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ALRIGHT TIME FOR THE BIG TEARDOWN
NICK HAS NEVER DONE A TELL-ALL SINCE HE WAS THE TOP TWO IN HIS PREVIOUS SEASONS HERE COMES A RANDO NO ONE REMEMBERS TALKING I'LL TAKE IT AS "INTERVIEW OF GIRL NO ONE KNOWS" DOLPHIN GIRL WAS LIKE "I WAS TOTALLY FINE BEING FRIENDZONED" (ALSO I'M MARKING "I DONT NEED NO MAN FOR KRISTINA" BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT SHE DON'T) NICK GETS PRETTY DEFENSIVE AND HIS MIDWESTERN ACCENT STARTS TO CREEP OUT THERE'S A BOX AND SARAH (WHO?) CONFRONTS HIM AND ACCUSES HIM OF LEADING HER ON THAT'S TWO BOXES ALSO BONUS UGLYCRY RACIAL TENSION IS TOTALLY COMING WITH THE BACHELORETTE ANNOUNCEMENT C'MON SOMEONE LAST BOX IS RELATIONSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT OH GOOD WE'RE NOT DONE PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITY |
03-13-2017, 07:43 PM | #302 |
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THEY HARP ON THE FACT THAT NICK WAS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SHOW
IDK BORING QUESTIONS BLOOPERS TIME HAHHAHAH AT THE DRAMATIC POST HOMETOWNS CEREMONY, THE WIND KNOCKED OVER A TON OF TREES NICK NEARLY WALKED AWAY FROM HIS FIRST ROSE CEREMONY FOGHORN AND BICYCLIST AND HECKLER INTERRUPT RACHEL CORINGE GETTING ATTACKED BY A BUG LOTS OF GIRLS FREAKING OUT ABOUT BUGS GOD ALL OF THESE RIDICULUS SOUND EFFECTS TAYLOR FALLS OFF HAMMOCK BOOM IN SHOT FART MORE FARTING PEOPLE NOT CATCHING FOOD IN THEIR MOUTHS CORRINGE STUFFING HER FACE WITH CHEESE LITERALLY UGLY SLEEPING ON BUSES THAT WAS GOOD |
03-13-2017, 07:52 PM | #303 |
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OKAY TIME FOR RACHEL (AND A LITTLE RACIAL TENSION PROBABLY)
ALL THE WOMEN GUSH OVER HER HERE IS THE MENTION OF HER RACE I'LL TAKE IT SHE STARTS ON HER THING ABOUT HOW IT'S A BIG DEAL AND THEN SHE SEES THE SHARK COSTUME AND BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER IDK REST IS BORING SORRY BAH WE HAVE ONE MORE SQUARE BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE HAS GOTTEN ENGAGED OR ANYTHING BOO |
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FINALE IS EMOTIONAL AND DRAMATIC SOUNDS LIKE IT ENDS IN A RELATIONSHIP IDK I'LL TAKE IT
BLACKOUT BINGO!!!! PREVIEW PUPPIES HORSE RIDES VANESSA CONFRONTS THE REALTIIES OF THE SITUATION RAVEN IS CONCERNED ABOUT HIM NOT BREAKING CONTRACT VANESSA UGLY CRIES ANYWAY THAT'S ALL NO SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK PLZ |
03-18-2017, 07:17 PM | #305 |
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HEY GUYS
