Sex

**Loki** · 03-06-2011, 02:24 AM

Is it good? Is it bad? Is it the devil's dance? Or beautiful merging of souls?

***Lady Kuno*** · 03-06-2011, 02:27 AM

EARS

**Loki** · 03-06-2011, 02:28 AM

Corrected for your amusement.

Doppleganger · 03-06-2011, 02:44 AM

I'm a digger and my drill will pierce the heavens.

Talon87 · 03-06-2011, 09:07 AM

I'm surprise you've listed things like the ears or the leg's equivalent of the armpit but have neglected to include one of the most classic and common.

First vote for "vagoo," apparently.

**Jerichi** · 03-06-2011, 10:24 AM

Is it sad that I know what docking is without having to look it up?

Ethereal · 03-06-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerichi

Is it sad that I know what docking is without having to look it up?

Yeah. ><;
I'm saying same in my head right now.

**Jerichi** · 03-06-2011, 11:05 AM

*gaybrohi5*

Talon87 · 03-06-2011, 01:03 PM

Here's a question for those of you who consider yourselves sexperts: what on earth is meant by the term "guerilla sex"? No, not gorilla sex: guerilla sex. Click here for Japanese sample. (No nudity or sex acts, but clearly a porn box cover so not exactly work safe either.) I mean, I can understand everything else in that title, but ゲリラＳＥＸ had me scratching my head in confusion as much as it had me laughing.

Without having seen the video in question, I can only guess that it's referring to having sex in broad daylight (白昼堂々) like one is a guerilla on an undercover mission. But lol that this term actually exists.

"Guerilla sex," hahaha.

big bad birtha · 03-06-2011, 01:17 PM

"Barnyard friends need love too." I couldn't of said it any better myself.

Hanatori · 03-06-2011, 03:04 PM

I viewed that image wondering what exactly guerrilla sex is, but instead found myself

ing at how they didn't even try to match the outdoor lighting with the shot of Ms. Guerrillasex. Overexposure isn't sexy.

In any case, with that silly remark made, I would like to submit a write in vote for vinyl sex. Do not confuse with banana sex.

**Lonely Cubone** · 03-07-2011, 04:56 PM

Topic: Sex
Last Post by Hanatori

And if that doesn't get Zora back, I don't know what will.

**Loki** · 03-07-2011, 05:18 PM

Oh thanks LC, now Zora won't see Hana last posted here because of you!

Treepandaone · 03-09-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon87

Here's a question for those of you who consider yourselves sexperts: what on earth is meant by the term "guerilla sex"? No, not gorilla sex: guerilla sex. Click here for Japanese sample. (No nudity or sex acts, but clearly a porn box cover so not exactly work safe either.) I mean, I can understand everything else in that title, but ゲリラＳＥＸ had me scratching my head in confusion as much as it had me laughing.

Without having seen the video in question, I can only guess that it's referring to having sex in broad daylight (白昼堂々) like one is a guerilla on an undercover mission. But lol that this term actually exists.

"Guerilla sex," hahaha.

I would take a shot in the dark (no pun intended) and say that's it's sex / sexual acts in rural / public areas. I'm, of course, basing this on the guerrilla movement of the vietnam war where they would ambush in small amounts in unlikely places. I guess that it could be something similar. Perhaps sex in an alley or flashing in public or something like that.

On the topic at hand I was tempted to go for any hole's a goal but in the end settled for vagoo.

Talon87 · 03-09-2011, 07:18 PM

Good guess, Treep. Turned out that the "guerilla" sex was just them having her perform sex acts from inside a moving vehicle with 100% tinted windows that allowed her to see out but prevented anyone outside from seeing in. Sort of a pseudo-exhibitionism, if you will? I guess it was supposed to be "guerilla" because she was having sex right underneath everyone's noses but no one could see or hear her -- sort of like a guerilla being right under a platoon's noses as they walk under the tree he's in, or something.

AK2 · 08-23-2011, 10:30 PM

do furries count?

XanderKetsu · 08-23-2011, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doppleganger

I'm a digger and my drill will pierce the heavens.

Depends on your view of "heavens". Nice refernce though. On that note, I say Yoko's twins. : D

And vagoo. Because it works.

kusari · 08-27-2011, 05:33 PM

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

ZoRaDu · 09-17-2011, 06:39 PM

VAGOOOOO

Midgeorge · 09-24-2011, 05:55 PM

"That one spot behind the knee."

I lol'ed.

Mozz · 09-24-2011, 11:05 PM

jeri

Slash · 09-26-2011, 12:51 AM

I'd vote docking, but... nevermind.

And no, I did not have to look it up. Known it for years

View Poll Results: Where do you like to put/take it?
Vagoo.	9	27.27%
Poop Shooter.	7	21.21%
Mouth isn't a dirty word.	5	15.15%
That spot behind the knee.	3	9.09%
Whatever docking is. Don't look it up. I did you a favor.	0	0%
Ears to hear your love with.	0	0%
Barnyard Friends need love too.	3	9.09%
Any hole which needs filling.	6	18.18%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

03-06-2011, 02:24 AM	#1
Loki The Path of Now & Forever Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,304	Sex Is it good? Is it bad? Is it the devil's dance? Or beautiful merging of souls? Last edited by Loki; 03-06-2011 at 02:26 AM.

