League of Legends (aka: Where Did My Week Go?)

[Whimsy]

>Grinding to 30
I just hit 19 a couple days ago~

Also I have to second that Veigar is fun notion. Also, I've found that ever since I've got Flash I've been running into walls more often than not.
Although there are times I've flashed perfectly - like while being chased from Top I flashed into Baron and fled that way. Gotta learn when to use it properly, I guess.

Also, I met Kassadin.
*shudder*

edit: So can I just point out how this week's free champion list makes me cry and not play regular games?

Because oh lawd Yasuo/Lee Sin/Teemo/Akali seems like the worst thing to come up against all in one team.

[Sneaze]

Got my first penta today thanks to the hilariousness that is Master Yi. Managed to go 30/13/17. Feels good.

Edit: TWO PENTAS. ONE DAY. Second one goes to Ashe.

[Whimsy]

WOO Grats on the second Penta, Sneeze! Sadly I wasn't around to see it D:

[Firewater]

Our recent games have been fun though. Shoutouts to the ARAM "we are all fucked game" that we won.

That game doesn't redeem Nunu in my eyes. But at the same time, I've started to play Helmerdinger a lot and I'm liking him a bunch as well. Still carrying the Teemo everywhere as well. But more people should join us in the Skype call/chat/game maker.

[Sneaze]

That game was utterly beautiful and we need more games like it.

[M. M.]

I'm down to play if I'm ever around when you guys are. Add me on league: Oraok or my smurf: Siprian and my Skype is oraok. with the period. I think I've got Deebs added and that's about it. Didn't people actually played games together on this board.

[Whimsy]

If you're still on we're currently doing some ARAMs!
We're getting sad because our normals are bad because I keep feeding their midlaner by accident oops

I'm adding you right now, Summoner name is PsychicMudfish

[Sneaze]

Dear NA server,

Fuck you, where is my One For All For All?

Sincerely,
Go fuck yourself

[phoopes]

I started playing about a week ago. I love it. At this point the only position I sort of have any idea how to play is ADC, and I normally go with Tristana for that, though sometimes I play Ashe. Summoner name is phoopes. Shoot me a PM on League (or here, I guess) and I'll give you my Skype name. It's not the UPNphoopes or whatever it was in the ASB group chat... kind of forgot the password to that one.

[Lil'twick]

Dear All for one Players.

NEVER CHOOSE LUX YOU DICK PLEASE STOP IT THAT MATCH WAS HELL.

Sincerely,
Everyone
(Sneaze, Whimsy, FW, Doovid, and I were just in an all for one Lux match. It was basically a Venn diagram of lazer death)

[Whimsy]

Dear One for All for All players,

10 Blitzcrank is not fun. Never make me go through that again.

Sincerely,
Whimsy

[Sneaze]

So I just quit from a 10 Braum game. It's still going and it's been an hour and there have only been 25 total deaths and only a single tower has gone down.

I'm going to be taking a break from League for a bit today.

[phoopes]

Just made it to Level 10 and got my first Quadra Kill this morning! Free Lucian tho <3 My friend is Level 30 and he owes me $9 but I told him he could gift me Lucian instead and we'd be all good. He and Tristana are my two favorite champs so far.

Just bought Corki though. I'll have to try him out later today.

[Whimsy]

Awesome! So I guess you've found your favourite spot as a marksman, currently? Pretty cool, I could never do that because the pressure to be good overwhelms me.

Also, please post your comments on Corki when you get him! He's one of the yordles I haven't used yet (due to personal bias towards the more fluffy ones) but I'll change my tone if he's awesome!

[Shuckle]

Mid. Syndra, Malzahar, Xerath, Lux, Karma, and Orianna. High disruption high damage offtank mid-range immobile mages are my specialty.

I despise assassins with every ounce of my being. Mostly because I can't play them and always get stomped by them.

[Whimsy]

Originally Posted by Shuckle

I despise assassins with every ounce of my being. Mostly because I can't play them and always get stomped by them.

Welcome to why I despise seeing Akali in team rosters!

My preferred mid laners of choice? Whoever I whim for, really: Ziggs, Veigar, Fizz (shh no hypocrisy here honest), TF when I want to suck and hopefully, from this week on, Lissandra.

[Sneaze]

Originally Posted by Shuckle

I despise assassins with every ounce of my being. Mostly because I can't play them and always get stomped by them.

Hi I'm Master Yi and... huh, that's weird. I could have sworn there were some people alive here just a second ago. They had full health and everything. Oh well, guess I'll just go shopping with all this gold from that PENTAKILL.

