS AN UNDERRATED ELEMENT OF THE OG DIVISION

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:53 PM

INSIDE THIS CRASHED AIR FORCE ONE WILL BE AN EASTER EGG SKELETON OF MIKE PENCE'S FAVORITE HORSE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:56 PM

THIS IS A SPECIAL TIME FOR GAMERS

WE'VE NEVER HAD SO MANY GAMES TO PLAY THAT ARE EXCLUSIVES ON PLATFORMS THAT WE DON'T CONTROL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:57 PM

XBOX GAME PASS

YET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE FOR FUCKING RUBES

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 03:58 PM

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO GAMES

SO HERE ARE SOME OLD TITLES YOU'VE PLAYED 500 TIMES ALREADY

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:00 PM

FREEDOM OF CHOICE

AT WILL EMPLOYMENT

BUZZWORDS

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:01 PM

HERE ARE 40 OF OUR 50 GAMES IN FIVE SECOND CLIPS IN OUR SIZZLE REEL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:02 PM

WHICH ANNOYS ME BECAUSE SOME OF THESE GAMES LOOK INFINITELY MORE INTERESTING THAN WAR SHOOTER KILL BAD MEN 5

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:04 PM

I REMEMBER WHEN TOMB RAIDER WAS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A KNOCK OFF UNCHARTED

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:05 PM

TONY HAWK SHUFFLES FORTH FROM THE GRAVE FOR YET ANOTHER BRANDING OPPORTUNITY

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:08 PM

THIS SEEMS INTERESTING

*KOREAN MMO BULLSHIT*

LOL NEVERMIND

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:09 PM

IS THIS A GOOD DMC OR A NINJA THEORY ONE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:11 PM

LOOK AT THESE TWO GUYS WHO CLEARLY HATE EACH OTHER TRY AND FEIGN FRIENDSHIP

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:12 PM

APPRECIATE THE NOT-SO-SUBTLE SHADE THROWN AT NINJA THEORY IN THIS PRESENTATION

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:12 PM

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS HIGH TECH SHIT KNOWN AS "MOTION CAPTURE"

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:14 PM

VAGUE TRAILER FOR CUPHEAD DLC

UH OKAY

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:14 PM

ANIMAL ZELDA CROSSING I GUESS (?)

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:16 PM

A LABOR OF LOVE CONCEIVED BY A SINGLE DEVELOPER

GROUND UNDERFOOT BY AN UNCARING CORPORATE MONOLITH

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:16 PM

WE'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT BUILDING GAMING COMMUNITIES IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEN WE CAN REPLACE OUR ACTUAL EMPLOYEES WITH GULLIBLE VOLUNTEERS

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:17 PM

THIS IS SOME CROSSOVER FIGHTING GAME ISN'T IT

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:18 PM

YEP THESE ARE DEFINITELY SOME ANIME SERIES I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:21 PM

I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS EVERY TIME IN EVERY E3 THREAD OVER THE PAST COUPLE YEARS BUT CAN WE BE FUCKING BORED OF ZOMBIES NOW PLEASE

Blastoise · 06-10-2018, 04:22 PM

TRIPLE AAA GAME MANATEE BALL GENERATOR

"OPEN WORLD"
"PARKOUR"
"ZOMBIES"
"CHOICES WITH CONSEQUENCES"

06-10-2018, 03:51 PM	#126
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS TRASH PURPLE WILL COME IN HANDY WHEN I SELL IT FOR 5 CREDITS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:52 PM	#127
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	EVEN AT AN E3 PRESENTATION NO ONE CAN BE BOTHERED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE CONTEXT FOR A SIDE QUEST __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:53 PM	#128
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	GHOST GARRUS WAS AN UNDERRATED ELEMENT OF THE OG DIVISION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:53 PM	#129
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	INSIDE THIS CRASHED AIR FORCE ONE WILL BE AN EASTER EGG SKELETON OF MIKE PENCE'S FAVORITE HORSE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:56 PM	#130
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS IS A SPECIAL TIME FOR GAMERS WE'VE NEVER HAD SO MANY GAMES TO PLAY THAT ARE EXCLUSIVES ON PLATFORMS THAT WE DON'T CONTROL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:57 PM	#131
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	XBOX GAME PASS YET ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE FOR FUCKING RUBES __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 03:58 PM	#132
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	IT ALL COMES DOWN TO GAMES SO HERE ARE SOME OLD TITLES YOU'VE PLAYED 500 TIMES ALREADY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:00 PM	#133
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	FREEDOM OF CHOICE AT WILL EMPLOYMENT BUZZWORDS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:01 PM	#134
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HERE ARE 40 OF OUR 50 GAMES IN FIVE SECOND CLIPS IN OUR SIZZLE REEL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:02 PM	#135
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHICH ANNOYS ME BECAUSE SOME OF THESE GAMES LOOK INFINITELY MORE INTERESTING THAN WAR SHOOTER KILL BAD MEN 5 __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:04 PM	#136
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I REMEMBER WHEN TOMB RAIDER WAS SOMETHING OTHER THAN A KNOCK OFF UNCHARTED __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:05 PM	#137
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TONY HAWK SHUFFLES FORTH FROM THE GRAVE FOR YET ANOTHER BRANDING OPPORTUNITY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:08 PM	#138
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS SEEMS INTERESTING KOREAN MMO BULLSHIT LOL NEVERMIND __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:09 PM	#139
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	IS THIS A GOOD DMC OR A NINJA THEORY ONE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:11 PM	#140
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	LOOK AT THESE TWO GUYS WHO CLEARLY HATE EACH OTHER TRY AND FEIGN FRIENDSHIP __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:12 PM	#141
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	APPRECIATE THE NOT-SO-SUBTLE SHADE THROWN AT NINJA THEORY IN THIS PRESENTATION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:12 PM	#142
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS HIGH TECH SHIT KNOWN AS "MOTION CAPTURE" __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:14 PM	#143
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	VAGUE TRAILER FOR CUPHEAD DLC UH OKAY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:14 PM	#144
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	ANIMAL ZELDA CROSSING I GUESS (?) __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:16 PM	#145
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	A LABOR OF LOVE CONCEIVED BY A SINGLE DEVELOPER GROUND UNDERFOOT BY AN UNCARING CORPORATE MONOLITH __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:16 PM	#146
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WE'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT BUILDING GAMING COMMUNITIES IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THEN WE CAN REPLACE OUR ACTUAL EMPLOYEES WITH GULLIBLE VOLUNTEERS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:17 PM	#147
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS IS SOME CROSSOVER FIGHTING GAME ISN'T IT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:18 PM	#148
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	YEP THESE ARE DEFINITELY SOME ANIME SERIES I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:21 PM	#149
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS EVERY TIME IN EVERY E3 THREAD OVER THE PAST COUPLE YEARS BUT CAN WE BE FUCKING BORED OF ZOMBIES NOW PLEASE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-10-2018, 04:22 PM	#150
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TRIPLE AAA GAME MANATEE BALL GENERATOR "OPEN WORLD" "PARKOUR" "ZOMBIES" "CHOICES WITH CONSEQUENCES" __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-10-2018 at 05:04 PM.

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