03-06-2011, 02:27 AM	#2
*Lady Kuno* The hostess with the mostess Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 226,522	EARS __________________ JUST NUKE THE FUCKING SUN PROUD OWNER OF A MISSINGNO. IN FIZZY BUBBLES

03-06-2011, 02:44 AM	#4
Doppleganger 我が名は勇者王! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Emina Isle Posts: 14,199	I'm a digger and my drill will pierce the heavens. __________________ あなたの勇気が切り開く未来ふたりの想いが見つけだす希望今　信じあえるあきらめない　心かさね永遠を抱きしめて

03-06-2011, 09:07 AM	#5
Talon87 時の彼方へ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lafayette, Indiana Posts: 20,578	I'm surprise you've listed things like the ears or the leg's equivalent of the armpit but have neglected to include one of the most classic and common. First vote for "vagoo," apparently. __________________ Japanese Discussion \| Mahoyo Discussion \| MyAnimeList

03-06-2011, 02:28 AM	#3
Loki The Path of Now & Forever Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,304	Corrected for your amusement.

03-06-2011, 10:24 AM	#6
Jerichi プラスチック♡ラブ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 蒸気の波の中 Posts: 14,766	Is it sad that I know what docking is without having to look it up? __________________ 私のことを消して本気で愛さないで恋なんてただのゲーム楽しめばそれでいい閉ざした心を飾る派手なドレスも靴も孤独の友達 asb ║ wf ║ fb [jerichi]

03-06-2011, 11:05 AM	#8
Jerichi プラスチック♡ラブ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 蒸気の波の中 Posts: 14,766	gaybrohi5

03-06-2011, 01:03 PM	#9
Talon87 時の彼方へ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lafayette, Indiana Posts: 20,578	Here's a question for those of you who consider yourselves sexperts: what on earth is meant by the term "guerilla sex"? No, not gorilla sex: guerilla sex. Click here for Japanese sample. (No nudity or sex acts, but clearly a porn box cover so not exactly work safe either.) I mean, I can understand everything else in that title, but ゲリラＳＥＸ had me scratching my head in confusion as much as it had me laughing. Without having seen the video in question, I can only guess that it's referring to having sex in broad daylight (白昼堂々) like one is a guerilla on an undercover mission. But lol that this term actually exists. "Guerilla sex," hahaha. __________________ Japanese Discussion \| Mahoyo Discussion \| MyAnimeList

03-06-2011, 01:17 PM	#10
big bad birtha Volcano Badge Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,878	"Barnyard friends need love too." I couldn't of said it any better myself.

03-06-2011, 03:04 PM	#11
Hanatori Skippy. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In all the colouring in pictures Posts: 2,493	I viewed that image wondering what exactly guerrilla sex is, but instead found myself ing at how they didn't even try to match the outdoor lighting with the shot of Ms. Guerrillasex. Overexposure isn't sexy. In any case, with that silly remark made, I would like to submit a write in vote for vinyl sex. Do not confuse with banana sex.

03-07-2011, 04:56 PM	#12
Lonely Cubone Gee, Brain... Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,103	Topic: Sex Last Post by Hanatori And if that doesn't get Zora back, I don't know what will.

03-07-2011, 05:18 PM	#13
Loki The Path of Now & Forever Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,304	Oh thanks LC, now Zora won't see Hana last posted here because of you!

03-09-2011, 07:18 PM	#15
Talon87 時の彼方へ Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lafayette, Indiana Posts: 20,578	Good guess, Treep. Turned out that the "guerilla" sex was just them having her perform sex acts from inside a moving vehicle with 100% tinted windows that allowed her to see out but prevented anyone outside from seeing in. Sort of a pseudo-exhibitionism, if you will? I guess it was supposed to be "guerilla" because she was having sex right underneath everyone's noses but no one could see or hear her -- sort of like a guerilla being right under a platoon's noses as they walk under the tree he's in, or something. __________________ Japanese Discussion \| Mahoyo Discussion \| MyAnimeList

08-23-2011, 10:30 PM	#16
AK2 Boulder Badge Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Somewhere in America Posts: 170	do furries count?

08-27-2011, 05:33 PM	#18
kusari 「Killer Queen No Prog」 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In a beautiful Duwang Posts: 2,343	POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! __________________ Eternally TL4 4-EVER For All of Infinite Time

09-17-2011, 06:39 PM	#19
ZoRaDu Pokemon Trainer Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 11	VAGOOOOO __________________ Click to go to my PASBL profile! ^

09-24-2011, 05:55 PM	#20
Midgeorge Marsh Badge Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: ELO Hell Posts: 1,864	"That one spot behind the knee." I lol'ed. __________________ \| PASBL \| MAL \| Soundcloud \| Wild Future \|

09-24-2011, 11:05 PM	#21
Mozz Golden Wang of Justice Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,936	jeri __________________ Mozz's Van, named after Bulbagardens creditor, was a hidden forum section where staff members could share pictures of their tiny penises and engage in homosex. Sadly, HAVA media, Bulbagardens new corporate overlord, forced it's closure. Can't have porn on a children's website.

09-26-2011, 12:51 AM	#22
Slash Silver LO Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Tokyo Underground Sewage Facility Posts: 6,760	I'd vote docking, but... nevermind. And no, I did not have to look it up. Known it for years

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