[Shuckle]

Yeah that stops being a thing when you hit level 30. Enjoy Straight Doubleswords Dunkmaster Yi while you can.

I don't have an accent. You are the ones with the weird accents.

[Whimsy]

So I forgot to mention that I won't be able to skype or LoL for a while until the 14th when I actually get internet in this house. But I've just seen that Patch 4.11 has been announced and you know what that means?
WHIMSY REACTS TIME!
Of course, this will only be about things that I care about. So... let's go!

Spoiler: show

Braum:
His passive's been dropped a bit? Cool, cool. He's still pretty worrying though.

Karthus:
HEY LOST, LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE YELLING AT YOU TO ULTI ANY MORE

Kayle:
I think we should call someone. I mean she's been hit with the nerf bat so many times I can actually see the bruises. I'm worried.

Lucian:
OMG HE'S UNPLAYABLE NOW 0/10 GOOD JOB RITO LERN2BALANCE

Maokai:
I need this in my life. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. GIFT ME MAOKAI PLS MY BURFDAY'S ON THE 10TH

Nautilus:
See Maokai, but not as urgently.

Nidalee:
Yeah, that's definitely what we wanted. We definitely wanted her to be MORE UNKILLABLE. AND THEY'VE INCREASED THE SPEAR WIDTH WOW WHAT IS THIS.

Asshole Yasuo
Oh good they've weakened him a slight bit more. This still changes nothing, I'm still going to go 0/4 in lane to him ahaha...

Ziggs:
Aww, I can't just throw bombs in the enemies general direction any more, looks like I'll actually have to aim.

Caitlyn:
OK that splash art is pretty coooooooool. Dat hair.

Urgot:
WHO PLAYS THIS DUDE.
We're never seeing that new splash art ever.

Quill Coat and Spirit change:
I likey. I likey a lot. Looks like my tank junglers will be a lot more fun
(No Voli bby I swear i'm not seeing other junglers honest ilu)#

This has been Whimsy reacts, and I look forward to actually getting the internettywebs so I can play with you guys again.

edit:
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
DOOMBOTS
LOOK
FUCKING
HILARIOUS
11/10 WILL PLAY WHEN AVAILABLE

[Shuckle]

I didn't realize how much I need Doombots in my life.

It would be even cooler if we also get to play Doom-enhanced champions somehow. I'm sure the controls won't be that difficult; Cho Q becomes a skillshot, Galio shoots additional Qs in a ring the same distance as the one you launched, etc. Viktor's lasers seem like the only thing that might actually be difficult to control, but he's difficult to control anyway.

It seems like so much fun omg i want to fight them to i want everything pleasseeeee

brb logging into my pbe account i will get a replay for y'all

EDIT: i need an adult

[Red Panda]

Well, Lost had me try League today...

In a trial by fire sort of way.

Despite the fact that I usually didn't have any kills and had no idea as to what I was doing, it was fun.

And they had me skip the tutorial and now I can't find it! More trial by fire for me. Though as I said in the skype call, practically everything I do is trial by fire.

[Kelntin]

Originally Posted by Red Panda

And they had me skip the tutorial and now I can't find it! More trial by fire for me. Though as I said in the skype call, practically everything I do is trial by fire.

Play (big red button) > Tutorial (4th blue tab) > Choose tutorial.

At least, that's how I see it from my client side.

[Red Panda]

Originally Posted by Kelntin

Play (big red button) > Tutorial (4th blue tab) > Choose tutorial.

At least, that's how I see it from my client side.

You are wonderful.

[Lil'twick]

AOISHAIUSHGAOUSHIL: JAO FIRST EVER PENTAKILL (s) (Even so Toy said it didn't count due to the conditions, I just told him to be quiet)

Spoiler: show

SO I was playing Fiddles in ARAM and I ended up hard carrying the team. Like near the end of the game I was dead the enemy team was pushing hard, and so when I responded I just Crowtormed Zhonya's and suddenly the big fat PENTAKILL appear. Nothing else, just the penta. THen, my last Pentakill was basically the final push. Same scenario as before, but I got a triple instead of a penta with a really weakened Nid. So I chase the Nid and e her, which causes both her and the Trist to die as well. Second Pentakill and gg.

Sorry I had to brag I'm just really excited.

[Whimsy]

DAMMIT I'M MISSING THESE BIG PLAYS. HURRY UP 14TH

Grats lost! You now outpenta me 2-1 and I don't know what to feel about that.