06-11-2017, 11:07 PM | #101 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
SORRY REED THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS SHITSHOW OF A CRAZY TRAIN.
|
06-11-2017, 11:08 PM | #102 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
BETHESDA NOW ALLOWS YOU TO LITERALLY STRAP ALL YOUR FAVORITE GAMES TO YOUR FACE. WE DO VR WE'RE SO HIP.
|
06-11-2017, 11:08 PM | #103 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
I NEED TO SHITTALK MARKETING SCHLOCK SNEAZE
I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR TO BREATHE OR MIKE PENCE NEEDS HORSE DICK
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:12 PM | #104 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
WE WILL FEATURE 42 GAMES THIS CONFERENCE THREE OF WHICH WILL BE WORTH PLAYING
FUCK IT I GUESS WE'RE DOING SOME MODERN ART PIECE WHERE WE DO TWO CONFERENCES SIMULTANEOUSLY TO MAKE AN ARTY FARTY STATEMENT ON THE DISTRACTIONS OF OUR MODERN WORLD OR SOME SHIT
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:13 PM | #105 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
FRET NOT REED, IF THIS SHIT KEEPS UP THE ONLY COMMENTARY I'LL HAVE IS "OH BOY I DO LOVE ME SOME SHITTY PAPER ANIMATION."
|
06-11-2017, 11:15 PM | #106 |
Fog Badge
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 6,513
|
REMEMBER PAID MODS? REMEMBER THAT SHIT?
FUCK YOU, WE WANT OUR CUT. PAY UP MOTHERFUCKERS. THIS IS MY ONLY PIECE OF BETHESDA COMMENTARY UNLESS SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS BECAUSE PAPA REED IS HERE EDIT: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN USE LINK AMIIBO TO PUT LINK IN SKYRIM FOR SWITCH COMPLETE WITH THE MASTER SWORD AND HYLIAN SHIELD |
06-11-2017, 11:17 PM | #107 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
PLAY OUR SHITTY HEARTHSTONE RIPOFF. WITH SOME SORT OF SKYRIM DLC MAYBE? I DUNNO WE'LL BE SUPER VAGUE ABOUT IT.
|
06-11-2017, 11:18 PM | #108 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
SWITCH SKYRIM. NOW WITH AMIIBOS. BECAUSE NINTENDO LITERALLY FORCED US TO. BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU CAN ROLL AROUND WITH THE FUCKING MASTER SWORD.
|
06-11-2017, 11:19 PM | #109 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
ASSASSIN'S CREED ORIGINS TO REVEAL THAT BEN CARSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PYRAMIDS ALL ALONG
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:20 PM | #110 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT ASSASSIN'S CREED WILL HAVE THE NEW HOT SHIT ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING CALLED RPG ELEMENTS
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALREADY A MOD
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:21 PM | #111 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
ISN'T EVERYTHING?
|
06-11-2017, 11:21 PM | #112 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
YEAH BUT NINTENDO ISN'T GOING TO MAKE THE BIG TITTY ANIME CATGIRL MOD A CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:21 PM | #113 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
BETHESDA ROLLING THROUGH SHITTY KNOCKOFF SIDEGAMES SO QUICKLY I HAVE ACTUAL WHIPLASH.
|
06-11-2017, 11:23 PM | #114 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
HEY GUYS YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TO RANDOMLY FOLLOW DUDES TO EAVESDROP ON THEIR CONVERSATIONS
WHAT IF YOU DID THAT BUT AS A BIRD ALSO SLO-MO JUMPING ARCHERY SHOTS ARE THE NEW BATTLE OF HOTH
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:25 PM | #115 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
WHILE WE'RE WATCHING THIS EXTREMELY GENERIC AC GAMEPLAY DEMO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE BETS ON WHAT THE DUMB METANARRATIVE CONCEIT WILL BE THIS GAME
I'M THINKING GENETIC MEMORY, EXCEPT IT'S THE BIRD'S
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:26 PM | #116 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
"FOR THOSE WHO COULDN'T GET INTO MIXER" SOUNDS UNIQUELY PATHETIC IN THIS CONTEXT FOR SOME REASON
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:29 PM | #117 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
DID I JUST TAKE THE BROWN ACID OR WATCH A GAME TRAILER?
I'M NOT REALLY SURE BUT YEAH THE EVIL WITHIN 2 IS COMING. |
06-11-2017, 11:29 PM | #118 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
I DON'T CARE ABOUT PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS SO LET'S FLESH OUT THE AC THEORY SOME MORE
YOU FIND OUT THAT THE BIRDS KILLED JFK TO ACQUIRE THE APPLE OF EDEN FOR ALFRED HITCHCOCK BECAUSE THEY WERE A PART OF THE ASSASSINS UNTIL THE EGYPT EAGLE'S PARROT DESCENDANT BECAME A PIRATE AND WAS ONLY AN ASSASSIN OUT OF SELF INTEREST AND HIS PARROT SON BECAME A TEMPLAR BECAUSE HE'S AN ASSHOLE ETC ETC ETC SPOILERS BY THE WAY
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:29 PM | #119 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
"AND NOW FOR ONE LAST COMING ATTRACTION"?
WAIT YOU MEAN YOU SHOWED ME SHIT ALREADY? |
06-11-2017, 11:30 PM | #120 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
SPACE HULK LOOKING MORE VOXELY THAN I REMEMBERED
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:31 PM | #121 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
SHIT I WAS HOPING THIS WAS A TRAILER FOR SOME GAME WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY AS A RAT CAT BUT NO YOU'RE A COMA VICTIM. BETHESDA STORYTELLING, EVERYONE.
|
06-11-2017, 11:33 PM | #122 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
CAN WE BE FUCKING BORED OF ZOMBIE GAMES NOW PLEASE
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:33 PM | #123 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
NAZIS ARE HIP WITH THE KIDS RIGHT?
|
06-11-2017, 11:34 PM | #124 |
We deny our creators.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Reduces construction time
Posts: 3,070
|
BOOMERS ARE THE CHRYSSALIDS OF ZOMBIE GAMES
__________________
"It does not matter anymore. We cannot change the past. The future will have to do."
-Windham Khatib |
06-11-2017, 11:38 PM | #125 |
Mrow?
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Camping the White Market
Posts: 6,938
|
I CAN CURSE EXCESSIVELY IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, TOO. HIRE ME BETHESDA.
|
Lower Navigation | ||||||
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|