03-02-2018, 08:53 PM | #426 |
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TIME FOR BECCA, THE ULTIMATE BACHELOR COASTER
SHE PRETTY MUCH SHOULD NOT HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT THIS FAR BUT Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż ARIE CALLS HIMSELF GOOFY IDK THEY LIKE, SAIL TO A GUANO ROCK OR SOMETHING THEY TALK ABOUT MOVING TO ARIZONA WHILE ON A CATAMARAN GOD SO BORED |
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SO BECCA AND ARIE GO TO A TENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN DESERT
IT'S CUTE BUT THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY STAYING HERE ARE THEY? IDK THEY HAVE A BORING CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SAME OLD SHIT SNORE HE ALSO SAYS I LOVE YOU TO BECCA BYE KENDALL FANTASY SUITE RIGHT OKAY UM THEIR SUITE IS A LITERAL TENT IN THE DESERT WITHOUT RUNNING WATER (APPARENTLY THEY HAD TO PISS IN THE SAND SO) ANYWAY UP NEXT THE WHOLE DRAMATIC PROPOSAL SHIT IDK |
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OK DRAMA PLEASE THANKS
SHE'S WEARING A SKIMPYASS BATHROBE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTUAL DESERT OH OKAY GOOD HERE WE GO JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THIS GUY IS WAY HOTTER THAN ARIE UH OH HE'S COMIN FOR BECCA ARIE LOOKS SUPER BEWILDERED (SHIT THO FUCK BECCA DUDE SHE'S BORING AF) |
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THIS IS GOING TO GO WELL I THINK
AND BY WELL I MEAN REALLY HORRIBLY LET'S WATCH LOL THIS MAN DIDN'T REALIZE THE SHOW ENDS IN A PROPOSAL FUN WOW HE CAME ALL THE WAY TO PERU FOR THIS GIRL A SHAME YOU'VE WASTED YOUR MONEY DUDE THIS CONVERSATION IS TENSE AND AWKWARD, AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT SIDENOTE: HE DOES SEEM LIKE KIND OF A GENERIC DOUCHEBRO BUT HE'S HOT AND SEEMS KIND OF SINCERE LMAO ARIE CALLS THE DUDE A FUCKIN NERD OKAY MAN OKAY |
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THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC THING TO HAPPEN THIS ENTIRE SEASON AND IT'S KINDA BORING
I ALSO AM 99% SURE THAT THE PRODUCERS SET THIS UP BECAUSE THEY REALIZE HOW FUCKING BORING THIS WHOLE SEASON HAS BEEN ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HE WENT TO TALK TO ARIE FIRST AND ALSO WHO THE FUCK WOULD JUST LIKE, FLY TO PERU ON A WHIM TO TRY TO WIN BACK A GIRL THEY BROKE UP WITH A YEAR AGO BECCA IS LIKE "WTF DUDE WHY ARE YOU HERE PLEASE LEAVE" THIS IS AWKWARD AS FUCK I'M LOVIN IT IDK IN SUMMARY THIS GUY IS DELUSIONAL, BECCA IS ANGRY AND EMBARRASSED, THIS LOOKS BAD FOR EVERYONE SHE TELLS HIM OFF AND THEY APPARENTLY HAVE BEEN PRETTY DISTANT FOREVER BUT THIS GUY IS DUMB AF SO HE FLEW TO FUCKIN PERU ON A WHIM HE JUST KINDA LEAVES AND POUTS SO OKAY WHAT A FUCKIN IDIOT |
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BECCA TALKS TO ARIE, IS SHOCKED, CONFUSED, DISTRESSED
NO REAL CONCLUSIONS ARE REACHED BECCA IS SAFE THOUGH SO LIKE, THIS IS ALL FOR NAUGHT REALLY SKIPPING INTERVIEW, ROSE CEREMONY TIME Spoiler: show WELL ANYWAY WE HAVE TWO WOMEN LEFT WILL IT BE BECCA, THE MASTER OF MINUTE MOMENTUM OR WILL THE LAST LAUREN STANDING BECOME THE LAST WOMAN STANDING? FIND OUT, SOMETIME IDK I HATE THE FINALES BUT WE'LL SEE |
