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Old 10-07-2007, 07:36 PM   #1
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Am I strange if I.........

Well, this is just a silly little attempt for maybe a couple of posts. Anyway, you pretty much list a few things about yourself that you consider to be odd, or just be like "God! What the **** are you!?" Now, I know ALL of you have weird quirks. How do I know you ask? Well, every one of us are in a Pokemon forum. =O

Anyway, I will start this som' bitch off. Am i strange if I...........

cover my mouth when I laugh?
have this urge to pet a cat every time I see one?
always sit with my feet in the chair? (kind of like L from Death Note)
have this fascination with smelly lotions?
hug my pillow when I am sleeping?
am uneasy around bald people?
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:58 PM   #2
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

Am I strange if I...

...an unhealthy fetish for wet skirts/dresses?
...buy games for the N64 I already have, maybe 2 or 3 copies of?
...wear the same pair of shorts for weeks at a time?
...made a list of the anime/game/fictional females I found attractive and wrote a thesis-length paper about it?
...made an alternate account on another message board just so I can flame myself?
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:59 PM   #3
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Am I strange if I...

.. watch bad movies to see how bad they are?
...buy things I know I'll never need and/or use?
...want to cosplay as characters who don't wear pants? (Ronnie from Frisky Dingo and Boxer-Man (the dad) from Yotsuba&!)
...still keep the same pillow I used since I was a baby?
...dream of lolis?
...read/watch futunari doujin/hentai?
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:21 AM   #4
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

Oh, what the hell, I'm home for fall break anyway and ajnrules has already broken down the "listing crazy shit" wall, so ...

Am I strange if I ...
- prefer to think outloud, i.e. I talk to myself? (and even address myself-the-Audience as "you" and address myself-the-Speaker as "I")
- prefer an H-manga with no sex but a fantastic story (e.g. Yuria Shiki 100) to a doujin with fantastic sex art but a retarded plot?
- translate hentai as an on-again off-again hobby?
- refuse to drink alcohol?
- consider lamb head stew an ideal winter breakfast?
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:33 PM   #5
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- refuse to drink alcohol?
Yes.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:41 PM   #6
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

- Have a thing mostly for girls with dark hair?
- Alternate between wanting really long and really short hair?
- Hate that my mother's birthday is on National Coming Out Day?
- Get invited to go to a fundie church that randomly hates Western Culture but also gays?
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:02 PM   #7
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- refuse to drink alcohol?
No...I do that too. Well, apparently it makes me strange according to PiccoloNamek
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:14 PM   #8
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

Well, since I have nothing better to do, I might as well give some responses. I will number them to make it less confusing for me (I have a terrible memory and I WILL mess up along the way).

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Am I strange if I...

1...an unhealthy fetish for wet skirts/dresses?
2...buy games for the N64 I already have, maybe 2 or 3 copies of?
3...wear the same pair of shorts for weeks at a time?
4...made a list of the anime/game/fictional females I found attractive and wrote a thesis-length paper about it?
5...made an alternate account on another message board just so I can flame myself?
1. Seems quite normal to me =O
2. Well, that might depend on if you are buying a different version (like maybe the limited vs. the regular edition). If not, then I guess.
3. Not really. Hell, at work, I have worn the same pair of pants for the past month.
4. Negative. I could probably make a whole paper at how great my sweet adorable Ayu is ^o^.
5. Dude, that's more awesome than strange. I should try that as a matter of fact =D.

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Am I strange if I...

1. .. watch bad movies to see how bad they are?
2. ...buy things I know I'll never need and/or use?
3. ...want to cosplay as characters who don't wear pants? (Ronnie from Frisky Dingo and Boxer-Man (the dad) from Yotsuba&!)
4. ...still keep the same pillow I used since I was a baby?
5. ...dream of lolis?
6. ...read/watch futunari doujin/hentai?
1. Nope. Actually, it is sometimes fun to see how horrible a movie is. I sometimes watch soap-operas just to laugh at the horrible acting XD.
2. No. I buy useless anime stuff all of the time. Well, I try to make use of some of them, but a high school girl's skirt won't really fit a guy of my size.
3. Dude, pants are the suck! I haven't willingly wore pants in........EVER. It's either shorts or "GOD DAMNIT! I HATE PANTS!!!!"
4. No. Of course, how you kept up with it is kind of amazing.
5. Maybe a little, but I have a similar one, so whatever (I will state it in my next list)
6. Not to me at least. Real life girls are so.......boring. =O

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Oh, what the hell, I'm home for fall break anyway and ajnrules has already broken down the "listing crazy shit" wall, so ...

