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YOU HAVE TO ALMOST ADMIRE THE THIRST REQUIRED TO WANT TO GAY FUCK PHIL SPENCER
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06-12-2017, 12:24 AM | #152 |
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HEY GUYS WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU 4K PATCHES FOR OUR NEW 4K CONSOLE
FOR FREE HOW MAGNANIMOUS OF US
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06-12-2017, 12:26 AM | #153 |
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499 US DOLLARS
BECAUSE BEING STUPID SHOULDN'T BE CHEAP
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06-12-2017, 12:27 AM | #154 |
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HOW DO WE END THIS CONFERENCE
BY HAVING EA DRAG THEIR BALLS ALL OVER OUR FACES OF COURSE
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06-12-2017, 12:28 AM | #155 |
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THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING AS A PUBLISHER THAN TO SHITCAN PROMISING NEW IPS IN FAVOR OF YEARLY RELEASES PUMPED OUT BY DEVELOPERS WHOM WE PURCHASED ONLY TO TURN INTO SHADOWS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES
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06-12-2017, 12:29 AM | #156 |
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BIOWARE FUCKED UP MASS EFFECT
PRESENTING BIOWARE'S NEW IP NOT-MASS EFFECT
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06-12-2017, 12:31 AM | #157 |
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SORRY BIOWARE'S MAKING NOT-DESTINY
MY BAD
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06-12-2017, 12:34 AM | #158 |
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THE PROBLEM WITH FORCED ARTIFICIAL VOICE CHAT AT E3 IS THAT IT'S MISSING EVERYONE CALLING YOU A FAGGOT FOR THAT AUTHENTIC XBOX EXPERIENCE
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AND THAT'S IT
SORRY FOR SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH MY NEED TO BE THE MOST SPECIAL OF SNOWFLAKES BUT WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY RIGHT BIRDS HAVE BEEN A PART OF THE TEMPLAR CONSPIRACY ALL ALONG EDIT: HOLY FUCK EDIT EDIT: THAT MEANS DAISY'S BEEN A TEMPLAR STOOGE ALL ALONG EDIT EDIT EDIT: A TEMPLAR STOOL PIGEON YOU MIGHT SAY YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT
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06-12-2017, 09:09 AM | #160 |
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I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JOKING BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE AND I FUCKING HATE IT
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06-12-2017, 03:02 PM | #161 |
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WE KNEW YOU ALREADY KNEW ABOUT MARIO RABBIDS SO HERE IT IS
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06-12-2017, 03:04 PM | #162 |
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MIYAMOTO WALKS UP ON STAGE WITH A MEGAMAN ARM
AND PROCEEDS TO SHOOT HIMSELF BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT MARIO HAS COME TO |
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"WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE MR. MIYAMOTO ON STAGE WITH US TODAY. UBISOFT LOVES NINTENDO"
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FROZEN CORTEX AND FROZEN SYNAPSE: MARIO EDITION
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06-12-2017, 03:30 PM | #165 |
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DIDDY KONG RACING: THE CREW 2
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06-12-2017, 03:39 PM | #166 |
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SKULL & BONES: WE HAVE REALISTIC BANANA EATING, UNLIKE SEA OF THIEVES
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06-12-2017, 03:48 PM | #167 |
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REMEMBER FOR HONOR
REMEMBER HOW IT'S ONLINE SYSTEM WAS TRASH AND 95% OF ITS PLAYER BASE ABANDONED IT IN 4 MONTHS DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP |
06-12-2017, 03:49 PM | #168 |
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THERE'S NOW A DANCING PANDA ON STAGE WITH IMITATION DAFT PUNK
THIS IS DEFINITELY AN UBISOFT CONFERENCE |
06-12-2017, 03:50 PM | #169 |
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ARE NINJAS THE NEW THING IN THE WORLD OF DANCING
I'LL NEED TO CONSULT NINJA BRIAN ABOUT THIS ONE HEY NINJA BRIAN ARE- |
06-12-2017, 03:52 PM | #170 |
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NO MAN'S SKY AMIIBOS CONFIRMED
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06-12-2017, 03:53 PM | #171 |
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WE SAW THE SUCCESS OF SKYLANDERS AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO CROSS THAT WITH NO MAN'S SKY AND TRANSFORMERS ON YOUR SWITCH
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FAR CRY 5: TRUMP'S AMERICA STARRING AMMON BUNDY
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06-12-2017, 04:05 PM | #173 |
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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
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06-12-2017, 04:11 PM | #174 |
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BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2: ACTUALLY A PREQUEL
(SORRY I CANT BE WITTY, THIS IS PRETTY INSANE) |
06-12-2017, 04:18 PM | #175 |
a quick fly cuppa
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NEVER MIND JUST DANCE 8 FOR THE WII
NOT JUST WIIU, THE ACTUAl WII BECAUSE UBISOFT HAVE TO BE THAT BACKWARDS |
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