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ALRIGHT POST DATE WEIRD PARTY THING
GUESS WHO'S GETTIN WASTED (YES IT'S LACE) LACE: "LAST NIGHT I WAS A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL" BEN AND BECCA, VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE, HAVE A WEIRD LITTLE CONVERSATION WHILE SHOOTIN HOOPS AND BEN IS ALREADY KISSIN THE LADIES AND IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, THE WOMEN SPECULATE ABOUT HIM NOT KISSING *WOMP WOMP* MORE JEALOUS LACE MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE HOUSE... DATE CARD!!!! Spoiler: show BACK AT THE WEIRD DATE PARTY, THE GIRLS CONTINUE TO SIMMER ABOUT THE KISS, AND LACE'S CRAZY KEEPS TO RAMP UP LACE TRIES TO WEIRDLY APOLOGIZE ABOUT HER ACTING LIKE A WEIRD BITCH AND BEN TRIES HIS BEST TO DEAL WITH HER POOR GUY SHE IS SUPER OBSESSED WITH EYE CONTACT AND SPENDS SO MUCH TIME STARING AT HIM THAT SHE MISSES HER OPPORTUNITY FOR THE OTHER THING SHE OBSESSES ON, KISSING HIM SO ONCE SOMEONE COMES IN AND INTERRUPTS THEM, LIKE IS CUSTOMARY, SHE FREAKS OUT (IN HER INTERVIEW) DRAMA LLAMA++ |
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UGH THIS PARTY NEVER FUCKING ENDS
JUBILEE TELLS BEN THAT SHE WAS ADOPTED (OMG GIRL STAY STRONG KEEP AT IT) THEY KISS AND MAKE A NICE CONNECTION AWWWWWWW AND LACE IS GETTIN CRUNK MAN OH MAN LACE: "I'M NOT CRAZY I JUST NEED ONE MORE MINUTE" RIIIIIIIGHT UNDERSTANDABLY, EVERYONE IS PISSED LACE COMES BACK, BIG AWKWARD SILENCE, EVERYONE GLARING AT LACE BEN TAKES JOJO UP TO THE HELIPAD AND THEY MAKE OUT KISS COUNT: 3 UH-OH, HERE COMES THE ROSE THIS IS SUUUUPER SCRIPTED AND IT'S... Spoiler: show |
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ALRIGHT ITS TIME FOR THE FIRST ONE ON ONE WITH CAILA
SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON YAY!!! CHRIS HARRISON IS PLANNING THIS DATE, WHICH MEANS THE PRODUCERS ARE PLANNING THE DATE, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO PASS OFF THEM BEING STINGY AS A FUN THEME AND THE THEME IS "CHEAP" WHICH MEANS ITS ICE CUBE AND KEVIN HART I DON'T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND THIS CROSS PROMOTION OR WHAT DEMOGRAPHIC THEY'RE TRYING TO HIT BUT GOTTA LOVE THE ADDITION OF RACIAL TENSION TO THE ROMANTIC TENSION IT'S LIKE A STRANGE MANZAI ACT BUT WITH AFRICAN AMERICANS AND LIQUOR STORES AND HOT TUBS AND KEVIN HART IS NAKED IN THE HOT TUB BACK AT THE HOUSE, WEIRD LITTLE MOMENT WITH THE MOM FACETIMING HER KIDS GOING DOWN THE SLIDE AND ONE MORE DATE CARD! Spoiler: show NOW FOR THE NIGHT TIME PART OF THE DATE? WHAT WILL IT BE? A WEIRD BAND? A STRANGE EVENT? SOME SORT OF "ROMANTIC" WORLD RECORD? SADLY WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THEM TALKING ABOUT THEIR BORING LIVES ONCE SHE EXPLAINS HOW SHE MET HER LAST BOYFRIEND ON A PLANE HE GIVES HER THE ROSE AND THEY WALK TO A THEATER AND... Spoiler: show |
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ALRIGHT MORE GROUP DATE
