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SO BEFORE WE DELVE INTO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE, I WANTED TO SHARE A BIT OF BACHELOR-RELATED NEWS FOR THOSE (UNDERSTANDABLY) NOT FOLLOWING ALL THE LATEST DEVELOPMENTS TO COME FROM THE #BACHELORNATION
OUR GOOD FRIEND BEKAH M. MADE NATIONAL NEWS THIS PAST WEEK BY APPARENTLY BEING A MISSING PERSON SUPER SLEUTHS QUICKLY CONCLUDED THAT A WOMAN WHO IS APPEARING REGULARLY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION IS PROBABLY NOT MISSING TURNS OUT THAT SHE JUST DIDN'T CALL HER MOM AFTER GOING TO WORK ON A POT FARM FOR A FEW WEEKS PEOPLE (READ: KELLY RIPPA) ARE NOW SPECULATING THAT SHE WILL BE TAKING HOME THE FINAL FINAL ROSE BECAUSE SHE CONTINUED TO BE ON SOCIAL MEDIA LOCKDOWN ENOUGH SO THAT HER MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE WAS STILL ALIVE TAKE THAT HOW YOU WILL |
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THIS WEEK: THE PRODUCERS SUBJECT THE INNOCENT CITIZENS OF PARIS TO THIS SHIT
THEY'RE UH, LIVING ON A BOAT THIS WEEK I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHY GOD THIS CITY IS WASTED ON THIS MAN CAN WE THROW KRYSTAL OFF THE BOAT PLEASE ALSO I LOVE THAT SHE READS INTO HER BEING ON THE SHOW ANOTHER WEEK DESPITE QUITE CLEARLY BEING FORCED TO STAY BY THE PRODUCERS UGH FOUR DATES THAT MEANS TWO ON ONES TWO GIRLS LEAVE ONE GIRL RETURNS KRYSTAL IS CONVINCED SHE WILL GET THE TWO ON ONE AND IS CONVINCED SHE'D WIN ANYWAY DATE CARD Spoiler: show THEY'RE GOING ON A LITTLE GONDOLA SOMEONE SAYS AS A SPEEDBOAT PULLS UP KRYSTAL ACTS LIKE AN AGGRESSIVE BITCH TO THE LAST LAUREN STANDING FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON BECAUSE SHE'S JUST INCREDIBLY PETTY |
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ARIE TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE'S ATTRACTED TO THE LAST LAUREN STANDING BUT THEN SIMULTANEOUSLY ADMITS THAT HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW HER AT ALL
SO YEAH, THAT'S WHERE WE STAND, SIX WEEKS IN I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT TYPICALLY BY THIS POINT, THE GIRLS WHO GO ON ONE-ON-ONES ARE TYPICALLY LIKE, AT LEAST SOMEWHAT ESTABLISHED YOU'RE NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE USING THE ONE-ON-ONES AS WEEDERS ARIE THEN SPENDS A FULL TALKING HEAD SEGMENT TALKING ABOUT HOW HE IS NOT CONFIDENT ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL THEY DON'T TALK FOR LIKE A FULL 20 UNBROKEN MINUTES HE BASICALLY ASKS HER TO PAY HIM ATTENTION OH HONEY THAT'S NOT HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK HOW ARE YOU LIKE, BAD AT BEING THE BACHELOR |
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WELL RIGHT INTO THE NEXT DATE CARD
Spoiler: show THAT EXCLUDES KRYSTAL JACQUELINE AND KENDALL WOW SO HOPEFULLY THAT'S A NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR KRYSTAL CONSIDERING THOSE TWO ARE PRETTY FORGETTABLE WE'LL SEE THOUGH ANYWAY, TIME TO SEND THE LAST LAUREN STANDING HOME THE PRODUCERS ARE JUST KINDA PHONING IT IN AT THIS POINT BUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ARIE'S FAULT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS APPARENTLY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST PUT THIS GIRL ON LIKE THREE GROUP DATES AND SEND HER HOME DURING THE ROSE CEREMONY IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING IT NOT JUST KEEP HER AROUND FOR SHIGGLES AND THEN JUST LIKE TEST THE WATER WITH A ONE-ON-ONE SIX WEEKS IN IDK ARIE SPILLS HIS GUTS ABOUT A TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND LAUREN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TRUST ISSUES CAN WE END THIS PLEASE ARIE NO STOP DON'T GIVE HER THE ROSE YOU LITERALLY JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE DATE ENABLING HER GUARDEDNESS AND NOT MAKING ANY EFFORT TO GET TO KNOW HER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT THIS IT'S WEEK SIX WE HAVE LIKE THREE MORE ACTUAL EPISODES YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING "FIRST DATES" WITH THESE WOMEN |
