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Old 06-11-2017, 11:07 PM   #101
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SORRY REED THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS SHITSHOW OF A CRAZY TRAIN.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:08 PM   #102
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BETHESDA NOW ALLOWS YOU TO LITERALLY STRAP ALL YOUR FAVORITE GAMES TO YOUR FACE. WE DO VR WE'RE SO HIP.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:08 PM   #103
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I NEED TO SHITTALK MARKETING SCHLOCK SNEAZE

I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE OR MIKE PENCE NEEDS HORSE DICK
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:12 PM   #104
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WE WILL FEATURE 42 GAMES THIS CONFERENCE THREE OF WHICH WILL BE WORTH PLAYING

FUCK IT I GUESS WE'RE DOING SOME MODERN ART PIECE WHERE WE DO TWO CONFERENCES SIMULTANEOUSLY TO MAKE AN ARTY FARTY STATEMENT ON THE DISTRACTIONS OF OUR MODERN WORLD OR SOME SHIT
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:13 PM   #105
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FRET NOT REED, IF THIS SHIT KEEPS UP THE ONLY COMMENTARY I'LL HAVE IS "OH BOY I DO LOVE ME SOME SHITTY PAPER ANIMATION."
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:15 PM   #106
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REMEMBER PAID MODS? REMEMBER THAT SHIT?

FUCK YOU, WE WANT OUR CUT. PAY UP MOTHERFUCKERS.

THIS IS MY ONLY PIECE OF BETHESDA COMMENTARY UNLESS SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS BECAUSE PAPA REED IS HERE

EDIT: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN USE LINK AMIIBO TO PUT LINK IN SKYRIM FOR SWITCH COMPLETE WITH THE MASTER SWORD AND HYLIAN SHIELD
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:17 PM   #107
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PLAY OUR SHITTY HEARTHSTONE RIPOFF. WITH SOME SORT OF SKYRIM DLC MAYBE? I DUNNO WE'LL BE SUPER VAGUE ABOUT IT.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:18 PM   #108
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SWITCH SKYRIM. NOW WITH AMIIBOS. BECAUSE NINTENDO LITERALLY FORCED US TO. BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU CAN ROLL AROUND WITH THE FUCKING MASTER SWORD.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:19 PM   #109
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ASSASSIN'S CREED ORIGINS TO REVEAL THAT BEN CARSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PYRAMIDS ALL ALONG
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:20 PM   #110
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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT ASSASSIN'S CREED WILL HAVE THE NEW HOT SHIT ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING CALLED RPG ELEMENTS

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SWITCH SKYRIM. NOW WITH AMIIBOS. BECAUSE NINTENDO LITERALLY FORCED US TO. BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU CAN ROLL AROUND WITH THE FUCKING MASTER SWORD.
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALREADY A MOD
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:21 PM   #111
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ISN'T EVERYTHING?
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:21 PM   #112
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ISN'T EVERYTHING?
YEAH BUT NINTENDO ISN'T GOING TO MAKE THE BIG TITTY ANIME CATGIRL MOD A CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:21 PM   #113
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BETHESDA ROLLING THROUGH SHITTY KNOCKOFF SIDEGAMES SO QUICKLY I HAVE ACTUAL WHIPLASH.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:23 PM   #114
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HEY GUYS YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TO RANDOMLY FOLLOW DUDES TO EAVESDROP ON THEIR CONVERSATIONS

WHAT IF YOU DID THAT BUT AS A BIRD

ALSO SLO-MO JUMPING ARCHERY SHOTS ARE THE NEW BATTLE OF HOTH
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:25 PM   #115
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WHILE WE'RE WATCHING THIS EXTREMELY GENERIC AC GAMEPLAY DEMO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE BETS ON WHAT THE DUMB METANARRATIVE CONCEIT WILL BE THIS GAME

I'M THINKING GENETIC MEMORY, EXCEPT IT'S THE BIRD'S
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:26 PM   #116
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"FOR THOSE WHO COULDN'T GET INTO MIXER" SOUNDS UNIQUELY PATHETIC IN THIS CONTEXT FOR SOME REASON
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:29 PM   #117
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DID I JUST TAKE THE BROWN ACID OR WATCH A GAME TRAILER?

I'M NOT REALLY SURE BUT YEAH THE EVIL WITHIN 2 IS COMING.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:29 PM   #118
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS SO LET'S FLESH OUT THE AC THEORY SOME MORE

YOU FIND OUT THAT THE BIRDS KILLED JFK TO ACQUIRE THE APPLE OF EDEN FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK BECAUSE THEY WERE A PART OF THE ASSASSINS UNTIL THE EGYPT EAGLE'S PARROT DESCENDANT BECAME A PIRATE AND WAS ONLY AN ASSASSIN OUT OF SELF INTEREST AND HIS PARROT SON BECAME A TEMPLAR BECAUSE HE'S AN ASSHOLE ETC ETC ETC

SPOILERS BY THE WAY
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:29 PM   #119
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"AND NOW FOR ONE LAST COMING ATTRACTION"?

WAIT YOU MEAN YOU SHOWED ME SHIT ALREADY?
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:30 PM   #120
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SPACE HULK LOOKING MORE VOXELY THAN I REMEMBERED
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:31 PM   #121
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SHIT I WAS HOPING THIS WAS A TRAILER FOR SOME GAME WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY AS A RAT CAT BUT NO YOU'RE A COMA VICTIM. BETHESDA STORYTELLING, EVERYONE.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:33 PM   #122
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CAN WE BE FUCKING BORED OF ZOMBIE GAMES NOW PLEASE
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:33 PM   #123
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NAZIS ARE HIP WITH THE KIDS RIGHT?
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:34 PM   #124
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BOOMERS ARE THE CHRYSSALIDS OF ZOMBIE GAMES
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:38 PM   #125
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I CAN CURSE EXCESSIVELY IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, TOO. HIRE ME BETHESDA.
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