03-03-2018, 02:27 PM | #432 |
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PRODUCERS: WE WANT TO SEND YOU TO PERU
HOT BOY: WHAT'S THE CATCH PRODUCERS: YOU HAVE TO DRAMATICALLY SAY HI TO YOUR EX HOT BOY: OK DEAL
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WELL I HAVE PUT THIS OFF FOR LONG ENOUGH
IT IS TIME FOR US TO PUT AN END TO THIS DISGRACEFUL MESS OF A SEASON I HAVE ALREADY BEEN SPOILED FOR THE ENDING (AND IT'S A DOOZY) BUT I WON'T SPOIL THE FEW OF YOU WHO AREN'T IN THE KNOW I'LL LIKELY BE SKIPPING A TON OF THIS SHIT BECAUSE THE FINALE HAS A TENDENCY TO DRAG MERCILESSLY I ALSO GENERALLY DO NOT WATCH AFTER THE FINAL ROSE BUT I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT I HAVE TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION HERE SO WE WILL BE WATCHING THAT TOO AND NOW, AS I SAY GOODBYE TO THREE AND A HALF HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK, WE START THE LAST EPISODE OF ARIE'S SEASON |
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THEY CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE NOT EDITED THE FINAL SCENE, WHICH IS A LIE, BUT WE'LL SEE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN BY THAT
HE CLAIMS THAT BECCA IS LESS RISKY THAN LAUREN I AM NOT SURE HOW YOU KNOW THAT CONSIDERING YOU BARELY KNOW EITHER OF THESE WOMEN BUT LIKE, OKAY ANYWAY THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS EPISODE IS TO HAVE THE PROSPECTIVE FIANCEES MEET THE FAMILY OF THE BACHELOR IT'S PRETTY BORING BECAUSE IT'S A LOT OF LIFE ADVICE THAT IS GENERALLY NOT RELEVANT BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE ADVICE ABOUT THIS SITUATION BUT OKAY LAUREN IS THE FIRST TO BORE THE FAMILY ARIE DESCRIBES LAUREN VERY GENERICALLY BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ACTUALLY AN INDIVIDUAL PERSON TO ARIE BUT RATHER JUST A STAND-IN FOR THE WOMAN WHO REJECTED ARIE FIVE YEARS AGO SO ARIE'S FAMILY IS A LITTLE BIT MEAN LMAO LAUREN IS INSECURE BECAUSE SHE WAS HURT BEFORE, SHE REPORTS TO ARIE SR. THE FAMILY LIKES THEM AND THINKS SHE WINS IDK THIS WAS ALL VERY BORING BUT ANYWAY |
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THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE IS EERILY SIMILAR TO THE LAST ONE
MOM IS SKEPTICAL OF BECCA BECCA SAYS SHE TRUSTS HIM ARIE SEEMS INSECURE ABOUT BECCA BUT ALSO IS OBSESSED WITH LAUREN FUN BECCA CLAIMS THEY'RE VASTLY DIFFERENT WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH SUPER BORING BECCA LOWKEY SLAMS LAUREN BY SAYING SHE'S NOT VERY OPEN I SEE YOU BECCA I SEE YOU BECCA ACTS SUPER JEALOUS IN THE TALKING HEADS BECCA IS SUPER THREATENED BY LAUREN WHICH IS HILARIOUS SINCE LAUREN IS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS DRYING PAINT BUT ARIE IS DUMB SO |
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NEXT PART IS FAMILY OPINIONS WHICH I DON'T CARE ABOUT NEXT
