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REMEMBER THAT COOL STAR WARS GAME FROM LUCASARTS THAT GOT SHITCANNED
WILL SOMEONE AT DISNEY PLEASE DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE IN THE AAA GAMES MARKET OR NOT
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WE WANTED TO BRING IN THE TWO PEOPLE WHO OWN A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE BUT HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN STAR WARS
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THERE'S NO POINT IN DOING A STAR WARS GAME IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE
NOW HERE'S THE BATTLE OF HOTH
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WE DISCUSS HOW STAR WARS ENSURED THAT GIRLS WOULD NEVER TALK TO US IN HIGH SCHOOL
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WE ARE PUMPING THIS LICENSE FOR EVERYTHING IT'S WORTH
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WE HAVE TO TAKE CREATIVE RISKS IN OUR GAME ABOUT SHOOTING MEN IN WAR
LIKE IMAGINING A WORLD WHERE THE F-35 ISN'T A DUMPSTER FIRE
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LISTEN TO THIS TOTALLY HORSESHIT STORY ABOUT HOW WE REALIZED THAT WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF WARS INVOLVING GUNS
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I AM EXCITED TO TALK TO THESE RANDOM DOUCHERS WHO ARE TRYING TO SOUND ENTHUSIASTIC
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ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD 1 WILL YOU GET TO PLAY THE WW1 BATTLES WHEN WE WERE COLLECTIVELY FUCKING AROUND AND BEFORE EVERYTHING GOT BOGGED DOWN IN HORRIBLE TRENCH WARFARE THAT WOULD KILL ALL MEN FROM A VILLAGE IN A SINGLE CHARGE
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GET READY TO FUCK AROUND WITH STUPID WUNDERWAFFEN THAT WERE WUNDERWAFFEN BEFORE THE NAZIS MADE IT COOL
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HERE'S THIS SAME TRAILER AGAIN BECAUSE WHY NOT
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WITH SOME REALLY INCONGRUOUS HIP HOP TRACK
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GUYS CAN WE CHANGE THE WORLD
I'M NOT SURE
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY
BUT REMEMBER THAT INDECENT EXPOSURE IS A CLASS ONE FELONY
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AND THAT'S IT FOR EA
TUNE IN TOMORROW AS I RAGE AT SONY'S DUMB BULLSHIT AND (TIME AND STUPID TAIKO DRUM BULLSHIT PERMITTING) A REPLAY OF MICROSOFT'S CONFERENCE
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OH AND I GUESS THE GAMESPOT DOUCHERS WANT TO RATE THE CONFERENCE
I GIVE IT TWO STRAY DOGS HAVING SEX ON YOUR FRONT LAWN OUT OF 10
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It's the most wonderful time of the year :')
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ANYWAYS I KNOW THAT THE GROUND RULES HAVE NEVER BEEN EXPLICITLY LAID DOWN FOR E3 THREADS AND I'M NOT TAKING A DAY OFF FROM WORK TO WATCH FUCKING VIDEO GAME TRAILERS SO FEEL FREE TO USE THIS THREAD AS A GENERAL E3 DISCUSSION/WANK RECEPTACLE UNTIL I GET BACK THE ONLY GROUND RULES TO ENSURE MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT AT CORPORATE FANBOY MISERY ARE 1. MAKE SURE YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON FOR MAXIMUM IRATE 2. PERIODS AND COMMAS ARE NOT STRICTLY VERBOTEN BUT ARE FROWNED UPON (UNLESS YOU'RE NUMBERING A LIST AS IN THIS EXAMPLE) 3. DON'T THINK JUST POST EMBRACE THE VAPID SHALLOW GUT REACTION THINKING OUR MODERN CONSUMER CULTURE HAS FOISTED UPON YOU AND TURN IT UPON THEM LIKE A CHAINSAW FUELED BY CONCENTRATED HATE 4. FIZZY BUBBLES IS STILL SHIT 5. WHOOPS NUMBER 4 ISN'T A RULE 5.B. BUT IT'S STILL TRUE
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WHY NO BETHESDA RAGE
I MEAN THIS DISHONORED SHIT IS JUST 'OH THIS WORKED IN THAT OTHER KILLING-PEOPLE GAME, LET'S WRANGLE IT INTO OURS!' AND THEN RECYCLING SKYRIM. HAVE SOME DIGNITY BETHESDA. ALSO FUCK FALLOUT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR HOW MUCH MORE CAN THEY DO WITH THAT SHIT? OH WAIT IT'S ABOUT TWO-THIRDS 'LOL BASE BUILDING SHIT' AND SOME RANDOM SPAN OUT BULLSHIT COD-LENGTH STORYLINE PLACES.
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COME WATCH TOTALBULLSHIT SNARK AT THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE WHICH IS STARTING RIGHT NOW AND PROBABLY BITCH ABOUT FRAMERATES OR DON'T OR WHATEVER ALTERNATIVELY, THE GIANT BOMB STREAM SCHEDULE - PC GAME SHOW AT 2:30 EST, UBISOFT AT 4 EST, SONY AT 9 EST Last edited by deoxys; 06-13-2016 at 12:13 PM. |
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SONNY BONO'S EXTREME SKIING SIMULATOR COMING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
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SO ANYWAYS SONY'S PRESENTATION IS AT 6 PM TONIGHT SO WE'LL BE ROCKING THE KASBAH ON THAT ONE AFTER I GET FAT ON MY PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA LIKE A GOOD DORITO-DEW CHUGGING ORIGINAL GAMER
WILL TENTATIVELY BE USING THE FOLLOWING STREAMS DEPENDING ON WHICH ONE IS THE LEAST SHITTY http://www.twitch.tv/playstation (I MEAN I GUESS YOU COULD ALSO USE TWITCH TO WATCH A BUNCH OF CHINESE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYERS TEAMFIGHT LIKE A CLASS FULL OF RETARDED KIDS IN SUMO FAT SUITS BY WHY WOULD YOU) https://www.youtube.com/PlayStation APPARENTLY MICROSOFT'S CONFERENCE WAS 90 MINUTES OR SO LONG SO THAT ONE MIGHT BE DOABLE TONIGHT AS WELL AND I HAVEN'T READ ANY E3 NEWS TODAY SO MY RAGEBONER IS FULLY ERECT FOR YOUR PLEASURE |
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