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I HAVE NO WITTY LEAD LET'S JUST GET STARTED
TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR BEN'S HOMETOWN, BUMFUCK NOWHERE INDIANA (THESE ARE ALWAYS KIND OF BORING APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE) LOTS OF WEIRD CRYING OBLIQUE EMOTIONAL TURMOIL WHOO |
02-21-2016, 02:10 PM | #102 |
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ODDLY THIS IS A SMALL TOWN THAT IS NOT ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT IN THE AMERICAN MIDWEST
I CAN JUST FEEL THE REPUBLICAN RADIATING FROM MY TV SCREEN HIS PARENTS LOOK LIKE HIRED ACTORS HE GOES THROUGH ALL THE GIRLS AND BASICALLY SAYS "THEY'RE ALL GREAT BUT LOL THIS AINT GOIN TOO WELL" INTERESTINGLY THE ONLY WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE A HUGE NEGATIVE IS THE MOM BEN GREETS THE GIRLS ON A PONTOON BOAT AND CAILA NEARLY FALLS INTO THE WATER THIS LAKE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GORGEOUS I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS ACTUALLY ALSO HEY DATE ALREADY AND NO CARD IT'S FLIGHT ATTENDANT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS START FREAKING OUT ABOUT BEN ASKING HER DIRECTLY TO GO ON A DATE |
02-21-2016, 02:22 PM | #103 |
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HE SHOWS HER ALL HIS OLD SCHOOLS, CONFIRMING THAT HE DID IN FACT PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL
HE TAKES HER TO A COMMUNITY CENTER THAT HE USED TO WORK AT THIS IS FOR ONCE A VERY PERSONAL AND CUTE DATE THEY HAVE THIS REALLY CUTE MOMENT WHERE A KID AT THE CENTER HAS TO MAKE A HALF-COURT SHOT AND IF HE MAKES IT, BEN AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT HAVE TO KISS (OBVIOUSLY HE MAKES IT) BEN HAS A SURPRISE!!! ...BASKETBALL PLAYERS I GUESS I REGULARLY QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT THE PRODUCERS UNDERSTAND THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC AND THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TIMES (ALSO THEY EDITED IN STOCK KID SCREAMING CHILDREN LOL) AWW HE CONVINCES A CRYING KID TO STOP CRYING CUTE MAKEOUT COUNT: 1, 2 |
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THE GIRLS CONTINUE TO FRET OVER DATES JUST AS THE DATE CARD SHOWS
Spoiler: show UH OH NOW HIM AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT ARE GOING TO HAVE AN AWKWARD TALK ABOUT LEA'S SHITTY LIE SADLY IT'S PRETTY BORING AND HE TOTALLY DISMISSES IT BOO HE TAKES HER TO A SHITTY DIVE BAR AND TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF AS ROMANTIC AND SHE SAYS SHE LOVES HIM THE STAKES ARE ROCKETING AT THIS POINT |
02-21-2016, 02:37 PM | #105 |
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JOJO GETS TO GO TO CHICAGO
THEY GO TO WRIGLEY AND THE JUMBOTRON INVITES THEM INSIDE (IT'S AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS) FOR SOME REASON THEY AT LEAST ONCE A SEASON HAVE THEM GO INTO AN EMPTY STADIUM OF SOME SORT SO I GUESS THIS WAS TO BE EXPECTED HE ALSO CALLS HER "JOGE" AT ONE POINT WHICH IS WEIRD MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS SHOW SUCKS HARD I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THAT BEN IS NOT GOING TO ACTUALLY MARRY ANY OF THESE WOMEN |
02-21-2016, 02:46 PM | #106 |
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ALRIGHT GROUP DATE TIME
Spoiler: show OH GOD MAN THE CLIP OF THE TWIN CRYING THAT THEY'VE BEEN USING AS A DRAMATIC PUNCH HAS BEEN HER BEING EXCITED OVER GETTING A ONE ON ONE REALITY TELEVISION LIED TO ME BEN AND JOJO HAVE DINNER AT THE STADIUM AND MAN BEN STRAIGHT UP CALLS HER OUT ON NOT BEING ALL IN DAMN BOY BUT IT TURNS OUT BORING AND THEY END ON A GOOD NOTE |
02-21-2016, 02:56 PM | #107 |
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OH SO IT'S TOTALLY WORTH MENTIONING THAT THE PAST TWO DATES HAD NO ROSE, MEANING JOJO AND FLIGHT ATTENDANT ARE STILL POSSIBLY ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