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? THAT'S RIGHT - TIME TO SEE 30ISH DESPERATE WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT A SINGLE MAN FOR THE CHANCE TO THIS IS OUR NEW GUY - HIS NAME IS UH ARIE OR SOMETHING HE'S A RACE CAR DRIVER AND (OF COURSE) A BACHELORETTE LOSER HE'S NOT THAT HOT AND SEEMS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS TOOTH DECAY BUT WHATEVER, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE PERSONALITIES ALSO LOL HIS SEASON WAS 5 YEARS AGO THE PRODUCERS ARE REALLY DIGGING DEEP FOR THIS SHIT OH MY GOD AS IF HE COULDN'T BE MORE BORING HE'S A REAL ESTATE AGENT NOW TOO UGH OH GOD WELL THEY'RE TROTTING OUT THE LITERAL ONE SUCCESS STORY THEY'VE EVER HAD LIKE THEY'VE DONE FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS FUCK ME HE'S BASICALLY LIKE THE PERFECT BACHELOR BECAUSE HE'S CUTE AND PURE AND HANDSOME AND ACTUALLY LIKE, MARRIED SOMEONE AND STAYED MARRIED WHO IS READY FOR THE PARADE OF FUTURE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER HOPEFULS |
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HERE'S CHRIS HARRISON THE MOST USELESS HOST ON TELEVISION
HE'S APPARENTLY THE BEST KISSER ON THE SHOW THANKS FOR THAT INFO OH BOY PREVIEWSSSSS NAME: CHELSEA AGE: 29 HOMETOWN: PORTLAND, MA (THE LAME ONE) OCCUPATION: SINGLE MOM, PROBABLY (ALSO REAL ESTATE I GUESS) SHE HAS A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH SINGLE MOTHERHOOD BUT SHE'S GOTTA LOVE IT KIDS ARE A BURDEN, HAHA ALSO LOVE THAT THEY'RE ROLLING OUT THE SINGLE MOM FIRST OH HIS BACHELORETTE WAS A SINGLE MOM OH BOY NAME: CAROLINE AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: FT LAUDERDALE, FL OCCUPATION: REALTOR (IS THIS A THEME) SHE HASN'T BEEN IN REAL ESTATE FOR A FULL YEAR YET BUT SHE'S SOLD 5MIL OK ALSO WANTS KIDS, THAT FEELS LIKE A THEME ALSO A CAR GIRL NAME: MIQUEL (PRONOUNCED MICHELLE, WHITE TRASH ALERT) AGE: 23 HOMETOWN: UTAH OCCUPATION: PHOTOG GENERIC NEXT NAME: NYSHA AGE: 30 HOMETOWN: SOUTH CAROLINA OCCUPATION: NURSE SHE LIKES THRILLS, LIKE BLOOD AND SKYDIVING SWEET SOUTHERN GIRL, ALSO AFRICAN AMERICAN SO THERES THAT NAME: TIA AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: WEINER (yes) AK OCCUPATION: PT ALSO PAINFULLY SOUTHERN SHE LIKES GUNS, HER DAD'S A FARMER, ETC OH SHE KNOWS RAVEN, WHO LOST THE LAST SEASON I THINK OR SOMETHING I DON'T REMEMBER OTHER THAN I HATED HER AND SHE GOT TOO FAR NAME: KENDALL AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: TAXIDERMIST/CREATIVE DIRECTOR?/UKELELIST IS SHE THE CRAZY? I MEAN, SHE CALLED HERSELF WEIRD AND COLLECTS DEAD ANIMALS AND PLAYS THE UKE SO NAME: BECCA AGE: NO AGE FOR SOME REASON HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: NANNY I AM WORRIED THAT HER AGE IS NOT LISTED SHE'S GOT A PIXIE CUT SO SHE SEEMS LIKE, IDK, DIFFERENT I GUESS NAME: MARIKH AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: SLC OCCUPATION: RESTAURANT OWNER SHE'S USED TO BEING THE ONE THAT'S PURSUED SO ALSO SHE OWNS A RESTAURANT AT 27 SO YEAH IDK SHE'S INDIAN THOUGH SO THAT'S NEW AND INTERESTING IDK SHE'S OKAY THE PRODUCERS ASKED ABOUT HER SPICE FUCK ME NAME: KRYSTAL AGE: 29 HOMETOWN: SAN DIEGO OCCUPATION: ONLINE FITNESS COACH UGH SHE'S SO GIVING YOU GUYS SHE DOES WORK WITH HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE HER LITTLE BROTHER IS HOMELESS THOUGH THAT'S ACTUALLY KINDA NICE AND SHE SEEMS TO KNOW A BIT ABOUT NUTRITION SO I GUESS IT COULD BE WORSE ...BUT SHE ALSO JUST HANDS HOMELESS PEOPLE BAGS OF FOOD SO IDK ABOUT THAT OKAY I THINK THATS IT FOR THE PREVIEWS, TIME FOR THE OVERPRODUCED ENTRANCES |