THIS ONE IS ALREADY LOOKING TO BE WEIRDLY SEXUAL OF COURSE, SINCE THEY ARE CLEARLY STRAPPED FOR CASH, THEY MUST SHOEHORN AN UNNECESSARY PRODUCT PLACEMENT MOMENT WITH THE WEIRD IPAD CAMERA STICK ROBOT THAT THEY VERY CONSPICUOUSLY SHOW THE BRAND OF THEY ALL GO INTO A WEIRD ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF ACTORS DRESSED AS SCIENTISTS AND DO A TON OF WEIRD "TESTS" TO MEASURE HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE NEEDLESS TO SAY, THESE WOMEN PROCEED TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES THEY DO A RETINAL TRACKING TEST WHICH IS WEIRD BUT OKAY BUT THE SECOND TEST IS A SWEAT SMELL TEST AND THEY MAKE HIM SMELL THESE WOMEN'S NECKS AND HIPS BECAUSE THEIR "REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS GIVE OFF PHEROMONES" GOD ARE THE RATINGS REALLY THAT LOW THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY CREEPY AND HE DESCRIBES THE GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE FRUITS AND FINALLY, THEY PUT BEN AND ONE OF THE WOMEN IN WEIRD BORDERLINE SEXUAL SITUATIONS AND BROADCAST A THERMAL IMAGE OF THEM TO THE OTHERS YEP RATINGS MUST BE IN THE TOILET (SHIRTLESS COUNT: 3) AFTER SOME MORE PSUEDO-SCIENTIFIC MUMBO JUMBO, THEY "SCIENTIFICALLY" RATE THE WOMEN ON "COMPATABILITY" OFFICIAL BACHELOR POWER RANKINGS
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TO CONTINUE THIS BEING WEIRDLY SEXUAL, THEY GO BACK TO HIS HOTEL FOR THE WEIRD PARTY
HE IMMEDIATELY TAKES OFF WITH TV ANCHOR GIRL AND GUESS WHAT JEALOUSY ABOUNDS KISS COUNT: 4 THERE IS A WEIRD CONVERSATION ABOUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO GO TO SIT AND IT TURNS INTO SOME SORT OF FIGHT??? HE FEELS BAD FOR SAYING A GIRL SMELLS SOUR AND TELLS HER THAT SHE SMELLS LIKE PASSION FRUIT THEY ALL REALLY HOPE THAT "SCIENCE" IS WRONG THE MOM PULLS HIM ASIDE AND THEY HAVE A WEIRD LITTLE CONVERSATION ABOUT HER KIDS HE IS WEIRDLY INTO IT KISS COUNT: 5 AND, WHEN HE GRABS THE ROSE, AFTER ANOTHER WEIRDLY CANNED CONVO, WE HAVE, NO SURPRISE... Spoiler: show |
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TIME FOR THE COCKTAIL PARTY!!!
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|
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THE ROSE CEREMONY
LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH LACE CONTINUES TO SPEW HER INSECURITIES TO THE CAMERA THE ROSED MOM JUBILEE (YASSSSS) LAUREN B. (CREEPER SHOT GIRL) LEAH (who) VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE (UGH GO HOME) RACHEL (HUH) LACE (WHOA!!!!!!!!) ELBIE... UM SO Spoiler: show AND HERE COMES CHRIS TO ANNOUNCE!!! FINAL ROSE OMGGGGG IT'S... Spoiler: show |
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SO THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY'VE KICKED OFF THE GROSS DENTIST
THE BAD(?) NEWS IS, WE'RE STILL STUCK WITH THE CRAZIES, THE TWINS, AND BOTH OF THE VETERANS AND THE WOMAN BETRAYED BY SCIENCE HAS A REALLY SAD, SOBBING MOMENT ON HER WAY TO THE LIMO WHO WANTS TO BET SHE BECOMES A CREATIONIST NEXT WEEK... THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY TV ANCHOR VS. LACE JUBILEE'S MILITARY SIDE COMES OUT IDK MORE CRYING AND SHIT AND ANOTHER WEIRD POST-CREDITS SCENE WHERE THE PRODUCERS CONTINUE TO PUSH KEVIN HART ON US WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FRIENDS |
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01-24-2016, 03:28 PM | #35 |
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ALRIGHT PARTY PEOPLE