BUT THERE IS A ROSE ON THIS GROUP DATE THEY GO TO A LITTLE POND AND GET IN LITTLE BOATS AND BEN AND CAILA END UP IN ONE TOGETHER JEALOUSIES IMMEDIATELY FLAIR THIS IS A SUPER CUTE DATE ON A CUTE FARM WITH KITES AND THE NOTEBOOK AND FALL COLORS AND BARNS BUT THEY ARE ALL RUINING IT WITH THEIR SITUATIONAL AWARENESS AND RATIONAL THOUGHT AND MAN TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY THE WOMAN WHO GETS THE ROSE NOT ONLY IS A LOCK FOR HOMETOWNS BUT ALSO GETS MORE TIME WITH BEN THE PRODUCERS SERIOUSLY ARE ASSHOLES BECCA STARTS TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS BORING AND HAS NO OBVIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH BEN SO WHOO |
02-21-2016, 03:02 PM | #108 |
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CAILA HAS A LEGITIMATE ISSUE IN THAT SHE HAS MOVED A WHOLE SHITLOAD AND DOESN'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A HOMETOWN
WELL IT'S TIME FOR THE ROSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOM BECAUSE HE HAS BASICALLY NO RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OTHER TWO Spoiler: show THIS IS PRETTY SUPREMELY AWKWARD VIRGIN HAS A SHITFIT ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE LOST |
02-21-2016, 03:32 PM | #109 |
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AWKWARD SAD DRINKING CAR RIDE
THEY CONTINUE TO REALIZE HOW SHITTY IT IS BEING A PARTICIPANT ON THIS SHOW C'MON GUYS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BUY IN TOTALLY TO THIS UNNATURAL SCENARIO AND CONVINCE YOURSELF THIS IS A WORTHWHILE PROCESS AND NOT JUST AN EMOTIONAL ZOO WHOSE ENTIRE PURPOSE IS FOR US TO GAWK AT YOU MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T UGLY CRYING WOW OKAY SO THEY GO TO FUCKING MCDONALDS THIS IS TOTALLY NOT PRODUCT PLACEMENT AT ALL THEY OBNOXIOUSLY READ OFF THEIR ENTIRE ORDER AND SAY THE WORD "BREAKFAST" AT LEAST FIVE TIMES AND THEY WORK BEHIND THE COUNTER LIKE IT'S ROMANTIC WOW OKAY THIS SHOW HAS GONE REALLY DOWNHILL I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT THIS ADVERTISED TO BEFORE AND THEY'VE STAGED A CARNIVAL TOO WHAT LITTLE MAGIC THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HAS COMPLETELY WORN OFF (OKAY I TIMED THIS SORTA POORLY I HAVE TO GO FOR A BIT WE'LL FINISH THIS TRAINWRECK A LITTLE LATER) |
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AND WE'RE BACK
THE TWO GIRLS WHO ARE GUARANTEED TO BE IN THE FINAL FOUR TALK ABOUT THE MOM'S MCDONALD'S DATE THE TWIN GOES TO MEET THE PARENTS (SUPER AWKWARD) BECCA REALIZES THAT SHE HAS PRETTY MUCH NO REASON FOR BEING HERE AT ALL, SOMETHING THAT WE ALL COLLECTIVELY REALIZED THE MOMENT SHE CAME BACK OH WOW THE TWIN ADMITS TO HIS MOTHER THAT SHE WANTS TO BE A CHEERLEADER AND THAT SHE WANTS TO GET MARRIED YOUNG I CAN SEE THIS WOMAN'S HEART BREAKING ACTIVELY YEAH SHE HATES HER YUP SHE'S SOBBING TALKING ABOUT HIM MARRYING HER IT'S OVER BYEEEEEEE AND SHE IS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT BEN IS BASICALLY SAYING "HAHA MAYBE NOT" WELL LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING HOME OH MAN AND HE'S DOING IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRLS TOO SHE WAS SUPER BLINDSIDED TOO OUCH I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A GOOD WAY TO DO IT OR THE ABSOLUTE WORST WELL THIS WILL MAKE THE ROSE CEREMONY A LOT EASIER AT LEAST |
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OKAY I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO THE ROSE CEREMONY
BEN SITS DOWN AND TALKS TO CHRIS HARRISON ABOUT HOW UNCERTAIN HE IS WHILE ALL THE LADIES STEW YEAH VIRGIN'S GOIN HOME TONIGHT BYEEEEE BECCA WELL LET'S GET DOWN TO THIS THE ROSED Spoiler: show NEXT WEEK IS HOMETOWNS!!!!!!! WHOO HOMETOWNS ARE THE BEST PART WE GET TO SEE ALL OF THESE WOMEN'S MISERABLE LIVES AND WEIRD FAMILIES AND HEAR ALL THE PARENTS PICK APART THEIR DAUGHTER'S ROMANTIC LIVES IT'S BASICALLY A FULL HOUR AND A HALF OF DRAMA CARPET BOMBS PREPARE YOUR COLLECTIVE ANI |
02-21-2016, 08:04 PM | #112 |
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HAHAHAH THE POST CREDITS SCENE IS ALL THE GIRLS SCREAMING AND RUNNING AWAY FROM BEES
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Jeri I'll be your Bachelor any time.
