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Old 03-11-2020, 07:35 PM   #4151
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Yahoo Finance is hilarious.

Every time I open up the page the stock market plunge is in big red banners (to scare people), and now they're posting the most stock pictures of grizzly bears to illustrate the bear market.



Will da bears win da owl??
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Old 03-18-2020, 12:31 AM   #4152
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My ex roommate...jerked off into my fresh water fishtank a couple times and it seriously screwed up the PH. Some of my fish died. We are still friends, but he isnt allowed inside my house.
Imagine how much ejaculate this guy must have jettison to change the pH of an entire fish tank.
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Old 03-19-2020, 07:13 PM   #4153
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Fish are finicky. He wouldn't have to nut much.
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Old 03-22-2020, 03:58 AM   #4154
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Old 05-13-2020, 04:45 PM   #4155
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Interesting stuff reading the Wikipedia article for Gorilla Glue:

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Gorilla Glue is harmful by inhalation, and irritating to the eyes, respiratory system, and skin. It should be kept away from animals and children. If Gorilla Glue is ingested, it may cause gastrointestinal blockage, and medical attention should be sought immediately. And if it is inhaled and causes physical discomfort then users should move to an area with fresh air, if breathing difficulties continue or if it is swallowed then medical attention should be found immediately.
Then the next section...

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In October 2017 Gorilla Glue Co. and GG Strains LLC reached a settlement in the case the glue maker brought against the Las Vegas-based developer of marijuana strains.

Under the settlement, GG Strains and its licensees of the company's strains named Gorilla Glue will have to transition away from that name, any gorilla imagery and similarities to Gorilla Glue Co. trademarks by September 19, 2018.
Why would a marijuana company name itself after Gorilla Glue? Consider the previous quoted section. The marijuana company is trying to imply that inhaling its marijuana gives a similar effect to inhaling Gorilla Glue!

I guess it's Incredibly Strong™!
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Old 05-22-2020, 03:11 PM   #4156
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Happy birthday Jeri.

You're now legal in Canada, but it's still too early to drink.
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Old 05-30-2020, 02:18 PM   #4157
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The George Floyd riots as told by The Boondocks.
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Old 06-16-2020, 03:08 AM   #4158
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Willy Wonka was filmed in Germany. However, most of the Oompa Loompas were not Germany actors, because the casting call failed to find hardly any midgets in Germany.

The reason? They had all been killed by Adolf Hitler and the Nazis 30 years earlier.
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Old 08-26-2020, 03:10 PM   #4159
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Hurricane Laura is coming to Texas. But the Governor's decree, if you are going to drown you must do so with 6 feet of separation from other storm victims.

A flood is no excuse to ignore social distancing.
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Dies Irae is about the descendants of Nazis, living in Japan.

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