I KNOW I'M A LITTLE LATE THIS WEEK BUT WE'RE GOING TO GET GOING SO LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE TONIGHT ON THE BACHELOR PLANES STADIUMS AUTOMOBILES AND MORE MAKING OUT AND SOBBING LOTS OF SOBBING |
01-24-2016, 03:36 PM | #36 |
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ALREADY GETTIN STARTED WITH THE GOSSIP
TV ANCHOR BEGINS TO SHOW HER CRAZY CHRIS HARRISON CONTINUES TO BE USELESS AND TALK ABOUT HOW THE SHOW WORKS AND THANK THE LORD HE ALSO INFORMS US THAT WE WILL NOT HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH TWO GROUP DATES THIS WEEK PRAISE GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE FIRST DATE CARD AND IT'S... Spoiler: show HUH WHO IS THIS BITCH SHE'S A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND HE'S TAKING HER TO AN AIRPORT LOL THEY'RE FLYING A BIPLANE THIS IS PROBABLY FUN TO DO BUT INCREDIBLY BORING TO WATCH AND OF COURSE THEY START KISSING BUT IT'S SUPER AWKWARD LOLOLOL THEY FLY OVER THE MANSION AND ALL THE WOMEN FREAK WOW THE PRODUCERS ARE PRETTY LEGITIMATELY CRUEL |
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HE BRINGS HER TO BASICALLY THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE
WHERE THERE IS MAGICALLY A WORKING HOT TUB SOMEHOW AND A TOTALLY SUBTLE CLOSE-UP OF THE BRAND NAME BACK AT THE MANSION, THE GIRLS REALIZE THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY A RIDICULOUS FARCE THAT EXISTS SO WE CAN GAWK AT PEOPLE'S EMOTIONAL INSECURITIES AND THEIR HEARTS BEING BROKEN AND THEY BEGIN TO HAVE CRISES TAKE A PAGE FROM THE BOOK OF MORMON AND JUST TURN IT OFF LADIES LIKE A LIGHTSWITCH JUST GO CLICK IT'S A COOL LITTLE MORMON TRICK |
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BORING DATE SHIT, SHE TALKS ABOUT HER DAD BLAH WHATEVER
DATE CARD TIME Spoiler: show IDK 50% OF THEM AND THE DATE IS SOCCER THEMED, WHICH IS WEIRD THIS LEAVES VIRGIN, THAT ONE GIRL I LIKE, JUBILEE AND SOMEONE ELSE FOR THE ONE ON ONES (SPOILER IT'S JUBILEE) BEN AND WHOEVER SHE IS TALK MORE ABOUT THEIR FATHERS FOR SOME REASON AND THEN HE GIVES HER A ROSE SO WHATEVER I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY WHO SHE IS FOR ANOTHER WEEK AND LOOK IT'S THEIR "FAVORITE BAND" I'VE NOTICED THAT A HUGE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE COUNTRY SINGERS FOR SOME REASON DO COUNTRY BUMPKIN WHITE FOLK MOSTLY WATCH THIS SHOW??? |
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THE GROUP DATE BEGINS
AND THEY THINK THEY'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL I GUESS THEY'RE NOT TOTALLY WRONG??? ONE GIRL ADMITS TO HAVING "ZERO BALL HANDLING SKILLS" NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE GETS BALLS IN THE FACE BACK AT THE HOUSE FUCKING EVERYONE STARTS TO CRY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVEN'T HAD 1 ON 1'S YET C'MON THIS IS WEEK GODDAMMNED TWO THERE HAVE BEEN A GRAND TOTAL OF THREE DATES SO FAR THAT DON'T INVOLVE GROSS SEX JOKES COOL YA JETS JUBILEE STARTS CRYING ABOUT HOW SHE'S SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED AND DARK AND I'M STARTING TO LOSE RESPECT BACK AT THE STADIUM, CHRIS HARRISON WANDERS OUT AND MAKES FUN OF EVERYONE LOOKING SUPER WEIRD IN A JERSEY AND OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S CHRIS HARRISON, THAT MEANS GIMMICKS!!!! THIS TIME, IT'S A GAME OF SOCCER WHERE THE LOSING TEAM GOES BACK TO THE MANSION!!! |
