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Old 08-14-2013, 06:51 PM   #51
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick you nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Hoho?

Then what parts of your friends can you pick?
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Though, I also dislike the concept of lamenting the current day while wishing to re-experience the past. At least, my modern attitude is to try and make each new day magical even if it's not, since exclusively reminiscing about the past is too pathetic.
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:05 PM   #52
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Having successfully managed to give TL6 trainers a free level up slot without anyone noticing (woo abuse of power), I'm applying the upgrade to my Umbreon, Vetinari.

Vetinari is now a TL7 Umbreon and the most powerful Eeveelution in the ASB.

Suck it bitches.
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Though, I also dislike the concept of lamenting the current day while wishing to re-experience the past. At least, my modern attitude is to try and make each new day magical even if it's not, since exclusively reminiscing about the past is too pathetic.
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Old 08-15-2013, 03:54 PM   #53
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Though, I also dislike the concept of lamenting the current day while wishing to re-experience the past. At least, my modern attitude is to try and make each new day magical even if it's not, since exclusively reminiscing about the past is too pathetic.
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Old 08-15-2013, 05:55 PM   #54
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So today I was working with a 5 year old kid at the camp I work at and this needed to be said, "no, you may not pick your nose with my finger."
"It's toe or nothing, god damn it!"
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Old 08-15-2013, 06:17 PM   #55
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick you nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
That was also said.
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:55 PM   #56
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That was also said.
Funny, but hardly original.
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Old 08-15-2013, 10:56 PM   #57
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick you nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You can pick your friends and you can shit at work but you can't chase your work friends around with a piece of shit on a stick.
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:33 PM   #58
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Old 08-23-2013, 10:10 PM   #59
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Old 09-24-2013, 09:53 PM   #60
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Though, I also dislike the concept of lamenting the current day while wishing to re-experience the past. At least, my modern attitude is to try and make each new day magical even if it's not, since exclusively reminiscing about the past is too pathetic.
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Old 09-24-2013, 09:58 PM   #61
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Maple: *In really creepy Yandere voice* "Heeeeeeeey... Where does Fallen Icarus live?"


RUN FALLEN! RUN!!!
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Old 09-24-2013, 10:01 PM   #62
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Old 09-24-2013, 10:04 PM   #63
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Old 09-25-2013, 12:07 AM   #64
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Okay so it wasn't me who said this but a friend of mine

The joke is only really funny if you watch/read Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin)


Me: a few weeks ago a friend and I were eating taco bell when we noticed behind us was a japanese restaurant called Kyojin. on that day we receieved a grim reminder
friend: but what kind of restaurant is called "Titan"?
friend: oh god do they serve human???
friend: 'seafood'. right.
me: youve uncovered a huge scandal omg
friend: sushi thats good enough to die for
me: omg stop i cant
friend: prices are half off if you mention marco


I can't believe she did that without missing a beat. best thing I've heard in a long, long time
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:51 AM   #65
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3:19 PM - Concept: my flat currently lacks vital things like oven trays and a kettle :p
3:19 PM - Concept: later#
3:20 PM - Perseus Dash Jackson: haha
3:20 PM - Perseus Dash Jackson: kettle
3:20 PM - Perseus Dash Jackson: so British
3:20 PM - Concept: i haven't had a cup of tea in three days
3:20 PM - Concept: i think i'm going into withdrawel
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Old 10-01-2013, 05:36 PM   #66
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I- I was dehydrated last night! ;___;
So uh, how far did you guys go last night?

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Kin was that fiesty?
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Old 10-19-2013, 07:08 PM   #67
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Old 10-19-2013, 08:20 PM   #68
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Hey now. Hey.

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Old 10-19-2013, 08:54 PM   #69
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Old 10-20-2013, 04:50 AM   #70
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As it turns out I got some hetero attention.
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Old 10-20-2013, 04:55 AM   #71
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:30 AM   #72
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Old 10-20-2013, 10:35 AM   #73
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Old 10-20-2013, 03:35 PM   #74
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One time I was in drag and it was only after I spoke that I heard the immortal line "Oh my god, that's a guy in drag too!"

I also got the same text from Kushtie, but was too slow to post it. Damnit Dave!
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:20 PM   #75
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So, Markus and I were talking, and somehow ended up at the subject of the old schoolyard joke of spelling icup.

Then, my thoughts wandered and, y'know, I wouldn't be too surprised if Apple released a cross between a protective athletic supporter and phone, the iCup.

This of course led to three thoughts:
1) The implications of butt-dialing (clearly, it couldn't be your butt)
2) Setting it to vibrate
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