OK FINAL DATES NOW THESE ARE GENERALLY MEGA BORING SO APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR A LACK OF COMMENTARY HE'S APPARENTLY DECIDED ON BECCA BUT IS HAVING A DATE WITH LAUREN TODAY UH OH DRAMAAAAAA THEY TAKE A PRIVATE TRAIN TO MACHU PICCHU I FEEL THE NEED TO POINT THIS OUT BECAUSE ARIE BRINGS IT UP: HE HAS KEPT THIS GIRL ON THE SHOW FOR THIS LONG BASICALLY BECAUSE OF A HUNCH I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT THAT ARIE KIND OF BABY TALKS TO THE WOMEN AND IT'S SUPER WEIRD THEY RUN AWAY FROM THE CAMERAS TO MAKE OUT IN A CORNER AND ALSO SUFFER FROM ALTITUDE SICKNESS I ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO NOTE THAT WHEN ARIE REFERENCES LITTLE THINGS HE HAS LEARNED ABOUT LAUREN IT IS NOT LIKE, HER PERSONALITY OR LIKES OR DISLIKES, BUT A SPECKLE IN HER EYE I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THIS WOMAN |
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ARIE IS A DELUSIONAL IDIOT WHO IS ENCHANTED BY ANY WOMAN WITH EVEN A BIT OF BLONDE HAIR
ARIE FAILS TO ARTICULATE WHY HE HAS KEPT LAUREN AROUND DESPITE NOT ACTUALLY KNOWING HER THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR REALLY BORING POTENTIAL LIVES TOGETHER THEY'RE SUPER BORING OH BEKAH AND SEINNE ARE BACK FOR SOME ANALYSIS SEINNE IS FORGIVING BUT BEKAH SAYS HE SHOUDLN'T PROPOSE IF HE'S THIS CONFLICTED |
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OH BECCA NOW I GUESS
THEY GO SHOPPING IN A SUPER TOURISTY MARKET WHICH IS KIND OF LAME IN COMPARISON TO MACHU PICCHU THEY DO PET BABY ALPACAS THOUGH SO THAT'S NICE BECCA LIKES ARIE'S HONESTY THOUGH REALLY THE ONLY REASON ARIE IS HONEST IS BECAUSE HE IS TOO STUPID TO LIE |
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BECCA IS INSECURE BECAUSE LAUREN IS THE EXACT WOMAN HE NEARLY PROPOSED TO FIVE YEARS AGO BUT (PROBABLY) MORE BORING
BECCA KEEPS HARPING ON HOW DIFFERENT THEY ARE POINTING OUT THAT ARIE CLAIMS THAT HE KNOWS BECCA REALLY WELL NOTE THAT HE HAS NOT SAID THIS ABOUT LAUREN OH RIGHT BECCA WAS ALSO THE ONE WHO HAD THE DAD WHOSE DEATH ANNIVERSARY WAS ON THE FIRST DAY OF FILMING HUH SHE MADE A LITTLE SCRAPBOOK THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER CUTE NGL NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO WITHOUT TV OR INTERNET FOR TEN WEEKS SO MIGHT AS WELL AMATEUR SCRAPBOOK ARIE TRIES AND FAILS TO EXPLAIN HIS REALLY CONFUSING THOUGHT PROCESS PRIOR TO THE ENGAGEMENT THING THEY INTERVIEW TWO FORMER BACHELORS AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT SO NEXT |
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STUPID TALKING HEADS/GETTING DRESSED SEQUENCE GOD THIS SHOW IS AWFUL
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I THINK WE'RE SKIPPING THE GLORIFIED RING COMMERCIAL WHERE HE "PICKS OUT" THE ENGAGEMENT RING THIS TIME BUT I AM SKEPTICAL
LAUREN IS WEARING AN UGLY DRESS MADE OF SILVER SEQUINS AND BEADS AND LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO PUKE LAUREN DUMPS HER FEELINGS ALL OVER ARIE AND ARIE TURNS HER DOWN WOMP WOMP THIS BASICALLY TURNS INTO A HUGE MESS AND ARIE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE A DECISION BUT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TOTALLY CONFIDENT WHICH IS JUST A GREAT WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE RIGHT? LAUREN FEELS BETRAYED LAUREN MAKES THE OBVIOUS POINT THAT HE APPARENTLY MADE THE DECISION ON WHO TO PROPOSE TO LITERALLY 3 HOURS PRIOR WHICH IS TOTALLY A SUPER SMART WAY TO APPROACH MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS |