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WELL NOW IS THE GROUP DATE
PREDICTABLY, THEY'RE DOING BURLESQUE AT MOULIN ROUGE LMAO ABC HAS TO CENSOR THE CANCAN DANCERS WHEN THEY FLASH THEIR UNDERWEAR THIS GOES HOW YOU EXPECT IT TO - ONE OF THE GIRLS IS A DANCER AND IS SUPER GOOD, ONE OF THE GIRLS IS REALLY HORRIBLE, EVERYONE ELSE IS OKAY SEINNE IS THE DANCER, TIA IS THE BAD ONE EVERYONE IS WEARING RIDICULOUS COSTUMES IDK THIS WOULD BE FUN IF WE HADN'T ALREADY HAD BASICALLY THIS EXACT DATE LIKE 100 TIMES BEFORE BUT IN SLIGHTLY LESS GLAMOROUS CONTEXTS THEY DO RAISE THE STAKES A LITTLE BY HAVING THE WOMAN WHO GETS THE ROSE DANCE WITH ARIE ON STAGE AT THE MOULIN ROUGE BUT ALL THE INSTRUCTION AND COSTUMES ARE LITERALLY FOR LIKE, A MINUTE OF FOOTAGE SO IT ALL SEEMS PRETTY POINTLESS |
02-06-2018, 06:49 PM | #381 |
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POST-DATE PARTY
ARIE SAYS THAT THE ROSE TODAY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FIRST PART OF THE DATE BUT WITH THEIR CONNECTION SO UH FIRST ONE IS TIA IDK THEY JUST KIND OF REHASH WHAT THEY SAID LAST WEEK MOM IS CONCERNED ABOUT BEKAH BEING HER OPPOSITE ARIE AND BEKAH HAVE A NORMAL HUMAN CONVERSATION BEKAH IS CONFESSING HER INVESTMENT AND JEALOUSY SEINNE AND HIM HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION BUT IT'S KIND OF INCONSEQUENTIAL HE ENDS UP GIVING THE ROSE TO BEKAH, WHICH IS A SOLID CHOICE ALL AROUND THIS SEASON SUCKS HARD BUT BEKAH MAKES IT MORE TOLERABLE I HAVE TO ADMIT THE DANCE THEY DO IS ACTUALLY PRETTY CUTE ARIE IS REALLY BAD AT IT BUT BEKAH IS TOTALLY INTO IT AND SUPER CUTE ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE FORCED TO WATCH AND STEW ABOUT HOW THEIR RELATIONSHIPS ARE WEAKER THAN BEKAH'S AWWW SHE'S LIKE, SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS |
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MAN IT WAS REFRESHING TO HAVE HALF AN EPISODE THAT WASN'T ABOUT KRYSTAL
TOO BAD THAT'S ABOUT TO END BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE DATE CARD Spoiler: show HERE WE GO BOYS KENDALL LOOKS DEVESTATED POOR GIRL THEY'RE HAVING A DATE IN A FRENCH VILLA ARIE CALLS A LUTE A UKELELE KRYSTAL THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT AND HAS THIS ON LOCK KENDALL IS SADLY, HOWEVER, SUPER BORING BUT SO IS ARIE SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER THEY DO THIS MAZE TOGETHER AND LIKE, KENDALL IS CUTE AND FUN BUT KRYSTAL JUST KIND OF ACTS STOIC THE GIRLS ON THE BOAT TALK ABOUT BEING CONCERNED ABOUT KENDALL SIGH |
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WELL IT'S TIME FOR THE PART THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS: THE THREE PERSON COCKTAIL PARTY
