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Old 04-03-2016, 09:53 PM   #1
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I swear to drunk I'm not god

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Old 04-03-2016, 09:54 PM   #2
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At this rate we're going to need to open a new board for drunk shitposting. Not that that would deter anyone from drunkposting in The Misc anyway.
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Clearly we should just direct all soused posters into the homie thread.
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:03 PM   #4
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What if it's a WF style thing where everyone just has their own thread to post in whenever they're smashed
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:06 PM   #5
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To be fair, drunken shitposting does fall under the umbrella of Miscellaneous.
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:21 PM   #6
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:23 PM   #7
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PROTIP: pre-drinking shitposting is still shitposting
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:25 PM   #8
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PROTIP: pre-drinking shitposting is still shitposting
I'll be honest, I don't disagree...
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luckily, I'm not. I'm while-drinking shitposting
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Old 04-03-2016, 10:28 PM   #10
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Man, even drunk!me hasn't done something like this.
One thing off your to do list, I suppose
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only if I cross the drunk threshold over the course of the night!
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At this rate we're going to need to open a new board for drunk shitposting. Not that that would deter anyone from drunkposting in The Misc anyway.
Yes that would be fantastic. I'd spend all my free time in it
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don't you dare stoop to my level
i already am at your level. i always was
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I have stooped
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I can already tell I'm going to be hooked on drunk!shitposting when I'm an adult
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And thus a fresh spark of purity looked on to its upcoming corruption and acknowledged its inevitability.
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Old 04-03-2016, 11:59 PM   #18
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You are all being terrible role models.

I approve.

Edit: Apparently necessary edit to say that I was simply trying to be lighthearted about this

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If I'm someone's role model, it's their own damn fault
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so yeah i'm like half god right now
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well, that's because I'm insane. my mind works the way normal folks' can't because they have shit like attachment to reality and not doubting their own existence. So I see from directions others don't
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If you're talking 'bout a role model for me, I am my own role model

Oh wait how does that even work

I guess you can call this half-asleep posting

I'm literally lying in bed with my laptop on me
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If I god much mroe, my stomach might expelm its contents the opposite direction of where its supposed to go.

also, like god, I may or may not actually exist. the gods only know I myself doubt my own existence. Or, I guess they might not, with the whole them maybe not existing either thing.

alsosalso, Emi asked me if, when I became fully god, I could make her body match her mind. I'd be glad to. ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM MACHOP MACHOKE MACHAMP BELLSPROUT WEEPINBELL-

Is it working? Oh, right, I'm god. So, like god, I can't do shit for anyone ever.
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is this drunk shitposting or shit drunkposting? I can't tell.
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