Holy SHIT. I almost want to find a way to watch this episode in particular. |
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ALRIGHT GUYS (AND A FEW GALS)
TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR HOMETOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMNED EPISODE BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL |
02-27-2016, 03:48 PM | #116 |
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FIRST ON THE DOCKET IS THE MOM
AND WE'RE IN LAGUNA BEACH, WHICH IS OKAY I GUESS MAN WE'RE STARTING OFF HEAVY TOO BECAUSE KIDS PULLING NO PUNCHES HERE FOLKS HER KIDS ARE SUPER FUCKIN CUTE BTW THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY PRECIOUS BEN'S REACTION IS... UNDERWHELMING AWW THEY'RE SUPER SHY AND BEN IS REALLY AWKWARD HE REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO INTERACT WITH LITTLE GIRLS BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF HE AIN'T TRYING THE OLDER GIRL SEEMS TO LIKE HIM BUT THE YOUNGER ONE IS JUST KIND OF SKEPTICAL IT'S P CUTE THO NOT BAD SO FAR BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR BEGUN |
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ALRIGHT LET'S MEET THE PARENTS (PLUS SISTER)
THEY SEEM NORMAL HER LITTLE GIRL IS SUPER TIRED SO THEY PUT HER DOWN FOR A NAP THE DAD ALREADY CAN SENSE HIS ANXIOUSNESS AROUND THE CHILDREN THE MOM INTERROGATES BEN BUT IT SEEMS TO GO OKAY AND THE MOMENT THE MOMS TALK THERE ARE TEARS THE DAD TALK IS... SADLY BORING AND PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY WHAT YOU EXPECT IT TO BE IT'S THE "YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK OFF TO A BAR" TALK IDK THIS ISN'T SO HORRIBLE SHE'S PROBABLY STAYING BOO THIS IS BORING |
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OK TIME FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANT
APPARENTLY SHE IS FROM PORTLAND AND SOMEHOW NOT SUPER WEIRD I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE IS FROM PORTLAND OH MAN THEY GO TO THE FOOD TRUCK PARK I'M SUPER JEALOUS AND A FUCKING WHISKEY LIBRARY WHAT IS THIS UM LIKE CAN I GO DO THIS BRB MOVING TO PORTLAND MAKE OUT COUNT: 1 (ODDLY) |
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SO HE'S MEETING THE PARENTS AND HER TWO BROTHERS AND HER SISTER
AND HER 18 YEAR OLD DOG GOD HER DAD CALLS HER "LOLO" UGH WHAT SISTER IS FIRST TO STRIKE HE'S SUPER INTO HER HE BREAKS INTO TEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS WELL I GUESS IT'S ALL OVER PACK IT UP BOYS THE SISTER TRIES TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND CAUTIOUS BUT IT JUST TURNS INTO FLIGHT ATTENDANT GUSHING THE SISTER IMMEDIATELY ACQUIESCES THE DAD ACTUALLY GIVES BEN THE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF MAN WHERE IS ALL THE RIDICULOUS DRAMA AND ATTEMPTED INTERVENTIONS WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SEASON OH GOOD HE STARTS TO GIVE A PRACTICAL ANSWER THAT SHATTERS THE FANTASY OF THE SHOW AND MAKES SOMEONE CRY ...IN THE MOST BORING WAY POSSIBLE BUT IT KEEPS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT FROM SAYING I LOVE YOU SO I GUESS THAT'S A SMALL VICTORY FOR TEAM DRAMA??? SIGH |
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NOW FOR CAILA
HE CLAIMS TO HAVE A DEEP RELATIONSHIP WITH HER??? IDK I LIKE CAILA BUT SHE'S TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF CRAZY MAKE OUT COUNT: 2 HER DAD IS THE CEO OF A TOY COMPANY AND THEY'RE DESIGNING A TOY HOUSE TOGETHER YEAH OKAY THIS IS KIND OF A CUTE DATE MAN SHE SEEMS SUPER FAKE IDK WOW HEY THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING THE TOY HOUSE FOR REAL THIS IS COOL BUT SHE IS NOT AMAZING SO THAT'S A SHAME |
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JUST THE PARENTS AND A BROTHER NOW