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OVERLY DRAMATIC MUSIC
STARS VS. STRIPES LACE COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTANDS THE BASIC RULES OF SOCCER THIS IS ACTUALLY ALMOST ENTERTAINING I WOULD WATCH A LOT MORE SOCCER IF IT WERE CUT LIKE A REALITY SHOW SADLY THERE IS A TIE AND FOR SOME REASON INSTEAD OF GOING TO PENALTY KICKS LIKE NORMAL SOCCER, THEY PLAY GOLDEN GOAL WHICH IS LIKE, THE SHITTIEST WAY TO END A GAME OF ANYTHING (SEE I KNOW SOME SPORTS THINGS) AND THERE IS AN INJURY AND OF COURSE, CRAZYASS TV ANCHOR IS LIKE "IM GONNA KICK THE BITCH WHEN SHE'S DOWN" BUT VET GIRL MANAGES TO SCORE BEFORE SHE CAN STRIPES WIN!!!! |
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THE STARS GO HOME AND CRY A LITTLE
AND NOW WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER AWKWARD PARTY EXCEPT FOR TV ANCHOR GIRL IMMEDIATELY CRASHES IT AND TAKES HIM UP TO HIS HOTEL ROOM AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHOWS IT OFF TO THE REST OF THEM MAN THIS BITCH AND THE GIRLS GET SUUUUPER VINDICTIVE IMMEDIATELY AND START TO TALK ABOUT HOW HER TOES AREN'T CUTE??? SO VETERAN GIRL (I THINK) TAKES TV ANCHOR ASIDE AND TELLS HER HOW MUCH THEY'RE SHITTING ON HER TOES IT IS NOT AS DRAMATIC AS THEY TRY TO MAKE IT BUT IN THE MEANTIME DATE CARD!!! Spoiler: show THE PARTY CONTINUES AND ALL THE GIRLS START TO SEEM JUST A LITTLE BIT CRAZY MAKEOUT COUNTER: 1 (WOW IT TOOK 40 WHOLE MINUTES THIS TIME) VETERAN GIRL GETS THE ROSE TV ANCHOR LOOKS INSANELY BITTER BUT TRIES TO RATIONALIZE HER NOT GETTING THE ROSE |
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ALRIGHT TIME FOR JUBILEE
SHE IS REALLY DOUBTING HERSELF AND IT'S KINDA SAD SHE IS ALREADY RUINING THIS FOR HERSELF AS ONE OF THE GIRLS SAID SHE IS BEING "AWKOTACO" WHATEVER THAT MEANS OH GOD AND THEY'RE TAKING A HELICOPTER RIDE AND SHE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS SHE ASKS THE OTHER GIRLS IF THEY WANT TO GO ON HER DATE AND MAN THE GIRLS ARE PISSED WELL OKAY CAILA THIS IS BASICALLY THE SAME DATE AS BEFORE BUT IN A DIFFERENT VEHICLE BUT THIS TIME THEY GO TO A REAL SPA INSTEAD OF A WEIRD LITTLE HOT TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT THEY GO EAT THIS REALLY NICE FOOD AND JUBILEE SPITS IT OUT THEY START TALKING ABOUT HOT DOGS AND IT'S NOT AWKWARD AT ALL (i'd like to chew on your hot dog *waggle) THERE'S THIS WEIRD LITTLE MOMENT OF RACIAL TENSION AND WELL IT GOES JUST ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD OBJECTIVELY THIS SHIT IS TANKING BUT SOMEHOW THEY ARE STILL INTO IT JUBILEE "INTRIGUES" HIM THEY HAVE THEIR DATE AND JUBILEE OPENS UP AND SHE IS ACTUALLY AN INTERESTING PERSON REFRESHING (awww she actually has kind of a sad story where all her family in haiti died and she got adopted that's pretty legitimately tragic) |
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MAN THE GIRLS THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING HOME