SIGH SORRY KENDALL THIS WAS A TOTAL SETUP TO CONVINCE ARIE TO KEEP THIS WOMAN AROUND ARIE GIVES KRYSTAL AN OPPORTUNITY TO RATIONALIZE HER BAD BEHAVIOR TO HIM THEY PLAY SAD MUSIC OVER KRYSTAL BULLSHITTING HIM DON'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO SOFTEN THIS HORRIBLE WOMAN OH MY GOD SHE MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND ON HIM BY SAYING THAT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAME TO TRUST HIM WHAT THE FUCK SHE STARTS ASKING ABOUT WHY KENDALL IS ON THIS DATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU GASLIGHT SHITTALKING THE OTHER WOMAN ON THIS DATE???? WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING HER BEING ON THIS DATE YOU JUST MANIPULATED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WHY DID YOU DO THAT LIKE OKAY FINE ON ONE HAND IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WERE TRYING TO MANIPULATE HIM INTO QUESTIONING THEIR RELATIONSHIP BUT WHY WOULD YOU RISK YOUR STANCE BY SHITTALKING SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU JUST GAVE HIM A PLATFORM TO START A CONVERSATION WITH HER ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP OH MY GOD I HATE YOU FOR BEING A RIDICULOUSLY MANIPULATIVE PERSON BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING MANIPULATIVE LMAO KENDALL CALLS HER OUT FOR THIS KRYSTAL DEFLECTS BY MAKING IT ABOUT KENDALL AND THEN KENDALL JUST CALLS HER MANIPULATIVE AND THEN LIKE, EMPATHIZES WITH HER NO HONEY IT IS NOT YOUR JOB TO SAVE THIS WOMAN KRYSTAL IS LITERALLY STUNNED BY THIS SHOW OF EMPATHY ARIE PUTS OFF MAKING A DECISION FOR DINNER KRYSTAL IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE SHE ONCE AGAIN OVERESTIMATES EVERYTHING |
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KRYSTAL TAKES KENDALL'S GENUINE ATTEMPT AT SYMPATHY AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE HORRIBLE, SOMEHOW
WOW KENDALL CONTINUES TO TRY TO BE LIKE, A NICE PERSON, AND KRYSTAL JUST DEFLECTS ALL OF IT POOR GIRL HER MESSIAH COMPLEX IS TOTALLY MISPLACED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER KRYSTAL LIES TO ARIE ABOUT WHAT HER AND KENDALL WERE TALKING ABOUT AND IS JUST, REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS AND THEN LIES ABOUT KENDALL AND HER BEING IN AGREEMENT ABOUT ANYTHING THE LADIES DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE OUTCOMES EVERYONE'S PUTTING THEIR MONEY ON KRYSTAL, EXCEPT BEKAH, THE THINKING PERSON'S BACHELOR CONTESTANT SO ARIE PULLS OFF KENDALL BUT LEAVES KRYSTAL TO FESTER INTERESTING ANYWAYS BLAH BLAH BLAH GIVE OUT THE ROSE PLEASE Spoiler: show |
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OH SO AFTER ALL THAT SHIT JACQUELINE IS HAVING HER ONE-ON-ONE
THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN LMAO THEY GO SHOPPING AND SOMEHOW JACQUELINE HATES SHOPPING THEY HAVE A NICE, UM, DINNER I THINK IN A NEAT RESTAURANT JACQUELINE DUMPS HER INSECURITIES IMMEDIATELY ARIE THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPER INTELLIGENT SHE IS APPARENTLY CONSIDERING A PHD BUT NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW THAT SINCE THIS IS BASICALLY THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN THIS GIRL ALL SEASON BECAUSE AGAIN, ARIE IS BAD AT THE BACHELOR AND IS USING ONE-ON-ONES AS LATE-GAME WEEDERS MAN THIS JUST TURNED INTO AN INSECURITIES FEST LIKE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE WELL I GUESS SHE'S GOING HOME ON SOME LEVEL THIS GIRL WAS DOOMED FROM THE START OH, WELL, I GUESS I'M WRONG BUT STILL THIS GIRL IS PRETTY DOOMED I DOUBT SHE'S GONNA MAKE TOP 4 UGH ARIE NO YOU DON'T KEEP AROUND THE GIRLS WITH UNCERTAIN FUTURES THIS LATE GOD HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS |
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WELL COCKTAIL PARTY TIME
