POGEMANZ ARE REAL OMGOMG

[Blastoise]

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/i ... wtopic=314

I've been rather quiet as of now, but seeing as so many people are coming in to question our beliefs, I think it's time I said something.

The majority of you who come in here and try to refute us, your only argument is "Pokemon aren't real because I can't see them, I've never seen them, and probably never will see them."

Sorry to say this, but you are only one out of over 16 billion people on this planet, and just because you haven't experienced something, doesn't mean that's how it is. You can't see love, you can't see hate, and you can't see evil or good. You probably will never see them in your entire life, but do they exist? In my experiences as a human being, they do, and they are very real.

According to you, we're all childish and are chasing imaginative figures that can never be. At the same time, I can reverse those claims onto you.

How can you justify that what *you* belief to be true is real? Anything you believe in at all, how can you prove to a person who has never seen a car that it exists? Show them pictures?

Easily forged.

Bring others who also share the experience?

Opinions can be easily tampered with.

It's something you have to experience, it's impossible to simply explain to others. I could sit here for years, and you can reject our ideas for years. But in the end, there's no denying the real truth.

For us, Pokemon are very real. More real than you can ever imagine. We KNOW they are out there, and they know that we are here.

There have been signs, but they can only be seen by those who look for them. We're not doing you any harm in seeking, so why go out of your way to question us?

We don't question your inane beliefs.

=|

[Muyotwo]

Did we suddenly get another ten billion people that I didn't hear about?

Like a mentally deficient Mulder. (So PC!)

[Blastoise]

So apparently this site is in fact a 4chan parody of another forum that believes Digimon are real.

Goddamnit.

Oh well, here's SomethingAwful mocking them to atone for my fail.

[Lady Kuno]

It's behind a passing by comet? I don't recommend drinking the kool-aid.

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by Blastoise

So apparently this site is in fact a 4chan parody of another forum that believes Digimon are real.

I know of that Digimon one, the stupidity of its members has leaked into legend. They're not exactly of the believe that the Digimon are real in our world, but that they're reincarnations of previous Digidestined or Digimon and no one has yet to disprove their claims.

Something that bothers me about parodies like this one nowadays though is one can't really tell if it's a parody or a true belief - I originally thought Scientology was a joke religion made to mock other religions, but then I read further and found them to just be delusional rich arseholes.

Originally Posted by Blastoise

Oh well, here's SomethingAwful mocking them to atone for my fail.

I'll take this time to ask - do you have a SA account, Blast? If so, what's that place like? I'm considering getting one myself but the unnervingly sensitive ban system is a real turnoff.

[Blastoise]

Originally Posted by Doppleganger

I'll take this time to ask - do you have a SA account, Blast? If so, what's that place like? I'm considering getting one myself but the unnervingly sensitive ban system is a real turnoff.

No. I tend to be opposed to paying money for an internet forum that bans you for not thinking their kind of humor is the greatest comedic invention since the pratfall. If I want that shit I can go to Smogon and get it in Firebot for free.

[Jerichi]

I heard about the raid from my local /b/tard information source.

It's depressing that these little children can't get their anti-hallucinogens.

Maybe they're $cientologists!

EDIT: From looking at the site, it's hard to believe that some of these people aren't for cereal. They look ALMOST EXACTLY like the n00bs at SPPf. >>;

[Doppleganger]

Originally Posted by Jerichi

EDIT: From looking at the site, it's hard to believe that some of these people aren't for cereal.

Well, you know what they say; a healthy breakfast, a healthy mind. The nutritional benefits of cornflakes are highly understated. >_>

[quilava plush]

For a moment I thought that THIS SA article was being discussed, and having read it before, I was going to jump in and grind my axe over how much of a dipstick Overlord Mordax is (from previous run-ins I've had with him on LJ).

Still, wow, right when I get a renewed interest in Digimon again this comes up to make me not want to associate with this loony bin. I also wish I could reach through the screen and slap the person who used a pic of Sagara Sousuke to further his cause. -_-

[deoxys]

hai guise,