THEY'RE ALL WEIRDLY JEALOUS AND THINK THAT SHE IS SUDDENLY A HUGE BITCH SO UM WHATEVER SUPER TERRIBLE COCKTAIL PARTY GO LACE, AFTER HAVING A WEEK OF ACTING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN, REALIZES THAT SHE MIGHT BE IN DANGER BECAUSE SHE IS ACTING NORMAL AND DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE MUCH PERSONALITY AND THEN SUDDENLY BEN COMES IN AND SHARES THAT TWO PEOPLE IN HIS FAMILY DIED IN A PLANE CRASH SHIT'S GETTIN REAL YO AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TV ANCHOR GIRL GOES FOR THE KILL AND START TALKING ABOUT HER FUCKING LEGS BEN IS UNDERSTANDABLY INSULTED JUBILEE IS WEIRDLY QUIET OK SO MAYBE SHE IS ACTUALLY BEING A BITCH BUT LIKE SHE WALKED INTO A ROOM AND THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY LEFT WOW POOR GIRL AND NOW SHE'S DRAGGING BEN OFF AND GIVING HIM A MASSAGE, WHICH IS KINDA WEIRD AND EVERYONE IS UNDERSTANDABLY KINDA PISSED BEN APPRECIATES IT OF COURSE BUT THE OTHER GIRLS SURE AS SHIT DO NOT |
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THE MASSAGE ENDS AND JUBILEE BASICALLY STORMS OUT
SHE HAS THIS WEIRD CONVERSATION WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS ABOUT THE MASSAGE VETERAN GIRL AND SOME OF THE OTHERS DECIDE THEY NEED TO CALL HER OUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! SHE GOES INTO THE FUCKIN BATHROOM AND BEN GETS INVOLVED UH OHHHH LACE IS STARTIN TO FEEL THE HEAT AND FOR SOME REASON VET GIRL DECIDES SHE REALLY NEED TO CONFRONT JUBILEE THIS VERY MOMENT WITH BEN IN THE ROOM ABOUT THE DRAMA AND BEN STEPS IN AND SHUTS SHIT DOWN THANK GOD AND HERE COMES LACE AGAIN, ROLLIN IN THE CRAZY |
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THANK GOD IT IS ALMOST OVER
LACE PULLS BEN OUT ONTO THE FRONT STEP AND HAS A REALLY WEIRD NEUROTIC CONVERSATION WITH HIM WELL OKAY STARTS RATHER AND SHE SURPRISE SURPRISE Spoiler: show THEY ALL "COMFORT" BEN AS LACE GOES TO SOB IN THE BUSHES ALRIGHT BITCHES IT'S TIME FOR THE THING THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN DREADING ROSE CEREMONY THE ROSED LAUREN H (SUPER MIDWEST) AMANDA (NO CLUE) VIRGIN EXTRAORDINAIRE (UGH GO HOME) TWIN ONE TWIN TWO RACHEL (WHO) CAILA JOJO (THE DATELESS WONDER) JENNIFER (IDK) LEAH (MORE BLONDS) UH OH NO TV ANCHOR GIRL AND YOU GUESSED IT IT'S THE FINAL ROSE Spoiler: show ALRIGHT THAT EPISODE WAS A TRAINWRECK |
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TV ANCHOR GIRL CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE SHE HAS IT 100% IN THE BAG AND IS SUPER SMUG AND OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT
NEXT WEEK!!! THEY GO TO FUCKING VEGAS UGH EW HE GOES ON A WEIRD WEDDING THEMED DATE WITH BECCA UH OH TV ANCHOR GETS SUUUUUPER WEIRDLY JEALOUS AND HAS A HUGE BREAKDOWN WELL THAT WILL BE A FUN ONE UNTIL NEXT WEEK FRIENDS |
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This is the best thread.
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I just saw this thread, and I commend you for letting me feel the sheer cringe of everything about this show without actually having to watch it.
This is correct, but you are still
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Killy existed. Emi might be as low as fourth. =o
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