OR UH ROSE CEREMONY WELL OKAY WHATEVER BEKAH, JACQUELINE AND KENDALL ARE SAFE, ONLY THREE ON THE TABLE Spoiler: show WELL WHAT DO WE DO IN A POST-KRYSTAL WORLD NEXT WEEK IS TUSCANY IN THE MEANTIME, THE LAST LAUREN STANDING FREAKS OUT ABOUT HER CHANCES WELL LADIES WE'RE DOWN TO SIX WEEK AFTER NEXT IS THE DREADED HOMETOWNS MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS ON THE FINAL FOUR AND THE LAST TWO ALSO A WEIRD OVERHYPED PROMO FOR THE LAST FEW EPISODES CREDITS SCENE IS SOME BORING SCENE FROM KENDALL'S POST-DATE TIME THE MUSIC IS NICE AT LEAST |
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I DO WANT TO NOTE FOR THE RECORD THAT ALTHOUGH THAT EPISODE WAS CONSIDERABLY MORE TOLERABLE THAT THIS SEASON CONTINUES TO SUCK PRETTY HARD CONSIDERING WE HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET AN INCOMPETENT BACHELOR
DESPITE THE FACT THAT TO BE THE BACHELOR YOU LITERALLY JUST HAVE TO LIKE, GET TO KNOW LIKE SIX PEOPLE ON A SLIGHTLY MORE THAN SUPERFICIAL LEVEL BUT OF COURSE ARIE IS TOO BUSY SUCKING THEIR FACES OFF TO EVEN DO THAT SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED SO DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM THE REST OF THIS NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WERE TO BEGIN WITH |
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WE HAVE MADE IT, BRAVE HEROES, TO A NEW ERA
KRYSTAL, THE EVIL THE KINGDOM IS ONCE AGAIN FREE FROM HER TYRANNY NOW WE GOTTA SORT OUT THE REST OF THIS MESS GIRD YOUR LOINS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS |
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THIS WEEK, ITALY
EVERYONE IS BAD AT ITALIAN GIRLS WORRY ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE THEY'VE STARTED TOO LATE BECAUSE, AGAIN, ARIE IS BAD AT THE BACHELOR SOMEHOW ALL SORTS OF SOBBING IDK MAYBE THIS WILL BE INTERESTING IT WILL BE HARD TO COMPENSATE FOR SENDING THE FOCUS OF THE SHOW HOME ANTICLIMACTICALLY |
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SOME OF THE GIRLS DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
THEY'RE IN FRONT OF THE LEANING TOWER CHRIS HARRISON SHOWS UP TO STRESS PEOPLE OUT ABOUT HOMETOWNS NO ROSE CEREMONY THIS WEEK, JUST DATE ROSES ACTUALLY THIS IS A GOOD CHANGE I SUPPORT THIS THEY HAVE A PRETTY NORMALASS HOTEL THIS WEEK JACQUELINE DEMONSTRATES WHY SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE HERE DATE CARD Spoiler: show TIME TO SHOW WHY YOU'RE STILL HERE DEAR SHE'S SO DAMN BORING THOUGH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO SOME SMALL TOWN ARIE TALKS ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK YOU IGNORED HER FOR A SOLID TWO MONTHS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS GOING POORLY YET YOU JUST KIND OF IGNORE WOMEN THEY HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE STATE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD LIKE A MONTH AGO THEY DON'T EVEN GET TO LIKE, KNOW EACH OTHER ARIE JUST SUCKS HER FACE OFF YES ARIE THAT PASSION WAS FLEETING, BECAUSE YOU IGNORED HER ALSO WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER YOU BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER GOD UGH |
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JACQUELINE HAS NORMAL HUMAN EMOTIONS ABOUT MORE OR LESS BEING ON THIS SHOW AND BEING TOTALLY IGNORED BUT BEING STILL HERE
AND ALSO JUST LIKE, THE WHOLE CONTRIVED NOTION OF BEING READY TO COMMIT TO MARRIAGE AFTER TWO MONTHS OF VYING FOR THE ATTENTION OF A SINGLE MAN BECCA TALKS ABOUT HER HOMETOWNS AND HOW SHE'S NEVER REALLY BROUGHT SOMEONE HOME ARIE'S REACTION TO THEM TALKING ABOUT THIS IS TO MAKE OUT NOT LIKE, EXPLORE THE LOGISTICS OF THIS OR THE DYNAMICS OF HER FAMILY WELL SOMEHOW THIS BORINGASS WOMAN THAT HE BARELY KNOWS IS GETTING A ROSE IDK WHATEVER THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT ULTIMATELY SO BECCA IS SO BORING AND HAS NO RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM SO |
