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Old 10-04-2020, 08:14 AM   #1
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Coronavirus makes you fat

There's no scientific journals on this phenomenon but I'm 101% sure it's real.

Why? Because,

1. The miasma prevents people from going outside, meaning they're more likely to drive...for fast food.
2. Stuck indoors = less mobility for exercise
3. Watching TV or reading phones = blue light exposure = irregular sleep patterns = stress = weight gain

I estimate that on average, the USA has gotten 6.6 million tons heavier since corona-chan rolled in.

That's a lot of jelly doughnuts.
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Old 10-04-2020, 08:31 AM   #2
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Actually, I would argue its a contagion, not a miasma.
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Old 10-04-2020, 08:35 AM   #3
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By miasma, I'm referring to the cocktail of

-coronavirus
-soot-filled air
-influenza

It's worse than a mere contagion, it's the most poisonous air I've ever had to live through, and you combine that with 100°F heat...
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Old 10-04-2020, 10:54 AM   #4
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Yeah I gained 5 lbs. Wanna fight?
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Old 10-15-2020, 02:47 AM   #5
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I haven't gained any weight by the pandemic. I've even had more time and motivation to take care of myself by riding my bike and eating better. All of this is thanks to home office. It's not so bad after all
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