Am I strange if I ...
1- prefer to think outloud, i.e. I talk to myself? (and even address myself-the-Audience as "you" and address myself-the-Speaker as "I")
2- prefer an H-manga with no sex but a fantastic story (e.g. Yuria Shiki 100) to a doujin with fantastic sex art but a retarded plot?
3- translate hentai as an on-again off-again hobby?
4- refuse to drink alcohol?
5- consider lamb head stew an ideal winter breakfast?
1. I do quite often. It's best to let the rage out. You don't want to rip out someone's intestines from out of their ass ^_^;
2. No. I mean, I don't but whatever butters your 'taters.
3. Well, without people like you, we will not be able to understand what we are getting off on. =O
4. No. I refuse to drink it as a matter of fact. I have two reasons. One: I like the state of mind I am. Two: It tastes horrible. I could never choke something like that down if I HAD to.
5. WTF!? I guess that is what the "privileged" are fond of.

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1- Have a thing mostly for girls with dark hair?
2- Alternate between wanting really long and really short hair?
3- Hate that my mother's birthday is on National Coming Out Day?
4- Get invited to go to a fundie church that randomly hates Western Culture but also gays?
1. Eh!? I thought you were one. Well, whatever floats your boat. I find nothing out of the ordinary about it.
2. Nope. Of course, I will ALWAYS want long hair. God, short hair feels so weird. I can't stand not having some "weight" up there.
3. I don't know of an answer. (doesn't know what National Coming Out Day is)
4. Nope. I am always bothered to go to a hypocrite redneck Christian church even though they KNOW I am an atheist.

Now, I have some more to add to my silly little list.

Am I strange if I.....

1. find Jesus to be hilarious, and I have my very own badass view of him? (in School Rumble, this guy just said Jesus, and I laughed my ass off.)
2. have a thing for short girls? (There is a difference between short and loli. I get PISSED when people call a certain "someone" loli. I probably shouldn't though.)
3. try to confuse people about my gender? (you have to admit that a person who has the name "birtha" and an avatar as adorable as this will lead someone to think that I am a girl)
4. can eat like twice as fast as most people?
5. find manliness to be VERY funny and gross at the same time?
6. can't stand having short hair? (I AM a guy afterall)
7. often forget where the hell I am or what I am doing there?

Well, that's all folks.
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:17 PM   #9
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

Am I unusual if I,

1 - hate large breasts but find myself staring at them when dresses expose a lot of skin?
2 - spike all of my plain soymilk with vanilla extract?
3 - obey the Jewish Kosher laws despite being a Roman Catholic?
4 - grip my hands whenever I feel excited about something (this used to be clap my hands, but it changed recently).
5 - find fat animals, including humans, exceedingly cute?
6 - frequently pause during anime shows during periods of dramatic tension?

Quote:
Originally Posted by big bad birtha
cover my mouth when I laugh?
have this urge to pet a cat every time I see one?
always sit with my feet in the chair? (kind of like L from Death Note)
have this fascination with smelly lotions?
hug my pillow when I am sleeping?
am uneasy around bald people?
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. ..that's unusual, so I'd say yes.

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...an unhealthy fetish for wet skirts/dresses?
...buy games for the N64 I already have, maybe 2 or 3 copies of?
...wear the same pair of shorts for weeks at a time?
...made a list of the anime/game/fictional females I found attractive and wrote a thesis-length paper about it?
...made an alternate account on another message board just so I can flame myself?
1. "unhealthy" is the key word. By that, I'd say yes. Without it, no.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. No.
5. ..I've done that in the past. So, no!

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Am I strange if I...

.. watch bad movies to see how bad they are?
...buy things I know I'll never need and/or use?
...want to cosplay as characters who don't wear pants? (Ronnie from Frisky Dingo and Boxer-Man (the dad) from Yotsuba&!)
...still keep the same pillow I used since I was a baby?
...dream of lolis?
...read/watch futunari doujin/hentai?
1. No.
2. No.
3. They wear boxers, right? I'd say No.
4. I'm sleeping in the same bed I was when I was a baby. NO WAY JOSEI.
5. No. ;P
6. Yes.Am I unusual if I,

1 - hate large breasts but find myself staring at them when dresses expose a lot of skin?
2 - spike all of my plain soymilk with vanilla extract?
3 - obey the Jewish Kosher laws despite being a Roman Catholic?
4 - grip my hands whenever I feel excited about something (this used to be clap my hands, but it changed recently).
5 - find fat animals, including humans, exceedingly cute?
6 - frequently pause during anime shows where dramatic tension is starting to break?