OH HEY CAILA IS HALF FILIPINO AND THEY MADE FILIPINO FOOD HUH THE DAD'S FIRST QUESTION IS ABOUT HOW BEN DEALS WITH FAME AND ASKS ABOUT THE DYNAMIC OF THE SHOW GUTSY MOVE I CAN RESPECT THAT MAN THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER INTERESTING BECAUSE THEY REALLY VALUE FILIPINO CULTURE AND THAT IS A HUGE PRESSURE BUT ALSO REALLY NEAT THE MOM SEEMS REALLY SERIOUS BUT IS SUPER SWEET WOW SO BEN IS ACTUALLY DOUBTING THIS A LITTLE WHICH IS ODD BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE 100% CRYING TO HER FATHER ABOUT THIS INVESTED I REALLY LOVE HER FAMILY IT'S KIND OF A SHAME THAT I DON'T LOVE HER THAT MUCH I KIND OF WANT HER TO GO ON BECAUSE HER MILD CRAZY COULD BE GREAT BUT EHHHHHHH SHE IS JUST WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC IDK IM SUPER FUCKING CONFLICTED ABOUT HER THOUGH SHE CAN'T SAY I LOVE YOU EITHER SO I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING TO WOW THAT WAS BOTH A POSITIVE AND INTERESTING HOMETOWN I FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER ABOUT THIS EPISODE BUT WHERE IS MY DRAMA I WANT MY DRAMA DAMMIT (MAKE OUT COUNT: LIKE 5 BY NOW) |
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ALRIGHT NOW FOR JOJO
IN TEJAS HE WROTE HER A LETTER???????? OH SHIT IT'S FROM AN EX OKAY PRODUCERS I FORGIVE YOU THIS IS LIKE A HYDROGEN DRAMA BOMB SHE'S ANGRILY PACING AROUND DRAMATIC SHOT OF ROSES AWKWARD ANGRY PHONE CALL DEPRESSING BREAKUP CONVERSATION IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED |
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UH-OH HERE COMES BEN BETTER FINISH THIS CONVO DEAR
BEN IMMEDIATELY NOTICES THE FACT THAT SHE'S UPSET THIS IS ALREADY A SHITSHOW SHE DESPERATELY TRIES TO JUSTIFY THE SITUATION UGH HE TAKES THIS WELL BOO WHERE'S THE FIGHT OH MAN SHE GOT IN THE FIRST I LOVE YOU DAMN GURL BUT DON'T WORRY FRIENDS THE DRAMA AIN'T OVER YET (PROVIDED REALITY TELEVISION DIDN'T LIE TO ME) |
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OH MY GOD HER BROTHERS ARE DOUCHEBAGS AND WEIRDLY ALL OVER HER
THIS IS WEIRD AND CREEPY HER PARENTS AND SISTER SEEM BORING AND NORMAL THOUGH GOD THEY LIVE IN THE BIGGEST FUCKING RICHASS TEXAS HOUSE EVER THOUGH AND EVERYTHING IS GAUDY RED AND GOLD PUKE MAN THEY ARE REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE OF THIS GIRL THEY ARE GLARING AT THIS POOR MAN |
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THE TENSE REALITY SHOW MUSIC IS TURNED UP TO 11
UGH THEY HAVE THE UGLIEST FUCKIN ART MAN BEN TANKS THE CONVO WITH THE BROTHERS IMMEDIATELY TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE "TOUGH CONVERSATIONS" YEAH THIS IS GOING TO BLOW UP PRETTY MUCH INSTANTLY JOJO IS HAVING DOUBTS AND THE MOTHER IS SORT OF TRYING TO ENABLE HER TO COMMIT TO THIS THE FATHERLY STAREDOWN OKAY PAUSE A SECOND YEAH OKAY SO SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS ON THIS SHOW PRETTY MUCH EVERY SEASON IS THAT THERE IS ALWAYS ONE GIRL AT HOMETOWNS THAT THE GUY HAS PRETTY MUCH ALREADY DECIDED TO SEND HOME AND GENERALLY WHEN THIS HAPPENS HE ALWAYS HAS A SUPER NON-COMMITTAL CONVERSATION WITH THE PARENTS THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW SORRY JOJO SEE YOU LATER BYEEEEE AND HERE COMES THE REALITY BROTHERS TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS GIRL THEY TELL HER TO BASICALLY SELF-DESTRUCT OH MAN ONE OF THE BROTHERS SAYS THAT HE'S BRAINWASHING THE GIRLS THE KID GLOVES ARE OFF FRIENDS BEN FLOUNDERS TRYING TO JUSTIFY THE SYSTEM OH MY GOD THE BROTHER SAYS THAT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN COACHED ON HIS ANSWER WOW THIS IS GETTING TENSE THE BROTHER THINKS HE'S LYING AND HERE COMES THE MOM TAKING BEN'S SIDE BEN IS MAKING A LOT OF EMPTY PROMISES THE MOM WATCHES THEM AS THEY LEAVE WITH A DISAPPOINTED LOOK WELL THAT WASN'T AN ABSOLUTE TRAINWRECK BUT MAN THOSE BROTHERS HAVE IT OUT FOR HIM |
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