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(AS LONG AS SHE GETS KICKED EARLY) SO FYI HE IS APPARENTLY ALSO KNOWN AS THE KISSING BANDIT SO EXPECT THAT REFERENCE A FEW TIMES NAME: CAROLINE AGE: I MISSED IT HOMETOWN: FL OCCUPATION: REALTOR DRESS: WHITE AND BORING 5/10 ALREADY MET HER, SHE TALKS ABOUT BEING A REALTOR AND MAKES A REAL ESTATE JOKE OKAY HE LIKES HER WHATEVER NAME: CHELSEA AGE: 29 HOMETOWN: PORTLAND (THE BAD ONE) OCCUPATION: MOM DRESS: BLACK, SIMPLE, WEIRD CUTOUTS 6/10 SHE'S COY ABOUT BEING A MOM, WHICH LIKE, NEVER WORKS OUT DON'T DO THAT NAME: KENDALL AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: "CREATIVE DIRECTOR"/ALL AROUND WEIRDO DRESS: UGLY METALLIC PEACH, GROSS 2/10 SHE SEEMS NORMAL ENOUGH BUT WE KNOW BETTER NAME: SEINNE AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: NEWPORT BEACH CA OCCUPATION: MORE REAL ESTATE DRESS: ITS BLACK IT FITS HER WELL 7/10 ALSO IN REAL ESTATE AND AFRICAN AMERICAN AND SHE LIKES ELEPHANTS AND GAVE HIM ELEPHANT CUFFLINKS FOR LUCK THAT'S ACTUALLY THOUGHTFUL I LIKE HER NAME: TIA AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: WIENER, AK OCCUPATION: PT DRESS: LOOKS LIKE SHE MADE A DRESS OUT OF POOL TABLE FABRIC, HAS UGLY GEM STRAPS, 1/10 SHE MENTIONS WIENER SHE BROUGHT HIM A LITTLE WIENER AND MAKES A JOKE ABOUT IT QUALITY TELEVISION DO YOU REALLY LIKE HER? DO YOU? BORING CHATTER NAME: BIBIANA AGE: 30 HOMETOWN: MIAMI BEACH FL OCCUPATION: EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT DRESS: IT'S OKAY, WEIRD GREEN, 6/10 SHIT I THOUGHT I KNEW HER BUT THANK GOD I DON'T IDK I PANICKED TOO MUCH OVER THINKING I KNEW HER THAT I MISSED MOST OF THAT NAME: BRI AGE: 25 HOMETOWN: PORTLAND (THE GOOD ONE) OCCUPATION: SPORTS REPROTER DRESS: TOO SPARKLY, FITS HER WELL, 5/10 SHE THROWS HIM A BALL HAHA CUTE BANTER AT LEAST SHE USED TO PLAY SOFTBALL TIME FOR SOME RAPID FIRE NAME: JENNY AGE: 25 HOMETOWN: CHITOWN (SHOUTOUT TO SNORBS) OCCUPATION: GRAPHIC DESIGNER DRESS: IT'S PINK AND NASTY 3/10 EH NAME: BRITTANE J (THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WITH THIS EXACT NAME SPELLED THIS WAY INTERESTING) AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: MARKETING DRESS: BLACK AND NORMAL 7/10 SHE PUTS A BUMPER STICKER ON HIS ASS THAT SAYS NICE BUTT OKAY NAME: JACQUELINE AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: NY, NY OCCUPATION: RESEARCH COORDINATOR (INTERESTING) DRESS: RED, FLOWY, EH 6/10 SHE'S NERVOUS BUT SEEMS NORMAL I GUESS NAME: KRYSTAL AGE: 29 HOMETOWN: SAN DIEGO OCCUPATION: FITNESS COACH DRESS: RED AND TOO BIG (ALSO NO RED DRESSES) 4/10 SHE BREAKS THE RAPID FIRE SO WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES SHE DOES SOME CHEESY MEDITATION THING AND UGH SHE HAS THAT AWFUL SOCAL ACCENT WHERE SHE NASALIZES EVERYTHING BACK TO RF NAME: NYSHA AGE: 30 HOMETOWN: ANDERSON, SC OCCUPATION: NURSE DRESS: WHY ARE YOU WEARING BEIGE HONEY 2/10 JUST SKIPPED HER INTRO IN FAVOR OF BITCHINESS K NAME: VALERIE AGE: 25 HOMETOWN: NASHVILLE OCCUPATION: SERVER DRESS: LACY BANANA 1/10 HE LIKES IT FOR SOME REASON OH BOY HERE COMES THE GIMMICK - A MUSCLE CAR - IT'S... NAME: BEKAH M (WOW THESE NAMES) AGE: ??? HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: NANNY DRESS: WEIRD YELLOW-TAN DRESS BUT SHE KINDA PULLS IT OFF 6/10 HOW OLD IS SHE?????????? OH GOD IS SHE UNDER 21 SHE MUST BE IF THEY'RE NOT TELLING US HER AGE |
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'I HOPE NO ONE ELSE WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR'
OH HONEY NAME: JENNA AGE: 28 HOMETOWN: RALEIGH OCCUPATION: TWITTER PROFESSIONAL (SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER) DRESS: BLUE, BORING, 4/10 SHE JUST FLIRTS WITH HIM AND IT'S BORING NAME: JESSICA AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: SANTA MONICA OCCUPATION: TV HOST? DRESS: RED, BUT OTHERWISE OKAY 6/10 SHE GIVES HIM A... GRATITUDE ROCK OKAY NAME: MARIKH AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: SLC OCCUPATION: OWNS A RESTAURANT (WITH HER MOM) DRESS: IT'S OKAY, 7/10 SHE USES A LOT OF DIFFERENT SPICES BUT SHE WANTS SOME SALT AND PEPPER (BECAUSE HE'S BORING) NAME: OLIVIA AGE: 23 HOMETOWN: CHICAGO OCCUPATION: MARKETING DRESS: AWFUL, UGLY FAKE PEARLS 1/10 POC, THOUGH UNSPECIFIED, BUT OTHERWISE IGNORED NAME: BECCA K. (HM MAYBE THE SPELLINGS CAN DIFFER) AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: MINNEAPOLIS OCCUPATION: PUBLICIST DRESS: BLACK AND LACY 5/10 SHE ASKS HIM TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES :x GIVES HIM A RING BOX AND SOME LINES IT'S NOT CUTE NAME: LAUREN S AGE: 31 HOMETOWN: DALLAS OCCUPATION: SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER (TWITERRER) DRESS: STRAPPY BLACK COCKTAIL 6/10 UNINTERESTING NAME: LAUREN J AGE: 33 HOMETOWN: NEW ROADS, LA OCCUPATION: RECENT MASTER GRAD (GL HON) DRESS: BASIC, WHITE, SOLID, 8/10 SHE BROUGHT HIM MARDI GRAS BEADS THAT ARE HUGE BECAUSE LOUISIANA NAME: LAUREN B. (FUCK ME REALLY) AGE: 25 HOMETOWN: DALLAS OCCUPATION: TECH SALES DRESS: UGLYASS SILVER SHIT 0/10 EVERYONE FREAKS OVER THE THREE LAURENS TOO MANY LAURENS NAME: LAUREN G??????????????? AGE: 26 HOMETOWN: LA OCCUPATION: EXEC RECRUITER DRESS: I DONT EVEN CARE/10 LIMO FULL OF LAURENS STOP S T O P (SHE'S A POC THOUGH SO THAT'S SOMETHING) NAME: ASHLEY (FINALLY) AGE: 25 HOMETOWN: WEST PALM BEACH OCCUPATION: MORE REAL ESTATE DRESS: BAD SEQUINS 3/10 SHE HAS A RACING FLAG, CUTE BLAND HE HATES THE RACE CAR JOKES LMAO NAME: BRITTANY T AGE: 30 HOMETOWN: AUSTIN OCCUPATION: TECH RECRITER DRESS: BASIC BLACK 8/10 MORE AFRICAN AMERICANS NICE SHE IS FAILING AT SPEAKING DUTCH, BUT IT'S CUTE NAME: AMBER AGE: 29 HOMETOWN: DENVER OCCUPATION: SPRAY TAN COMPANY OWNER DRESS: UGLY, PROBABLY (I CAN'T TELL) ?