Quote:
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cover my mouth when I laugh?
have this urge to pet a cat every time I see one?
always sit with my feet in the chair? (kind of like L from Death Note)
have this fascination with smelly lotions?
hug my pillow when I am sleeping?
am uneasy around bald people?
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. ..that's unusual, so I'd say yes.

Quote:
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...an unhealthy fetish for wet skirts/dresses?
...buy games for the N64 I already have, maybe 2 or 3 copies of?
...wear the same pair of shorts for weeks at a time?
...made a list of the anime/game/fictional females I found attractive and wrote a thesis-length paper about it?
...made an alternate account on another message board just so I can flame myself?
1. "unhealthy" is the key word. By that, I'd say yes. Without it, no.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. No.
5. ..I've done that in the past. So, no!

Quote:
Originally Posted by KoalaDevourer
Am I strange if I...

.. watch bad movies to see how bad they are?
...buy things I know I'll never need and/or use?
...want to cosplay as characters who don't wear pants? (Ronnie from Frisky Dingo and Boxer-Man (the dad) from Yotsuba&!)
...still keep the same pillow I used since I was a baby?
...dream of lolis?
...read/watch futunari doujin/hentai?
1. No.
2. No.
3. They wear boxers, right? I'd say No.
4. I'm sleeping in the same bed I was when I was a baby. NO WAY JOSEI.
5. No. ;P
6. Yes.

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Am I strange if I ...
- prefer to think outloud, i.e. I talk to myself? (and even address myself-the-Audience as "you" and address myself-the-Speaker as "I")
- prefer an H-manga with no sex but a fantastic story (e.g. Yuria Shiki 100) to a doujin with fantastic sex art but a retarded plot?
- translate hentai as an on-again off-again hobby?
- refuse to drink alcohol?
- consider lamb head stew an ideal winter breakfast?
1. That's unusual, but sometimes I do it. I consider it odd though so I'll say Yes.
2. No.
3. Unusual. Yes.
4. No (but I drink soymilk + vanilla extract, which is 35% alcohol by volume though I only use some drops).
5. Yes.

Quote:
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- Have a thing mostly for girls with dark hair?
- Alternate between wanting really long and really short hair?
- Hate that my mother's birthday is on National Coming Out Day?
- Get invited to go to a fundie church that randomly hates Western Culture but also gays?
1. No.
2. No.
3. Can't relate, sorry.
4. That's not something strange about you, but the people you associate with.
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:36 AM   #10
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SI will bite.

1. Sometimes when I am explaining stuff to people I can change my voice to a high pitched woman's voice to a daemonic evil sounding person when emphasizing certain points/views.

2. Out of randomness perform random dance moves even in public (one time I danced in Albertsons while bored as hell one day.)

3. Have a irresistable urge to hunt down paediophiles, white supremacists, thieves, pickpockets, and other nasty folks and slaughter them slowly with utmost violence and prejudice?

4. I adore to wear veils, and often wear them in public sometimes (well back in the states folks would stare, but in Jakarta it is ok to do so due to the smog here.)

5. That I feel really comfortable, at ease, and have no problems with people in a city whos majority population is liberal muslims, while I feel very uneasy and spiteful when I lived in small fanatically protestant towns?

6. If I download lots of video game music, burn them on cds, and played them when I used to work in a kitchen for a hotel?

7. That I do not drink alcohol (due to the taste), do not smoke, do not take illegal drugs, and when I can try to find ways to cheat drunks out of their cahs or other things (so far I haven't actually done so, but I figured I'd be fun to try someday.)
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:45 AM   #11
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Re: Am I strange if I.........

Am I strange for:

- Owning a fleshlight?
- For spending $350 on a pair of headphones?
- For walking around outside very late at night?
- Having exceptionally violent and brutal fantasies?

I can't think of any more.
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:34 AM   #12
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- For walking around outside very late at night?
- Having exceptionally violent and brutal fantasies?
I've done both of these before...