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NOW FOR UH THE "BIG MOMENT"
BECCA IS BASICALLY WEARING A SPOOL OF BLACK LACE MADE INTO A DRESS IT'S KINDA WORKING FOR HER THOUGH WELL HE PROPOSES SO BUT AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THIS IS "THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL SEASON EVER" SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS CHILDREN |
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LMAO THE ROSE BROKE
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I WISH THIS WAS OVER BUT SADLY THERE'S STILL ANOTHER 30 MINUTES
NOW FOR A MONTAGE OF HOME VIDEOS WITH BECCA SURPRISE SURPRISE HE'S THINKING ABOUT LAUREN TIME TO DUMP MY FIANCEE POOR CHRIS HARRISON THEY DRAGGED HIM AWAY FROM HIS VACATION TO DEAL WITH THIS SORRY MOTHERFUCKER'S ASS BECCA GABS HAPPILY AT THE CAMERA AS ARIE SHOWS UP TO BREAK UP WITH HER EVERYONE AT THE LIVE SHOW BOOS HIM AS THEY SHOULD |
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OH WOW
THEY'RE FUCKING SADISTS THE UNEDITED PART IS THE BREAK UP GOD THE PRODUCERS ARE SO SHITTY ALL THE CAMERA CREWS ARE SWARMING AROUND ARIE AND BECCA AS HE DOES IT YOU CAN SEE THEM IN THE MIRROR BEHIND THEM THIS SCENE IS DISPLAYED IN STEREOVISION SO THAT YOU CAN PINPOINT THE EXACT SECOND BECCA'S HEART RIPS IN HALF BECCA IS PISSED HE MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY HIS DECISION BY SAYING HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE "HALF-IN" WITH BECCA BUT BECCA IS LIKE "WILL YOU BE HALF-IN WITH HER?" AND HE SAYS NO LMAO ARIE JUST LIKE, KEEPS TALKING FOR SOME REASON WOW THAT WAS MAXIMALLY SHITTY BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET Y'ALL |
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LMAO BECCA STRAIGHT UP LEAVES
ARIE FOLLOWS HER BUT SHE'S LIKE UM PLEASE FUCK OFF THIS IS REALLY MOSTLY JUST UNEDITED CRYING AT THIS POINT SO BECCA TELLS HIM TO FUCK OFF AND HE STILL JUST KIND OF WANDERS AROUND LIKE A LOST DOG HE COMES BACK FOR HER FOR SOME REASON AND THE OTHER CAMERA WANDERS AROUND AIMLESSLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID AT THIS POINT WE'RE LITERALLY JUST WATCHING TWO PEOPLE SUFFER ARIE KEEPS TRYING TO RESTART SOME SORT OF CONVERSATION FOR HIS OWN CLOSURE WHEN IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT BECCA JUST WANTS HIM TO LEAVE GO FUCK YOURSELF ARIE JESUS |
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HOW IS THIS NOT OVER
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OKAY NOW THIS IS JUST BECCA CRYING
THIS IS NOT REALLY TELEVISION ANYMORE YET HERE WE ARE |
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OH MY GOD LEAVE ARIE
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WELL I AM MAKING AN EXCEPTION AND WATCHING AFTER THE FINAL ROSE
I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ONE OF THESE SO I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO EXPECT LET'S TAKE THIS RIDE TOGETHER |
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