/10 YUP, AMBER OWNS A SPRAY TAN COMPANY YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SHE SEES A LOT OF UM DICK, I GUESS NAME: ALI AGE: 27 HOMETOWN: DALLAS (TOO MANY) OCCUPATION: PERSONAL STYLIST DRESS: THE SAME UGLYASS SILVER DRESS FROM BEFORE 0/10 SHE ASKS HIM TO DO A SMELL CHECK WEIRD GROSS NAME: ANNALIESE AGE: 32 HOMETOWN: SAN FRAN OCCUPATION: EVENT DESIGNER? DRESS: BLUE, NICE SHAPE, GOOD CUT, 9/10 BUT SHE RUINS HER GOOD DRESS WITH THE KISS BANDIT GIMMICK WAY TO GO HERE COMES THE FORMULA 1 CAR IT'S... NAME: MAQUEL (UGH) AGE: 23 HOMETOWN: OREM UT OCCUPATION: PHOTOG DRESS: ROYAL BLUE AND NICE, BUT I HATE HER 0/10 I ALREADY HATE HER FOR SOME REASON HMMM |
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OH GOOD THAT'S EVERYONE
29 IN TOTAL, SO WE'LL GET RID OF LIKE 6 OR SO WELP SOMEONE BITCHING ABOUT A GIRL GOING TO TALK TO HIM FIRST THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS GOD IT'S CALL STRATEGY LADIES THIS IS CHELSEA SHE'S *MYSTERIOUS* OOOOooOOoOooOOoOOo AND SHE'S IN REAL ESTATE OH MY GOD THIS GIRL COMES IN MID SENTENCE AND INTERRUPTS HER IT'S MAQUEL TOO NO SURPRISES AND THEN CHELSEA STARTS TO TALK SHIT GREAT GOOD JOB TO LIKE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS OF WOMEN WOW MAQUEL DIDN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT NONE OF THESE CONVOS ARE NOTABLE OR INTERESTING ALL OF THE POC GIRLS (AND UH, ONE RANDOM WHITE GIRL) TALK ABOUT DATING INTERRACIALLY >IF YOU CAN FIND LOVE ON TINDER OR DATING APPS YOU CAN FIND LOVE ON TV UM 🆗 ONE GIRL MAKES HIM RACE IN BARBIE CARS WHICH IS FUNNY HE LETS HER TIE, IT'S ACTUALLY CUTE, THEY KISS AND NOW EVERYONE FREAKS OUT ABOUT THE FIRST KISS OH MY GOD LADIES LET IT GO CHELSEA IS BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS SAVE IT HON IT'S NIGHT FUCKING ONE |
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HERE IS QUIRKY GIRL WITH THE UKE
SHE'S NOT TOO GOOD ONE GIRL BROUGHT HIM PIZZA SMART ANOTHER BROUGHT PINEAPPLE ...AND JOKED ITS HER SAFE WORD HONEY SOMEONE ELSE GIVES HIM A FOOT MASSAGE MAY ACTUALLY HAVE ADULT ADHD, WHICH IS THE IMPLICATION I THINK AND THEY'RE PLAYING THAT OFF AS QUIRKY, SO BANDIT GIRL IS WORRIED ABOUT THE MASK REVEAL, THOUGH IT BARELY COVERS HER FACE HER NAME IS ANNELISE, AND SHE IS NOT A NICKNAME PERSON DON'T CALL HER ANNIE EVERYONE'S CHATTERING ABOUT THE ROSE SNORE BORING CONVO, AND CHRIS HARRISON SHOWS UP WITH THE FABLE ~FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE~ (I.E. THE SAFETY TALISMAN FOR THE LADY WHO WAS THE FLASHIEST) COMMERCIAL, BECAUSE, OF COURSE |
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LADIES DISCUSSING THE BACHELOR META
