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Old 01-05-2012, 02:26 PM   #1
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Your name is Kuno, and today is one of the most boring days of your life. Well, no, you're being dramatic about that. But still.

You've been baited into playing some lame building simulation with your friend, Loki, and he's currently on your ass about downloading it. Sheesh.

[S] At least the loading screen is nice.

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-- ultimateDestroyer [UD] began pestering philosophicRaptor [PR] --
UD: so what the fuck am I supposed to be doing
UD: I installed it and nothing happened
UD: it just brought Me back to My desktop

PR: uh
PR: i can see yøu
PR: like the actual yøu, øn your cømputer, talking tø me right nøw
PR: whøa uh
PR: I can see yøur røøm and everything and møve the camera arøund

UD: what?




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The denizens of UPN play Sburb.

So it's basically real life, except Sburb is a thing, and also Homestuck never existed so Kuno (and some other upners) don't know about Sburb.

Also, things preceded with an [S] have sound.
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Old 01-05-2012, 02:30 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:11 PM   #3
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:24 PM   #4
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:27 PM   #5
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:36 PM   #6
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:41 PM   #7
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>Kuno: Be the Sceptic. It's you.
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Old 01-05-2012, 03:42 PM   #8
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Find tutotoal
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:45 PM   #9
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Old 01-05-2012, 05:19 PM   #10
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Old 01-05-2012, 05:49 PM   #11
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>Poke Kuno with mouse arrow

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Old 01-05-2012, 05:52 PM   #12
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Old 01-05-2012, 08:34 PM   #13
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I second this.

Also the best thing you'll find with SBURB is an unfinished FAQ. There is no tutorial.
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Old 01-05-2012, 10:01 PM   #14
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Old 01-06-2012, 11:13 AM   #15
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Old 01-06-2012, 06:07 PM   #16
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>Loki: Find Tutotoal



It's spelled "tutorial", but okay.

Ugh. This thing is really verbose and kind of irritating. You'll just skim it a bit.

Kuno: Be the skeptic. It's you.



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UD: you're a riot
UD: I'll go look up what's wrong

PR: it's nø use
PR: the ønly thing i føund were a bunch øf really pøørly written and impøssible tø read guides
PR: and a really well written, extremely børing and lengthy guide
PR: which I'm reading as we speak
PR: alsø! trust me!
PR: i'll even prøve it tø yøu
PR: this is a building game right? sø if I just select "revise" and drag my møuse øn the end øf yøur røøm like sø....










Loki: Do something awesome.



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Old 01-06-2012, 06:34 PM   #17
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Even though that show is awful, I felt the need to reference it.
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:14 PM   #18
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:19 PM   #19
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> Destroy phoopes for referencing that horrible show

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Old 01-06-2012, 09:31 PM   #20
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Old 01-15-2012, 05:40 PM   #22
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Loki: Check inventory of grist



Hm.

PESTERLOG:
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PR: sø...
UD: its like
UD: twice as big
UD: holy shit

PR: right but døing that løøks like it tøøk up sømething called build grist
PR: which i'm guessing lets us build stuff
PR: the cøntrøls are kinda wønky thøugh
PR: it's hard tø møve and select things in the 3D space like this
PR: øn a cømpletely and tøtally unrelated nøte, yøur tøilet is brøken
UD: what?
PR: nøthing
PR: there's søme big equipment stuff we can depløy
PR: nø idea what they dø
PR: there's øne huge platførmy thing, a big thing that løøks like it's før carving stuff, and a big pipe thing
PR: and a card with a bunch of høles in it
PR: which shøuld I put døwn first


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((please don't suggest putting down all of them))
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:05 PM   #24
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>The pipe thingy

You tell Loki to put down the pipe thing.

You make sure to grab your SEXY ANDROID PHONE so that you can stay on Pesterchum and talk with Loki without jumping back onto your computer.



And by that you mean you CAPTCHALOGUE it.

The ANDROID PHONE is stored in a CAPTCHALOGUE CARD and put into your SYLLADEX.



So what exactly is this thing?
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