Blastoise's Awesome E3 2010 Thread of Awesome Thoughts - Page 3

Blastoise · 06-14-2010, 01:57 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS A RADICAL NEW CAR EXPERIENCE

DOES THE FERRARI CONTROL LIKE A DUMP TRUCK NOW

Blastoise · 06-14-2010, 01:58 PM

AH, THE RADICAL NEW CAR EXPERIENCE IS CAR PORN MODE

Blastoise · 06-14-2010, 02:01 PM

360 SLIM AND WE'RE SPENT

EDIT: AND APPARENTLY WHILE GETTING THE FEED TO NOT SUCK MICROSOFT GAVE OUT 360'S TO EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE

WOW, STAY CLASSY GUYS

***deoxys*** · 06-14-2010, 03:15 PM

I give it a 6/10. Only a few things were interesting. Wii--- I mean Kinect Sports not being one of them.

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 10:37 AM

23 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE

ER NINTENDO CONFERENCE

***Lady Kuno*** · 06-15-2010, 10:51 AM

I'm ready for this are you ready for this?

Talon87 · 06-15-2010, 10:57 AM

If you're looking forward to Wii Zelda 2, Tecmo Metroid, Super Scribblenauts, and then some, this will probably be a good E3 for you.

Me? All I care about is the 3DS, and even then only out of the mildest of curiosities. I have a hard time believing that, of all companies, Nintendo will be the first to have figured out the solution to the decades-old problem of how to project 3D images without the use of glasses or other headgear. Data/Tech comps are working hard on holographics, but Nintendo doesn't seem to be going in that direction with the 3DS. Or are they? Shrug. Guess we'll know by the end of today.

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon87

If you're looking forward to Wii Zelda 2, Tecmo Metroid, Super Scribblenauts, and then some, this will probably be a good E3 for you.

Me? All I care about is the 3DS, and even then only out of the mildest of curiosities. I have a hard time believing that, of all companies, Nintendo will be the first to have figured out the solution to the decades-old problem of how to project 3D images without the use of glasses or other headgear. Data/Tech comps are working hard on holographics, but Nintendo doesn't seem to be going in that direction with the 3DS. Or are they? Shrug. Guess we'll know by the end of today.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY BULLSHIT OPINIONS TALON

PS IT'S WIDELY RUMORED THAT THE 3DS USES 3D TECH ALREADY IN USE IN JAPANESE CELLPHONES, WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW SINCE YOU HAVE YOUR LIPS WRAPPED THOROUGHLY AROUND NIHON'S COLLECTIVE MAN MEAT

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:02 AM

OH GOD REGGIE INTRO

I DON'T WANT SHITTY FOREPLAY I WANT ACTION

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:03 AM

TECHNOLOGY IS A TOOL, THE EXPERIENCE IS EVERYTHING

REGGIE YOU'VE BEEN TELLING EM THIS FOR FOUR GODDAMN YEARS, IF THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON YET THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:05 AM

THIS ZELDA WILL BE A KEY TURNING POINT

BECAUSE IT WON'T SUCK DONG LIKE TWILIGHT PRINCESS

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:05 AM

WOW, THE WIIMOTE AND NUNCHUCK FOR ZELDA

A FUCKING REVELATION

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:06 AM

NINTENDO, YOU CAN'T DO MICROSOFT

PLEASE DON'T DO MICROSOFT

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:08 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BONER WITH HAVING JAPANESE MEN WHO CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH UP ON STAGE AT E3

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:09 AM

HAVE YOU PLAYED A ZELDA SINCE THE N64

NO

WELL HAVE AN EXPLANATION

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:10 AM

I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE EXCITED ABOUT ZELDA WII

BUT SERIOUSLY WE'RE NOT RETARDED OKAY

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:11 AM

YOU KNOW, EITHER THE MOTION CONTROL ISN'T THAT GREAT OR MIYAMOTO HAS THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD WEASEL

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:15 AM

TURN OFF YA MOTHAFUCKIN WIRELESS NIGS

YES I KNOW THAT'S AN APPLE REFERENCE

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:16 AM

LOOK AT THIS COOL ITEM THAT WE'LL USE IN ONE DUNGEON AND NEVER MAKE USE OF AGAIN

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:19 AM

NEW IDEAS

LIKE FOREST TEMPLE, FIRE TEMPLE, WATER TEMPLE

OH WAIT

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:20 AM

OH NO, LINK IS THROWING HIMSELF OFF A ROCK LIKE KRATOS

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:22 AM

MARIO STAYS TRUE TO HIS ROOTS

BY GETTING DOWN WITH BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:24 AM