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OH ANOTHER DATE CARD I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
Spoiler: show BEKAH IS MAD THAT SHE GETS ANOTHER FULL DATE, WHICH IS PRETTY LEGIT BUT AFTER SHE HAD A BREAKDOWN AFTER THE LAST ROSE CEREMONY I THINK THE PRODUCERS MADE HIM DO IT JACQUELINE IS STRUGGLING WITH ALL OF THIS SHE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SEND HERSELF HOME TBH WELL SHES GOING TO TALK TO ARIE WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES (HINT: IT GOES POORLY) |
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JACQUELINE TRIES TO TALK HER WAY INTO GETTING SENT HOME
ARIE TRIES TO DEFEND HIM BEING BAD AT THIS TO KEEP HER HERE, FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY HAVE THIS EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION WHERE SHE CONSIDERS LEAVING AND IT ENDS IN MAKING OUT GOD SHE HAS ALL OF THESE RATIONAL CONCERNS BUT ARIE JUST KIND OF SPINS HER IN A CIRCLE TO DEFLECT ALL OF HER PERFECTLY REASONABLE DOUBTS HE'S NOT EVEN THAT CHARMING OR ATTRACTIVE WHY DO YOU LET HIM DO THIS TO YOU THIS WHOLE SCENE ENDS INCONCLUSIVELY AND JACQUELINE IS CLEARLY FRUSTRATED AND WORSE OFF POOR GIRL YOU JUST NEED TO GO HOME OH GOOD SHE'S LEAVING THANK GOD GOOD FOR YOU GO HOME GIRL |
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TIME FOR THE LAST LAUREN STANDING
LET'S SEE IF SHE STILL STANDS AFTER THIS (SHE PROBABLY WILL - SHE'S SUPER BORING) THEY HAVE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME DATE HE HAD WITH BECCA, BUT WITH LIKE, BIKES AND LIKE GELATO AND A TOWER HE LITERALLY HAS ALL THE SAME THINGS TO SAY ABOUT HIS SHAKY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LAST LAUREN STANDING THAT HE DOES ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BECCA THEY HAVE THE SAME CONVERSATION ABOUT HOMETOWNS, WHICH, TO BE FAIR, IS TYPICAL AT THIS POINT BUT ALSO LIKE, THEY HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING SUBSTANTIVE SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST |
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HERE'S ANOTHER DATE CARD
Spoiler: show WELL SHE'S INTERESTING AND HAS LIKE, SORT OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM AND AFTER BEKAH IS THE ONE THAT MAKES HIM THE MOST NORMAL SO WE'LL SEE ANYWAY THE LAST LAUREN STANDING IS STILL STANDING BIG ROUNDABOUT SPEECH FOR HER TO SAY SHE'S FALLING IN LOVE ARIE IS... AWKWARDLY SILENT AND LEAVES UM THIS IS AWKWARD AS SHIT WHY DID HE DO THAT HE JUST KIND OF COMES BACK AND GIVES HER THE ROSE ANYWAY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE |
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SIENNE AND ARIE GO FIND TRUFFLES
DO THEY HAVE A PIG? OH IT'S A DOG I'LL TAKE IT FUN JERI FACT: I HATE TRUFFLES THE TRUFFLE HUNTER INVITES THEM BACK TO HIS HOUSE FOR LUNCH I AM LEGIT JEALOUS OF THIS NGL THEY DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN AND THE FAMILY BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH HEY SIENNE ACTUALLY DOES KNOW A BIT OF ITALIAN GOOD FOR HER THEY MAKE PASTA AND STUFF IDK THE WOMEN ASK ARIE ABOUT LOVE AND HE GIVES THE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED ANSWER THEY'RE HAVING A UH, TRADITIONAL ITALIAN LUNCH ...WHICH IS PIZZA AND PASTA DUMB AMERICANS WELL THAT WAS A FUN LITTLE FAKE ITALIAN PLAY FOR AMERICAN TELEVISION LET'S MOVE ON |
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THEY HAVE DINNER IN LIKE, THE MIDDLE OF A PIAZZA, WHICH IS P GREAT
