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Old 06-12-2017, 12:23 AM   #151
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YOU HAVE TO ALMOST ADMIRE THE THIRST REQUIRED TO WANT TO GAY FUCK PHIL SPENCER
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:24 AM   #152
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HEY GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU 4K PATCHES FOR OUR NEW 4K CONSOLE

FOR FREE

HOW MAGNANIMOUS OF US
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:26 AM   #153
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499 US DOLLARS

BECAUSE BEING STUPID SHOULDN'T BE CHEAP
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:27 AM   #154
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HOW DO WE END THIS CONFERENCE

BY HAVING EA DRAG THEIR BALLS ALL OVER OUR FACES OF COURSE
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:28 AM   #155
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THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING AS A PUBLISHER THAN TO SHITCAN PROMISING NEW IPS IN FAVOR OF YEARLY RELEASES PUMPED OUT BY DEVELOPERS WHOM WE PURCHASED ONLY TO TURN INTO SHADOWS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:29 AM   #156
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BIOWARE FUCKED UP MASS EFFECT

PRESENTING BIOWARE'S NEW IP NOT-MASS EFFECT
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:31 AM   #157
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SORRY BIOWARE'S MAKING NOT-DESTINY

MY BAD
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:34 AM   #158
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THE PROBLEM WITH FORCED ARTIFICIAL VOICE CHAT AT E3 IS THAT IT'S MISSING EVERYONE CALLING YOU A FAGGOT FOR THAT AUTHENTIC XBOX EXPERIENCE
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:36 AM   #159
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AND THAT'S IT

SORRY FOR SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH MY NEED TO BE THE MOST SPECIAL OF SNOWFLAKES BUT WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY RIGHT

BIRDS HAVE BEEN A PART OF THE TEMPLAR CONSPIRACY ALL ALONG

EDIT: HOLY FUCK

EDIT EDIT: THAT MEANS DAISY'S BEEN A TEMPLAR STOOGE ALL ALONG

EDIT EDIT EDIT: A TEMPLAR STOOL PIGEON YOU MIGHT SAY

YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT
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Old 06-12-2017, 09:09 AM   #160
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WHILE WE'RE WATCHING THIS EXTREMELY GENERIC AC GAMEPLAY DEMO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE BETS ON WHAT THE DUMB METANARRATIVE CONCEIT WILL BE THIS GAME

I'M THINKING GENETIC MEMORY, EXCEPT IT'S THE BIRD'S
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JOKING BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE AND I FUCKING HATE IT
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:02 PM   #161
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WE KNEW YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT MARIO RABBIDS SO HERE IT IS

REMEMBER SOMEONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD ASS IDEA
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:04 PM   #162
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MIYAMOTO WALKS UP ON STAGE WITH A MEGAMAN ARM

AND PROCEEDS TO SHOOT HIMSELF BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT MARIO HAS COME TO
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:06 PM   #163
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"WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE MR. MIYAMOTO ON STAGE WITH US TODAY. UBISOFT LOVES NINTENDO"

"私の年金を与えて、この苦しみを終わらせてください"
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:15 PM   #164
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FROZEN CORTEX AND FROZEN SYNAPSE: MARIO EDITION
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:30 PM   #165
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DIDDY KONG RACING: THE CREW 2
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:39 PM   #166
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SKULL & BONES: WE HAVE REALISTIC BANANA EATING, UNLIKE SEA OF THIEVES
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:48 PM   #167
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REMEMBER FOR HONOR

REMEMBER HOW IT'S ONLINE SYSTEM WAS TRASH AND 95% OF ITS PLAYER BASE ABANDONED IT IN 4 MONTHS

DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:49 PM   #168
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THERE'S NOW A DANCING PANDA ON STAGE WITH IMITATION DAFT PUNK

THIS IS DEFINITELY AN UBISOFT CONFERENCE
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:50 PM   #169
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ARE NINJAS THE NEW THING IN THE WORLD OF DANCING

I'LL NEED TO CONSULT NINJA BRIAN ABOUT THIS ONE

HEY NINJA BRIAN ARE-
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:52 PM   #170
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NO MAN'S SKY AMIIBOS CONFIRMED
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:53 PM   #171
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WE SAW THE SUCCESS OF SKYLANDERS AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO CROSS THAT WITH NO MAN'S SKY AND TRANSFORMERS ON YOUR SWITCH
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:01 PM   #172
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FAR CRY 5: TRUMP'S AMERICA STARRING AMMON BUNDY
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:05 PM   #173
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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:11 PM   #174
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BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2: ACTUALLY A PREQUEL

(SORRY I CANT BE WITTY, THIS IS PRETTY INSANE)
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:18 PM   #175
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NEVER MIND JUST DANCE 8 FOR THE WII

NOT JUST WIIU, THE ACTUAl WII

BECAUSE UBISOFT HAVE TO BE THAT BACKWARDS
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