CAN YOU PLAY THE BACHELOR OPTIMALLY??? I WONDER IF THAT IS POSSIBLE HOW ARE THERE FEWER GIRLS AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T TALKED YET LOTS OF PANICKED INTERRUPTIONS SO THAT'S SUPER FUN UH OH CHELSEA FROM BEFORE INTERRUPTS KRYSTAL, WHO IS ALREADY PROVING TO BE A VILLAIN SHE GETS A KISS WHICH IS *DRAAAAAAMAAAAAA* AND TELLS EVERYONE THAT SHE WENT IN FOR A SECOND TIME WHEN OTHERS HAVE NOT GOTTEN ONE SHOT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BEKAH ACCUSES HER OF SHITSTIRRING AND THEN STIRS SHIT BEHIND HER BACK |
01-17-2018, 05:47 PM | #318 |
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MORE FIR CHATTER
GRAPHIC DESIGNER GIRL DREW HER A PICTURE, IT'S OKAY WIENER GIRL CLAIMS TO BE A CLOWN, ARIE CLAIMS TO BE A NERD 🆗 BEKAH TAKES HIM TO THE CAR AND LOOKS QUITE SEXY SHE IS ALSO THE TOKEN MILLENNIAL SO THAT'S FUN AND I WANT TO LIKE HER BUT OH MY GOD SHE IS A SHIT STIRRER THEY DO HAVE A CUTE DYNAMIC UGH HERE HE COMES... ...AND TAKES THE ROSE OUTSIDE IT'S... Spoiler: show YUP SUPER SHE BROKE THE RULES AND GOT THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE ALWAYS A GOOD THING RIGHT SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE COMPETITIVE, BUT AGGRESSIVE NOT A GOOD TRADE HON OH MAN AND KRYSTAL IS THE ONE WHO IS LIKE "THIS BITCH" THIS IS BOUND TO END BEAUTIFULLY NEXT UP THE ROSES |
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ALRIGHT FOR THE NEWBIES AND OTHERWISE UNINITIATED, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS
1. GIRLS GATHER IN ROOM, EVERYONE LOOKS NERVOUS 2. THE BACHELOR GIVES OUT ROSES TO EACH GIRL HE WANTS TO KEEP UNTIL NEXT WEEK ONE AT A TIME, WHILE THE NUMBER OF ROSES LEFT ON THE TABLE VARIES WILDLY 3. CHRIS HARRISON COMES OUT TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAL ROSE, WHICH IS OBVIOUS TO PEOPLE WITH EYES WHO ARE SIGHTED 4. ANYONE WITHOUT THEM CRIES, GOES HOME IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE AND SHOULD TAKE A SOLID FIVE MINUTES BUT THEY MANAGE TO MAKE IT 10 BECAUSE FILLER SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU (EXCEPT OR ALL THE INTERVIEWS) ALSO THEY HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT IT IS LITERALLY THE MORNING WHY??? CHELSEA IS ALREADY SAFE, FOR SOME REASON THE ROSE CEREMONY Spoiler: show 99.99999% SURE THE FINAL ROSE IS NEARLY ALWAYS DECIDED BY THE PRODUCERS BECAUSE IT IS ALMOST ALWAYS A SHITSTIRRER EVERYONE CRIES AND HUGS AND MORNS THE DEATH OF THEIR JOB THAT THEY LEFT FOR LITERALLY NOTHING TV HOST'S DAD KNEW HIM SOMEHOW, HE IS DEAD I GUESS, SHE IS SAD EVERYONE HAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR A DATING REALITY SHOW ARIE IS 'DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT' BECAUSE HE IS 'IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT' UHUH |
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!!!!!EXCITING PREVIEWS!!!!!