Anyways, as far as the Nintendo 64 games go, I've been getting import (Japanese) copies of games I already own like Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Ocarina of Time etc. I have at least a dozen games in both English and Japanese.

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4. Negative. I could probably make a whole paper at how great my sweet adorable Ayu is ^o^.
Aye...but the question is...have you done it already?
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:54 AM   #13
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I'll hit some more answers.

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Am I unusual if I,

1 - hate large breasts but find myself staring at them when dresses expose a lot of skin?
2 - spike all of my plain soymilk with vanilla extract?
3 - obey the Jewish Kosher laws despite being a Roman Catholic?
4 - grip my hands whenever I feel excited about something (this used to be clap my hands, but it changed recently).
5 - find fat animals, including humans, exceedingly cute?
6 - frequently pause during anime shows during periods of dramatic tension?
1. Well, it's hard NOT to, even if you hate them. As you can tell by my "type", big breasts aren't exactly included in the package, and I'm not too fond of them as a result, but if someone has a massive chest and reveals it, then, well, I'll probably glimpse over to her quite often.
2. Soymilk?.....GROSS!!!! XO
3. Not really. Despite the fact that I am an atheist, I have way more morals than most people.
4. Nope.
5. Depends on the level of fat. I think chubby cats are very cute. Actually, I find them to be cuter than skinny cats. As for people....well maybe. I don't know all of the details.
6. Nope. I do the same. Well, that depends on the tension it is. If someone gets in trouble, I tend to pause it, but when it's exciting, then I HAVE to continue.

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SI will bite.

1. Sometimes when I am explaining stuff to people I can change my voice to a high pitched woman's voice to a daemonic evil sounding person when emphasizing certain points/views.

2. Out of randomness perform random dance moves even in public (one time I danced in Albertsons while bored as hell one day.)

3. Have a irresistable urge to hunt down paediophiles, white supremacists, thieves, pickpockets, and other nasty folks and slaughter them slowly with utmost violence and prejudice?

4. I adore to wear veils, and often wear them in public sometimes (well back in the states folks would stare, but in Jakarta it is ok to do so due to the smog here.)

5. That I feel really comfortable, at ease, and have no problems with people in a city whos majority population is liberal muslims, while I feel very uneasy and spiteful when I lived in small fanatically protestant towns?

6. If I download lots of video game music, burn them on cds, and played them when I used to work in a kitchen for a hotel?

7. That I do not drink alcohol (due to the taste), do not smoke, do not take illegal drugs, and when I can try to find ways to cheat drunks out of their cahs or other things (so far I haven't actually done so, but I figured I'd be fun to try someday.)
1. Negative.
2. Nope. I usually yell or something like that. I have some insane voices as a matter of fact, and I will just yell in those insane voices.
3. No. I want to destroy the annoying people who actually pay attention to the crap that is happening with celebrities. Like if one of the celebrities eats somewhere, I just want to send the people who actually care to the most awful kind of torture imaginable. I am sick of seeing that crap on the news!!!
4. Negative. I go out in public in a shirt full of holes and shorts that are the same.
5. I can't relate.
6. Eh!? I don't fully understand the statement.
7. I don't either, so no.

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Am I strange for:

1.- Owning a fleshlight?
2.- For spending $350 on a pair of headphones?
3.- For walking around outside very late at night?
4.- Having exceptionally violent and brutal fantasies?

1. WTF is a fleshlight!? If it's a typo when you meant flashlight, then no.......
2. That depends on the headphones. Honestly, I wouldn't pay more than $10, but whatever you want to spend your money on.
3. Not if you want to get raped by a clown =O.
4. No. I have some very violent ones myself.

Quote:
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Aye...but the question is...have you done it already?
No I haven't. No-one wants to hear all of that, so I have no reason to. It also might turn out to be a little strange ^_^;
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You don't know what a fleshlight is? Well, you can always look it up...
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*looks up what a fleshlight is*

................

Umm.....that's gross. >.<
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You suck.
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:13 PM   #17
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I admit, I was grossed when I looked it up, but it's better than masturbation anyway, if one doesn't consider it masturbation.

Namek sure had balls to buy it, I can just imagine the thoughts of the cashier who sold it or the eBay seller who mailed it - "this guy doesn't look like he would need this...".
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There is a company that specializes in them. No cashier, and no eBay sellers. I ordered it online from the company.

Yes, it is better than regular masturbation.
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