MARIO SPORTS MIX IS PURE FUN

AS OPPOSED TO ALL THE GAMES WE MAKE THAT AREN'T FUN

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:25 AM

NPD SAYS OUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

Blastoise · 06-15-2010, 11:27 AM

WII PARTY

THEN TRY AND SLEEP OFF THE MASSIVE DRUG BENDER

ALSO LOL AT THE ONE DUDE CLAPPING

06-14-2010, 01:57 PM	#51
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHAT THE FUCK IS A RADICAL NEW CAR EXPERIENCE DOES THE FERRARI CONTROL LIKE A DUMP TRUCK NOW __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-14-2010, 01:58 PM	#52
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	AH, THE RADICAL NEW CAR EXPERIENCE IS CAR PORN MODE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-14-2010, 02:01 PM	#53
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	360 SLIM AND WE'RE SPENT EDIT: AND APPARENTLY WHILE GETTING THE FEED TO NOT SUCK MICROSOFT GAVE OUT 360'S TO EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE WOW, STAY CLASSY GUYS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib Last edited by Blastoise; 06-14-2010 at 02:16 PM.

06-14-2010, 03:15 PM	#54
*deoxys* Fog Badge Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,513	I give it a 6/10. Only a few things were interesting. Wii--- I mean Kinect Sports not being one of them. __________________ • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • MAL - Fizzy Bubbles - Twitter

06-15-2010, 10:37 AM	#55
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	23 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE ER NINTENDO CONFERENCE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 10:51 AM	#56
*Lady Kuno* The hostess with the mostess Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 226,522	I'm ready for this are you ready for this? __________________ JUST NUKE THE FUCKING SUN PROUD OWNER OF A MISSINGNO. IN FIZZY BUBBLES

06-15-2010, 10:57 AM	#57
Talon87 時の彼方へ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lafayette, Indiana Posts: 20,578	If you're looking forward to Wii Zelda 2, Tecmo Metroid, Super Scribblenauts, and then some, this will probably be a good E3 for you. Me? All I care about is the 3DS, and even then only out of the mildest of curiosities. I have a hard time believing that, of all companies, Nintendo will be the first to have figured out the solution to the decades-old problem of how to project 3D images without the use of glasses or other headgear. Data/Tech comps are working hard on holographics, but Nintendo doesn't seem to be going in that direction with the 3DS. Or are they? Shrug. Guess we'll know by the end of today. __________________ Japanese Discussion \| Mahoyo Discussion \| MyAnimeList

06-15-2010, 11:02 AM	#59
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH GOD REGGIE INTRO I DON'T WANT SHITTY FOREPLAY I WANT ACTION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:03 AM	#60
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TECHNOLOGY IS A TOOL, THE EXPERIENCE IS EVERYTHING REGGIE YOU'VE BEEN TELLING EM THIS FOR FOUR GODDAMN YEARS, IF THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON YET THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:05 AM	#61
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	THIS ZELDA WILL BE A KEY TURNING POINT BECAUSE IT WON'T SUCK DONG LIKE TWILIGHT PRINCESS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:06 AM	#63
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	NINTENDO, YOU CAN'T DO MICROSOFT PLEASE DON'T DO MICROSOFT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:08 AM	#64
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BONER WITH HAVING JAPANESE MEN WHO CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH UP ON STAGE AT E3 __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:09 AM	#65
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	HAVE YOU PLAYED A ZELDA SINCE THE N64 NO WELL HAVE AN EXPLANATION __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:10 AM	#66
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE EXCITED ABOUT ZELDA WII BUT SERIOUSLY WE'RE NOT RETARDED OKAY __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:11 AM	#67
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	YOU KNOW, EITHER THE MOTION CONTROL ISN'T THAT GREAT OR MIYAMOTO HAS THE REFLEXES OF A DEAD WEASEL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:15 AM	#68
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	TURN OFF YA MOTHAFUCKIN WIRELESS NIGS YES I KNOW THAT'S AN APPLE REFERENCE __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:16 AM	#69
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	LOOK AT THIS COOL ITEM THAT WE'LL USE IN ONE DUNGEON AND NEVER MAKE USE OF AGAIN __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:19 AM	#70
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	NEW IDEAS LIKE FOREST TEMPLE, FIRE TEMPLE, WATER TEMPLE OH WAIT __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:20 AM	#71
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	OH NO, LINK IS THROWING HIMSELF OFF A ROCK LIKE KRATOS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:22 AM	#72
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	MARIO STAYS TRUE TO HIS ROOTS BY GETTING DOWN WITH BEACH VOLLEYBALL __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:24 AM	#73
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	MARIO SPORTS MIX IS PURE FUN AS OPPOSED TO ALL THE GAMES WE MAKE THAT AREN'T FUN __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:25 AM	#74
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	NPD SAYS OUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

06-15-2010, 11:27 AM	#75
Blastoise We deny our creators. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reduces construction time Posts: 3,070	WII PARTY THEN TRY AND SLEEP OFF THE MASSIVE DRUG BENDER ALSO LOL AT THE ONE DUDE CLAPPING __________________ "It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do." -Windham Khatib

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