MELODRAMA MACCHU PICCHU PARIS HANGGLIDING PISA HORSES I GUESS THEY GOT AD MONEY BACK IF THEY'RE GOING TO EUROPE DANGEROUS JETSKI PROCEDURE A GIRL CALLING ARIE HER MAN AND SWEARING AT CAMERAS MOM REMINDING EVERYONE THAT SHE'S A MOM BEKAH'S AGE CAUSING DRAMA CRYING MONTAGE DUNES TRAINS, PLANES, AUTOMOBILES SHAKY CAMERA SHOTS, BOYFRIEND COMING BACK TO GET A CONTESTANT WOW THAT WAS ALL MEGA DUMB GET READY YALL CREDITS SCENE: BACHELORING 101 WITH WHATEVER HIS FACE IS |
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ALRIGHT KIDDIES I HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO SO WE'RE GOING TO GET DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY TODAY WITH THE FIRST LIKE, ACTUAL EPISODE OF THIS SHITSHOW
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ALRIGHT THERE ARE TWO ONE-ON-ONE DATES AND A GROUP DATE THIS TIME ROUND
FIRST SHOT - DAY DRINKING HERE COMES CHRIS WITH THE ~DATE CARD~ CHRIS GIVES A BIG FAKE SPEECH ABOUT HOW THIS IS ALL SO REAL Spoiler: show THE FIRST FEW DATES ARE ALWAYS SUPER INCONSEQUENTIAL AND ARE BASICALLY FLUFF BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS JUST KIND OF PICK A COUPLE GIRLS AT RANDOM OKAY SO FOR THE NEWBIES: THIS IS HOW THIS GOES FOR THE NEXT FEW EPS 1. ESTABLISHING SHIT WITH GIRLS BITCHING ABOUT DRAMA 2. DATE CARD FOR THE ONE-ON-ONE, WHICH ARE LIKE REGULAR DATES BUT WITH THE FORCE OF A NATIONAL TELEVISION PRODUCTION COMPANY BEHIND THEM. 3. MORE BITCHING 4. DATE CARD FOR THE GROUP DATE, WHICH IS LIKE A STRANGE NON-SEXUAL ORGY/COMPETITION THING WHERE LIKE 15 GIRLS ALL FAWN OVER THE ONE GUY, DRAMA ENSUES, ONE GIRL GETS AN IMMUNITY ROSE 5. ANOTHER ONE-ON-ONE 6. COCKTAIL PARTY AND ROSE CEREMONY GOT IT? GOOD ARI IS ~BAD BOY~ AND IS TAKING HER ON A MOTORCYCLE SHE KEEPS FUCKING TALKING FOR SOME REASON IDK GIRLS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OTHER GIRL GETTING THE DATE ONE GIRL'S DAD WAS IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT OKAY THEY GO TO LIKE, A HOUSE, AND HAVE A SEAFOOD BRUNCH WHICH IS LIKE, SUPER EXCESSIVE AND SET FOR AT LEAST 30 PEOPLE DESPITE THAT THERE ARE TWO AND UM, THERE'S A DESIGNER HERE? RACHEL ZOE WHOEVER THAT IS IDK I HAVE NOT HEARD OF HER IT'S A FASHION SHOW MONTAGE IT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING SHE PICKS HORRIBLE DRESSES THAT ARE ALL JUST LIKE A SEA OF SEQUINS LMAO HE GIVES HER LOUBOUTINS THIS IS NOT A DATE THIS IS AN EGO TRIP I MEAN LIKE, YES, PLEASE BUY ME SHIT, BUT THIS DOES NOT QUALIFY AS A DATE THIS IS A SHOPPING TRIP AND NOW THEIR JEWELER HAS GIVEN THEM A FULL SET OF DIAMOND JEWELRY (WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKIN TACKY BY THE WAY) AND DOES NOT MATCH HER DRESS BUT WHATEVER BECCA COMES BACK TO CHANGE AND SHOW OFF HER SHIT AND GIRLS ARE ALREADY FREAKING OUT HARD |
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