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Old 03-02-2016, 12:30 AM   #3526
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"You may experience delays while using the website. We are working to resolve this issue. Thank you for your patience."

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Old 03-02-2016, 12:03 PM   #3527
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Canada is a big place to escape Trump. If you need to narrow it down, why not try Cape Breton?
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Old 03-02-2016, 01:45 PM   #3528
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My sister and I have a friend from school who lives there. She offered to let us stay there (we've been before and it's a nice place in general)
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Old 03-03-2016, 09:20 PM   #3529
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Old 03-04-2016, 05:35 PM   #3530
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:56 AM   #3531
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Ghostbusters refuse to exorcise haunting of Planned Parenthood

During an election year where even family members are divided by ideology, one would be surprised of less sharp a distinction between the world of the living, and the dead.

New York based Ghostbusters Inc. (NYSE: GHOS) refused to exorcise the Manhattan branch of Planned Parenthood Monday, citing a potential "conflict of interest".

"There is no 'conflict of interest'," says branch chief Peggy Nant. "The Ghostbusters have taken a stance against women's privacy, to deny them the ability to terminate unwanted pregnancies."

"We determined it was in the best interest of the Ghostbusters to have no further dealing with Planned Parenthood at this time" says Dr. Raymond Stantz, CEO of Ghostbusters.

"Frankly, abortion is murder. Murder is what's flooding the facility with ghosts. If we remove the ghosts, the murders will continue, perpetuating the haunting."

Ghosbusters Inc. is concerned that without a permanent solution to the ethereal infestation, the company would be liable for fraud and subject to complaints with the Better Business Bureau.

"Currently, I am exploring Peggy Nant...I mean, we are exploring with Peggy Nant solutions to better address the hauntings" says Dr. Peter Venkman, press secretary.

One possible scenario involves the Ghostbusters performing the abortions under contract for Planned Parenthood. The "Ghost Traps" used to imprison the supernatural could be used to vacuum the unborn from the womb, capturing both fetus and spirit in a single visit.

"I collect embryos" says Dr. Egon Spengler, chief engineer. "It would be an effective use of existing technology".

Planned Parenthood has suffered a marked downturn in patients due to the hauntings. Research by the Wall Street Journal suggests that during the same time period, there was a dramatic rise in retail coat hanger sales.
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Old 03-05-2016, 09:27 AM   #3532
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Old 03-06-2016, 10:43 PM   #3533
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Old 03-07-2016, 06:04 PM   #3534
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Old 03-07-2016, 06:13 PM   #3535
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Basically what's going on in the Wild Future Skype Group right now.
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Old 03-07-2016, 11:03 PM   #3536
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Build a man a Fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on Fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Took about three tries to get this one.

Good job old chap.
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Old 03-08-2016, 08:57 PM   #3537
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Here's one for Bloodborne fans.
Spoilers abound but the game's been out for almost a year, so...
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Old 03-09-2016, 06:09 AM   #3538
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So apparently this is a thing.

Just when I thought I'd seen all that the internet could offer me...
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Old 03-09-2016, 08:24 PM   #3539
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Hitman: Agent 47 irl.

Seeing as this is also the "share cool shit" thread.
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Old 03-09-2016, 09:35 PM   #3540
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:52 AM   #3541
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Old 03-10-2016, 04:57 AM   #3542
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Thought this thing was pretty well made, considering he's used nothing but footage from Spongebob.
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Old 03-10-2016, 08:58 AM   #3543
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What abolitionists saw, and what plantation owners saw

Should be an anime. It would make a minstrel show look like a Baptist mass.
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Old 03-10-2016, 10:47 AM   #3544
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Hitman: Agent 47 irl.

Seeing as this is also the "share cool shit" thread.
Continuously could not tell whether this was a modern PC game on max settings or real life. Changed my mind at least seven or eight times, and in the end settled on "It's a PC game."

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Was wrong! Amazing stuff. The way the actor playing Agent 47 walked was so like a video game character, holy fuck. That was one of the big factors that led me to change my mind back from "It's on set with real actors" to "It's a video game and somebody else is playing in accordance with their directions" time and again. Major, major props to that actor for walking the way he did.

Had it been a game, I was going to say that I was impressed by just how many contingencies, just how many courses of action the development team planned for. Ripping off a guy's finger vs. dragging his body, impersonating a painter vs. impersonating a butler vs. impersonating a (on and on it goes), killing the target with gunfire vs. killing the target with poisoned drinks vs. killing the target by pushing a marble statue off of a ledge onto him ... In hindsight it's obvious that real games don't usually have this level of freedom to them and that we were able to get what we got thanks to this being a staged act, but still. I am very impressed by the production team's ability to accommodate so many styles of gameplay. And I am also left here thinking, "This is how Ubisoft or any other developer ought to go about programming their next adventure game." Developers should bring in people to do something similar to this, where you remotely instruct the "player" how to play the game, and they should take notes on what approaches people thought of and then incorporate them into the actual game for the actual population to have fun with.

Kinda sad it wasn't a game though, because every time I concluded it was a game I also thought to myself, "Man modern games have gotten super lifelike! I am so out of the loop! " Haven't had a current-gen console that cares about graphics since the XBox, and my PC's over eight years old. Suffice it to say, I'm out of touch by about a decade when it comes to daily, hands-on experiences with graphics-pushing gaming. I was willing to believe this was all a PC game on max settings, and I'm kinda sad that it's not because I was really excited for when I get a new computer in the near future that I would get to be playing games that look this lifelike. Oh well. ^^;
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Old 03-10-2016, 11:51 AM   #3545
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I was able to acquire Season 6 of Game of Thrones over Deluge on my G4.

I guess you could call it "LGBT".
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Old 03-11-2016, 10:15 AM   #3546
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Finland's assessment of the U.S. presidential primaries.
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Old 03-11-2016, 04:36 PM   #3547
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Time to turn the "going to hell" thread back into a going to hell thread.

At work today we were all posting "walks into a bar" jokes in our group chat.

These have probably been heard by some of you before but the two that stood out were:


1. A baby seal walks into a club

and

2. Helen Keller walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table.
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Old 03-11-2016, 04:58 PM   #3548
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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Oh wait.
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Old 03-11-2016, 11:48 PM   #3549
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