SIENNE CLAIMS TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH ARIE THAT THEY HAVE DEVELOPED WHICH LIKE, OKAY, IS MORE BELIEVABLE THAN OTHER WOMEN BUT HIS TRACK RECORD SO FAR DOES NOT HAVE ME VERY CONFIDENT THE WOMEN CONVERSE ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE BETTER IF SIENNE LEAVES BECAUSE THE LAST GROUP DATE IS NOW BASICALLY A THREE-ON-ONE Spoiler: show WOW UM ARIE IS SENDING THIS WOMAN HOME YOU HAD ZERO CONNECTION WITH THE LAST TWO WOMEN AND YOU SENT THEM TO HOMETOWNS AND YOU ARE SENDING THIS WOMAN HOME???????????????? THAT MEANS AN EXTRA ROSE TOMORROW BUT APPARENTLY TIA IS NOW ON THE WARPATH WHICH MEANS ATTACKING BEKAH |
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WELL TIME FOR THE SHITTIEST DATE IN BACHELOR HISTORY - THE FIRST THREE-ON-ONE
THIS SEASON IS PRETTY MUCH A FLAMING GARBAGE TRUCK ACCIDENT KENDALL IS NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S THE WEAKEST RELATIONSHIP WISE BUT ALSO CONFIDENT BECAUSE THEY HAVE HAD A GOOD CONNECTION OR SOMETHING IDK APPARENTLY MAKEOUTS COUNT AS CONNECTIONS TIA IS FISHING FOR A WAY TO UNDERCUT BEKAH AND SHE'S GONNA GO TATTLE ON HER HOOOO BOY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME SHITTING ON OTHER GIRLS WHEN YOU COULD BE WORKING ON YOUR OWN RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GUY AND THEN SHE COMES BACK AND STARTS TO QUIZ BEKAH ABOUT BEING READY FOR MARRIAGE LIKE, TIA TRIES TO FRAME IT AS LOOKING OUT FOR ARIE BUT LIKE THERE IS NO WAY SHE DOESN'T HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES POOR BEKAH STARTS TO CRY TIA TRIES TO BE LIKE, SENSITIVE AFTER THE FACT LIKE, YEAH, OKAY, BEKAH IS YOUNG BUT SHE'S NOT FUCKING STUPID LIKE, SHE KNOWS WHAT THE END OF THIS IS AND LIKE, OKAY, SURE, SHE MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR MARRIAGE BUT YA'LL ARE KIDDING YOURSELVES IF YOU THINK THIS WILL ACTUALLY END IN A WEDDING AND OKAY SURE SHE'S YOUNG AND MIGHT NOT BE READY BUT DON'T TREAT HER LIKE A FUCKING CHILD GOD DAMN |
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POOR BECCA SOBS TO ARIE BECAUSE TIA JUST KIND OF SHIT ALL OVER HER
THIS TURNS INTO A SWEET MOMENT, ACTUALLY BUT LIKE BEKAH IS BEING HONEST WITH HIM BUT I THINK THAT ARIE IS LIKE, PICKING THIS APART AND ON ONE HAND I DON'T BLAME HIM BUT LIKE, TIMING DUDE BEKAH'S PARENTS APPARENTLY TOLD HER THAT THIS WAS STUPID AND SHE SHOULDN'T DO IT, BECAUSE IT IS, AND SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE AFTER ALL THAT BEKAH IS OPTIMISTIC ARIE CHARACTERIZES THIS SHITSHOW OF A DATE AS FANTASTIC ROSE ONE KENDALL, FOR SOME REASON I THINK THAT THE PRODUCERS MADE HIM PICK HER FIRST BECAUSE THEY CAN EXPLOIT THIS WEIRD TENSION THAT TIA MANUFACTURED BETWEEN HERSELF AND BEKAH WOW OKAY I GUESS THAT MEANS THIS IS A TWO-ON-ONE NOW AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS COULD GET ANY SHITTIER |
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TIME FOR A GENUINELY SHITTY TWO ON ONE, AFTER ALREADY HAVING HAD ONE GENUINELY SHITTY TWO ON ONE LAST WEEK
THIS SEASON IS GREAT HE HAS A BORING TIME WITH TIA BLAH WHATEVER TIA KEEPS HARPING ON BEKAH'S INEXPERIENCE AND IS CLEARLY JUST INCREDIBLY INTIMIDATED BEKAH AND ARIE HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION AGAIN WOW THEY'RE LIKE, ACTUAL PEOPLE BUT ARIE IS JUST KIND OF SHOWING HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT HE IS MAN THOUGH THERE ARE SOME KINDA CLEAR CRACKS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP SIGH WELL HERE WE GO Spoiler: show |
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