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Old 06-09-2018, 01:22 PM   #26
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"EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE AMPED UP"

ONE DUDE IN THE CROWD COUGHS WHILE CLEARING HIS THROAT
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:23 PM   #27
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"CLEARY WE DIDN'T GET [STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT II] RIGHT"

HOLY SHIT THIS MAY BE THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE HAIRY EUROPEAN HIPSTER DUDE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:23 PM   #28
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WHEN EWOKS ARE THE MOST POPULAR THING IN YOUR STAR WARS GAME IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP AND PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF TO ERASE THE STAIN OF DISHONOR YOU BROUGHT TO YOUR FAMILY'S NAME
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:25 PM   #29
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THAT SAID IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO KILL JAR JAR BINKS OVER AND OVER DICE MIGHT ALMOST REDEEM THEMSELVES
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:26 PM   #30
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THANKS FOR RAKING US OVER THE COALS FOR BEING SUCH NAKEDLY GREEDY FUCKSTAINS YOUR FEEDBACK
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:26 PM   #31
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NOW HERE'S A TRAILER FOR A CUTE INDY GAME THAT WILL BE SMOTHERED IN EA'S CHOKEHOLD EMBRACE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:28 PM   #32
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THIS IS TRUMP'S WORLD MY DUDE

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE MEMO BUT FEELINGS AND HUMAN CONNECTIONS ARE FOR GAYS NOW
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:29 PM   #33
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IT'S A GOOD SIGN WHEN THE DEV CONSOLE IS BROKEN OUT FOR A GAMEPLAY DEMO
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:30 PM   #34
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CO-OP GAMEPLAY WITH NO ACTUAL CO-OP

FOR WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND ISN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN PRETENDING ANYMORE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:33 PM   #35
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IN FAIRNESS IT'S A GAME THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SPORTS OR KILLING SOMEONE SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE THESE DUDES A BREAK
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:35 PM   #36
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WE CREATED THE EA ORIGINALS PROGRAM BECAUSE WE NEEDED TO PUT A SMILING FACE ON OUR HEARTLESS BORG COLLECTIVE OF A COMPANY
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:36 PM   #37
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SOMETHING FRESH AND NEW

AND AT EA IT IS OUR OBJECTIVE TO TAKE ANY THREATS TO OUR MASS-PRODUCED HORSESHIT AND DRAIN THE LIFE FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVING THEIR CORPSES IN A DITCH BY THE HIGHWAY WHERE THEY CAN NEVER THREATEN US AGAIN
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:37 PM   #38
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WE ARE FROM BERLIN AND WE ARE BUILDING THE NEXT GAME FOR RANDOS ON TWITCH TO RANDOMLY SCREAM AT
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:38 PM   #39
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WHEN HUMANS GET TOO LONELY THEY TURN INTO MONSTERS

AND SOMETIMES THEY RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY

HA HA TRENCHANT POLITICAL COMMENTARY

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Old 06-09-2018, 01:40 PM   #40
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SOMEWHERE ON KOTAKUINACTION SOME DUDE IS EXTREMELY ANGRY AT HOW HAIRY THIS GIRL IS BECAUSE OF FEMINISM
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:41 PM   #41
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GENERIC SPORTSBALL GAME TRAILER INTERLUDE TO REMIND YOU WHICH COMPANY'S PRESENTATION YOU'RE WATCHING
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:43 PM   #42
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"THE ONLY GOAL OF MINE IS TO WIN A VIDEO GAME CHAMPIONSHIP"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T THINK THIS TRAILER IS INSPIRATIONAL IN THE WAY YOU THINK IT IS EA
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:44 PM   #43
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DIGITAL SPORTS ABOUT SPORTS

DIGITAL SPORTS SPORTS

"I SKIPPED MY GRADUATION TO PLAY MADDEN"

OH GOD THE CRINGE MAKE IT STOP
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:45 PM   #44
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WHILE VIRTUAL FOOTBALL MEN GIVE EACH OTHER VIRTUAL BRAIN INJURIES I'M GOING TO TAKE A LEAK BRB
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:47 PM   #45
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CAME BACK TO A DISCUSSION OF A MOBILE GAME FUNCTIONALLY IDENTICAL TO THOUSANDS OF OTHER OF MOBILE GAMES
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:49 PM   #46
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AND A VERSUS MATCH OF ~~E3 INFLUENCERS~~
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:51 PM   #47
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AS SOMEONE WHO OCCASIONALLY TRIES TO MAKE A HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT AT STREAMING STARDOM MAKING A STRATEGY GAME ENTERTAINING TO WATCH IS VERY DIFFICULT AND REQUIRES A CERTAIN LEVEL OF CHARISMA AND INSIGHT TO MAKE SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING

AND EA IS NOT UP TO THE TASK

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:53 PM   #48
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*MEDIOCRE RTS HEX GRID GAMEPLAY*

ISN'T THIS HYPE AS SHIT
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:54 PM   #49
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SO COMMAND AND CONQUER IS BASICALLY DEAD NOW

I MEAN THEY TRIED TO STICK BIOWARE'S NAME ON THE STUDIO SO I GUESS WE KNEW DEEP DOWN THIS WAS ALWAYS THE CASE BUT IT'S SAD TO SEE A DEFENESTRATION LIVE ON STAGE
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Old 06-09-2018, 01:56 PM   #50
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I AM BLESSED TO WORK WITH THE MOST CREATIVE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND IT IS MY PRIVILEGE TO CAST THEIR WORKS DOWN INTO DARKNESS AND DRINK DEEPLY OF THEIR DESPAIR
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